Obama’s pro-gay “Christianity”
Friends,
We all know that God hates homosexuality more than any other sin there is. We all know that the gays are evil people who deserve to be punished for their sinful ways. That’s what God thinks, but Barrack Hussein Obama thinks he knows better than God:
How could somebody who claims to be a Christian think that it’s OK to be gay? I just don’t understand it!
Can you imagine what will happen to America if we allow the gays to marry each other? It will surely be the end of the world as we know it – like a nuclear bomb landing in your back yard. That’s why we should all vote for John McCain – he hates homosexuals just as much as you do, only more!
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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Dear Jimmy,
God is love and I dare you to show any documented evidence that John McCain “hates” homosexuals. Second cite scripture and verse where “God” declares homosexuality the #1 sin (it may take a while). In fact God declared blaspheme the unforgivable sin and obesity an abomination as well (what is your waistline). Now I am not for homosexuality but as a Christian we should be more like Christ and focus on love, forgiveness, and helping out our fellow brethern. This may be why Jesus never (not once) commented on this sin. “Cast the plank out of your own eye first”. Remember they are all our brothers and sisters (yes, even the homosexuals).
@Jimmy Goddard you are the most disgusting and vile christian i have ever come acrossed in my lifetime and your the most disgusting and vile republican i have ever seen. Jimmy Goddard you dear sir are the reason i have an intense hatred toward god.your gonna be in for a major disappointment you think your gonna go to heaven no you are not which is why your gonna be in for a major disappointment when your standing at the gates of hell and i will be there to fucking laugh at you.you homophobic bitch
Ok, seriously… this is a joke right?
“We all know that God hates homosexuality more than any other sin there is.”
Str-definition of “we all”: A bunch of sorry loosers and religious extremist fundamentalists that are generally a minority in every given society and are generally off their roockers anyway. Also: Idiots.
“How could somebody who claims to be a Christian think that it’s OK to be gay? I just don’t understand it!”
It´s relatively simple. The bible´s vague and unclear enough to interpret it in a million differrent ways. And funnily, no one has any evidence whatsoever to claim that his particular interpretion is the right one.
“Can you imagine what will happen to America if we allow the gays to marry each other?”
Nothing particulary. So instead of “marrying” in private and living as a couple, they can then marry officially (in law, not in a church) and live as a couple. Big fucking differrence here.
Why don´t you make articles about stuff that actually matters? Like the Olympics or the war in Georgia?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Since Gays are sort of unable to get children, they should already have died out due to evolution. This means that evolution must be wrong and that creative design is the answer. Therefore, homosexuality is intended by the designer.
So, we should stop this blasphemous designer who works against god… wait, that doesn’t make sense…
“Can you imagine what will happen to America if we allow the gays to marry each other?”
Nothing! only christians fascists care about this subject…
God is love and I dare you to show any documented evidence that John McCain “hates” homosexuals. Second cite scripture and verse where “God” declares homosexuality the #1 sin (it may take a while).
Friend, I can tell you’ve never read the Bible!
God says that Homosexuality is an abomination. That sounds pretty bad to me.
John McCain hates homos because he’s a Christian and a Republican and an American. What more do you need to know. He doesnt need the homo-soddomite vote to win the Presidency. He’s got Jesus on his side.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy
Shut up Jimmy, Your page is a joke, I start to suppose this is a trap to catch all the republicans in phishing attacks.
Any of your post make any sense!
Ok, I will rip you apart with an axe and then lets see if homosexuality is the worst sin ever.
“Friend, I can tell you’ve never read the Bible!”
In fact, he probably did it better than you and the drew other conclusions. Or have you any evidence that your interpretation of this vague and almost deliberately unclearly writen book is the right one.
“God says that Homosexuality is an abomination. That sounds pretty bad to me.”
Or not. Last time I checked that it sounded more like the book´s talking about a special form of idolatry (Or was it adultery? I´m pretty sure it was idolatry.) and not homosexuality per se.
