Worldwide D&D Day – Link Between D&D and Satanism Revealed!
Recently the makers of the occult game ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ embarked on an attempt to recruit more Christian-hating minions and disciples to their dark cause. They called it “Worldwide D&D Day” and it coincided with the release of the 4th edition rules of the game. These game ‘editions’ are designed to tempt players into sick deviant evil: the 1st edition started with fairly light topics for the players, such as ‘role-playing’ beastiality and shooting heroin and other illicit drugs. But each revised edition of the game includes updates that are more dark, more infernal, more sexually depraved and outright gay then the last. “Worldwide D&D Day” involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf.
Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals. It is on Friday the 13th that satanists engage in depraved sex and commit horrific acts of violence, not unlike what happens in a D&D gaming ‘adventure’. STR researchers once again have shown the unequivocal, irrefutable connection between satanism and ‘Dungeons & Dragons’.
“Please have all Game Day reports in to us by Friday June 13th.”
The unequivocal, irrefutable statement from the publisher of D&D showing the link between role-playing games and satanism. Could it be any clearer?
What few critics of STR there are, cite how none of the STR staff are regular D&D players. Admittedly we have never fantasized about being groped by a kobold, but does that make us any less capable of understanding the sick, perverted ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death-cult? ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is designed to make people explore different sexual roles (aka ‘role playing’) and encourage bizarre freaky sex and homosexual acts with goblins and level 12 Lamasu.
Lord, please pray for these lost lambs who have become enamored by the paganism of ‘Dungeons & Dragons’. Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire? Any person who’s life is turned from the worship of Our Lord Jesus Christ, is a life that is lost to the devil.
Always Right
Charles
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you know what charles roast i hope you get diabetes so bad that you’ll have to give yourself insulin injections and see how me and other diabetics feel and i already know what to expect you to say you’ll say god is punishing me god can throw every ailment at me and i will be defiant even on my deathbed and reject god and reject having my soul saved i have personal reasons why i hate god but i damn sure hope you get diabetes and fall into a diabetic coma and speaking of hell charles your gonna be with the other so called christians and i will not allow preachers or pastors give me my last rights when it’s my time to die like i said i will be defiant i will never forgive god robbing me of my mother and the peace i needed to move on so i could come to terms with my mothers death. my mother was a christian and is home with the lord.but the fact he robbed of the peace i needed i will never in this life forgive god for that i will hate god until the day i die.
and charles leave people who play that alone if bothers you that much then don’t buy the damn game it’s simple as that.
how would you like it mr charles roast if you had to give yourself insulin injections twice a day like i have to huh? and i’ll tell you another damn thing maybe you need to get diabetes then you’ll know how it feels to have to give yourself injections ass clown.
Sadly, it’s true. I was a PnP gamer. I played abominations like D&D, Shadowrun, Paranoia, Cyberpunk, Arkania, Earthdawn, Warhammer RPG, Vampire, Werewolf, Mage, Changeling, Call of Cthulhu, GURPS, Lodland, TORG, 7th Sea, Scion, Unknown Armies, and many more. I was almost lost, until some good, conservative christian people saved me. My life has won structure now. I fell whole again. Heil Hitler.
Uh, nevermind that last part.
“Recently the makers of the occult game ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ embarked on an attempt to recruit more Christian-hating minions and disciples to their dark cause. They called it “Worldwide D&D Day” and it coincided with the release of the 4th edition rules of the game.”
It could also just have been an event to promote and celebrate the release of 4th edi.
“These game ‘editions’ are designed to tempt players into sick deviant evil: the 1st edition started with fairly light topics for the players, such as ‘role-playing’ beastiality and shooting heroin and other illicit drugs. But each revised edition of the game includes updates that are more dark, more infernal, more sexually depraved and outright gay then the last.”
Bull. Each edition contains rules for a full role-playing universe. The latter edition just change rules to get the game balance better and add new stuff (races, places, equipment, persons etc.).
