The Pelosi Premium – How Dumbo-crats Plan To Kill Democracy
If you couldn’t have seen $4/gallon gas coming the moment that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi got “elected” Speaker of the House then you don’t read the Bible. I wonder just how much of the money good, hard working Christians pay at the pump goes right into the purse made of the skin of dead pre-borns that Pelosi carries around with her? $2? $3? The straight out fact is that gas went up 70% since the dumbo-crats took over Congress. 70%! That buys a lot of crack, don’t it, “Senator” Obama? It’s all part of the lie-beral plan to destroy the American economy and set up a Communist dictatorship in the US headed by a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest whose name I ain’t gonna mention.
See, by driving up the price of gas, they’re hoping to start what Pelosi calls “the grand and glorious revolution of the proletariat”. They think the American people are so stupid that they won’t see through their evil plan, blame the Republican party and vote for a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest who’ll then declare himself Supreme Commissar for Life, opening the door for Obama bin Laden to waltz right in and make it illegal to have bacon with your eggs in the morning.
If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will
no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because
we will be forced to be muslims
Americans ain’t that stupid, though, and when God appoints the new president, gas prices are gonna fall faster than Michelle Obama fell for the line that her “husband” was a heterosexual.
“How’s that gonna happen, Billy Bob,” all the drugged out lie-beral zombies are gonna cry, “Lord Obama says it’s impossible to bring down gas prices and we believe him cuz he’s so handsome!” Well, he’s lying! Simple as that! We got oil lying all over the United States of America, just wanting to be drilled and dug up but the dumbo-crats won’t let us! They’d rather see Americans suffer and wilt rather than lift a finger to help them After all, John Kerry don’t give a fig about ordinary Americans. He justs wants to laugh at their pain!
This is the vision of the American family put forth by the dumbo-crats
for the 2008 election. You think this is why God created America?
And Americans are suffering under the iron thumb of La Cosa Pelosi
- A family in Texas had to cancel their cable to pay for gasoline
- A family in Maine had to cancel their summer vacation plans just to send their son to Eagle Scout camp in Colorado
- A family of twelve in Oklahoma has to get by on a quarter can of beans per person just to be able to afford to drive their Escalade to get the kids to school.
- A grandmother in Mississippi died because her son couldn’t afford the gas to drive her to the emergency room when she had a stroke.
The number of tragedies wrought by the dumb0-crats numbers into the millions! And all of it could be avoided if they’d step out of the way and let us get the oil God gave us. It’s like this spokesman said on Fox News Sunday a couple of weeks ago -
The Creator didn’t leave oil and gas on every plot of land
But he did tell us how to find it and we owe it to both ourselves AND God to use what he gave us.
ANWAR -
Can you find ANWAR? If it’s so big, then how come you can’t see it?
Now, unless you’re home schooled, you probably don’t know that this is a map of the world. If you look at the purple part in the upper left hand side – that’s Alaska. There’s a whole ton of oil in Alaska that the Dumbo-crats wanna tell us we can’t use. Why? Because we might kill a couple of snow fleas. Oh, boo hoo! Let all the grandmother’s in America die from strokes but please, oh, please save the snow fleas! Y’all can call me anything you want but I would personally hunt down every gol-darned snow flea in the world to save my grandmother.
Save the snow flea or save Grandma? The only possible reason to
spend any kind of time thinking about this question is if you’re a drug
addict.
Another reason the commies say we can’t take God’s oil outta there is that it’s so “pristine”. That’s a bunch of crap because I bet they never been to Alaska since most homos don’t like the cold. Can you see Barney Frank up there in ANWAR trying to have butt sex with an Eskimo. I bet they’d be feasting on his blubber in no time flat! I might be able to understand not drilling around the Creation Science musem because there’s people there to enjoy it. But ANWAR?! No, sir.
There are some lie-berals that say it’ll take 30 years to start getting oil outta ANWAR and it don’t help with the short term solution. They’re stupid. If we’d started drilling there 30 years ago we wouldn’t be where we are now!
