Comments on: Briefly Patriotic – The Bright Side of $5 Gas http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-bright-side-of-5-gas Dr George Rekers is not a homo! Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:44:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: J.D. Hintz http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99248754 J.D. Hintz Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:56:21 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?p=3711#comment-99248754 John McCain today got the assurance from the top oil and gas executives in this country, and England, that they’ll do what ever it take to ensure Mr. McCain the White House. To this end, they’ve pledged that one dollar out of every 5 paid at the pump both here and in Europe, will go directly to the Republican Campaign. So next time you buy gas, do it with pride knowing that one dollar out of each 5 you spend is not only going to help John McCain, but the rest of the Republican slate. The other pledge John McCain wrested from Oil Men is that once elected, the price of gas will stabilize at just 7 dollars a gallon for at least until January 2010. Praise Jesus! Ahhhh...Thank Ya Jesus! Death to all those who oppose us! I am Christ, J.D. Stephens John McCain today got the assurance from the top oil and gas executives in this country, and England, that they’ll do what ever it take to ensure Mr. McCain the White House. To this end, they’ve pledged that one dollar out of every 5 paid at the pump both here and in Europe, will go directly to the Republican Campaign. So next time you buy gas, do it with pride knowing that one dollar out of each 5 you spend is not only going to help John McCain, but the rest of the Republican slate. The other pledge John McCain wrested from Oil Men is that once elected, the price of gas will stabilize at just 7 dollars a gallon for at least until January 2010.

Praise Jesus! Ahhhh…Thank Ya Jesus! Death to all those who oppose us!

I am Christ, J.D. Stephens

]]> By: Infamous Biatch http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99210410 Infamous Biatch Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:34:13 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?p=3711#comment-99210410 @.House be careful if shelley the prostitute comes up to ya she has the clap. @.House be careful if shelley the prostitute comes up to ya she has the clap.

]]> By: .House http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99210408 .House Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:29:15 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?p=3711#comment-99210408 Because gas prices and prostitution are so obviously related. I feel that I am speaking for the entire nation when I say that whenever I stop at a gas station all I can think about is all the hookers I'm gonna get tonight. Because gas prices and prostitution are so obviously related. I feel that I am speaking for the entire nation when I say that whenever I stop at a gas station all I can think about is all the hookers I’m gonna get tonight.

]]> By: whattheheck-i am great http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99210168 whattheheck-i am great Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:42:45 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?p=3711#comment-99210168 FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!! FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!! FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!! FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!! FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!! P.S. FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
P.S.
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Abbie Kaufman http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99209426 Abbie Kaufman Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:39:08 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?p=3711#comment-99209426 The New York Times reports on where to buy heroin? High Times doesn't even report on that! Those hippie stoners find heroin to be morally repugnant,dangerous stuff! "...BRING IT ON!"? That's funny,enviromentalist extremists basically agree with your concept but for different reasons! "Recession? Bring it on!" http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/5403/ The New York Times reports on where to buy heroin? High Times doesn’t even report on that! Those hippie stoners find heroin to be morally repugnant,dangerous stuff! “…BRING IT ON!”? That’s funny,enviromentalist extremists basically agree with your concept but for different reasons! “Recession? Bring it on!” http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/5403/

]]> By: Infamous Biatch http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/07/02/the-bright-side-of-5-gas.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99209316 Infamous Biatch Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:59:56 +0000 http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/?p=3711#comment-99209316 i'm gonna make this official i am supporting barack obama 280% and will from now on vote democrat. i’m gonna make this official i am supporting barack obama 280% and will from now on vote democrat.

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