““Worldwide D&D Day” supposedly involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf.”
Evidence or it didn´t happen. Btw: Dungeon Master is not a player class. From what few bits I know about D&D (from watching a few people in my Tabletop-gaming-club playing a few sessions) the DM is the guy that decides the settings, controls all the NPC´s and has the last say as ultimate arbitrator.
“Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals.”
Source? Besides, Friday 13th being an unlucky is nothing but old superstition.
“Recently the makers of the occult game ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ embarked on an attempt to recruit more Christian-hating minions and disciples to their dark cause. They called it “Worldwide D&D Day” and it coincided with the release of the 4th edition rules of the game.”
It could also just have been an event to promote and celebrate the release of 4th edi.
“These game ‘editions’ are designed to tempt players into sick deviant evil: the 1st edition started with fairly light topics for the players, such as ‘role-playing’ beastiality and shooting heroin and other illicit drugs. But each revised edition of the game includes updates that are more dark, more infernal, more sexually depraved and outright gay then the last.”
Bull. Each edition contains rules for a full role-playing universe. The latter edition just change rules to get the game balance better and add new stuff (races, places, equipment, persons etc.).
““Worldwide D&D Day” supposedly involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf.”
Evidence or it didn´t happen. Btw: Dungeon Master is not a player class. From what few bits I know about D&D (from watching a few people in my Tabletop-gaming-club playing a few sessions) the DM is the guy that decides the settings, controls all the NPC´s and has the last say as ultimate arbitrator.
“Most startling of all was the admission by the publisher to D&D of scheduling all “Worldwide D&D Day” follow-ups for Friday the 13th. As Christians know full well, this is a day of tremendous evil, often seen as an important day of worship for satanists and lie-berals.”
Source? Besides, Friday 13th being an unlucky is nothing but old superstition.
Oh, and your picture shows a news report about the Game Day 2007 (IE you´re a year late!) that took place on June 7th all over the globe. The company just wanted to have reports about all those events in till June 13th to write an article about it in time. AGAIN, SHELLEY´S MISINTERPRETING AN EASILY INTERPRETABLE PICTURE.
“STR researchers once again have shown the unequivocal, irrefutable connection between satanism and ‘Dungeons & Dragons’.”
Nah, you just made lying fools outta yourselves again by not providing any evidence or source. And by showing your inability to properly read.
“What few critics of STR there are, cite how none of the STR staff are regular D&D players. Admittedly we have never fantasized about being groped by a kobold, but does that make us any less capable of understanding the sick, perverted ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ death-cult? ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is designed to make people explore different sexual roles (aka ‘role playing’) and encourage bizarre freaky sex and homosexual acts with goblins and level 12 Lamasu.”
Please, for the sake of mankind, GET A PROPER DICTIONARY AND LOOK UP ROLE-PLAY.
“forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew,”
I´d rather take Cola-Mix, beer or mineral water, but otherwise this doesn´t sound too bad.
That being said, I´m off to the club. Either my Imperial GUard will have a nice little battle of 40k or were gonna do a session of Dark Heresy, the Warhammer 40k role-playing game.
The German Guy
Waiting for Warhammer 40k 5th edition.
IMPEACH BUSH!
smelley, why is it, that in the screenshot YOU posted and that YOU made, EVERYBODY can see that you’re running gnome on LINUX, most likely UBUNTU ?
