When will Obama condemn this Voodoo outrage?
Friends,
If you’ve been reading Billy Bob’s articles and listening to his Godcast you’d know the grave danger that the cult of Voodoo poses to us all. I’d say it’s probably the number four threat after the homos, Osama Bin-Laden and the Atheists.
A Voodoo-doll: Does Barrack Hussein Obama use one of these to cast evil spells on his political opponents? Do you trust a Voodoo-priest to be the commander in chief?
Take a look at this article about one unfortunate woman who tried to leave her Voodoo coven:
PALM COAST — A woman found beaten and lying on the side of U.S. 1 in St. Johns County told deputies she ended up that way after a voodoo ceremony in Flagler County related to the autumnal equinox.
Michelle Rene Wood, 42, of Palm Coast was found covered in blood with both eyes swollen shut early Monday, according to a St. Johns County sheriff’s report. A rope was tied around her right wrist and a bungee cord around her left ankle, the report states.
Wood told investigators she was once a member of a Santeria voodoo group in Flagler County. She said Sunday’s abduction and beating were not the first she had suffered in recent days as a result of her leaving the group last year to become a Christian.
A shameful story… and one which despite our repeated questions the Obama campaign has refused to comment on. Obama’s people point-blank refused to condemn this outrage in which a Christian was seriously injured. Why would Obama refuse to comment about such an attrocity – it makes no sense at all. Except, of course, Obama is (as Billy always said) a voodoo-priest.
We at Shelley The Republican’s blog believe that Obama should take advantage of the brief pause in McCain’s campaign to clarify this whole Voodoo issue. If these are groundless allegations then let him say so, otherwise we sincerely hope that Obama will admit that he is a closet Voodoo and retire his campaign without further embarrassment.
UPDATE: A number of our readers wrote in asking about the possibility that Obama may have tried to put a Voodoo curse on Palin and McCain. The simple answer – it’s not possible. Both are protected by the Holy Spirit of Jesus Christ, as is proven by this video:
Jimmy
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If this blog is a joke, well then, it’s hilarious. If not…you really must stop the insanity. (But it’s all a joke, right?
You WISH it was a joke….
Barack Obama is not a voodoo and it’s none of your damn business anyway STR if it were true i think your full of shit and your lying. STR please provide hardcore evidence of such a slanderous claim you dipstick.
if he wanted to be a voodoo then that’s his business personally i don’t care what his relgious faith is and even regardless i’m still voting for Barack Obama and face it no matter what you say you will not influence my decision in voting i’m voting for obama and there’s not one damn thing you can do about i.
Obama/Biden “08″
http://www.conservapedia.com/Shelley_Goodman
Thats what Conservapedia says
“If you’ve been reading Billy Bob’s articles and listening to his Godcast you’d know the grave danger that the cult of Voodoo poses to us all. ”
Yeah. No danger at all. Billy Bob has shown some paranoia in those videos that´d make Joe Stalin proud.
That being said, prove that Obama is a voodoo practicer. Proof it on your next post or I´m going to call you a fucking liar.
” PALM COAST — A woman found beaten and lying on the side of U.S. 1 in St. Johns County told deputies she ended up that way after a voodoo ceremony in Flagler County related to the autumnal equinox.
Michelle Rene Wood, 42, of Palm Coast was found covered in blood with both eyes swollen shut early Monday, according to a St. Johns County sheriff’s report. A rope was tied around her right wrist and a bungee cord around her left ankle, the report states.
Wood told investigators she was once a member of a Santeria voodoo group in Flagler County. She said Sunday’s abduction and beating were not the first she had suffered in recent days as a result of her leaving the group last year to become a Christian.”
Sectarian violence. Has happened since ever, will happen for ever. Nothing special, just arrest the fucktards that have done it and get over it.
“A shameful story… and one which despite our repeated questions the Obama campaign has refused to comment on.”
Gee, could that be because you´re a literally unimportant bunch of fucknuts that aren´t worth any time or work by the Obama campaign? I´d say yes.
“Obama’s people point-blank refused to condemn this outrage in which a Christian was seriously injured. Why would Obama refuse to comment about such an attrocity – it makes no sense at all. Except, of course, Obama is (as Billy always said) a voodoo-priest.”
