Comments on: Yoga – The Open door to Hell

By: Bobby

Bobby — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:07:43 +0000

The paid advertisement for porn was really the icing on the cake.

By: Elfboy

Elfboy — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 17:14:22 +0000

Wow, I’m amazed when I read the comments that no one recognizes sarcasm when they see it. I thought this article was too freakin’ funny. But seeing all the idiots who think Shelley is real is even funnier.

By: Jim the Yogi

Jim the Yogi — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 03:03:03 +0000

Dear Shelly,
You’re a butt-fuckin’ retard. Did you ever hear about Jesus weight lifting or roller blading? No.. does that mean that they are satanic acts? No. Good wives and mothers do yoga, because they want to maintain strength and flexibility as they age. I will only marry a woman that takes care of herself. I am a straight man, I am a yoga instructor, all of my male friends are either gay or very eccentric (because I don’t like regular guys, they’re too fucking stupid and competitive). None of my gay friends do yoga, and I’ve never met a gay guy that does. Anyway if these talented fellas can suck their own cocks good for them, that way they don’t need cunts like you to do it, not that you would anyway.. after all, Jesus never sucked cock. Fuck your god and fuck your Jesus and fuck you.

By: ben

ben — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:53:48 +0000

you need to get laid!

By: Hell Fire

Hell Fire — Fri, 14 May 2010 09:53:44 +0000

So let me get it straight… Yoga is bad but surfing the net for hours looking for porn stars doing yoga is God’s work…

By: Gavin

Gavin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:49:52 +0000

Omg if you cannot do yoga then you have to do something for an exercis!! I’m not even Cristian for god sake (lol)all I did was just randomly arcing the internet and saw all the goddamn(lol) things on how yoga is from Satan!!!I don’t care what the bible says and for all I care you are as predgitus as all other religions..

By: jimmygoddard

jimmygoddard — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:48:27 +0000

How Christain can Shelley actually be? Honestly she claims to support murdering Yogaists, which isn’t a word Shelley but good effort. Ever heard of thou shalt not murder thy neighbor.

Read the article again, Shelley did not call for Yogaists to be murdered. We are 100% opposed to murder.

On the other hand, God’s law is clear: The punishment for blasphemy is death and practitioners of yoga are clearly sinners who deserve to die in the eyes of God. The bible is abundantly clear on this matter.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy

By: Shelley is Lesbian

Shelley is Lesbian — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:25:23 +0000

How Christain can Shelley actually be? Honestly she claims to support murdering Yogaists, which isn’t a word Shelley but good effort. Ever heard of thou shalt not murder thy neighbor. Well Shelley I do believe you are now damned to hell. I guess we’ll be seeing you there, I hear Satan teaches a Yoga 3 class, and you know it gets hot down there. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

By: Hank

Hank — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 08:16:46 +0000

I honestly thought this website was a joke, HAHAHA. I don’t know what is more disturbing, the photo-shopped porn images that shelley “the republican” posted ALL OVER her own website; clearly this took some time and thought. Or the fact that this person “Shelley” actually lives and preaches her life according to the literal translation of the bible and anything that isn’t explicitly deemed good or pure in the bible is somehow sinful. I never comment on anything online but this I felt was my civic duty. LOVE LIVE, LOVE YOGA, Namaste you guys!

By: A

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:08:35 +0000

It is wrong to apply the image of Christ upon the private parts of those people in the fotos. It is a blasfemy, regardless of the subject of the post. I feel the fotos are harmfull for me as a christian anyway.
Yoga IS bad.

By: mlungo

mlungo — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:55:39 +0000

It seems that I don’t have to do too much arguing since all of your fallacious logic has already been refuted. I will say that it’s people like you that are equating “republican” with words like “uninformed” and “closed-minded.” If you are going to write about topics so foreign to you as the ancient practice of yoga and meditation then you should probably do a bit of preliminary research so you can at least make a good argument. Writing off everything that isn’t explicitly stated as “good” in the bible as an act of sin is rather ignorant. Also I’m pretty sure your morals are against looking up porn but it seems you did a fair bit of THAT before writing this entry. I suppose Christianity as a whole is familiar with bending the rules for those in power. And you as the author are in power, aren’t you.

By: Satan

Satan — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:18:27 +0000

Hello, My fellow American citizen!
I’m happy to see that you’re practicing my beloved religion, Christianity! And had, of course, ignored the religion poor Jesus created for your own safety, Catholicism D:
Yup, I LOVE yoga, and of course, I Love AMERICA!
I’m Republican, and maybe you know me by the name of GOD :D
Praise God, and ask him for more petroleum!
Love you guys,

XOXO

The Devil :)

BTW, I LOVED the paid advertisement! It’s about some Desktop strippers, you know? “VirtuaGirl HD: She lives and Strips on your Desktop!”
You are damned because of that! :D
Cheers!

By: Oh dear

Oh dear — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:12:42 +0000

Jesus never ate a kit-kat chunky either people, I’m sure God wouldn’t mind if we shot those walking down the street eating one.
OH WAIT they weren’t invented back then!
But then again, when has things not being around in the times of Jesus where he, sadly, didn’t manage to spare time from the bible’s description of a rather busy life, stopped it being used as a tool to prove a point that, well, doesn’t exist?