“John McCain hates homos because he’s a Christian and a Republican and an American.”
Yet the only inclination about this is your word. IE, your opinion. Besides, if he´d ever announce it, it would kill his career in an instant.
“What more do you need to know. He doesnt need the homo-soddomite vote to win the Presidency.”
He does however need the vote of that large block of “Live and let live” thinking people. Which happen to be the majority of sane persons in your country. He won´t get that vote by being a bigoted asshole.
“He’s got Jesus on his side.”
Too bad Jesus doesn´t have the right to even cast a single vote…
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
HEY SHELLEY, GUESS WHAT. PENTAGON USES LINUX
http://www.linux.org/news/2004/08/18/0009.html
Jajaja also NASA USE LINUX
http://searchenterpriselinux.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid39_gci1157697,00.html
Here a quote:
“In fact, some form of Linux has been present at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, Calif., for years, assisting researchers with projects that range from unmanned space flight to deep space exploration.”
FOX NEWS is the only source for truth and White Pride!
FOX NEWS is White, all White all the time! They have Jesus on their side, and if you watch/listen
to anything else, the Sword of Jesus will
strike you dead!
For the Truth pease go to
http://mccaincan.blogspot.com/
Yours in Jesus Christ! J.D. Hintz
Hey dog, why you don’t put my comment that Pentagon USE LINUX http://www.linux.org/news/2004/08/18/0009.html are you afraid to handle the truth?
Also this page is using LINUX. That is why I know all the tricks, but I prefer you still paying licence to MySQL and wordpress, won’t hack you.
Actually will use this page to make everyone notice how narrow minded the republicans are.
@J.D Hintz and STR you are everything that metallica sings about in the song holier then thou that song discribes you J.D Hintz and STR to a tee.
here’s some of my favorite lines from that song.
arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
here’s some more.
you lie so much you believe yourself
i would love to shake hands with metallica and thank them for that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N364vtxijn0
Artist: Pain Of Salvation
Album: Scarsick
Title: America
You brought us the a-bomb
in so many ways
endorsed by God and The Book
so god loves a war monger?
hey Mr. Blix: forget Iraq and the time it took
‘cause I know just where to look
“could we have a vote please?”
…
they came with a song – America
they wouldn’t stay long – America
we are America
god bless America
god bless America and Capitol Hill
‘cause no one else will
so now you are scared
the arabs will kill for their god
like you do for yours?
protect your obesity with your life man
hey – Angry God or Diet Coke?
who cares it’s all a joke
“heil homo pecuniae”
…
saving us yet another time
earning a buck on every dime
sick of America
sick of America
sick of America and Capitol Hill
moving in for the next kill
did you say “I love you”?
a simpler democracy
where every flaw and failure is called a “Right”
a new form of freedom
based on your income
your color, creed
and your choice of gun
but it provides great fun
“Dr. Phil or Operah?”
“Letterman or Leno?”
“Idol or Big Brother?”
[we’ll be back after this short break]
it could have been good America
it could have been great America
land of the brave and free
welcoming you and me
but this Brave New World is not as new anymore
each day a new store
each year a new war
while chosen whites rule the poor
in America
oh America
don’t you walk out on me
just wait a second now
please hear me out
oh
I’ll do my best to love you
oh yes I will
I know you’re out there
c’mon
raise your voices
don’t let them ruin your reputation
don’t let them wreck your constitution
not out of fear
not out of greed
but you had a good run America
your day in the sun America
hello British Empire
hello Roman Empire
hello Soviet
there is a new kid in town
joining the gone down
finding what you found
treading your worn
worn down ground
rise to your former glory
be brave and warm
oh America
if I say I love you
if I say I love you
if I say I love you
dare you love me too?
Hey Sara, here is your song :o)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jok0mK_QsJE
Artist: Metallica
Album: Metallica (Black Album)
Title: Holier Than Thou
No more
The crap rolls out your mouth again
Haven’t changed, your brain is still gelatin
Little whispers circle around your head
Why don’t you worry about yourself instead?