SHALE AND COAL OIL-
What would you say to 3 trillion barrels of oil? Think that’d bring down the price of gas? Lie-berals say no thank you. This is the only country in the world where we hold a wake when we find new oild supplies! Shale oil extraction could solve our gas crisis overnight. But the dumbo-crats won’t even let you dig a hole in the ground. “We have to respect Mother Goddess Earth”, they blaspheme. Let’s just remember that God told us that we held DOMINION over the earth! The only thing that we ain’t supposed to touch is the forbidden fruit and that dumb broad already messed that one up. So just like the female of the species always does, Pelosi don’t do what God wants and does do what He don’t want. We are the Saudi Arabia of coal and shale AND we don’t wear towels on our heads. That’s a win-win in everybody’s book except the lie-berals. You see, it don’t advance the revolution.
What’s wrong with digging holes? Beats me! I bet that
lie-beral parents don’t even let kids dig in a sandbox now!
OFF SHORE DRILLING -
What do you care about more – having the God-given right to drive around the corner to the store or taking a ride on a dolphin? That’s one of them questions that you don’t really answer. It’s more to make the point that defeato-crats are so stupid that they don’t realize that we are part of the environment too! It ain’t the plants and animals that made America the greatest country on earth. It’s people! And progress takes energy. Them Greenpeace terrorists don’t never think about the fact that it takes gas for to drive their boats to stop Americans from having a nice tuna fish sandwich for lunch. If they was honest then they’d swim. But they ain’t. Instead, they wanna let 85% of the oil that that Creator put under the ocean just rot like milk left out on the counter. Why? Because they hate America.
If Greenpeace really cared about the environment like they
claim they do, they’d stop using boats to rob Americans of
the gas that belongs to them and swim instead.
So to sum it all up, if you don’t wanna turn this country into a land of commie mulisms sitting around reading the koran by candlelight call your congressman TODAY and tell him that you want every single drop of oil we can get our hands on!
God is Love!
BBN
www. billybobneck.com
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The Pelosi Premium
If you couldn’t have seen $4/gallon gas coming the moment that Nancy “Mafia Princess” Pelosi got “elected” Speaker of the House then you don’t read the Bible. I wonder just how much of the money good, hard working Christians pay at the pump goes right into the purse made of the skin of dead pre-borns that Pelosi carries around with her? $2? $3? The straight out fact is that gas went up 70% since the dumbo-crats took over Congress. 70%! That buys a lot of crack, don’t it, “Senator” Obama? It’s all part of the lie-beral plan to destroy the American economy and set up a Communist dictatorship in the US headed by a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest whose name I ain’t gonna mention.”
Hey, guess what? Tax rates on gas have NOT BEEN RAISED. The price of crude oil has skyrocketed in the last years. And Nancy Pelosi has about as much influence on the oil market as I have on the US defence industry. None whatsoever. It´s your vaunted free market that you can thank for the high gas prices.
“See, by driving up the price of gas, they’re hoping to start what Pelosi calls “the grand and glorious revolution of the proletariat”. They think the American people are so stupid that they won’t see through their evil plan, blame the Republican party and vote for a murderous, left-handed, gay, negro, crackhed voodoo priest who’ll then declare himself Supreme Commissar for Life, opening the door for Obama bin Laden to waltz right in and make it illegal to have bacon with your eggs in the morning.”
Sorry, bu for a communist revolution, things would have to be faaaar shittier. And I don´t think the democrats are interested in such a thing anyway, considering they´d be the third ones to meet the firing squad, directly after the republicans and the american far right-wingers.
“If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will
no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because
we will be forced to be muslims”
Fucking wrong, the president can´t force people to follow a religion of his liking. Constitution for the win. Obama´s a christian btw.
“Americans ain’t that stupid, though, and when God appoints the new president, gas prices are gonna fall faster than Michelle Obama fell for the line that her “husband” was a heterosexual.”
Given the demand for crude oil by the Chinese and the Asian “Tiger Nations” is still growing, oil prices will keep growing, too. The oil market isn´t interested in american politics.
“We got oil lying all over the United States of America, just wanting to be drilled and dug up but the dumbo-crats won’t let us! They’d rather see Americans suffer and wilt rather than lift a finger to help them After all, John Kerry don’t give a fig about ordinary Americans. He justs wants to laugh at their pain!”