Except that he likely never heard of it and doesn´t know anything about it. That´s becuase (remember?) you´re not important enough to warrant any attention by Obama´s campaign, let alone Obama himself.
“We at Shelley The Republican’s blog believe that Obama should take advantage of the brief pause in McCain’s campaign to clarify this whole Voodoo issue.”
I believe that you at STR.com are a bunch of idiotic fucktards. And Obama should just hammer home the point that McCain is weaseling out of the debates. Fucking coward.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
Osku: That article will soon be deleted from Conservapedia. Posting it was an obvious act of vandalism.
Shelley is a close friend of Mr. Shlafly (who runs Conservapedia) who will confirm that there is nothing “Extremist” about Mrs. Goodman’s views.
Jimmy
The Conservapedia entry is marked for deletion. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wow! You are an idiot. I love finding idiots like you on the internet so I can show everyone I know how totally, insanely retarded you are. Keep up the good work.
Wow! You are an idiot. I love finding idiots like you on the internet so I can show everyone I know how totally, insanely retarded you are. Keep up the good work.
You call me an idiot – but it’s been almost a week since this Voodo outrage occurred, and Obama still has not yet condemned. it. Obama, the clock is ticking and the American people demand your comment on this voodoo attack!
“- but it’s been almost a week since this Voodo outrage occurred, and Obama still has not yet condemned it”
That´s because he has no reason to even comment on something so small and insignificant, just like George Bush wouldn´t comment on every single gun-related crime in the USA. YOU are not worth the effort of a comment from Obama´s campaign, seeing that you´re a fringe minority of reght-wing, religious-zealot fucknuts.
I woulodn´t wait for a statement from Obama, he likely doesn´t even know about such small everyday affairs and has more important things to do. Like winning an election.
The German Guy
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
You know, this whole “he is because he isn’t deniyng it” idea is…. not smart. Well, Obama never denied that he is an evil Martian cyber kommunist bent on the world destruction, guess thats what your next article will be about.
Voodoo – oh yes, do you know what Voodoo actually is?
Voodoo belongs to the polytheisitc natur religions and their roots are in the little West African state Benin and it is almost 4000 years old, ethnologists said. 400 years ago, as the slave traffic began, this religion found their new home in Brazil and on some islands in the Carebbean.
If Obama would be actually a Voodoo priest, the CIA and the FBI would know that for sure! You don`t trust even the US secret service and state police.
Anyway – if it would be true, the whole world would know that for sure. The worldwide press and all media are interested in such stories. But you can make a lot of money, sell them your Voodoo-story – maybe they believe you – LOL. The American press would give you thousend of Dollars for such a story. But it must be true, otherwise you are a liar.
Maybe you are successful with your article, cause the masses in the States are not good educated – therefore you have a good chance and many people believe your story – pardon me, I mean your fantastic insight into the secret life of Obama!
Fact is, a high number of the American people dicided to vote Obama – I think, they will not believe your Voodoo-story.
Good educated people know, it is not easy to become a Voodoo priest – and Obama is definitely too young to be one. Cause since the earlist childhood they have to study many decades (herbs, nature medicine, psychology…) – maybe with 50 or 60 they become a real Voodoo priest – not before.
Peter Vienna
….on the other hand a Voodoo Priest would be great for the States. He has some dolls in office, one doll stands for Bin Laden, an other doll is Putin, the next doll is Hugo Chavez, an other doll is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and so on. If he has some troules with Putin – he will sting the “Putin-doll” with pins – and Putin will get impairment to health.
Peter Vienna
i love how you think homosexuality is really a threat in today’s world. so you are a racist and a bigot now, God must be proud.
Voodoo is a problem and is among the witchcraft and sorcery anti-religions. As in any other wicked religion it tries to destroy righteousness.
If Barrack Obama is really a Voodoo priest, or Voodooist then that is a problem for the people of the USA.
Remember: God said to not fear evil, and to only fear the Father God in Heaven Himself.
