Chuck Norris on Sarah Palin
Friends,
Chuck Norris is possibly the wisest American ever, recently he’s been mighty pissed about the crazy things that liberal whack-jobs say about our next Veep, Sarah Palin. Liberals, you have been warned… when Chuck gets mad you’d better run.
He sent Shelley this truly inspirational message:
"Dear Shelley,
The drive-by media says that Sarah Palin is not qualified to lead our country – well let me tell you a story:
My nephew Andrew Cox, who is a strong young Christian man, was in the fifth grade when his teacher, a young lady who had graduated from the University of Berkeley, told the class to write a report about evolution. Andrew said he couldn’t do that because he didn’t believe in evolution. He went on to say that he believed God was our Creator and creator of the heavens and the earth. The teacher gave him an “F,” instead of allowing him to write about what he believed in based on his own convictions. Rather than believe that he was a glorified ape, he believed that he was a child of God made in His image. He’s top-brass in Army Intelligence now, serving our country in Iraq.
Sarah is like Andrew – The liberals have given her an "F" because she refused to play by DC’s rules – she plays by God’s rules. But just like Andrew she’s going to win. Sarah will be our vice-President and in 2012 she will be our President. That’s what God wants, and messing with what God wants is the only thing dumber than messing with Chuck Norris.
Keep up the good work!
Chuck Norris"
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Yupp Chuck Norris is so cool, he talks of himself in 3rd Person. Maybe he’s got mad cow. As for Sarah Palin: she sure is ahead in my poll.. ..or was it that she could give head to my pole? I keep forgetting…
Danny Crane
Shelley, fuck off. Ingorant
LOL. Chuck Norris can lick my balls and then go out and get some actual respect in the world of television.
Hell, for that matter, just the world.
Shelley Shelley Shelley….
Lets just see who God and the American people chooses as president next week….It´s gonna be Obama, and you better not mess what he wants.
And by the way, America is NOT Gods chosen country. America is ONE nation under God, meaning 1 in many….Not THE one….
/True Christian
The Kid should get an F, Education is fact based, religion is faith based. The Computer was created by the facts of knowledge not by faith in God. The construction of your home is based on facts, the making of your auto is based on facts.
there is no way in hell that chuck norris sent that stupid bitchwhore shelleytheshorthairytrolldumbassrepublitard a message that message is fake you gotta get me up pretty early in the morning to believe that bull shit nice try STR and if he did i highly doubt he did then please provide the concrete proof of this claim of chuck norris sending that bitchwhore a inspirational message untill then STR you dear STR dingleberries are full of shit and are pathetic for making up such a message.
Obama/Biden “08″
get a life STR you pathetic assclowns.
“He’s top-brass in Army Intelligence now, serving our country in Iraq.”
Army intelligence is an oxymoron.
“because he didn’t believe in evolution. ”
He shouldn’t have to believe it to understand what the theory is… In fact, he SHOULD be made to understand the theory (that doesn’t mean accept, your religion is fine, and I’m not saying anything bad about it) because he needs to be able to comprehend both sides of the argument (creationism vs evolution) before he can actually choose what he believes.
Also, I don’t think Chuck Norris actually wrote this letter.
Whay y´all refer to United States as ¨America¨?? America is not a country, is a continet! I´m from Dominican Republic, a country that is in America, so I´m a American too…
“Chuck Norris is possibly the wisest American ever,”
Erm what? I mean, he gets wanked up by internet memes all the time and he´s kickass when it comes to martial arts, but in the end, he´s just an actor. Being “wise” is not part of the job description for Chuck Norris.
“recently he’s been mighty pissed about the crazy things that liberal whack-jobs say about our next Veep, Sarah Palin. Liberals, you have been warned… when Chuck gets mad you’d better run.”
Nah, we´ll simply sick our lawyers at him if he does something stupid.
“The drive-by media says”
Obvious fake is obvious.
“The teacher gave him an “F,” instead of allowing him to write about what he believed in based on his own convictions.”
And she was right on hte spot with it. Creationism belongs into religion classess, not natural science.
“Sarah is like Andrew – The liberals have given her an “F” because she refused to play by DC’s rules ”
No, we´ve given her an “f” because of her rather dubious stances, shady connections to corrupt individuals and dangerous fringe groups, utter lack of debating skills, the outright lies and slanderous remarks she spewed out and last, but not least, for simply not being ready to fill *any* important position in the government.
“But just like Andrew she’s going to win. Sarah will be our vice-President and in 2012 she will be our President. ”
Dream on. Obama´s leading the race by a massive margin. This is over and the democrats have won it.
PS: Brock Samson >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chuck Norris. Hooray for the Swedish Murder Machine.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Hot News: In face of the rather dubious conduct of the last few US elections, the OSCE(Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe) will send 62 election observers to monitor the elections.
