No.

“Are you having butt-sex?”

No. But may be I should ask My girlfriend about that, you know, life is short and you cant go without feeling everything this world has to give.

“Are you a pedophile?”

No.

“Are you stealing and cheatin’?”

No, Not in real life that is.

“Are you a homosexual?”

No.

“Are you masturbating?”

Not Really.

“Are you watching porn?”

Even If I wanted, I can´t.

“DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A LIBERAL???”

OF COURSE !!!

I mean, I keep peace with everyone, I loathe violence, I dont like discrimination or things like that. I mean you are a christian, you should know about that.

Ah, Yes, If God is omnipotent, why does he let live liberals in first place, and whats more, why does he let lucifer live?

-Wraith

Are you confused, slut? You should take a time out, seriously.
”

Are you kidding me Shelley? You called one of the females a ‘slut’.. Do you KNOW her? Do you live next door to her? Have you seen her in a manner conducive to slut-like behavior? Are you Bi-Polar and completely off your medication…

This is typical trailer park types of attacks that will continue to haunt the republican party until it finally dissolves in a heap of goo and snot. Are there any of the republicans out there that have higher than a 3rd grade education and haven’t procreated a child with a directly linked family member?

That aside, a few interesting Satan ideas spring to mind;
1) Satan’s a fallen angel… therefore his appearance would be angelic; he’d be beatiful.

2) The idea that Satan can take, and maintain, a realm means one of two things: either God is *not* omnipotent *OR* God condones the use of Hell and supplies his enemy, Satan, with souls.

“And don´t throw around the nazi-bat, it´s tiring”
-No doubt eh? That’s like all STR has *ever* used against you mate.

Anyway my internet is wonderfully broken so I’m out for the night,
-Wraith

Too bad that I consider myself a moderate liberal.

And don´t throw around the nazi-bat, it´s tiring, bothersome and very telling about your character and education.

For the record: i hate the fucking nazis for ruining my country. Ain´t gonna happen again.

“good comeback hun”

I presume you meant me. Thanks. (As a bavarian, I resen that somewhat. ;) )

“Besides, Satan was an angel that fell because he tried to overthrow God (or at least that’s one of the theories)… So why would he create a polar opposite to heaven? Doesn’t that help God more than Satan? Wouldn’t it be more logical for him to rule over a domain greater than heaven?”

To substitute another little tidbit: Look at the scene before and after Lucifer´s rebellion. Before it, god rules everything. After it, Lucifer rules hell, NOT god. Whoever said that Lucifer lost has a really funny definition of loosing. :)

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!

this is so contradicting!! i mean Satan was against god! and if you dont believe in god you are in theory against god…that would make use equall to satan then!
he would be playing video games with us not pour salt on our wounds!

Bear with me as I shake off the dust and crack my knuckles.

“He is what makes America great”
-Despite their having nothing to do with each other? Impressive.

“He is the only source of hope, the only source of morality”
-That’s almost pathetic… you need an ancient martyr to be moral? I pity you. Morality exists without Chrisianity, look at Bhuddism.

“Dear Friend:
Are you taking drugs? Are you having butt-sex? Are you a pedophile? Are you stealing and cheatin’? Are you a homosexual? Are you masturbating? Are you watching porn? Are you doing all of the above, in short: DO YOU CALL YOURSELF A LIBERAL???”
-Hahahahaha… nice. How about you STR? Are you killing?Beating innocents? Hating? Do you call yourselves republicans?

“If you can answer one or more of the above questions with “yes”, then there are only two possible ways to go for you.

1. Stop sinning and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.
2. Burn in hell.”
-Hmm, Heaven seems a pretty restrictive place for “paradise”, suppose I’ll see everybody in hell.

“you wont feel the urge to have gay sex.”
-What in the hell? Are you saying that you have to be in heaven to not feel the urge to have gay sex? I can’t help but wonder about the author…

“In Heaven you will meet Jesus. He will give you a loving hug and show you around”
-Careful though, it’s all secretly a test… you have to be uncomfortable and questioning about Jesus’ man hug, any good STR’ian would.

” You will spend eternity in everlasting bliss.”
-Assuming you follow their ridiculous rules… Heaven is a restrictive place these days… It’s like the exclusive club everybody wants into until they reaize it’s full of old rich boring people that are afraid of their own shadows…

“You will start drinking and having more butt-sex”
-Great punishment… That gay man that (according to STR) found his way to Hell through drinking and anal is *really* going to regret his actions when his days are filled with drinking and anal…

“You will start mutilating yourself, just to feel the pain”
-Hahaha, or, in other words, you turn Emo! ‘The bleeding let’s me know I’m alive!’

“He will rip the skin from your body and when you pass out from terrible pain”
-Pain is a human defensive response to prevent death… after death is pain really relevant?

“This will go on for all eternity”
-After a certain point there’d be nothing Satan could do to you… eventually you’d be used to it, or too destroyed to care… Satan really hasn’t much going for him… If I see Hell I plan to make it Hell for Satan.

There’s an old saying, one of my personal favourites:
“It is better to rule in Hell, than to serve in Heaven”
I’ll see you guys during the revolt.

Besides, Satan was an angel that fell because he tried to overthrow God (or at least that’s one of the theories)… So why would he create a polar opposite to heaven? Doesn’t that help God more than Satan? Wouldn’t it be more logical for him to rule over a domain greater than heaven?

Perhaps not my best article rip… but what can I say? I’m out of practice. Take it easy all,
-Wraith