Bull. The only potential wells there are are either far too complicated to drill (IE the oil out of those would be even mor expensive) or in environmental protection zones that have existed longer than the Bush government.
” * A family in Texas had to cancel their cable to pay for gasoline
* A family in Maine had to cancel their summer vacation plans just to send their son to Eagle Scout camp in Colorado
* A family of twelve in Oklahoma has to get by on a quarter can of beans per person just to be able to afford to drive their Escalade to get the kids to school.
* A grandmother in Mississippi died because her son couldn’t afford the gas to drive her to the emergency room when she had a stroke”
To give the answer any “good capitalist” would gve you: It´s their own fault if they can´t work harder to get more money. Fucking fat welfare moms. That being said, your stories are bullshit. Provide some evidence, moron.
“Now, unless you’re home schooled, you probably don’t know that this is a map of the world.”
Quite contrary, most home-schooled people wouldn´t recognise that map at all. Me as someone who actually enjoyed REAL education wonders what the fuck the coloration means, because those ain´t any political borders.
“There’s a whole ton of oil in Alaska that the Dumbo-crats wanna tell us we can’t use. Why? Because we might kill a couple of snow fleas. Oh, boo hoo! Let all the grandmother’s in America die from strokes but please, oh, please save the snow fleas! Y’all can call me anything you want but I would personally hunt down every gol-darned snow flea in the world to save my grandmother.”
Nancy Pelosi hasn´t written those laws. They´re a tad bit older than the Bush government, again.
“There are some lie-berals that say it’ll take 30 years to start getting oil outta ANWAR and it don’t help with the short term solution. They’re stupid. If we’d started drilling there 30 years ago we wouldn’t be where we are now!”
And now you´re crying over spilt milk. BAAAWWWWWWW! Cry some more, crybaby.
“What would you say to 3 trillion barrels of oil? Think that’d bring down the price of gas?”
Given the ever rising demand, it´d at best make a small dent into the price curvature. And it doesn´t even matter how much oil´s up there, it´s the rate and cost of extraction that matter. Operations up there are bloody expensive because of the climate, making any oil from up there quite expensive.
“Let’s just remember that God told us that we held DOMINION over the earth! ”
So? That should make you respect the planet even more. What kinda sick fuck purposefully destroys a gift from his god?
“Instead, they wanna let 85% of the oil that that Creator put under the ocean just rot like milk left out on the counter.”
Oil can´t rot…
That being said, the oil sources are still finite and we need to get some alternatives running before the oil runs out. Otherwise, as soon as it runs out, everything will simply hit the gutter.
Luckily, we Europeans actually get this little lesson and are already implementing renewable power sources.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Hallo Proud German – ehrlich gesagt, ich habe es aufgegeben diesen Leuten etwas zu erklären. Die sind dermaßen ungebildet und engstirnig, daß eine sachliche Erklärung wahrlich Zeitverschwendung ist. Ich sendete diesen Leuten einige Male persönliche Briefe, jedoch sind sie leider viel zu blöd und viel zu denkfaul um Zusammenhänge zu verstehen. Sie glauben nur ihren Ober-Prediger oder ihrer aktuellen Regierung. Je mehr man sie kritisiert, desto extremer werden sie in ihren Ansichten. Das war auch einer der Gründe, weshalb ich mich stets mit dem Schimpfen zurückgehalten hatte. Schöne Grüße aus Wien
Hi – I love your comments so much, for example: Save the snow flea or save Grandma? If Homobama gets elected, ham, bacon and sausage will no longer be allowed on the family breakfast table because we will be forced to be muslims………..A new dawn in the States! Wonderful, great!! Probably you will immigrate to Good old Europe, but we have no Green Card or even permit for you, because you don`t speak our language.
However, we get our oil from Russia and we are still good conservative Christians! We don`t allow our muslims to become politicians or even president! Obama for president – a lot of US people actually like and support him – this is your freedom in the States!!
Seriously – Obama is all right – just for the States – and not for Europe. LOL …..If he will become the next US president – the whole world will sigh with relief!