PLUS, you’re weakening the american industry by using open source firefox AND SEVERAL OTHER PROGRAMS THAT YOU DIDN’T PAY A CENT FOR!
fluffy-god is VERY angry at you.
but yes, there was truth, that was exposed.
you dirty little liar, get your spanking…
HAIL ERIS!
operation smelleyweaselsmell,
once again exposing smelleyTheRecklessCunt…
Maybe I just don’t get it but I think anyone obsessed with Dungeons and Dragons would likely be a virginal nerd who needs to get a life! And fundamentalist kooks who are obsessed with an imaginary sinister agenda behind this game are also likely to be virginal nerds or marrieds who need to quit thinking sex is an unpleasant chore for procreation purposes only,need to get properly laid and get a life too! But I’m one to talk,I haven’t gotten laid in a long time since I broke up with my girlfriend and with the price of gas,etc.I’ve become an old homebody! Anyway,I’m an info junkie myself so I don’t have time for games,nor the interest! Little known facts,under reported news or news unreported by mainstream media,hidden history and various viewpoints are far more interesting and entertaining to me! And I’m way too intelligent for fundamentalist blind beliefs or religious guilt trips!
@Proud German, Isn’t “role play” when a married couple wears costumes and pretend to be strangers,then pretend to commit adultery? I guess that’s okay,as long as their married to each other. There’s no commandment in the Bible against pretend adultery! Just as long as they don’t enjoy pretend adultery too much!
“@Proud German, Isn’t “role play” when a married couple wears costumes and pretend to be strangers,then pretend to commit adultery? I guess that’s okay,as long as their married to each other. There’s no commandment in the Bible against pretend adultery! Just as long as they don’t enjoy pretend adultery too much!”
Get a dictionary. Role-playing” consists of one or several people playing a role/a character. Hell, any theatre drama is a “role-play”.
@Proud German “Oh, and your picture shows a news report about the Game Day 2007 (IE you´re a year late!) that took place on June 7th all over the globe.”
Looks like 2008 to me, only the archives referenced in it indicate 2007.
@me “why is it, that in the screenshot YOU posted and that YOU made, EVERYBODY can see that you’re running gnome on LINUX, most likely UBUNTU ?”
There is nothing linux in that screenshot, it was done using IE on Visa, I was just playing around with different window skins, etc, my article “Ubuntu – Why It Is Wrong For America” is more valid now than ever before. Jesus spits on linux users, they are the filth of the earth!
Always Right
Chuckie
You think you feel big by making jokes about diabetes?
Well Chuckie I have something to say to you.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!Charles the reject Roast III
“Looks like 2008 to me, only the archives referenced in it indicate 2007.”
My fault, but the point still stands. They announced that they wanted reports about the Game Day in till June 13th, not that Game Day is June 13th. THat being siad, if it actually is, you should have provided a better pic.
HILARIOUS!!!!
Man, if your writing weren’t so obviously satirical, this might actually sound moronic. But since it is, so obviously, satire, it’s just funny.
Thanx for the laugh.
Oh, and Charles, I could care less whether you’re using Windows or Linux, but the screenie there is obviously designed to LOOK like Ubuntu Linux. Even has their little logo at the upper left corner. In fact, a top-oriented taskbar is one of the hallmarks of Ubuntu, Linux.
So…either you’re using Ubuntu (the most likely explanation…if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck….it must be a duck!), or else you’re tampering with making your Vista look like Ubuntu Linux.
In either case, it seems to me that you’re trying to LOOK like you use Linux, which sort of gives the lie to your whole message. Aren’t we supposed to avoid every appearance of evil? lol
Of course, your site is full of nothing but humor, poking fun at religious Republicans who support Bush, so the only reason I’m actually posting this is so you can come up with an interesting way to justify yourself here that will hopefully make me laugh. :)
Cheers!
