The Danger of Lollipops – Conditioning young Girls to perform ORAL SEX!
Dear Friends
Did you ever notice that almost all companies selling sweets, especially lollipops are firmly in lie-beral hands? Chupa Chups the world leading producer of “sucking candy” is supporting the democrat party with huge donations, every year. Why you ask? Because lie-berals have a strong tendency to child-sex and therefore one of their main objective is the conditioning of young girls to perform oral sex and/or to advance the skills of those already performing oral sex for their own perverse satisfaction. Lieberals and homosexuals have teamed up to corrupt your youth.
The act of sucking is quite instinctive and natural. Toddlers suck at their mothers nipples in order to satisfy their hunger. In later years the child might suck his/her thumb in order to re-create the sense of absolute security at their mother’s breast. Later again disgusting, perverse lieberals are using this urge to suck to pressure their girlfriends, wives or daughters to perform oral sex by sucking their penis. This sickening fact is one more reason for the need of martial law and the ensuing capturing and locking up of lieberals and homosexuals.
Basic rule: Lieberals want to abuse your daughters, gays want to abuse your sons.
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We have to look back at the good old times when Jesus walked through America, bringing His message of hope and prosperity. Did Jesus have oral sex? NO, and neither should you.
Folks, please don’t allow your child to suck lollipops! Please don’t let lieberal policy corrupt your child’s mind. Thanks for reading through this article, dealing with this terrible controversial issue. I appreciate your loyal readership.
All the best. Your friend and Republican leader,
Shelley N. Goodman
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shelley your a hypocrite and a liar.
Hi Shelley – I remember to my childhood and many younger kids still like such lollipops, because you have a candy on a stick – that means, if you have enough, you can take this gluey, sticky candy out of your mouth and you can lay this on a paper or a disk and your fingers are still clean. That`s the general idea behind.
Shelley, you will remember of – no kid licks or sucks a lollipop – they put the whole candy (lollipop) into their mouth and and hold the wood or plastic stick with their lips. This stick stands outside.
And what`s about ice lollies or ice cream on a stick?? We have a lot of icecream, which are on a wooden of plastic stick as well. Do you actually believe, this can influence kids to get wrong sexual phantasies?
The wrong sexual phantasy have adults only – not the children!
I try to understand all of your arcticles and I agree sometimes as well. I think, this lollipop case is a bit too far over the top.
I agree with all these commercial placats for instant, on which we have a young blond woman, she sucks on a lollipop or ice cream – this can trigger sexual phantasies by adults only – and not by kids.
You was a kid and me too – and I had no sexual phantasies in my childhood by licking a lollipop.
Peter Vienna – Athens
nicely said peter.
Does anyone remember a 1950’s pop hit song “Lollipop”?
Not ringin’ any bells. Just don’t remind Shelley of milk duds. God hates them because the gunk gets stuck in his teeth. Same reason candy apples are damned to hell for all eternity. A shame, when you think about it. Can you imagine it? A bunch of lollipops, milk duds, and candy apples jumping around in agony.
It’s actually kinda funny. Like STR! It all makes sense now…
youuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaareee stuuuuuupid….
“We have to look back at the good old times when Jesus walked through America, bringing His message of hope and prosperity.” FYI Jesus was never in America, you stupid nut…
you could probably make some connections between lollipops and oral sex, BUT that is AFTER you have some KNOWLEDGE of the concept ORAL SEX… if I have no knowledge to oral sex, never heard the word and had never thought about it, I highly doubt licking a lollipop would make me think of anything perverted, let alone thinking of doing oral sex… I’d just be happy for the candy I got on a stick…
please don’t put imaginations into our minds, especially the children’s minds, when they do not think of such things before you tell them that they’re thinking of it… you CAN’T think of something, which you DON’T know about, simple as that… e.g. If I didn’t know about lets see the television, I wouldn’t think about the television when I saw a fish tank? or something just rectangular, thinking about a tv when i see it..
get real shelley.
peeps i just have a feeling she’s gonna bitch,whine,and complain about bananas lol.shelley it’s just harmless candy for crying out loud so you gotta lick suck it and eat it big friggin deal.
as a kind of alternative dude… I don’t eat much candy. I see your point… but the whole lollipop thing being a blow job is an old metaphor. It cycles through pop culture. The recent growth is because of the song. “Lollipop”… yes like usual written by a gay dude. (those fags are good at music)
Shelley are you married? …you are missing out on the fun.
I get my Shiksa to lick my lollypop every night.
I hate it when someone tires to attach a solution to a problem (not that this is a problem either way) and it has nothing to do with the original issue. Stop going off the real issue god damn it. Invest your money and time into something serious. Okay, get this, GOP, STR hasn’t raised one penny for it, you act die-hard but your not even a good republican. :P you SUCK shelley.
hahahaha good one Noah David Simon.XD
The only thing this tells me is that Shelley probably sucks [egad !] at oral sex and her husband has never felt the deep satisfaction of receiving oral sex from her.
