Canada Day – The Biggest Joke Ever
Oh, Canada? How about NO CANADA!
Them stupid, filthy Canucks (even what they call themselves sounds dirty) that defecated out Kenny V. Spenny are coming to the end of the road really quick. Homo marriage, legal marihuana – heck, the whole country supports Barack Osama Homo bin Laden! They’re such a stupid country they went and come up with “Canada Day” and put it three days earlier than our own Independence Day simply to try to make us look dumb.
Well, lemme tell you something, Garreth, it don’t work like that. We got fireworks displays that got enough power to destroy your entire country and whadday y’all got – THIS
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From 2007 – Canada viewed as most favorable, America was behind NORTH KOREA. We have become a third world country. Bubba
http://www.thestar.com/News/article/188472
The survey for the British Broadcasting Corp.’s World Service asked more than 28,000 people to rate 12 countries – Britain, Canada, China, France, India, Iran, Israel, Japan, North Korea, Russia, the United States and Venezuela – as having a positive or negative influence on the world.
Canada had the most positive rating in the survey, with 54 per cent viewing it positively and 14 per cent negatively. It was followed by Japan and France.
The United States had the third-highest negative ranking, with 51 per cent citing it as a bad influence and 30 per cent as a good one. Next was North Korea, which was viewed negatively by 48 per cent and positively by 19 per cent.
I once saw a show about typical Canucks called “Trailer Park Boys”! A bunch of trailer trash who grow Marihuana and act like heathens! And another show about Canucks I saw was “The Red Green Show”! Rigging things out of junk,typical Canadian engineering! The other fellows on that show are even worse! Red’s nephew is a spastic sissy! His friends are an ex-con,a crooked junk dealer selling phony antiques and other assorted weirdos! And then there’s the “music” that nation produces! Shania Twain is a “Country music” singer? Country music stars shouldn’t even live north of the Mason-Dixon line,much less be foreigners! “Man,I Feel Like A Woman” ought to be their national anthem! What a wimpy flag with that goofy maple leaf in commie red against a white background! What’s the white stand for,surrender?
That video was absolutely pathetic! Some goofy flags, dominoes and a cat? It’s as if an actual Canadian guy did it, instead of a professional global corporation with all kinds of awesome trillion-dollar special effects like it should be! And what’s with waving flags on Canada Day anyways? It’s obvious they stole the idea form the 4th of July. From multi-culturalism to their stupid transparent voting system, and now gay marriage, it’s obvious Canada is the last place on earth anyone would want to be!
Always Right
There are so many great places in the world where i would rather live, than in the US of Antichrist…..Canada is one of them…
/True Christian
We’re just a simple folk with simple genes, eh? That’s what happens in a low population socialist utopia like the great white north. Everyone is related, eh? We wish we were better than the US of A but it just isn’t possible! You know what I’m talking aboot, eh? So what do we do instead, eh? We try and differentiate ourselves from God’s Land by embracing the three H’s: Homosexuality, terrorism, and hockey. Don’t blame us, eh? We’re like your little brother: The incompetent afterbirth that in some lesser nation would have been aborted, eh?
At least Canadains were not stupid enough to get in Iraq.
Chuckie R. FUCK YOU and Fuck the Rapture!!!!
yeah, their day is bigger than yours.
hail eris, biggest of all.
Hi – I mean, to judge or blame a state, which I have never visited or seen before is a bit narrow minded. You and me, we get our informations from our local newspaper, some books, probably friends and our reporters on TV. Local TV news are mostly onesided, depends which goverment ….Seriously, this small video clip cannot stand for all people in Canada.
Almost every year I fly to any country and I spend my vacation mostly in the nature and try to meet natives only. Many times my friends warned me not to fly to Israel, or to the Red Sea or elsewhere. Most of the news were complete different to my experinces in this land some weeks later.
In the case of Canada, once in my life I decided to travel to British Columbia, the Queen Charlotte Islands or Labrador in the east. Canada has a lot of amazing national parks and has endless wilderness, this must be most impressive!
However – fact is – Canada belongs to the richest countries worldwide. (their gross national product and their per capita income is higher as in the US for instant) reason can be the lowest population densities in the world.
In a couple of years I will travel to Canada for sure, but I wanna see the most impressive landscapes plus I would like to watch their wild animals. This land must be a great nation. I don`t wanna see their gay community, no way! Anyway – Canada is still well known for their endless wilderness.
Every day we read or watch “terrible” news. The worldwide press cannot sell “good news”, their deceit articles and reports must be sensational, extraordinary or brutal. This is the reason, why people can get a wrong worldview very easily!
