The Gay Agenda: It’s Real
Friends,
How often have you heard liberals claim that there’s no such thing as the “Gay Agenda”. Last time you tried to explain how the gays are trying to destroy marriage, did they laugh at you? What about the fact that the gays can now marry each other in California. Soon everybody in California will be gay and the family as we know it will be long-gone. It’s going to be hell on earth!
I’d like to share a very touching letter we received from a long-time reader of Shelley The Republican. This poor Christian has been personally affected by the homosexual life-style. I’d warn you that this story includes some graphic details of homosexuality which are not suitable for our younger readers.
Dear Shelley,
I just want to warn everyone that it’s true, there is a gay agenda, and I’m beginning to think that people can be turned into homosexuals under duress. I say this because I’m terrified that I’m turning gay.
I’ve been married for over twenty years and I’ve always been true to my wife. My boss “Ted” is married too, but he has a habit of getting “gaysted”–that’s what I’ve heard it’s called–getting so drunk that he starts flirting with guys. I saw him do this back when I wasn’t working in his division, but when I started working under him this past summer, he started pawing me when we’d go out for drinks after work.
I know I shouldn’t drink. It’s a terrible weakness. I always drink too much and seem to do things I never meant to do. But drinking after work is a big part of my job, or at least it seems like it. No one gets ahead at this place unless they hang out with the boss at a bar for a few hours before heading home.
Back in June Ted cornered me in the men’s room, grabbing my crotch, squeezing it painfully, and kissing me on the mouth. It was horrible with his cigarette/coffee breath, his huge belly and his scratchy stubble. I couldn’t push him off right away because he’s much bigger and more forceful than me. I treated it like a crude, disgusting joke, hiding how much it truly sickened me and trying to laugh it off. But I think that was a mistake. I should’ve put my foot down. But I didn’t.
It only got worse after that. In elevators and when we were alone somewhere in the office he’d often caress my butt or grab my crotch. Sometimes he’d just suddenly kiss me on the mouth, or come up behind me, get me in a bear hug and kiss my neck while grinding his pelvis against my behind. And we weren’t drunk when he’d act like this, plus I could feel that he sometimes had an erection. I started to think that it wasn’t just some kind of schoolboy bully tactic but that he was actually gay.
I learned the truth when we went on a business trip together to Birmingham, AL and shared a room. I thought there would be other staffers on the trip and was told I’d have my own room, but it turned out to be just him and me, one room–and one bed. I put off going back to the room that night, but he stayed up with me, and there was nothing to do but drink in the hotel bar. Once again he got grabby, rubbing my thighs and crotch under the table, and was just too lightheaded and dizzy to make him stop.
We closed the bar and finally had to turn in. Back in the room I didn’t know what to do. Where was I supposed to sleep? When I came out of the bathroom he was already in bed–a big fat sweaty hairy old man, shirtless and for all I knew naked, grinning at me lasciviously as he pulled back the covers and patted the mattress next to him. I felt so sick and nervous. It was like the devil opening a door to hell and beckoning me to enter. I stood there for a while unsure what to do, but I was so dizzy and tired, I just wanted to lay down and pass out. I finally stripped down to my t-shirt and shorts and told him that I just wanted to sleep.
He gave me calm assurances, but from the moment I crawled into bed he was all over me. It was more than groping and kisses too. He was naked, and his erection poked me like a policeman’s nightstick. He quickly straddled me, and with a firm hand on the back of my neck and a fistful of my hair, he shoved his stinking, oozing penis into my mouth.
I wept and gagged, I thought I was going to suffocate and even prayed to God to take my life. But it just went on and on. It was horrible. When he finally ejaculated and pulled his penis out of my mouth, I was crying hysterically. I actually threw up on the side of the bed. I felt weak and spent, and I prayed with all my heart that he would go to sleep. But he didn’t. He fondled me, licking and kissing me, and before I knew it he seemed to be getting hard again. I couldn’t believe it. He pressed the head of his penis into my rectum, but it was so painful that I shouted and begged for mercy, and thank God he didn’t try to push it in deeper. But he did mount me as if I were a woman, rubbing his penis between my buttocks till he ejaculated there. I know I never felt so ashamed and violated in my whole life.
