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I hope y’all will take a few moment out of lifetime of selfishness and sodomy to think about how Terri Schiavo was murdered just because her husband got tired of it.? Terri weren’t no dog and she weren’t no horse that need to be put down.? She was a young, vibrant healthy woman who?could talk and follow a ballon with her eyes.

We’re still think about you, Terri and we know that you’re in Heaven sipping lemonade and following us with your eyes!

God bless you!

This is Stacy Fullerton bringing you this breaking news from downtown Chicago. According to Fox News the Choir Director at Barack Obama’s Church Found Slain.

Donald Young was found unresponsive by police early Sunday. The Cook County medical examiner’s office ruled the death a homicide. An autopsy found the 47-year-old Young suffered multiple gunshot wounds.

Chicago Police spokesman Wayne Frisbie said Tuesday the victim’s roommate returned to the apartment late Saturday and discovered Young shot in the head. The front door to the apartment was closed but unlocked, Frisbie said.

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright Junior said Young was well-loved at Trinity United Church of Christ, where Obama, a Democrat, is a member of the congregation.

Young also taught fourth grade and was planning to attend graduate school to become a school principal, Wright said.

Funeral services for Young are scheduled for Thursday.

What is Obamas involvement in this? According to recent news he is involved in the homosexual community just like the murder victim. We all know that most homosexuals know each other intimately. I think Barrack Hussein needs to answer these crucial questions.

I did some investigation myself and there are strange rumors in Barracks neighborhood. According to unnamed sources there are coming “strange smells” out of Barracks house. Further he is known to buy a lot of air fresheners in all it’s forms. People who know Barrack say that he acts very strange every time somebody gets murdered in the closer vicinity.

There are some serious developments in this unfolding story. You can count on ShelleyTheRepublican.com to keep you informed. We are one of the very few sources that dare to ask the inconvenient questions.

Stay tuned.

Stacy Fullerton

Here at STR we like to showcase the very best in grass-roots campaigning. This catchy song from a very tallented group of singers called “The McCain Girls” has been playing almost non-stop in STR’s offices. Billy even rigged our computer so the song plays non-stop.

I figure I’ve listened to this song more than fifty times and I never get tired of it – it just goes to show what a bunch of creative people we Conservatives really are – just listen to that beautiful harmony.

Jimmy

It was always pretty obvious Homobama hated America.? Most negros do.? They can’t stand that they ain’t back in Africa starving and getting gored by zebras.? So when he made that dumb speech saying he wouldn’t file charges of treason against his so-called “former” pastor, anybody who wasn’t a retard knew what he was saying – America is the Great Satan.

Homobama ain’t gonna be president.? We already know that cuz God told us.? But that don’t mean the genie ain’t outta the bottle.? What’s the next negro who’s uppity enough to think he can be president gonna be like?? Is he gonna be an out and out muslim?? Lie-berals would just love that!? Is he gonna run on platform of selling out white children to Africa and “see how you like it for a change”?? Maybe he’s gonna be a voodoo priest like Obama but not try to hide it and put his witch doctor out on the campaign trail.

Or maybe he’s just gonna come right out and declare a race war on white Americans that came to this country legally?? If you thought that Rev. Wright hated America and white people, y’all ain’t gonna be able to sleep after THIS boy.

Pray for America!!

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Friends,

Can you call yourself a Christian if you do not fully embrace all of God’s words in the bible? What if you only accept 99% of the bible, heck ? what if you only accept the parts you like and throw out the rest? Do you still get to call yourself Christian? Most sensible people say no ? the only way to get to Heaven is to accept all of God’s words.

A prawn ? God tells us that this eating this hideous abomination is just as bad as performing an act of homosexual sodomy. Why do we allow these prawn eaters to flaunt their disrespect for GOD’s word in our community? It’s disgusting and shameful.

We all know that God does not want us to be gay ? he hates Homosexuals and calls them an abomination. That is why he has told Christians that they must be put to death, but what of the other things that god abhors? In Leviticus 11:10, GOD makes it perfectly clear that he does not want us eating shellfish either, yet how many so-called Christians you know greedily feast upon these forbidden foods?