That in turns tells me that Shelley has very probably never received quality oral sex herself and does not know the ecstasy that it can bring.
And Shelley: if God did not intend for you to feel any of these wonderful feelings and glorious delights he would not have given you and your husband the body parts to enjoy them, right? Right? It would be silly for God to go through all this trouble to build you this way but then refusing you the pleasure of enjoying them. Like getting a car but you can’t start the engine. What’s the point, right? God has made us perfect, has he not? He made us in his image, did he not? He -wants- us to use our bodies like he designed them, does he not?
“That in turns tells me that Shelley has very probably never received quality oral sex herself and does not know the ecstasy that it can bring.”
It was something like 80% of all women can only orgasm by oral.
George/Link,
y’all are DISGUSTING! Oh my God. I feel very sorry for you.
Y’all need to hang your head in shame right now.
Shelley
I shit you not shelley, most women need more stimulation than just a mans parts can put out.
Shelley, I just think you’re a bit weird -.- they’re not wrong in any sense, whereas you are wrong in any sense… If I now had e.g. a 10 year old daughter who asked for a lollipop, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second and buy her one. It would never cross my mind that she would mistake it for oral sex, neither would it for anyone else except you. UNLESS some sick ass parent already told a young girl, that she isn’t allowed to have lollipops, because they’re the alternate version of licking a d***, thus giving her disgusting images each time she saw a lollipop or even just seeing a man. It just doesn’t make any sense, that you would take such a harmless candy from a child, just because YOU, the parent, connects it to oral sex.
Alright, I can agree with you on, that on many adult pictures, films etc., they can be using some kind of a lollipop to “increase the effect” which men see it. Maybe the woman will seem cuter, I don’t know. BUT it doesn’t have any relations to a child eating a candy.
it’s not the same, Shelley my dear, you’re making a little mistake here. Try to look a little lighter upon things :)
rofl shelley got grossed out hahahaha omfg link now that my friend was legendary and i loved that could’nt stop laughing rofl.
aw come on shelley don’t knock it untill you tried it.
Shelly wants to lick my lolipop. It’s true!
“Oh my God.”
Hey, isn’t it bad to use the Lords name in vein. Ambver, I’m gonna tell on you! Your gonna go to Hell!
Lollipops=evil.
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This is just surreal.
[Quote]We have to look back at the good old times when Jesus walked through America, bringing His message of hope and prosperity. Did Jesus have oral sex? NO, and neither should you.[/quote]
As long as we are going to look back at the “good old times”, did Jesus drive a car? I guess you shouldn’t drive a car either. Did jesus own a home?, I guess you shouldn’t own a house either. Did Jesus get married? Again no, I guess marriage should be forbidden, a damnable sin. Did Jesus bathe regularly? Again no, better stop bathing each morning. He didn’t use the telephone or internet either.
Your a nut, childrens minds are not that perverse, you have problems and should probably seek professional help.
I’d give you a phone number to a shrink in your area but i don’t know where your from.
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I think this blog is a satire kind of like loslonelygirl19. I think you are actually a bunch of agnostic college kids trying to make a big joke. It is not actually possible that real Christian fundamentalists would put such raunchy stuff on their site. Although, I have to say, I’m kind of disappointed now that I’m convinced this is fake. The notion that you actually wrote and believed some of this stuff made me laugh so hard, I cried at some points. But I still think you’re clever.
Another half-baked article by a half-baked person. Are you freaking serious? lollipops train for oral sex? and that penis shaped on.. geez, are you reaching far enough out there for this one? At best, that ‘pop’ is sold in adult only stores. and I am sure that there are law prohibiting the sale of it to a minor. Do you make this stuff up, or do you hire people to do it for you?
Another thing, Can you prove to me Jesus EVER walked the planet as a holy man? I mean besides what is written in the fiction called the bible… For a historical document to be true, it must have supporting sources, the bible has NO supporting sources…
geez people. ever heard of satire?
What a coincidence!!!
I’m a democrat and I give great head! Who would have thought! I don’t really like suckers, though, unless they squirt cum in my mouth.
I am wasting waaaaaaaaay too much time that I will never get back on this fucking website.
Hey! I know someone who’s going to hell FOR SURE!!! Starts with an “S” and ends with a “helley”! It rhymes! Shelley’s goin to helley!!! YAY!
Also, I have a weird feeling that your 15 year old daughter, Lisa, is going to murder you some day.
yes bob we have sio shut up and give it a rest.
sucking a lollipop has noting to do with anything sexual. Its all how you lick it. I have a 2 yr old daughter and she loves lollipops. If you have a seductive look on your face and in your eyes. Then yes its sexual but if not its perfectly fine.