I can still recall the horrors of that night so well that it’s confounding what’s happened to me since. He dominated me so completely that weekend in Birmingham that I’ve never been the same. I came home feeling like I’d lost my manhood forever. Would a real man have let that happen? I don’t know, but I’m totally confused about who I am now.
That was three months ago, and I haven’t had sex with my wife since that trip. She thinks I’m suffering from erectile dysfunction, but I know the truth. I still get erections, but it’s usually when I’m giving Ted a blowjob at the office, which I do several times a week. On two occasions I also sucked the penis of one of our vice-presidents. He said that Ted had told him I what a “gay whore” I was. I didn’t deny it. I don’t know who I am anymore.
Am I gay? Where did my manhood go? I still find women beautiful, and I don’t feel attracted to men. But when my wife falls asleep some nights I’ll get up, go to the computer, and masturbate while paging through gay porn sites. I often wear women’s panties to work–I bought several pairs at Wal-Mart, I don’t know why–and the abject shame of wearing them seems to thrill me. I’ve gone on a few more business trips with Ted and have taken part in hellishly perverse activities with him. I’ve let him ejaculate in my mouth. I’ve licked his rectum. I’ve laid naked in a bathtub and let him urinate on me. I’ve endured anal intercourse countless times, and on our last trip I wore a garter belt, stockings, a stuffed bra and make-up so he could pretend I was a woman in bed with him.
It’s all a nightmarish mystery to me. I don’t know where I’ll end up. I can’t even go to church anymore because I feel so horribly debased and guilty. But I can’t stop. I have lost my virility. I think about men’s penises all the time and feel an intense need to have them in my mouth. In September I visited an adult bookstore downtown where I sucked on a black man’s penis through a hole in the wall of a video booth while I masturbated. I even lick up my own semen when I masturbate because I’m so addicted to the taste of it.
I can only warn others: don’t ever EVER let another man kiss you on the lips. Never touch another man’s penis or lie in bed with another man. Homosexuality is a satanic virus. It will corrupt your soul and ruin your life.
This story has a happy ending: The man who sent us this letter has agreed to be part of our ex-gay ministry. Jesus Christ will help make him not-gay again. Please pray for him. Your prayers will help Jesus take the gayness out of him forever.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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lolz. Shocking! Yeah right. If this really did happen (which I seriously doubt it did) then this guy deserved it outright. Who just lets this sort of thing happen? “Cornered,” “caress my butt or grab my crotch,” and “suddenly kiss.” No straight man would allow this to go on. Heck, no self respecting man or woman (straight or gay) would allow this to go on. Harassment? You sure this just isn’t one of your fantasies Jimmy?
Ziggy: One man’s fantasy is another man’s nightmare. Let me assure you that this person has been living the gay nightmare for the last 2 years. Shelley the Republican is here to take his gay away.
@Jimmy Goddard you stupid homophobic dickweed lay off of california and lay off the people who live there asshole.
and you and STR are doing nothing but send that dipstick to hell you false christian and that dude is an idiot for seeking help from you homophobics.
and everybody in california is not gonna be gay jimmy goddard you homophobic dickweed so shut the fuck up biatch.
Gay Agenda? And where do you see Gay Agenda in this? Even if this letter are real (and i seriously doubt so ’cause it looks like some bad written porn story from erotic fiction site), it a gay sexual harrasment, and the guy who writed it is a latent homo, otherwise he would not liked it.
… I´m still waiting for any evidence for a gay agenda. This article offers none. Just a sickening tale of someone who either repressed his true sexuality over the curse of his life and will continue to do so, which never leads to being a well stabilised personality, thanks to STR. Or a coward who would get himself harrassed without resistance.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Sheesh. This is just porn masquerading as a “tormented” letter.
i don’t think it is real but then STR is good for making up shit.
Latent. Latent. Latent.
I think someone’s either pulling a fast one on you, Jimmy, or you’ve got quite an imagination to write that. Or- perhaps it comes from experience?
Too funny.
This site is hilarious!
“jimmygoddard October 7th, 2008 2:33 am
Ziggy: One man’s fantasy is another man’s nightmare. Let me assure you that this person has been living the gay nightmare for the last 2 years. Shelley the Republican is here to take his gay away.”