@Proud German, I’m pretty sure Billy Saul Hargus was making a joke! I’m sure he’s someone who likes playing a role! The name “Billy Sol Hargus” was the main character in the Don Imus novel “God’s Other Son” about a warped televangelist whose mind was scrambled by a “walk on water” electronic gimmick which caused him to suffer the illusion that he was God’s second son! He thought his mission was to come to Earth and write his own gospel,setting the record straight on God’s will,etc. Hilarious! I don’t know if it’s still in print,I bought a copy and read it about 15 or so years ago. The character,”Billy Sol Hargus” was based on a 70’s radio evangelist Billy James Hargus whose career was ruined by a sex scandal at his Bible College which involved students of both sexes! He originally denied it,claiming it was a communist plot to smear him,then finally confessed. Don Imus got into trouble himself recently over a joking remark that the Rutgers ladies basketball team were “nappy-headed hoes”! I think he was just kidding and didn’t realize his politically incorrect off-the-cuff wisecrack would cause the uproar it did and get him fired from his radio show,”Imus In the Morning”! That’s the way it sometimes goes with comical irreverence,people get offended! Just like when people play an over-the-top parody role but don’t let anybody in on the joke!
@Proud German, I followed your advice about looking “role play” up in a dictionary. I also looked up the words “dungeon” and “dragon”. A “dungeon” is a place where kinky sex is performed and “dragon” is a euphemism for Satan! Well I’m not about to get mixed up in that kind of goings-on! Me and the Missus will stick to doing it the old-fashioned,wholesome way! In the mercenary position,the way God intended! Praise Jesus!
“Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire?”
“Gary Gygax is burning in Hell as we speak, do ‘role-players’ want to join him, forever playing table-top games and drinking mountain dew, suffering Eternal diabetic Hellfire?”
Sign me up! sounds more like heaven than hell o_0
Aside from the burning, but that could be fixed with some air conditioning, not mention I think theres a cantrip for that…stupid splatbooks
Never mind, resist elements for the win!
http://bestpicever.com/pic-4069-History-lesson
“here is nothing linux in that screenshot, it was done using IE on Visa”
you’re using a credit card for computing? really geeky…
aren’t liars burning in hell? why has your ie a firefox icon? why does it look like linux in every way? why oh why…
your fluffy god will let you burn in fluffy hell for this!
HAIL ERIS!
operation smelleyweaselsmell
usin linux and proud of it.
I have been role-playing for years and I have a quesion.
As God is concerned with every fallen sparrow (according to Simon and Garfunkle anyway) and nothing that happens is outside of God’s plan then why oh why does he allow me to make a level 10 saving roll on LCK hence avoiding my favourite demonic character (called Phillip) being roped into a revivalist meeting that would have dropped his SAN by 100 points and necessitating him dribbling in public for ever more?
Does this not at least prove that God is on the side of Demons called Phillip?
Only when they’re called Phillip, of course.
They’re fluffier that way.
@ArtUK “Does this not at least prove that God is on the side of Demons called Phillip?”
It only proves you need to go outside and not participate in the D&D death-cult! Jesus is crying for you, crying, crying.
Always Right
“As God is concerned with every fallen sparrow (according to Simon and Garfunkle anyway) and nothing that happens is outside of God’s plan then why oh why does he allow me to make a level 10 saving roll on LCK hence avoiding my favourite demonic character (called Phillip) being roped into a revivalist meeting that would have dropped his SAN by 100 points and necessitating him dribbling in public for ever more?”
LOL! My friend and GM of our Dark Heresy campaign just read this, laughed for 2 minutes straight and is now seemignly planning on letting us poor band of inquisitorial acolytes meet a demon named Phillip. XD
Don´t take it as an insult if it gets blown up, though. My guardsmen character´s motto is after all:
“Any problem can be solved by the application of high explosives. If they don´t solve your problem, you´re not using enough.” :)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH
Why is this under Canada?
LOL! Didn’t even notice that.
I think the most accurate answer is because STR is posted on by some really insane people. lol
OH No,
PROUD GERMAN – please don’t infect your role-playing community with my Demon Phillip.
I did not come on this blog to start a new church of Phillip, I don’t want a Phllipian religion to be started just becuase I have proved that God loves Phillip. He is a bad person (Phillip not GOD) and maybe the lord on high kept Phillip out of the revival meeting to protect those inside, he moves in mysterious ways you know (again God not Phillip, Phillip just sort of shuffles and mumbles which may be strange but not exactly mysterious).
please all readers forget you ever heard of Phillip for the sake of your immortal souls.