Who are you? Where ya been? Where ya from?
Gossip burning on the tip of your tongue
You lie so much you believe yourself
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Before you judge me, take a look at you
Can’t you find something better to do?
Point the finger, slow to understand
Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand
It’s not who you are, it’s who you know
Others’ lives are the basis of your own
Burn your bridges and build them back with wealth
Judge not lest ye be judged yourself
Holier than thou
You are
Holier than thou
You are
You know not
Who the hell are you?
FAUX News the only source of truth? HA-HA-HA-HA!!! They wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them on the ass,made a formal introduction,wore a name tag and presented three forms of ID! FAUX News would make Goebbels proud! Soviet Russia would have loved to have propaganda that slick!
@True Christian thank you so much that song discribes what STR truly is :D.
True Christian – oh yes, these lyrics remind me to some US bands and their albums, who criticized the war in Indochina and later the war in Iraq
A nice album was:
“Thank Christ for the Bomb”
by The Groundhogs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbm0DWqrr8c
Many US bands and musicans were singing against the war – like Neil Young, Country Joe Mc Donald, Arlo Guthrie and so on.
I remember, it was a worldwide outcry against the war in Vietnam. In the late 60ies I was in highschool – in the afternoon we demonstrated against this war in the city of Vienna. All over the globe young people demonstrated against this war. We got informations from students in the States – their situation was pretty bad, cause tenthousends of young men died in Southeast Asia. Between 1965-75 over 58.000 boys and even some young nurses died. Most of them were recruits, had no war experiences and died with 19 or 20. Not only American people were upset, all parents around the globe. We had some US parents in Austria and especially in Greece too, as they got the message about the death of their son – no one of them was proud. All these parents criticized this war.
Shelley told us in one of their articles, how proud US parents will be, if their son will die in Iraq. Never before I have heared such desperate nonsense and furthermore she has no kids for sure.
John Mc Cain hates homosexuals – no candidate would say that during his campaign for president – that would ruin his publicity. Remember to Mike Huckabee for instant, he did such mistakes. By the way there are much more homosexual Republicans as you ever believe. (they don`t talk about that in public).
Fox News is US war propaganda – it has nothing to do with reality or with “the truth”.
But some people like it, because Fox News would never criticize the goverment and the US Army. If I want to know more about a country or their political situation, I read books or watch different TV news.
“The Sword of Jesus” is the same saying like “the Sword of Allah”. Conservative Muslims and Mullahs have the same mindset like far right US Republicans. Last year a conservative Muslims told me: Anytime soon the Sword of Allah will strike down all Christians – Allah created the world for Muslims only!”
I replied – Oh, you are the Arabian STR!
Peter Vienna
Jimmy,
I’ve spent a lot of time traveling the Hershey Highway, and I now want to go hetero. No more fudge for me! Can you give me some suggestions? I’ve already sent money to Benny Hinn, Mike Murdock, and my favorite Jan Crouch. What else can a fudge-packer who wants to convert do?
Yours in Bush,
JM
God hates all sin equally. Love your homosexual brothers & sisters so they can see the light and be redeemed by Christ. There are hundreds conversions from “homo” to “hetero” every day! Exlaiming “God hates homosexuality than any other sin there is” is no where to be seen in scripture, so you are putting yourself before the Lord when you spout garbage like that. Stop with the homosexual hatred and start acting like a Christian. If you can’t see the difference, consult with your church leadership. If they can’t see the difference, consult with another church. How are we to win homosexuals to Christ when some Christians are spewing hatred?
This, in no way, is an excuse for Barack Obama. He and McCain are just playing politics at this point, so I don’t care what either of them have to say. Both don’t spew Christian values, so be even in your criticism.
I know this entire site is for satire, but it’s really, really bad satire. YOU are the one’s on God’s “hit list”.
