Briefly Patriotic – The Bright Side of $5 Gas
The New York Crimes reports on just that – crimes. Whether it’s their undying support for Barack Osama Homo bin Laden or Sen Joseph Biden’s intimate involvement in the conspiracy to silence the honorable and trustworthy, Larry Sinclair, they’re gonna report on it. Where the best place to buy heroin? Check the New York Crimes! They frequently report on the health of the prostitution industry (since most folks who read it also go to prostitutes) and it was a recent whore report that showed the bright side of high price of gas. Prostitution is down 19%! The Lord works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform, so if it’s gonna take $5 gas to bring this country back to morality then I say – BRING IT ON!
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i’m gonna make this official i am supporting barack obama 280% and will from now on vote democrat.
The New York Times reports on where to buy heroin? High Times doesn’t even report on that! Those hippie stoners find heroin to be morally repugnant,dangerous stuff! “…BRING IT ON!”? That’s funny,enviromentalist extremists basically agree with your concept but for different reasons! “Recession? Bring it on!” http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/5403/
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
FUCK YOU BBN!!! WE ARE ALL SUFFERING BECAUSE OF $5 GAS!!!
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FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!
Because gas prices and prostitution are so obviously related. I feel that I am speaking for the entire nation when I say that whenever I stop at a gas station all I can think about is all the hookers I’m gonna get tonight.
@.House be careful if shelley the prostitute comes up to ya she has the clap.
John McCain today got the assurance from the top oil and gas executives in this country, and England, that they’ll do what ever it take to ensure Mr. McCain the White House. To this end, they’ve pledged that one dollar out of every 5 paid at the pump both here and in Europe, will go directly to the Republican Campaign. So next time you buy gas, do it with pride knowing that one dollar out of each 5 you spend is not only going to help John McCain, but the rest of the Republican slate. The other pledge John McCain wrested from Oil Men is that once elected, the price of gas will stabilize at just 7 dollars a gallon for at least until January 2010.
Praise Jesus! Ahhhh…Thank Ya Jesus! Death to all those who oppose us!
I am Christ, J.D. Stephens