And Charles III
I never realised Jesus does nothing but weep all day, cause if he weeps for me he must be in hysterics over what Bush is doing let alone all the Repukes on this site. Poor fellow, maybe I should invite him round for a game of D&D to cheer him up (I will even let him play Phillip if he wants to).
Art
“OH No,
PROUD GERMAN – please don’t infect your role-playing community with my Demon Phillip.
I did not come on this blog to start a new church of Phillip, I don’t want a Phllipian religion to be started just becuase I have proved that God loves Phillip. He is a bad person (Phillip not GOD) and maybe the lord on high kept Phillip out of the revival meeting to protect those inside, he moves in mysterious ways you know (again God not Phillip, Phillip just sort of shuffles and mumbles which may be strange but not exactly mysterious).”
Erm, don´t be afraid. Dark Heresy plays in the Warhammer 40k-Universe and the PC´s are members of the so-called Imperial Inquisition. The only thing these guys do with demons can be summarrised with the following words: PURGE IT WITH FIRE! So our GM pretty much wants to have Phillip as a deamonhost for our party to pulp. My Guardsmen is already getting his demo-charges ready. :)
jesus is crying crying crying well give the son of a bitch a box of kleenex and tell jesus to shut the fuck up.better yet give the son of a bitch a couple of midols then he’ll quit bitching and crying.
@whattheheck let him keep making jokes about diabetes he won’t be laughing if and when he should come down with diabetes and he has to give himself insulin injections.always wrong will get whatever fate he deserves.
i do not agree with alot of what STR says about satanism but i am however beginning to see why they are so against it i was watching a show called pact with the devil on investigation discovery and they were talking about how some satanic cults perform human sacrafice and they were talking about this one dude who was a satanist who killed his parents this guy cut his own fathers head off cause he said he needed it for a satanic ritual and they were talking about some other satanist’s who broke into a house and killed some people. i do believe however that some satanic cults who do perform human sacrifice should be investigated though.
and i would like to just say i don’t mean to offend anybody who is a satanist i apologize if i offend you.
but i am beginning to see why STR is so against satanism.
@Sara Carter,
Sara, going to make a wild stab in the dark here but I am going to guess that you are blonde.
am I right?
Art
@ArtUK no i’m not art but she is right about some of the things about satanism and don’t ever talk to me again and by the way ArtUk and if i were you got a problem with blondes? i’m a red head and i’m damn proud of it please don’t talk to me again thank you.
and artuk what you were you implying by asking me if i’m blonde? whatever you were trying to imply i don’t take to kindly to and that really pissed me off and offended me.
+Sara Carter
I thought my question to be quite innocent and yet you seem to infer insult, this must come from your own opinions on what being blonde means.
I would never stoop so low as to make sweeping generalisations about a significant portion of the world population based on something as irrelevant as hair colour, or skin colour, choice of religion etc.
Before complaining about the mote in your brother’s eye, do something about the beam in your own – or something like that.
Well, the two most known and overtly homosexuals, and I hate to say it because they’re on our side, are:
Shaun Hanity
John “Johnnie” Gibson, sometimes sit-in for O’Reilly
…there’s probably other, but we haven’t looked them up
Yours in Christ, J.D. Hintz
PS: Jesus may make the laws in the here after, but we make the laws here, so all you liberials better ger right before we find you after the up coming election, which will be the last!
AHAHAHAHAHA, I ridicule at you lady.
I r-i-d-i-c-u-l-e at you.
I agree that DnD is one pretty awful game, pastime, obsession.. but then so is hating.. ANYONE! ~ Jesus, our Saviour, didn’t come into the world to condemn the world, but that the world, {that’s the whole world.. Canada, Germany, wherever!}, through Him might be saved. I don’t know wherrre this place gets the idea that the world, and even the very Love of God, stops at the boundries of America! ..squirrely notion to say the least!