This includes several russians. LOL!
i can’t wait until obama wins and they will say there was a conspricy or they just screwed up and mcCain really won. Sarah Palin won’t be vice president or president, she is a christian extremist and the american people arn’t that dumb and won’t elect her. Then she can finally go back to Alaska and everyone will forget about her. OHHHHH AND SHELLY, YOU SAID YOU ONLY LIVE IN A RED STATE, WELL LOOKS LIKE IOWA IS GONNA BE A DEMOCRAT STATE SOON, IF U WANT I’LL HELP YOU MOVE HOPEFULLY TO ALASKA
Well, dear… Chuck sure knows how to push your buttons.
But evolution isn’t a topic for fifth graders.
By the way, how are you on dinosaurs?
hahaha Lulu nice.
Is chuck even a christian?
Historically, the Democratic party and the Republican party each started with similar moral values. The deviseness followed the Kennedy administration when moral issues began to separate the parties. Politically we’ve become so complex it seems like there’s no satisfying anyone, and the recent years have shown this to be absolutely true in that there are no landslide victories anymore. Close races usually mean something, and to me it means that the party system has completely divided this country, and that’s really, really sad.
The two parties are so polarized it seems like we alternate between needs every two terms or so.
Personally, I just look at it this way: I’m not in favor of handing over money to fund the republic when the people need it right now. We’ll swing the other direction when we need it, I’m sure.
I have serious problems with people who are extreme on either side. Seems to me “real Americans” are the ones who set their personal agendas aside, just a bit, to find the good in everyone else, to work toward an agreeable future for everyone. After all, it took us nearly 75 years from inception to remove slavery, and longer than that to establish near-perfect civil behavior (not there yet, though, but am happy to see that hate crime awareness and discrimination are moving toward a positive end).
Palin’s choice was an unfortunate decision in timing, and poor handling on the part of the campaign managers. Can they be blamed? I think the reason they Judased her was because it was an assignment they weren’t ready for, to groom a last-minute selection that had preconceptions about how to reach a national audience on her own. Hubris plays a great deal in Sarah’s mixed reactions from the public from what I can see.
Likeable, yes, but seasoned only by her experience in Alaskan politics rather than the mainstream national politics. I wouldn’t doubt that she eventuakl the capacity to tame her demons and do the job, but unfortunately those skills are not obviously presented so close to the end of the campaign.
Cant stop laughing!
@So things not gone 2 plan then? i’m right there with ya buddy it’s a real laugh riot.
chuck norris send a inspirational message that is such bull shit and just down right funny.:D
First off please get help, your thoughts are unhealthy.
How can someone be this ignorant, Sarah Palin thought Africa was one country, she doesnt know how many countries are in North America. Please explain to me how the hell can she run a country when fourth graders are leaning that. Do America a favor, keep your opinions to yourself. Leave Barak Obama alone, he is going to be a better president than George Bush.
Oh, and by the way if you’re going to use the word of God use dont forget to leave of the stuff like GOD LOVES EVERYONE, no matter who they are, where they came from, and what they do.
Chuck Norris is an aged action actor. There is a list of facts about him; He can slam a revolving door, his sperm is made of tiny white ninjas, etc. THESE ARE ALL TRUE. This is why we are planning to convert him to the evil ways of Bananaboat. Once we have these powers, we will combine him with Pikachu and Obama to form a force that can match Jesus (and his father despite the fact that he is his own father through a bizarre series of accidents.
Don’t underestimate the power of our campaign: we are fueled by money from prostitution. We have billions and billions of dollars from the American taxpayers, Nintendo, and the entire economy of JapanChinaVietnam, the recently attained fusion between the three yellow menaces.
See y’alls!
Even Chuck Norris gets older, but more in the same way that a good Whiskey is getting older:)
A bucket, please…..
chuck norris is an actor that does martial arts, not a politician. and if you consider him wise, it’s no wonder you favor mccain to obama. in fact, i think this blog really helps me understand every other idiotic blog on this fucked up site.
go smoke some dope, then read your site. i’m sure you’ll be laughing your ass of in no time.
Chuck norris?
CHUCK NORRIS?
/facepalm
In WoW we say take it to the barrens chat, the place for Chuck Norris discussion and jokes.
(btw, Chuck Norris fought a druid, he lost to moonfire, check youtube)
Captain Falcon > Chuck Norris
Evolution doesn’t exist. Its just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris may be able to kick everyone’s ass three times over, but in reality he’s an idiot.
How did I know you guys were going to pull the Chuck Norris card?
Lol, I think YOU wrote that. Poor thing, a little crazy in the head, are ya?
One of the most respected men? or a d-list actor who got his ass handed to him by an asian!