What’s funny is: McCain supports allowing states to decide if Gay Marriage should be legal or not, Obama supports allowing Domestic partnerships to have the exact same rights as normal married couples, you decide who is better. In fact, I feel like the government should have no say on marriage or not, it’s a direct violation of Seperation of Church and State, marriage comes from a religious foundation and the government should not decide at all, just the church. The fact that being married effects peoples income tax is also crap. Here’s the way I think it should be delt with. Domestic partnership for all, men and women, men and men, women and women. Under Domestic partnership everyone is protected the same way by the government, the same income tax, everything. If someone wants to get married via the church so they can call it marriage, be my guest. But getting married in a ceremony should not effect a persons standing with the government at all, simply give you the bragging rights to say “your married” and if the church doesn’t want to recognize gay marriage, go ahead because it doesn’t make any difference as far as equal rights.
really now? i’m going to be nice and for the time being disregard the fact that this letter is so ridiculous that it appears to be fabricated, but you do know that you can’t MAKE yourself BECOME gay or not gay, right? it’s congenital, meaning you’re born with it. if you suppress it, as it seems this man in the letter is doing, then the psychological consequences are at your own risk. but you can’t “catch” it like a virus, and you can’t get rid of it. it just is. think of it as a birth defect if you will, or a variation on the human form. either way, it’s still very much a physical part of a person that can’t be changed by praying or hoping or wishing or torturing or training yourself.
stop being so terrified of homosexuals, it’s ignorant and just plain immature. get over it and move on with your life.
I thought he had a t-shirt and undies on the first time? This is obviously fake.
So basically you’re a closet gay who can’t except that he wants to take it in the pooper.
be a man and admit you like penis.
This man has to go to a psychologist – but it seems to me, this letter is a fake. This story can`t be true – no way!
I remember again, sometimes you like to write such letters or stories.
I have nothing to do with gays – I still love nice women.
This story seems to me so unreal. The gays: We have no gays in this suburb of Vienna, maybe a small number. I don`t know exactly, and I don`t want to know it.
Maybe all our gays immigrated to the States – hahaha!!
Peter Vienna
Shelley, why do you put yourself our there for this ridicule?
I’d like just to point out that *denial* is not just a river in Egypt! :)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Not sure if this is spoof, a rape story or fantasy. It’s ridiculous anyway.
You perpetuate the steroetype of Americans that British people hold.
Use your brain for once and stop turning to an imagined god for help.
Almost as scary as the straight agenda, since FBI figures show straight males are almost 240% more likely to sexually abuse children and 650% more likely to commit murder, and 1450% more likely to commit multiple murder.
Studies have shown that 100% of those who “even lick up my own semen when I masturbate because I’m so addicted to it” are probably gay and evil.
freakin’ hysterical! A++++++ would read again!
Studies have shown that heaven is full of people drinking starbucks coffee and watering pot plants whereas hell if full of gays wearing garter belts and eating sperm whilst listening to disco.
Now please excuse me whilst I lick the rectum of my vice president. Mmmm… Yum yum yum…..
*cough*
mmmm…
*sniff*
la la la la la….
So wait, if the gay agenda is to turn every human being gay, then would that mean the ultimate goal of every homosexual on earth is to utterly destroy the human population? I personally find that very hard to believe.
Also, I wouldn’t suggest taking anything serious out of a penthouse letter such as this one.
Wait a minute, never mind. I just read through some other articles, this is an absolutely hilarious parody site.
Keep up the great work, guys!
hahaha…i hope that he realizes that ex gay ministries are ridiculous and another way for men/women who have feelings for the same sex to identify and share their frustrations about their sexuality, through well, sex. i used to go to an ex gay ministry and the people who worked there never lasted because they ended up realizing that this cause was pathetic. everyone who has an issue with this needs to go off and figure it out…my personal recommendation is to go have sex with someone of the same sex. its hot, its awesome and essentially, it made me happier than bible school or the ex gay ministry i went to. and now excuse me while i go and suck on my girlfriends clit.
shelley should go to hell. welcome to the 21st century you ignorant fools. Gays don’t intend on destroying america. its conceded assholes like shelley and republicans that destroy america.
I agree with rosco… That Shelly should go to hell, in order to make sure your punishment is properly handed to you for your libtard ways.
Also, one question for rosco and libtards like you…
why is it that you so enjoy your Freedom of Speech, but when someone else exercises the same Freedom of Speech, but doesn’t coincide with your beliefs, you and people like you demand they be silenced and suppressed?