Think about this: Satan’s kingdom tried to rule the earth as the anti-Christ kingdom in the year 2000. The wicked people on earth actually tried to rule the earth as anti-Christ 2000-2007. The righteous people fought back. In June 2005 the righteous people “put their feet down” and said enough is enough. On August 19, 2005 a terrible Voodoo curse was experienced upon all righteousness. The wicked Voodoo curse originated near Chicago, IL. When it happened righteous people prayed to Heaven to punish whomever did it. It caused severe pain upon righteous people. At the time, wickedness was so extreme, the curses and hexes could be visibly seen as they flew through the air. The blasphemous wicked person called upon a powerful wicked sorcerer in New Orleans to hex whomever fought back against the hex. The righteous people replied, “By the Father God in Heaven’s power,” when asked by the wicked sorcerer, “By who’s power did you curse?” The wicked sorcerer then tried to climb “a pole” to God’s throne to hex the Father God in Heaven dead. God replied with an immediate curse upon the blasphemous sorcerer from New Orleans. Also, at that moment Hurricane Katrina popped up in the Atlantic Ocean just east of Florida and went straight to New Orleans to punish the wicked satanic stronghold in New Orleans.
The Voodooists in the Carribean, Florida, and New Orleans had been warned the year before to give up witchcraft, sorcery, and Voodoo or they would be punished with hurricanes. Five hurricanes. The hurricane in 2004 that almost hit New Orleans was a warning. They kept up the wickedness and so were hit in 2005 with Katrina.
I went to New Orleans in April 2006 and stayed until April 2007. The people I talked to said that the Voodoo was unbelievably powerful and wicked just before Katrina hit. Radio station disk jockeys commented that God had punished New Orleans for their wickedness.
The people of New Orleans need to keep witchcraft, sorcery, and Voodoo away. God won’t allow that wickedness. The Mardi Gras needs to be ended, or to be turned into a Christian celebration like Christmas was to end the paganism.
To be righteous the USA needs to make laws against blasphemy, witchcraft, and sorcery. Without such laws what righteousness does the USA government have. God said to punish the greater sins first–blasphemy is the greatest sin and is unforgivable. By punishing the greater sin we show our righteousness.
All praise and glory to the Father God in Heaven for punishing the wicked stronghold in 2006. Amen.
Pray to the Father God in Heaven and not to devils and demons. Pray the Lord’s Prayer:
THE LORD’S PRAYER
Our Father which art in heaven. Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.
Matthew 6: 9-13
The Holy Bible, KJV
Racist bastards on this site.
Plus, I’m sure they’ll want to silence any views to the contrary of themselves, making them even worse
In short, go die fuckers.
I think niggers are dumb. They enbody everything white people don’t. They breed grossnes. Have you ever seen a black chicks pussy? It looks gross. It looks like curtains of roast beef. And now look who wwe have running use as President. his dick would taste like burnt brawtwirst. In summary, I only suck the dick of the whitest and tinest dick i can find because it reminds me of my stepdad and that is the way god wanted it. To have my step dads tiny dick in my tight vag. What a good and kind god. What a beautiful like i live.
@seek righteusness
tl, dr
Ya’know, I’m sure both Christ and Gandhi would have something wise to say about how foolish this article is and the whole right path yaddayadda… but I can’t seem to remember anything. The stupidity of the article must have dropped my IQ as I read it and now I can not for the life of me get past the idea that the author is dipsh*t, its just too amusing. Speaking of which, Seek! Dude! FYI, christmas didn’t end paganism. It might have fucked with it considerably, but paganism couldn’t just die out because some dipsh*t disagreed with another’s way of life. So long as humanity exists a way of living will always survive. Even should all the practitioners die out, a study will always be brought back or sought out again. It is how humans work. Paganism is still widely practiced today. In fact, the word pagan was originally meant to describe someone who did not practice christianity. In truth, all non christians were/are considered pagan. The religion you are referring to is most likely Wiccan (the origin for the word “witch”, still practiced around the world).
I have this nagging suspicion that you have read a little too much into Dante’s inferno. I like Mardi Gras, so many beads and pretty colors that explode, not to mention various dancers I met on my last trip to the crescent city.
Voodoo did not cause Katrin, nor was it an act of god. Pull your heads out of your a$$es people (can this saying also be used to call someone gay?) and stop blaming everything on someone else.
Oh, and fonzo, get a shrink. If your a chick, you looking at another chicks vag might sound questionable, yet somehow appealing, if your a dude, you sound creepy. (MMMmmmm, roast beef curtains)