Hi Peter.
Great song…Ozzy Osbourne made a song called “Thank God for the bomb”….
But here is another song from him, in the same vain….
Song: Killer of Giants
Artist: Ozzy Osbourne
Album: The ultimate sin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci4wVOgbTa0&feature=related
If none of us believe in war
Then can you tell me what the weapon’s for?
Listen to me everyone
If the button is pushed there’ll be nowhere to run
Giants, sleeping giants
Winning wars within their dreams
‘Till they wake when it’s too late
And in God’s name blaspheme
Killer of giants threatens us all
Mountains of madness standing so tall
Marches of protest not stopping the war
Or the killer of giants
The killer of giants
Mother Nature, people state your case without its worth
Your seas run dry, your sleepless eyes are turning red alert
Killer of giants threatens us all
Mountains of madness standing so tall
Rising so proudly, it has nowhere to fall
This killer of giants
This killer of giants, yeah
Killer of giants threatens us all
Mountains of madness standing so tall
Marches of protest not stopping the war
Or the killer of giants
Oh, the killer of giants
Killer of giants
Killer of giants
I Know some people believe him to be a satanist, however, he is a 1000 times more Christian than the STR clones…
@ Sara..You are wellcome :o)
/True Christian
but seriously peter those lyrics to holier then thou is a complete discription of what STR is.
that was well said by the way peter
Johnny is it so hard to turn hetero? I have no idea, all my life I prefered (still love) women. If you talk to a nice young woman, is it possible for you, to get sex phantasies as well? Can you imagine, she lays naked on your bed for instant – or you sit in the chair, she`s complete naked and goes around in your room, with her high heels and seamed nylons (plus cool jazz in the background) – a real prick teaser….and so on.
I still get crazy in such situations. Nowadays my wife and me are a bit too old for such private performances – but in our younger years we had a lot of hot nights.
Hope you will find a nice girl – open your eyes – sometimes it needs weeks, even months to find the right one – don`t be down in the mouth. It will work, I am sure!
Peter Vienna
@Johnny Mac, If you want to get laid by chicks,spend money on them! Don’t waste your money on televangelists,they won’t get you in a woman’s pants! Those hucksters will send you worthless trinkets at best like they do for the rest of the “born-again” suckers! Unless,of course,you can invest huge sums of money! The Bible thumping con artists will get you lots of sex-starved female staffers or hookers if you’ve got 100 grand or more to invest and you pal around with those Bible bandits!
Hi all – Thanks for the wonderful advice. I really want to go anti-homo. One time, at band camp, I think I got a chubby when I looked down the shirt of a pretty girl. But then I couldn’t take my eyes off the guy playing the trombone, you know, sliding that long thing in and out. It was awesome.
If Jan Crouch, Benny Hinn and Dr. Mike Murdock can’t help me, should I write to President John McCain? I mean, he knows what it’s like to spend long nights in tight quarters with a bunch of guys and still keep “it” in his pants. All heterojesus advice welcome.
Hi True Christian – song and lyrics are great and he is still a great rock musican. I listen to Ozzy Osbourne`s sound and voice since the early 70ies, he was the frontman of the hardrock band – Black Sabbath – This was one of my (our) favorit bands in highschool. We loved this new kind of heavy sound – we collected all their records. Black Sabbath was the first, who created a solid, dark sound and their gloomy voice and great lyrics had a mysterious touch. Generally Osbourne and his band were the founders of “dark hard rock” or “heavy sound”. The term Heavy Metal appeared the first time even in the early 80ies. I think this band split at the end of the 70ies – and Ozzy O. started his solo career. A great musican and the founder of different stiles.
Around 1970 I was in highschool and started to learn E-guitar. Every young gun wanted to be a member of a rock band – me too. So I played every day E-guitar to get practice – and in the mid 70ies I played the first time in a rock band, our first concert we will never forget, it was a (funny) desaster……..but my dreams came true, the next 30 years I was playing E-guitar in different bands. Our gigs we had in bars, concert halls, open air………since some years I became more quiet – make music with my friend only, he on keyboard and me guitar.