Canada is a beauuuutiful country! DnD is a horrrrrible game, and addiction!
Patrice, you are spouting a different kind of ignorance. I’ve played D&D. Great fun. I ran a game called Hackmaster for a couple years with a group of Christian friends. Great fun.
However, to call it an addiction is to cheapen the word “addiction”. Go talk to a heroin addict. Go talk to someone addicted to meth. Then come talk to me about D&D being an addiction. You’ll see the difference.
And I am a Christian. I read the Word of God on a daily basis. I pray many times in a day. I am a husband, and I am a father, and adherence to the Word of God is of the utmost importance to me.
D&D is an excellent game, which teaches mental math, resourcefulness, and problem solving skills. Gamers, as a group, are a far healthier group of individuals than many you can get involved with. And your ignorance is truly sad.
Bwa ha ha ha!
Oh wow…
Wait this is serious?
Touche’, Taliesin! I am indeed relatively “ignorant” of this game, in that I have never actually played it.. neither have I played Russian roulette, or strip poker. Not that these mindless games are on the same intellectual level as D&D, but, point being, I have no more interest in them than I would the former. I just would have no reason to consider persuing games that bear names like Dungeons and Dragons, Hackmaster.. or games that use weapons, and involve blood, or bringing harm to anyone, {real or imaginary}. What is loving, or positive, or enlightening about any of that? ..Heck, I won’t even play a video game with kids that involve “shooting” ducs!! LOL ~ I like more peaceful modes of entertainment. ..Although.. I do watch detective shows, {fiction and non}, quite often.. Everything from Sherlock Holmes, and Perry Mason to Law & Order, so I do enjoy some intrigue.
Ignorant? No.. I’m not. Inexperienced, yes! I’ve never been ”addicted” to any drugs, but or substances. There are, however, many kinds of addiction.. like gambling for instance. Is it better that the slot-machine addict, in the hole for a $50,000 claims Christianity? NO! It’s a terrible, viscious circle, whatever the addiction, however you slice it!
Is it ignorant to say Canada is dreadful, sinful country because they have a D&D convention/gathering? OF COURSE it is!
Peace!~+~
See, the problem is, this is exactly where a lack of ignorance might have helped you when formulating your argument. What is loving, positive or enlightening about D&D? (Since we’re talking about D&D, here, and not Duck Hunt.) For one, the concept of resourcefulness. You were exploring a subterranean stronghold (since the term dungeon obviously has connotations to which you object) and suddenly, you step on a trigger plate, causing large iron bars to block your progress both forward and back. Coming up with a creative and resourceful solution to this puzzle will carry a reward. Same with problem solving.
For another, how about friendship and companionship? When we played D&D and Hackmaster, it was all about gathering with Christian brothers and sisters, and enjoying one another’s company. There was food, there were jokes, and good times were had by everyone at the table. Working together to solve problems, put one’s character in harm’s way to save the life of a compatriot…those were good times. Tell me what is evil or problematic about fellowship, and I’ll tell you to look at the Bible.
Finally, I continue to take exception to your claim that D&D is an addiction. You enjoy detective novels? What a sad, sad addiction. You know, there are people out there who spend way too much money on these books, and on such movies. They neglect their family to spend time in their fantasy world of detectives. What a horrible, vicious circle. Oh wait, you don’t want to equate people’s “addictions” with the genre of detective novels? Well, that’s weird. You did it for D&D. The game is not an addiction. It’s a pastime. Like football, sports, reading, movies, board games, etc. It’s a way to spend time (socially). Because some people spend too much time playing D&D or any of the other pastimes I listed, you want to vilify the game, itself? That is a jump in logic that doesn’t make any sense at all.
So you ARE ignorant of what these games are. You say you’re not ignorant simply because you’ve not been addicted to one of these games. I say you are ignorant because you’re making unsubstantiated claims about something about which you know nothing.