The world dislikes Bush and McCain as well. Very unpopular is the Bush administration with his wrong decisions in the past. Iraq and Afghanistan are still in worst condition and Iran supports terror groups in Iraq with money and weapons and you call it “Victory in Iraq”?…if you would be a bit more literated or informed, you would see the true facts! But I am too tired to explain – I did it many times but it is senseless…and your pastor is watching Fox News only – they show you just one view of the actual global situation.
I mean, your anti-Obama campaign looks like a crusade against Obama. It would be better to start a crusade against abysmal stupidity or against lowbrowness!
Peter Vienna
Hey Peter und Proud German,
denkt ihr nicht, dass das alles hier Satire ist? Ich schon. Es ist nur zu schön, täglich einen Eintrag zu lesen und seinen Blutdruck ein wenig zu erhöhen. Soweit ich die Gerüchte verfolgt habe, ist die Seite hier als Gag anlässlich der Wahlen 2000 entstanden, als Witz eines Mitarbeiters der Demokraten. Er hat sich gehalten, weil sich herausstellte, dass doch mehr Leute (wie auch immer) darauf ansprangen, als zuerst gedacht.
Ich glaube daher, dass hinter dem allen hier ein Demokrat sitzt und einem eigenartigen Hobby frönt. Würde zumindest erklären, warum es nur das eine Foto von Smelley gibt, wahrscheinlich von MySpace geklaut. Es gibt auch ein anderes, echtes Blog von “Shelley the Republican”, die ist zwar echt, aber nicht halb so unterhaltsam.
So sehr man Trolle auf anderen (den wichtigen) Seite auch hasst, hier herumzutrollen ist mir ein liebes Hobby geworden.
Klasse sind natürlich Leute wie Sara Carter, die ich für echt und echt krass halte. Gut gemeint ist halt was anderes als gut gemacht.
Grüße aus Deutschlands Norden,
HAIL ERIS. ;)
Ist mir schon klar. Ich mach das auch nur, falls irgendwer WIRKLICH keine Ahnung hat und sich auf diese Blödsinns-Seite verirrt. :)
PS: Morgen wirds hoch hergeh´n! FINALE, OH OH, FINALE, OHOHOHOH!
I acutally agree with drilling for more Oil, but then why hasn’t Bush done it in the last seven years, because he is too damn focoused on Iraq. You guys at STR as such fucking fruitcakes, anyway don’t you think the fucking RAPTURE is coming anyway. Also to mention McCain opposed drilling in the Ocean until he found it convienet to change his position.
FUCK THE RAPTURE
@Proud German
Jah es wird spanend morgen, und ich drücke mir die Daumen, und hoffe Deutschland gewint…Dieses Europa meisterschaft ist absolut einer der besten….
Eigentlich glaube ich gahr nich an God, und bin nicht wirklich Kristen, aber die STR leute sind so unglaublich dum und blind, sie haben absolut keine ahnung wie die Welt auser America aussieht und funktioniert….Sie habe keine ahnung woh von sie sprechen, und dass mach sie gefährlich….Eine Englische proffesor hat gerade bewiesen, dass es ein zusammehang zwischen intelligens und religion gibt …Die fanatischen und extrem religiösen sind öfter die mit ein kleinen IQ… Akedemiker und anderen leute mit einen höhen IQ sind nicht so religiös….
Ich habe schon lange nicht meht Deutsch geshrieben, aber ich hoffe dass ihr mir versteht?
Deutschland vs Spanien: 2-1
Grüse aus Dänemark.
/True Christian
Hallo – Morgen wird es bei uns in Wien hoch hergehen – eigentlich feiern die Leute schon seit Tagen in der Innenstadt. Normalerweise ist Wien eine recht verschlafene Stadt, diese EU Meisterschaft tut dieser Stadt vielleicht recht gut.