To listen and to collect Rock music is still very important for me – I like to listen it – and I love to play rock guitar.
I admire such musicans like O.Osbourne, Stones, Lou Reed, David Bowie……since 2-3 generations they still create great songs, good sound and their voice is still amazing!
I have seen, you are also very interested in rock music – are you playing an instrument too?
Peter Vienna
Wow, when I visited this fistly I thought it was some kind of joke, but it seems like this blogger is completely serious! What would happen if gays married? I’ll tell you what: Nothing! Gays are allowed to marry here in Spain and for some reason I don’t see gays everywhere. In fact, I hardly see gay people.
And about “God hates fags” and “How could somebody who claims to be a Christian think that it’s OK to be gay?”, you mean by those expressions that to be a good Christian you’ve got to “hate fags”? That quite much reminds me of “To be a good german, you’ve got to hate jews”. But who said that? Oh, was it Hitler maybe?
And who are you to claim that God hates gay people? Perhaps he hates YOU for being such an homophobic racist!
Peter,you reminded me of my senior year of high school,when,in a talent show,I played 3 Jimi Hendrix songs,1 metallica song,and one Beatles song,with my 2 friends.First,I played Here Comes The Sun,then three Jimi Hendrix songs(Purple Haze,Foxy Lady,Highway Chile)and finished of with One by Metallica.I got first place,although people said it could’ve been shorter,and I had to change Here Comes The Sun, and One so I could do it with only lead guitar,bass guitar,drums and vocals(duh).
Hi Peter.
Yea, i love Hard Rock and Metal Music, and beside that i think we have some other things in common…
I Play drums and a little guitar. I noticed you are a Marine biologist, right?..That used to be my dream too :o)… Me and my sister have allways loved sharks, and we both share the dream of diving with sharks. I would love to go to South Africa and visit the Natal Sharks board i Durban. Personally Carcharhinus Leucas (The Bull Shark) is the one who fasinate me the most, with its abillity to both live in the ocean in Rivers and even in lakes (lake Nicaragua).
/True Christian
Hi True Christian – yes, I started studing marine biology – I got my scuba diving license and it is pretty interesting and fascinating to dive with sharks. But we have a high number of different marine creatures, who are very fascinating as well. Like Barracudas, Manta rays and so on.
Bullsharks are very interesting sharks, because the can live in freshwater and saltwater. In South Africa they call it SAMBESI SHARK. This predator goes up the rivers and attacks deer in shallow water.
Nearby every year I fly to the Red Sea for diving. To watch different marine animals. Sharks are common at the Red Sea and South Africa – I watch a lot in the south of Egypt and Sudan.
You play drums? Denmark is or was a very free state – this reminds me to Christiania – a friend of mine lifed for a while in this “Freaky and Hip community”.
By the way – my e-mail adress is: peter.garn@chello.at
It would be great to talk by e-mail – cause I dont want to write too much about marine biology and rock music at the STR blog.
Take care – Peter
Hi Darth – to cover Hendrix songs on E-guitar is not easy – I think you play well guitar. Songs like Foxy Lady or Purple Haze are hard to play. Especially to find out his special rhythm – Hendix had an amazing “drive” on his guitar. We called him the first funk musican – his rhythm was great! In the late 60ies this was fantastic, cause it was new. Unfortunatelly he died too young – in summer 1970 he swallowed an overdose of sleeping pills – his German girl friend said.
I still remember, the hardrock business it pretty stressful – sometimes it was too much!! For international hardrock bands they had to play in Rome – next evening in Paris – in 2 days in Amsterdam…..and so on. We were just small bands – and this was too much for me sometimes. Many times I was soo tired on stage. On the other hand it is a wonderful experience. Did you stopped playing? It would be too bad to stop with your music. Unfortunatelly I live on the other end of the world.