You mention gambling, and again you equate the pastime with the addiction. I have played slot machines, though I generally don’t find them very interesting. But I was not addicted to it. I could have spent the same amount of money on anything that was entertaining or interesting to me. Based on your claims about D&D, we’d have to vilify everything that anyone has ever been addicted to, because the addiction is not a character flaw, or a weakness in a person, apparently. The addiction is the THING itself. There, again, is your jump in logic.
D&D teaches a great many skills, and is an excellent way to fellowship with fellow believers. I can’t wait for my son to be old enough so I can create an adventure rife with moral lessons, to help demonstrate important values pertinent to the Christian faith. In addition, I can’t wait for the conversations about moral dilemmas with which he was presented in the game, which do more to solidify values and logic in his mind than much that is out there to occupy his time.
With regards to whether or not you have an interest in these games, that is of less concern to me. I have no interest in most contemporary Christian music, as I find the music to be dull, the lyrics to be emotionally-manipulating and the theology of said lyrics to be questionable at best. But to say I have no interest in something is a far cry from calling it evil or to make baseless claims about it, which is what you have done. At least familiarize yourself with what these games ARE before making claims about them.
Also, I do not claim Christianity, Patrice. Christ has claimed me. I did not choose Him, but He chose me. It is a very important distinction.
HAHAAAA~ i LOVVVVVE this one Talisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’tr ABsoLUTELY RiGHT!!! About Christian music that is! WELL said!
You make A LOT of GREAT POINTS! And, but for your insistance I am ignorant, you are sO RiGHT ON about A LOT of things!
Yes, as they say, AnYthing in moderation, and I shouldn’t judge, but you know.. to be fair, D&D really isn’t a game usually associated with the Christian mindset, is it?? I don’t think you’re addicted. As long as you’re just gathering with friends you know, that’s pretty harmless… I guess Ij’ve watched too many Law & Order episodes with whaced-out nut jobs taking it to such extremes as to act out the game with real people, leading to no good end for the guy enduring entrapment, torture, and so on by the guys in the bad guy role..
LOL~ I may be an addict..to television, but I could never be an adict to detective books, because I don’t read voraciously, or consistantly enough to become one.. darn it! Somehow, reading makes me sleepy.. Oh, would that I could absorb a book a day like my some people!
Peace~+~
““Please have all Game Day reports in to us by Friday June 13th.”
The unequivocal, irrefutable statement from the publisher of D&D showing the link between role-playing games and satanism. Could it be any clearer?”
uhhhh…yeah, actually, it could. Let’s see, did it come out in a month where the 13th was a Friday? I thought so. One word for ya, Jew: co-in-ci-dence. yeah, coincidence is a real word, google it. everyone who works for STR is a Jew, and will burn in hell. I will ply D&D for the rest of my life, as soon as I find a place to play, and I’ll need some friends who play it. After I get done playing it, I will play Legend of Zelda. Then I will stand before the gates of Heaven, and they will open, then I will laugh at you Jews of STR and walk through, then I will laugh at you again, and I will laugh at you every day for eternity.
Sounds to me like someone really needs to get laid!! Of course, that will never happen with an attitude like that!
If someone had treated my child like the ice cream child was treated I would march straight to your house and dot your eye! How stupid to try controlling children with fear. The parents of every last one of those children should have dragged your ass into the street and beat you senseless.
It is funny to see so many XXX movie cases scanned or downloaded. Someone has either been very busy raiding their own stash or has been even more busy choking the clown while “researching”.
So, you have cigarette butts in your house? How would God feel about you polluting not only your lungs but also the lungs of poor, defenseless children with a foreign substance? What if there was a gay, lesbian, or an African American that touched that pack before you bought it?!?! OH MY GOD!!! You are going straight to HELL! Do not pass go, do not collect $200!
Don’t forget, fag is another term for a cigarette. Technically you have been putting fags in your mouth!HA, HA-That makes you QUEER!!!!