Manchmal mache ich mich lustig über diese Leute und schreibe irgendwelchen Blödsinn. Aber mich würde es nicht wundern, wenn es sich um eine Satire handelt. Diese Frau S.G. gibt es tatsächlich – fand rein zufällig im Web ein Foto von ihr. Eine sehr gewichtige Frau um die 40. Eine typische Vertreterin aus dem Mittleren Westen. Ursprünglich wollte ich meine Englisch Kenntnisse verbessern, das war der Grund weshalb ich stets meinen Senf dazugab. Häufig gehen mir jedoch diese idiotischen Ansichten dermaßen auf die Nerven, so daß ich mich sofort auf sinnvollere Seiten begebe. Mit Gott und Kirche habe ich ehrlich gesagt nicht viel am Hut. Die Kommentare lese und schreibe ich eher um mehr Übung in Englisch zu bekommen. Wie auch immer – auch ich laß einige Studien über den Zusammenhang zwischen dem Glauben an Gott und der persönlichen Bildung. Jedoch die meisten der gebildeten aktiven Christen erlebten einen schweren Schicksalsschlag in ihrere Vergangenheit. Meine Erfahrung war eher, daß es sicherlich auch mit mangelnder Bildung zu tun hat, daß Menschen religiös fanatisch sind. Jedoch spielt ihre schwierige seelische Verfassung des Gläubigen ebenso eine sehr große Rolle, weshalb manche Menschen streng gläubig, oder sogar fanatisch werden. Nun höre ich schon die Leute bis in die Wohnung jubeln – aber es herrscht eine sehr fröhliche, aber friedliche Stimmung – und das zählt! Ich denke, die deutsche Mannschaft hat sehr gute Chancen – sicherlich ist Spanien technisch unglaublich gut – wir werden ja sehen, die Daumen halte ich für das deutsche Team! Peter aus Wien
@Proud German, Peak oil,fact or myth? “Root Man’s Peak Oil is a Lie Linkspage” http://home.earthlink.net/~root.man/peak.html Free market capitalism has nothing to do with oil prices because oil corporations are part of the corporatist system in the US! The Bush family is in the oil business! Many politicians are heavily invested in oil and receive generous campaign contributions from Big Oil! Oil companies and other large corporations get government perks, collect corporate welfare,have government contracts and lobby congress! “Corporatism and Socialism in America” by Anthony Gregory http://www.fff.org/freedom/fd0411e.asp … Home schoolers have been winning spelling and geography bees in the US for a decade! Germany banned homeschooling in 1938 under the Nazi regime! Did Hitler’s regime ban it because it was inferior to public schooling or because they wanted statist and collectivist propaganda forced upon German children? I went to public school myself but to paraphrase Mark Twain,I never let it interfere with my education! … Some people in the US have some brilliant ideas for more cost effective ethanol production from waste products! “The Future of US Ethanol Production:Where Do We Go from Here? http://www.renewableworld.com/rea/news/story?id=52828
I made a mistake on the last URL. It should be: http://www.renewableenergyworld.com/rea/news/story?id=52828
Sove grandma or the flea… well, granma’s gonna die soon, so SUCK IT GRANDMA!
Ja, die ältere Shelley ist, glaube ich, auch echt. Aber wenn man /deren/ Blog liest, ist sie zwar, nun, Republikaner, aber nicht ganz so schlimm.
Warum verklagt eigentlich das Original nicht die “Macher” dieser Seite? Ist doch schließlich Amerika..
Hoffen wir, dass Ballacks Wade mitspielt.. ;)
(hail eris.)
So schade es auch ist, die Spanier haben’s verdient.
Also 2010…
hail ballack
your grandmother has lived enough time, stick a shovel in his head an save de flea.
greetings from ARGENTINA, land of the free and the brave bla bla bla
BBN, if you ever need help hunting down snow fleas remember to gimme a call!
Always Right
Chuckie you are a fucking idiot!!!!!
“Free market capitalism has nothing to do with oil prices because oil corporations are part of the corporatist system in the US! ”
And those of course control the entire oil market 200% from well to the customer, without anyone having a say… Sorry, I don´t buy it.
The rest is quite interesting, though I have to point out that many countries don´t allow home schooling not because it´s completely impossible. It´s just unreliable. Especially without a tested teacher.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@Proud German i agree with you on that 280%
Hehe. “Communist dictatorship” is an oxymoron……
@Russ Brown, “‘Communist dictatorship’ is an oxymoron__”? The Soviet Union was a communist dictatorship! The economic system was communist and the Premier was a dictator! An oxymoron is a phrase of two or more words that don’t make sense together! Examples of oxymorons would be “Peacekeeping missile”, “jumbo shrimp” or “godless Islamofascists”! Do you not know what the word means or are you a Far Left idealist who believes the Soviet government “betrayed” the communist cause and “pure” communism can’t be dictatorial?
