Comments on: Masturbation : Jesus didn’t do it and neither should you!!!

By: HerpMc.Derp

HerpMc.Derp — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:49:03 +0000

I think we’re getting trolled here :3
Nice try, but I’m not buyin’ it.
cheers.

By: Jess

Jess — Tue, 24 May 2011 15:42:53 +0000

All the validity of this article is in question when you suggest telling your kids that God no longer loves them. How sick is that?? I hope this is a joke.

By: Jerking Johnson

Jerking Johnson — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 13:30:38 +0000

There’s absolutley nothing wrong with masturbation….in fact Jesus encourages it all the time! why do you think he has so many pictures with him half dressed. The lord looks so hot up on that cross all sweaty and half naked….yeah he like that big wood…y’know the lord likes big wood. H e could get down if he wanted to…but no he’s all like hit me again..spank me..hit me harder…..uh oh. I need a kleenix

By: tomboymetalhead

tomboymetalhead — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 16:42:00 +0000

what a load of fucking bullshit you must be catholic or something if i couldn’t masturbate fml i will die i am glad i was bought up to be christian so i can do it when i want, and i am a girl it is unnatural for a girl not to touch herself same goes for guys.
god created sex for enjoyment and it is perfectly fine to do so alone since it is good practice for later on, it is a good way to ease stress and boy after reading this i think i need to so if you don’t mind i am gonna finger myself now anyone who agrees with me and feels they just wasted their time cos they were looking for hot pics of masturbation and came up with this shit thumbs up pls.
No one wants to know your opinion god you nust be a num god i feel sorry for your daughters with you bombarding them that it is wrong masturbation would not be so shameful if ppl like you were not brainwashing us to think it is wrong, it is the most fucking natural thing in the world and not good to keep your urges at bay.
Fucking have a shower or read a book or whatever what if you still get fucking urges and they are really strong like i get them sometimes that is just the last result trust me if i weren’t allowed i just couldn’t concentrate and get on with the daily challenges i get given in life.

By: wanker

wanker — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:04:45 +0000

do you have a mental problem … wanking is totality normal

these religious freaks make me sick

tosser.

By: rawr

rawr — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:41:35 +0000

did i really just read all theses comments? i’m gonna go masturbate to some porn now.

By: Sarya

Sarya — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:20:10 +0000

I call this scary Christian stuff, you guys are pretty hardcore serious stuff!

By: Kali

Kali — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 04:16:31 +0000

The captions to the pictures were priceless. At first I thought you were being serious, but that was cleared up pretty quick. Very good job, I applaud you for your work of humor. :)

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:47:30 +0000

I do hope you are kidding becasue if you are not this then is one of the biggest bunches of bull roar that you can ever continue to propogate.

what a person does with ones self ahs nothingto do with religion it nevr has and it never will!

I do not think for even one moment that Jesus said naything about this but if and when he ever just might have i ma very sure he would ahve understood that humnas are going to find this out and use it to there advantage and to feel right nad good doing so

the gods that maybe would not have given us the will to discover it if and when he had not intended us to be able to do so!

so my word on it is that those of you who think this way should just leave the whole damn plaent and go climb in some deep dark hole somewhere and please never come back ever again and leave us alone to be and do what we want and to be free to do so without continued guilt forever and ever by a bunch of hipocrits who just don’t get it man!

By: Chad

Chad — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 11:12:36 +0000

Thanks for giving me something to masturbate to!

By: Pablo

Pablo — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:38:44 +0000

I am an expert masturbator. I have been doing it for over 35 years. I started at 6 years old, climbing poles & hugging pillows. It is the best gift God has ever given me. You don’t have to be rich, good looking or smart. Whether you’re sad, happy or high, oh my God, it feels great every time. Sex is Sex, no matter how you do it. Whether you’re with someone or alone. The penis doesn’t know the difference & the pleasure is the same. There are times when being with a person is best becuase you can just lay back, relax & enjoy or have intense sex. But it’s always more convenient & a guaranteed great time when it’s just you. Besides, when you jerk off, there are no broken hearts or disappointed parties. And afterwards, I get the munchies & then I sleep like a baby. In high school, I would party, barely sleep AND I was still able to hit the pussy & spank the monkey atleast 2-5 times a day, regularly. The only times I would take a break were when I got rub burns from doing it too much. Today, I can’t wait for my days off. I grab a couple Coronas, play some Texas Hold Em, then fantasize about all the hot chicks at work. Then I take a nap. Afterwards, If I have a date, I am more relaxed & am able to hit the pussy longer. However, I do get achy eyes and the next day I am drained. It takes me 24hrs & a vegetable blast(Bowl of rice/pasta w/tons of veggies) to recover. I haven’t been able to find a reliable source which explains in detail what occurs when I choke the chicken & why I sometimes get tired right after I squirt. I can go for hours & not get tired as long as I don’t squirt. Is it a blood & capallaries thing? Or is it a spinal fluid deal? I wish Dr. Oz from the Oprah show would explain it. When I was Christian, I would ask God for forgiveness. Now, I thank God for the gift. We are funny creatures………….

By: Mary

Mary — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:38:40 +0000

I am happy to see this serious issue debated. Masturbation is so misunderstood and this discussion spreads a lot of light on the subject. I

like to masturbate to pictures of the naked Jesus. Does this make me bad?

By: Brian

Brian — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 03:04:48 +0000

Masturbation is NOT SEX, I am Christian, and I beleive masturbation is a natrual thing, and you shouldn’t deprive yourself from something that is natrual