This just made you a lieing sack of shit and a hypocrite. All libtards already were this, and we knew this. You just helped make it easier exposing yourself :D
So yeah… I do hope Shelly goes to Hell… with a big bull whip in her hand cracking down on you libtards making you serve your punishment. Which ironically, Shelly would be doing God’s work by doing this making Shelly an Angel of goodness actually.
Funny how the truth shall set you free, unless your a crooked libtard conniving communist like rosco :)
The reason why people like Rosco jump down others throats for typing / spreading this crap is because it spreads hatred of groups of people. What rock have you been sleeping under MEB? And on the eve of MLK day no less! Besides that what’s with name-calling (‘libtard’) – I didn’t see any post saying he was liberal or a ‘tard’. I was thinking life must be lonely atop your pedestal wearing monochrome glasses but you’re probably in good company, ignorance is contagious to those with such narrow points of view.
Now about this post which seems more than a little made up; after reading Jimmy Goddard’s preaching on contents of the Bible in other posts, I’m already aware he has an active imagination so I wouldn’t at all be surprised to find that he made this up too. That being said, it seems to me Jimmy maybe your fear of homosexuals is really just an insecurity with your own sexuality? Do ‘you’ masterbate to gay-porn when the wife and kids are asleep Jimmy?
Now, in the remote possibility that this was an actual letter; here’s 3 simple solutions to resolve this nightmare:
1) Stop visiting and trying to get help from homophobic, ignorant and dangerous serpents like those at STR.
2) See a psychiatrist and tell them about the attack, because that’s what this was; an attack on you. You may be suffering from the stress of the attack and taking it out in this manner. It certainly sounds like a real possibility to me.
3) If you’re cleared all else, consider the fact that you may be homosexual. I would suggest talking to RATIONAL people for such advice and support, not hate-mongorers like this lot.
How do we know it wasn’t YOU who wrote the letter?
“This story has a happy ending: The man who sent us this letter has agreed to be part of our ex-gay ministry. Jesus Christ will help make him not-gay again. Please pray for him. Your prayers will help Jesus take the gayness out of him forever.”
Ex-Gay™: It prays the gay away!
(This product may not prevent anonymous bathroom sex.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Being a gay activist, I laugh at things like this. Its actually sad that people would believe in the “Gay Agenda”, which was actually a satirical essay that many homophobes refernce… they just leave out the first line, which says it was a joke.
In the immortal words of Bender: “Ha ha ha ha ha. Wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder. GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”
Holy shit. Never mind. Gut reaction, I look like an idiot. This is a freaking parody. *facepalm^
I agree with “RottenKnight” Sounds like a copy and paste from an erotic website
You were born gay. Nobody can be turned into gay or bi.
GROW UP. Accept it, don’t be judging gay people just because you are affraid to be gay too. It’s nobody’s fault. Cients proved that sexuality (gay, bi, straight) is defined by a gene and you were born with that.
We [gay and bi people] don’t deserve your attacks against us only because you think you are gay too. No gay guy will make you turn into gay. We just wanna live in peace. If you’re not here to support us, then don’t disturb us too !!!!
Wow, that was quite the gay erotica I have ever read. There is no gay agenda. If this story is real this man is a victim of rape. Gay men don’t prey on heterosexual men to turn them gay. As a gay man I’ve never had the slightest want or need to have sex with someone who was straight, male or female. I have never pressured a man into sex, gay or straight, nor come on to a straight man with the knowledge that he was straight. I made one mistake when i hit on a straight man in a gay bar, and still apologized after he told he was straight. There is no gay agenda. Its just as fake as “Gay-panic”. Every person who supports this site is either a suppressed homosexual who is trying to throw off the suspisions of other people, or just trying evil. They always say God works in mysterious ways and tests you. Maybe homosexuals are here to test whether christians will give compassion and acceptance to them rather than blindly hate them. i thought hatred was an attribute of the Devil. Maybe You christians are just devil worshippers in disguise.
To point out another fact, since the issue of Christianity was brought up, most Christian denominations teach that being homosexual is perfectly fine and that you should not be persecuted if you are. For those people who call themselves “christian” and still blindly hate other gay individuals, I hope that Judgement Day will be painless for you.
On the other side, not everyone who hates gay people is secrectly gay.