Shelly, oral is quite nice. I bet you would like it if you had it done on you.
“We have to look back at the good old times when Jesus walked through America”
were in the fucking bible does it say that jesus even KNEW america existed?
where abouts in that STUPID mistranslated OVERLOOKED fucked up old book does it say that shelley?
Lolly Pops?! My gosh. IT’S A CANDY FOR GOSH SAKES! It’s a sugary candy intended for small children. The candy was never meant to be used as a sextoy! And it probably never will be. And your 15 year old daughter isn’t a pervert, so give her the FREAKIN lolli pop. I know sex offenders who’s minds are more inappropriate than yours.
And oh my gosh. Why do you have to blame everything on homosexuals?! And Liberals, well actually I don’t really give a shit about Liberals. Not every homosexual person is out to get little boys. True, there are some twisted up guys. But I’m gay, yet have I ever had sex with someone that much younger than me? NO! And What the Hell? You want to lock me up because of my sexual orientation?! I’ve had that all my life! I was never going to be able to change it, and I don’t want to either! You sicken me Shelly.
Oh and by the way, I could care less about what the Bible says. I’m not even Christian for the most part. I’m more of a Buddhist.
Than you mommy for stopping me from sucking lollipops. Its so much more fun sucking daddy’s and the milkman’s cock’s instead. I love you so much. I want to be just like you when I grow up. I can’t wait for the day that you take me with you to the ranch, when I can suck all the horses and bulls cocks and drink their semen just like you do.
To all those who criticize my mom, ” YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS RETARDS”. My mom, Shelly Goodman, is a true American, and the best role model the world has to offer. I give great blowjobs and rimjobs thanks to her. To all of you who say that my mom is cruel of intolerant, ‘You have no idea what you are talking about. You don’t know her at all.”
She is extremely kind and tolerant. When we sleep at night, our dog is awake guarding us against the evil of negros, wetbacks and blonds. Every morning, without fail, my mom rewards him. Not with doggy biscuits like you blond and negro misers would do, but she gets down on her knees and sucks his thick red penis until he fills her mouth with his semen. And she doesn’t stop until his dogknot goes down and he pulls his penis out of her mouth.
How many of you can attest to such kindness. That’s my mom, Shelly N Goodman. Keep up the good work mom. I’m proud of you.
First of all ShellyJR (not related at all to Shelly Goodman) you are BOTH sick, both you and Shelly Goodman. Shellyjr you may be criticizing Ms. Goodman and I will too, however, what you said just drives her ridiculous point home and makes you look more perverted than Ms. Goodman herself. Shame on you for not setting a better example of a respectable young girl. (Oops, you probably dont even know what one is.)
Ms. Goodman, I am a conservative republican and it is sick warped people like you who give US a bad name!!!!!
I grew up on lollipops you dork!!!!!!!
For you to actually connect an innocent child sucking on a lollipop to sex really says a lot about your warped mind. Thats just perverted!!!
My kids “Deep throat” banannas without realizing how THAT looks so I supposed we should cut up bannans for our kids until they are adults right?
Lori B.
embarassed to be in the same political party as you
I wonder what would happen if a white woman married a black man? wouldn’t she then be responsible for obeying him? And then what if he turned out to be abusive? Would it be okay for her to leave him?
“Friend”?
I’d rather be friends with a Down syndrome-diagnosed baboon than you Republicunts.
Cipher
if you will read my post a few above yours, you will see that I too am embarassed to be in the same party as this sick pervert. So please do not say “you republicans”. for it is idiots like her who give “us republicans” a bad name. However, it is typical of liberals to generalize like that and this is what gives YOU a bad name. “us republicans” aren’t all wacko right wing extremists ok? Extremeists are a very very small minority. I dont know a single republican who would support this woman’s forum. She is not “one of us”. Also think of all the downs syndrom folks and their families you may be offending. And what language you have….”cunt”? Your filthy mouth puts you right on the same level as Ms. Goodman so who are you to judge?
I commented on here specifically to let people know that this woman in no way represents republicans and what we stand for!
Maybe if one of you liberals would finally be able to comment on here in an intelligent way, someone might actually give you some credit and listen. Otherwise you all are no better than Shelly herself.
Personally I think your just a lesbian in denile. I’ve noticed you love to post pictures of sexy women licking shit all over your site. I bet the only reason your see deep in denile is because your so ugly no one would ever want to have sex wit chu. LOL LOL Gay agenda LOLOLOL BIGOT BIGOT your nothing but a smelly bigot. How I would love to meet you in person so I could kick some sense into that thick skull of yours.
HAHAHAHAHA look at the girl suck the lollipop!