Our next First Lady
People often ask me what sort of person makes an ideal First Lady: She should be somebody like Nancy Reagan – Glamorous, supportive, patriotic and she should know when to hold her tongue.
Nancy was all that is good about American motherhood. She understood that the First Lady’s job is to be a leader home-making. American moms should look up to her for inspiration on all domestic matters such as housekeeping and child-care.
The best First Ladies have been women who stand up for Christian family values, but what if Hillary gets elected? Hillary’s partner would make the worst of all first-ladies: He’s a MAN! Can we honestly trust the sacred role of First Lady to an aging sex-maniac? How on earth would we expect young moms to admire this notorious philanderer?
The sly-fox Bill Clinton, shown in this photo planning one of his many sexual misadventures.
Nancy Reagan played an important diplomatic role during her husband’s presidency: She entertained the wives of the important foreign dignitaries who came seeking Ronald Reagan’s advice. Historians of that era will agree that she was instrumental in bringing down communism and keeping America safe from terrorists.
Carla Bruni, the Italian fashion model who recently married Nicolas Sarkozy, the President of France. Clinton campaign insiders report that Bill wants to “Cover her pretty face with sperm”.
But what if Bill Clinton were given this all important job? Would foreign leaders trust him to “entertain” their wives? I expect that given the chance he would sexually molest Mrs Putin and then wipe his man-seed all over Mrs Sarkozy’s frock.
Bill Clinton plans to get the wife of Russian Premier Vladimir Putin drunk and then indecently expose himself to her in the Oval Office.
A new Clinton administration would be marred by exactly the same kind of misconduct that ended the last. Before long foreign leaders would be afraid to travel to America for fear of what Bill Clinton might do to their wife. As diplomacy breaks down Bill’s sexual antics would almost certainly lead to war.
Sarah Brown, the wife of the President of England Gordon Brown: According to our source within the Clinton campaign Bill is planning to sodomize her and then spank her with a special paddle that he last used on Monica Lewinsky.
Lets keep Bill’s furtive rapist hands away from the wives of foreign leaders; Vote for John McCain, a happily married Man – married to a woman!
Jimmy
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Why are you posting about 1st ladies? No one gives a shit about the 1st lady anyway, she, or perhaps in the not so distant future, he is just someone who is married to the president, that’s all the 1st lady is.
I know this is hard for an Australian – important concepts in our Democracy such as “Family Values” must seem foreign to you.
Let me explain in the simplest possible terms – when we Americans elect a President we also appoint his or her spouse to a role of great privilege and influence. We should ask ourself if the person who fulfills that important (but unofficial) role is somebody who is worthy of America’s trust.
Liberals like Bill Clinton have proven themselves to be untrustworthy – what more reason do you need to reject Mrs Clinton’s presidency.
Jimmy
Important or not, all i can say is that my vision of our first lady isn’t close to anything like a pervert lie-beral dude.
And am i the only one to notice that the fact the French elected a guy who got married DURING his presidency proves they’re clueless enough to not know what “family values” means? Maybe next time these fags will elect a guy who will marry a GUY during his presidency! Haha!
Heh – is it libel to call someone a rapist when they’re not?
Both men and women are attracted to power, why would he need to rape anyone?
“person who fulfills that important (but unofficial)”
Exactly, the position of 1st lady is unofficial, you could have a crackhead as 1st lady and the effect on the country would be just the same as if you had Einstein as 1st lady.
Vote for the presidential candidates, not their husbands/wives
You could elect a lesbian couple, then we would have the first woman President AND a first lady. Problem solved.
” Sarah Brown, the wife of the President of England Gordon Brown: According to our source within the Clinton campaign Bill is planning to sodomize her and then spank her with a special paddle that he last used on Monica Lewinsky. ”
how isnt this considert trolling!
XD
jimmygoddard, you know according to my source, you are retarded.
“You could elect a lesbian couple, then we would have the first woman President AND a first lady. Problem solved.”
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That’s using your noodle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIj-Hinz37E
Y’know, I think I’d trust Pravda more than STR.
There, I said it.
Funny you should use Nancy as an example: there are quite a few speculations as to who was really leading the country.
I am so livid. Larry Sinclair has just announced that he was paid by Nancy Regan for sexual services. It’s one thing for him to tell a harmless lie about a colored man, but he’s gone to far!
T. Woodson
its not “first lady”, mooronic asshole, its “first gentlemen”
McCain cheated on his first wife with the woman who’s now his second wife! That would make her the First Adultress! “That’s no First Lady,that’s my wife!”
Quote of the day! :-D
more like the first whore.