My Personal Opinion: Leave each other alone. There is no need to repeatedly insult and demean each other. For those who seem to hate gays, try talking with one. Because, guess what? They actually have a soul! And you might just make a new friend. Gay people are NOT the problem. Quite frankly, they may be our cure.
PS: The Gay Agenda is fallacy.
That story is a flat-out lie. Every word of it. No one would go on a business trip with someone that supposedly assaulted them. No one. Stop posting lies to validate your viewpoint. God would not approve of what you’re doing. You really should ask yourself why you’re so OBSESSED with gay people? Maybe you’re terrified that you might be gay. Perhaps if you did something positive with your life, you wouldn’t care how other people live. This blog is so sad and hateful, I really pity you and your ilk.
What the hell is wrong with you people, that say that Gay, Lesbian and Bi people are bad? And that it’s like a disease? okay. 1. YOU ARE BORN WITH IT! GROW UP AND ACCEPT IT! IT WON’T GO AWAY, AND IT ISN’T BAD! 2. only 10% of the human population is gay, lesbian or bi. That doesn’t mean 30%, that means 10% represents all three. So everyone isn’t gonna be bi, gay or lesbian for a looooong time if ever. 3. Do you know that because of this bullshit, you people have converted me to atheism? And that many, many people are scared shitless by you all and your collective idiocy. One of my best friends is bi. So what, she’s the devilspawn? As is my uncle? Both of whom wouldn’t hurt a fly? My friend was afraid. AFRAID! Of her own friend! Because she was worried i wouldn’t accept her for being bi. And that our friendship would be over almost before it even started. And you people are responsible for it! I will NEVER forgive you. EVER. I hope you all recieve the worst punishment you could possibly recieve in whatever you believe in, hell, whatever, because of what you do to innocent people, who can’t control their sexual orientation. ‘Cause no one can. Imagine your best friend, whom you had known since age 3, and you were now 43, so 40 years, who you trusted with your life, confided in you that they were bi/gay/lesbian. Would you really stop being their friend, condemn them, or try to “correct them through faith”? Are you seriously that horrible? You bastards don’t deserve whatever kind of salvation your “god” grants you. yeah, i’m liberal, and proud of it bastard conservatives! Why are you scared of these people in the first place? You think they’ll infect you even though it’s not possible scientifically? You make me sick. And oh, i’m 14 so i wouldn’t know better, but i do. I can think for myself. And i say: If this “God” of yours was so hateful of these people, but at the same time, wants to grant everyone salvation, why would he make people that he immediately condemns upon birth in the first place? YOU PEOPLE ARE THE STUPIDEST, MOST ABSURD, MORONIC, SHITTY, FUCKING ASSHOLES EVER TO GRACE THIS EARTH! I’d unhesitatingly give you a bigger, more bitter piece of my mind should i EVER meet ANY of you in person. a quote from a paramore song, crushcrushcrush comes to mind… “They taped over your mouth scribbled out the truth with their lies, your little spies” yeah, your trying to scribble out the truth, and silence those with a right to free speech! ARE PEOPLE LIKE THAT REALLY SUB-HUMAN TO YOU?!?!? ARE YOU REALLY THAT ABSURD IN MINDSET?!?!? Oh yeah! Happy new years bastards! D:<
Made me hard reading this story:)
Lolz that’s one of the most farfetched and ridiculous attempt at making a gay horror story haha. This guy is obviously gay for letting his boss “abuse” him. Come on, seriously, if someone really stuck their penis into your mouth and you didn’t want it, you have teeth that can surely cut through skin. Sigh…worries me that people can be so idiotic.
Oh, dear. This sounded like a good yaoi fanfiction. (:
But in all seriousness- this was fake. You lied, and that’s a sin.
Sir, please atone.
Get ON YOUR KNEES and beg for forgiveness from God. :D
Aha, I made a pun?
Sorry, I am so desensitized by this sites racism and hypocrisy that I actually find your little tidbit here funny.
Oh, and please read the bible again, because it says:
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12).”
And I think all of your cruel sins, racism, bigorty, and pure hatred will overcome you and God will so be ‘up your rectum’ on all of this idiocy.
Sincerely, from just an average human, and not a superhuman-above-god being like you,
Destiny, xoxox
Jesus Christ is our only savior. He loves us and died for our sins. In Him there is righteousness and there is light. Jesus Christ is the only way through which we could find the true freedom!