Movie Review : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series
The only movie review from a truly Christian-Conservative prospective.
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You probably will be surprised to read that I approve of this kind of movie. Even though it’s not what God had in mind when He gave us Hollywood, the TCM movie series is solid, suspenseful family entertainment made in America.
The TCM story is based on the Serial Killer Ed Gein, also called the “Ghoul of Plainfield”.
Ed Gein had the unGodly passion for killing, cannibalism and using body parts for entertainment for furniture. He made ashtrays of skulls, bedroom lamps of bones and he used to wear the skin of his victims and pretend he was a woman.
Although the whole plot is quite brutal, I approve of my children watching all the TCM movies because it’s a good way of showing them what Hell and the Lord of Darkness would be like. Just say: “Go to bed or Leatherface is gonna drag you to Hell”, works like a charm every time!
The following are a couple of though for each of the TCM movies:
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Sadly, no. |
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Very good. Even though they kill, they love and care for each other! |
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Some. |
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None. |
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Everybody age 10 & older. (18+ for TCM4!) |
75% (Recommended!)
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That´s gotta be a joke. LOL!
“God bless Texas.”
Yeah, he does. By giving the South the highest AIDS rates, droughts and massively rising gas prices. Bless the Lord. :)
But hey:
You didn’t want the government help, You didn’t want a president who would tell you what to do with your lives, you didn’t want a ‘big government’. You wanted your beer only.
Well, you reap what you sow.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I lol’d
@anonimous same here lol.
i was thinking the same thing XP.
We do not joke. For humor, go elsewhere. I know you libtards find it difficult not to laugh at anything – some of you even laughed at 9/11. You liberals make me sick!
My lovely cousin Mary lives in Beeville – South Texas – works as dietist in the Christus Spohn Hospital Beeville. The climate is nice – 4 warm seasons, Gulf is not far for fishing, surfing and scuba diving. The wild animals and plants are amazing in this part of TX. Beaches plus islands are wonderful. 150 miles south of Galveston they even have a coralreef – called the “Flower Garden Banks”. Great place to dive and snorkle.
Generally I had no troubles with people, mostly I met friends of my cousin. Not all are ultra conservative in TX.
However – I can`t imagine, a film with the title, “The Texas chainsaw massacre” is a family entertainment? Here in the heart of Europe we have something like a law for the protection of children and youth – and this movie looks like for adtult only…..?
Peter Vienna
Shelley, I agree – these are great American movies and should be shown to all as a warning of the dangers of living an unchruched life. In the hell-house we built last year we used footage from these movies, and i can assure you the kids were shocked back to prayer!
Jimmy – I am pretty sure, all over the globe no single Christian was laughing at 9/11. It was 2 pm, and I was in Athens at the 11. Sept., as I turned on my TV and saw a whole in the north tower – on every channel they sent the same picture and no one of all reporters had an idea whats actually happend. ….it was soo terrible, as people jumpled out of the windows and so on…….30 minutes later the second plane crashed into the south tower, watched it live on TV……now it was proofed, this must be a terror act……..absolutely nobody was laughing, I know this for sure. Not in Europe, quite the opposite. This has nothing to do with liberals and republicans – this was a horrific terroract….Peter
you call these great american movies? these were some of the crappiest movies i have ever seen. and saying that these are great movies for a family you have to be an idiot. all of you that run this site are either the sickest dumbest assholes ever or this is some sick joke site. none of the shit i have seen on this site is right. it is all so wrong. and to Proud German you got it right lol
@Jimmy Goddard allright their you son of a bitch i do not laugh at tragedies like 9/11 you got alot of nerve accusing people of laughing at 9/11 even i’m not that cruel or cold hearted that’s a tragedy plain and simple and i do not laugh at events like 9/11 you dingbat so give me some credit asshole. and yes jimmy goddard i do have a heart and i know what’s funny and what’s not funny and 9/11 is not funny nor is 9/11 to be laughed at.
give me some credit jimmy goddard i love my country enough to not laugh at 9/11.
with that being said god bless america
Shelley was probaly on crack while writing this article.
yeah she had to have been on crack when she wrote that. everytime i read this article i roll on the floor laughing.
@santos
Shut up the first few TCM movies were fucking classics
and not to mention there also legendary to.
Thank You!!!
you know what peeps this article gets funnier and funnier by the minute. and jimmy goddard there is no way in hell that you could be serious about tcm being great family entertainment seriously jimmy goddard you seriously cannot be that fuckin stupid. what parent in their right mind would allow their children to violent movies? answer that question jimmy goddard.
you seriously gotta get me up pretty early in the morning to get to believe your being serious about it.
so jimmy goddard just fess up that this article was written in sheer humor.
hey guys…gonna write this all in lower case letters….faster to type, anyway…
I just finished watching again, the second installment of the remake of the texas chainsaw massacre…the beginning…i think it was called, anyway….
very gory yet storyline was well done…
ah, we see how the sheriff became the bastard sheriff in number 2, and how the old dude lost his legs, and most importantly how skunk-face became who he is….
i like the reference tie-ins from part 1 a lot. now, just makes me wanna think how many more sequals, in this case, pre-quals they can make. my sorta comic relief from all the horrific-chaos, was the very happy big tea lady….my my my my my … even cracked me up in number 1.
anyway….hmmmm, who was the younger lady with the screaming kid from the first that was associated with the big tea lady? just a sample of some other questions they can answer while making the next pre-qual…get it?
again, well done with the story line and anticipation for the next one!
Recommended for: Everybody age 10 and older. Wow, and yet a nudist resort is enough to drive you into a mad rant.
I believe God fucked up when he made mankind. Just look at the sick fucks who tell their kids Leatherface will take them to hell if they don’t go right to bed. Holy shit, organized religion has done some irreparable harm here.