This is satire, right?
Oh man, this stuff gets better and better, I cant stop laughing.
Save grandma or save the snow flea? Brilliant!
Wow, I thought this was a Christian site! But I guess you cant control who blogs.
Lets talk serious. I dont agree with billybobneck, and he never really says how Palosi is going to thwart the Republic. But I will…
The goal of any Government, in history, is to control the populace. Our founding fathers, genius founding fathers, looked at all other forms of government, and placed protection in our Constitution to guard us from our Government. A new form of government called a Republic, not a Democracy, was devised. A Government for the people, by the people, with a system of checks and balances. Pretty smart guys for a bunch of hicks, huh?
Now lets look at a list of controls by liberals
1.) Education- Dumb down the populace education of how our government works. Since we, the Politicians are the government, they will beleive anything we say.
2.) Take out GOD- God is all knowing, all powerful, all love and goodness. If we take GOD from them, then we take morals from them. (God operates on a system of Punishment and Praise. think good do good)
3.) Common Belief- Give them a common belief in man. (OBAMA-”This is our time”)Let them believe that man is in control of our destiny.
4.) Indebtedness to other Governments- Creates the illusion of oneness, common goal of man, one world government. (creation of Woodrow Wilson and Elites in the 20s and fostered by FDR’s NEW DEAL.)
5.) Indebt the people to the Government- WELFARE, FEMA, NATIONAL HEALTH-CARE, ETC…(keep the people dependant upon government. they will feel like they should keep their mouth shut if they want to keep getting free stuff. Also creates more programs which increase’s government. which increases taxes.
6.) Tax the rich- (Yeah say the poor with pitchforks in hand lets burn down the castle.) Gives the illusion that Government cares for the have-nots.
7.) Gun control- Takes away the ability for populace to defend their rights.
AND FOR OUR SOOO PROUD GERMANS ON THIS PAGE YOUR BELOVED FUHRER DID ALL THESE THINGS. WE ARE NOT RELIGIOUS FASCISTS AND DONT HAVE SMALL IQ’S AS YOU HAVE STATED IN YOUR GRUFF NATIVE TEXT. SOME OF US ARE MORE EDUCATED THAN YOU THINK.
RELIGION IS A MATTER OF PERSONAL BELIEF BUT IT IS FAITH THAT CARRIES US THROUGH. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT, IN ORDER TO BELIEVE IT.
ANYWAY…
Im not trying to come down on anyone or our Deutsch Kommeraden I simply noted a simularity in Liberism and Hitlerism. Hey! Hitler was a vegetarian and a conservationist. Just my thoughts.
Really make an informed decision this Election. Anyway God will choose (good or bad) who will sit in the White House.
aufWiedersehen
Please refain from using Fascist languages on the comment page. Thank you.
Shelley- Please refrain from opening your mouth, you’re a waste of oxygen.
When we take over America, you need not fear energy crises. They will be the least of your problems. America will be sunken beneath the waves and used as a hydroelectric energy generator. We will be sure to leave all of the presidents of the united states onboard (uncapitalised because at this point it is mere history).
I am aware that hydroelectricity will not be enough. We will hire liberals and conservatives alike to work in the energy socialism factory: You work hard to get a whole bunch of “energy points” that are then shared among every other worker, and then there is the “energy tax” in which it is all taken away from the citizens at intervals. The amount of energy generated will be enough to fuel one SUV for 14 minutes for every person. They will be forced to use smart cars.
And better yet, you will all love this system. You will lose weight so you can perform perverted acts with each other. God made you fat and gave you McDonalds so you couldn’t do these things, but Satan will take that away, and you will rejoice at being able to suck 45 dicks with your belly button.
wtf are you going on about? seek some psychiatric help dud.e
hey germy guy its 2009 tell me about your president now
drive right around the corner?
or ride a dolphin?
try the 2 legs “god” gave you and walk or ride a bicycle!!
:D well I just noticed that there is another article saying that you need to buy gas because its what god wants to help his perfect american country and riding a bike will make you gay…this seems to contridict that….