I am curious about this post. I have to assume that it is satirical, because if it was serious, the author would likely provide links to some sort of evidence to support their claims. After all, that is the standard method of supporting one’s research. However, I don’t see any research here, I see that someone visited the D&D website and saw that Friday the 13th was a deadline for something. Hence, I hope this post is satirical.
Dear Charles, if this was designed to make people laugh, or to appear foolish so as to provoke comment, then excellent work, you have succeeded admirably. If it was anything but, then I have to question your intentions. They were certainly not to research and discover a link between Dungeons and Dragons and Satanism, because of the many things you have espoused in this article, only three of them were true.
A) The 4th edition of the D&D rules was released on a day that they proclaimed to be D&D day. They thought it was clever. They were mistaken. But that is their mistake to make.
B) Gary Gygax is dead. This was not so much stated as inferred, but it is true.
C) They did ask for players to let them know what kind of fun was had on the aforementioned ‘D&D day’ before Friday the 13th.
Everything else that followed in your article had no basis in reality, from the insistence that 1st edition D&D rules involved illegal drug usage and bestiality, to the statement that if a soul turns away from Jesus Christ, he is forever condemned. There is no basis to either of these statements, neither in D&D rules, nor in the religion you imply you are a part of. Indeed, the bible speaks of forgiveness, and metaphorically of infinite forgiveness, even.
According to the book from which your implied religion is based, no soul is beyond saving, should they turn to Jesus Christ as their path to God, even those who had once turned their back on him.
Once more, if your intent was to make people laugh at the wildly unfounded accusations that you flung in this article, then I commend you for your success. If you were serious, then please, not just for the sake of intelligent research and writing, but for the sake of those who practice the same religion as you… Do not speak without understanding the subjects on which you speak, be it D&D or the tenets of Christianity as a whole. If this article is any indication, you understand neither. Pray on the matter, and do not be so foolish again.
meh, 4th edition was a let down in my opinion, but D&D is still fun.
My favorite campaign I played the dumbest warlock on earth, by the end of the campaign I had lost a hand, been attcked by a rabid rat, and been lit on fire multiple times. It was hilarious.
(what games did you observe with sexualy themed campaigns chales? Never seen anything like that)
sorry, charles, mangled your name.
You’re hitting pong lil’ too hard man.
Brb, grabbin’ my liberal friends, and raising GG’s sexy, sexy corpse.
More comedy gold! I can’t believe it, but you actually managed to out-do yourself in the hilarity and trolling deparments. How can I have missed out on all this for so long? The part about “supposedly involved mass orgies secretly broadcast across the web by participants dressed as trolls and ogres and goths, followed-up by a global seance in an attempt to raise Gary Gygax’s corpse to life as a multi-class lvl 32 Dungeon Master / Barbarian ambidextrous half-elf” was funny enough to nearly make me fall out of my chair.
Still, might want to watch out for the word ’supposedly’. You’ve done great work building up a ‘credible history’ as a researcher to make the laughs more authentic, but ’supposedly’ hints that you didn’t actually do the research. Nobody likes a lazy satirist, so do try to change this in future acts.
Still, might want to watch out for the word ’supposedly’.
The word ’supposedly’ doesn’t even exist in the article! What a ninny!
Always Right
The bible teaches in the Book of Romans that if one esteems a day he does so unto the LORD if a Man does esteem a day he does so unto the LORD so that, other instruction from GODS word is to avoid old wives tales and foolishness that blows up Friday the 13th. let me ask why do you worry about exposing the devil when you should be pointing to JESUS CHRIST. but do keep posting I enjoy our little visits.
Sorry, Charles D & D has nothing to do with the devil, on that subject would not your time be better spent pointing people to JESUS CHRIST rather than expose the devil. As to Friday the 13th BIBLE teaches us to have nothing to do with this sort of old wives tales.