Peter Vienna
Seems to me that Canada suffers from a bloated bureaucratic government not unlike the ones plaguing the US and many other nations! “Canada’s Statist Criminals as Bad as America’s” http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/021793.html
Canada is celebrating their “independence”? When they still have the Queen of England on their currency? And still use the British spelling of words like “colour” and “cheque”? And use British figures of speech like “Good show!”? What’s the matter Canada? Won’t the Mother Country let you grow up,leave the nest,find your own identity and become your own man? Our ancestors at least showed King George they were adults who were going to live their lives without him telling them what to do!
unfortunately you people are the proof that darwins theory is wrong…
such ignorance, xenophobia and racism should be treated like a disease and you guys belong in a mental facility
freaks!
“put it three days earlier than our own Independence Day simply to try to make us look dumb.”
your own president did a wonderful job about that. no need for further facts.
HAIL ERIS!
someone wive it a candy to this cry baby
Three words: War of 1812.
“And another show about Canucks I saw was “The Red Green Show”! Rigging things out of junk,typical Canadian engineering! ”
Searched it on youtube. That´s a great comedy show. And whoever thinks it´s menat serious needs a good psychatrist.
“And what’s with waving flags on Canada Day anyways? It’s obvious they stole the idea form the 4th of July. ”
And july 4th stole it from older festivals…
“Some goofy flags, dominoes and a cat? It’s as if an actual Canadian guy did it, instead of a professional global corporation with all kinds of awesome trillion-dollar special effects like it should be!”
That´s because it was made by a single patriot, duh! Beats any special-effect-overloaded schmuckery, that´s for sure. This one at least has feeling.
“Canada is celebrating their “independence”? When they still have the Queen of England on their currency? And still use the British spelling of words like “colour” and “cheque”? And use British figures of speech like “Good show!”? What’s the matter Canada? Won’t the Mother Country let you grow up,leave the nest,find your own identity and become your own man? Our ancestors at least showed King George they were adults who were going to live their lives without him telling them what to do!”
And the Canadians did it on their own, too. That is, unlike the USA, they didn´t even need the help of the French to do it. Yet they are more humble about it and preserve some of their roots.
That being said: Canada´s a cool country imo. Nice place, if somewhat cold, nice people and better policies. And they´re doing far better in Afghanistan than the Yanks in Iraq.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@Proud German, If you’re taking Billy Saul Hargus seriously then you need to look up the words “lampoon”,”parody” and “satire”! Can’t you tell when someone is making playful pokes at Canada in jest? — Canada was granted independence because the British Empire was financially strained and spread thin,much like the US Empire is now! Why would Canada need help to be granted independence? The American Revolution was fought over tyranny by the British Empire at its peak! Ragtag volunteer militiamen (2% of the population) of a fledgling nation were waging guerrila warfare against a mighty imperial army of an 18th Century superpower,of course the newly formed US needed help! And why would’nt the US divorce itself from its British roots and boast about defeating the Empire after waging a hard fought war of independence? You’re making an apples and oranges analogy! — I don’t think all of Canada’s policies are great,politically correct speech codes enforced by law doesn’t strike me as a good thing! The US government definitely has its insane flaws but I don’t think Canada’s government is vastly superior! — Canada is “doing far better in Afghanistan”? All I see is another occupation by imperialist Western troops and another quagmire! The tyranny of the Taliban fundamentalists was replaced by the Northern Alliance thugs,rapists and murderers running amok! With Western military and a puppet regime vainly attempting to restore order to a vassal state under the West’s thumb! Meanwhile,Afghan heroin flows into the US! How the hell is that any better than the US disaster in Iraq? They’re both fiascos,both part of the war against a tactic (terrorism) and both occupations are doomed to fail! Comparing the Canadian occupation of Afghanistan to the US occupation of Iraq is comparing rotten apples to rotten apples! And why did US troops and the Coalition of the Killing invade and occupy Afghanistan? Because the Taliban wouldn’t risk their necks to go capture Al Qaeda like the US government demanded without the Bush regime showing the Taliban any hard evidence that Bin Laden and Al Qaeda were allegedly behind the events of 9/11!
You people are a bunch of narrow minded fuck heads, you know that? You make the WBC look normal. Why do you people care about what Canada does? You say how Canada is dirty and all this bullshit. You GREASY Americans have more crime, drugs, guns, war, terrorism, but Canada is a terrible place to live? Give your fucking heads a shake. You all would be blessed to live in a place as great as Canada.
Now Shelley, Canada Day is a 4th of July to them, do some homework and cut your she-penis off.