I like to play with different people – I still like sessions, playing with people without concept.
Take care! Peter
No,I haven’t stopped playing I still play for fun and when I’m gettin’ it on with my girlfriend.You see,most couples play something like soul or light rock when doin’ it,with me and Alexis its hard rock,gansta rap,and heavy metal.Which brings up an unneccessary and slightly amusing sex story,on Valentine’s Day,2007 I bought Dragonforce’s album “Inhuman Rampage”,I then showed it to Alexis,she had on sexy lingere,and I put it in my Bose stereo,turned the volume up to 99,and 52 minutes later I had cramps in my legs,arms,and dick,there were cops at the door,and Alexis couldn’t feel her legs,although after 52 minutes of fucking to speed metal I couldn’t blame her.
Dear Jimmy,
First of all I just want to say that I left this website because I became so disgusted with the things that you said in your blog entries to the point where I was beginning to hate every christian and republican man, woman, and child. Now I know that not every christian and republican are like you, but it didnt take away how i was feeling.
To start off, Barack Obama does not support same sex marriages, he supporst same sex civil unions, which arent quite marriages, but it entitles same sex couples to natural rights that heterosexual couples hold, like hospital visitation, health care, and other forms of benefits, etc.
I personally am pro gay marriage, and I am also openly gay, and i respect your opinion as well as everyone elses on this site. But please dont jeopardize other peoples lives because of your own ignorant lack of judgement. We’re trying to make America a free and accepting country. This is america, and if this country is truly free, I dont understand why a specific people are still not given their rights when this country has been around for more than 300 years.
You define freedom for me, and see how many people agree with you.
This is america. The Land of the FREE, not the Land of the SEGREGATED.
Jer,how-how could you hate every Christian man,woman,and child?I’m Catholic and I thought we were cool.Remember that one time I said I’m a Christian and I wouldn’t judge you?Remember that?Then we talked about weed and how you smoked some weed laced with opium.Come on,buddy,I thought we were cool.
Heyyy
I said I DID hate, I said I was BGINNING to hate.
ahaha
herb w/ opium
ahhhh
good times.
lol
[TYPE-O]
What I meant to say was that I never said I hated christians, I meant to say that I was beginning to hate them.
:p
Anyone who is involved with the upkeep and publication of this site is a complete oxygen waster.
Sorry,jer,I misunderstood you.
What is so wonderful about the internet it the sharing of information and opinion. What is so horrible about the internet is the sharing of ignorance, fear, and hatred. You sir/mam are the latter. You’re foolish and disgusting. If you truly understood sin, you would realize that all sins are equal. None are greater than the other. You would also realize that God, as other people have said, is love. God knows that we all fall, and if you truly were a Christian you would realize that you too would never measure up to him. You think by preaching this hatred you have fallen into grace? You think you are doing God’s work? Absolutely not. You are far from it sir/mam. Jesus, in the bible, went to those who were in need. He did not discriminate. He went to the whores, to the tax collectors, to those society had turned their backs on. I hope that one day your heart will be opened by God’s love, cause right now you are a pathetic excuse of a Christian. If there is one thing I could do, it would be to get rid of this disgusting and misguided web site.
Hey man!
Seems like Jesus wasn’t on McCain’s side, hugh? Think he was busy preparing a place for you in hell. btw I mean the true Jesus (the one from Israel/Palestine), not the deferred Adolf Hitler-Jesus you are worshipping. But don’t be too afraid: since God loves everyone, he might have mercy also on fascists like you. I really wonder whether people like you are just to stupid to read (and understand) history books. Just read the chapters about German history in the 1930′s and 1940′s and you’ll find that your ideas are neither new nor Christian. May the Lord forgive you!
If this was a joke: congrats, you fooled me!
@True Christian: Pain of Salvation is one of the best bands I ever listened to! Keep on spreading their music!