The Mussel – eaten by the Godless French by the million. Every year thousands of people die from seafood poisoning because they ignored God’s commandments ? is this just an accident or is GOD punishing us for defying his eternal words?

I’m going to make this perfectly clear: Anybody who eats squid, prawns, lobsters and other shellfish ? you folks are going to Hell. Suppose you eat a bowl of toxic mussels and you die of poisoning without having time to repent of your sins ? you are going to be damned forever. GOD says it plain as say in the Holy Bible.

A lobster: This un-holy, foul beast lives it’s life amongst the muck and filth of the sea bed. Pastor Bucks assures me that the demons of Hell look just like this repsive specimen. I feel sick just looking at this miniature monster from the deep. It’s tentacles and claws disgust me, and they disgust Jesus too.

Why on earth are we allowing these abominations to go on in America ? the land t hat Jesus founded to be a Christian nation that would uphold his laws? There are three fish restaurants in the city nearest to my home ? every single one of these restaurants is violating biblical law. It’s time to stamp this out ? STR humbly proposes that proprietors and customers of restaurants that serve shellfish and other forbidden foods should be put to death in accordance with God’s almighty word.

God gave us a body with which to worship him so there ain’t no good reason to not treat it good.? That’s why Jordan Rubin of Perfect Weight America wants you? to look as good as you can for God.

Plus I started talking about how good we’re doing in Iraq but there’s just so many good things happening I done ran outta time!

http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg_03-24-08.mp3?

God is Love!
BBN

This week’s featured letter is from Jo from Oklahoma who has written in to address the so-called scandal surrounding Representative Kern, who has been one of that state’s most effective campaigner for Christian values.

Dear Shelley,

Last week the drive-by media set upon Representative Sally Kern because of comments she allegedly made at a private function ? the liberal media claimed that she was a ?hater? and spoke ?irresponsibly? about the homosexuals, but look at what she actually said ? I think you will agree that her words were just common sense:

?Studies show that no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than, you know, a few decades. So it’s the death knell of this country. I honestly think it’s the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam ? which I think is a big threat, OK? Cause what’s happening now is they are going after, in schools, two-year olds…And this stuff is deadly, and it’s spreading, and it will destroy our young people, it will destroy this nation.”

What’s so wrong about that? She’s just reporting what a number of studies show ? they looked at all the countries where the people totally embraced homosexuality… and look what happened. That’s what happens every time the homos seize power of a country, it always ends the same way. Sally’s just reporting the facts, so why are the liberals getting so het up? They should just read all the studies like Sally obviously has!

Just imagine how strong America would be right now if we had put as much money in to faith-based initiatives that prevent homosexuality as we do to fight the war on terror. That’s one thing that I’m sure John McCain will have high on his agenda ? he’s a Christian just like us.

Thanks for your letter Jo – Once we’ve won the war in Iraq, I’m sure John McCain will spend the peace dividend on preventing all kinds of indecent acts.

The Gays: Would you trust people like this to run America? Just look at what they did to Europe.

A McCain administration will be able to restore Christian decency to America and make our land safe for Christians and Families.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy

Here’s a Easter Song for the whole family to sing with a joyous heart full of Love!

The Easter Song

Well, some kids are complaining
Cuz it is raining
Hear how they moan and they grunt
Cuz if it was sunny
Then the Easter bunny
Would have left lots of eggs for an Easter Egg Hunt

For kids two and three
It?s easy to see
That Easter means candy and gain
Parents, it is your duty
To tell them God?s beauty
And how Jesus died in unbearable pain

Oh, my Lord Jesus he died for us
In a brutal and most holy way
And when he came back he had barely a scratch
And all our sins were washed away

Well, they took a whip
And they shredded his flesh
Til it hung down from his shoulders bloody
And on his head
A crown of thorns
And I want you to know it don?t feel too good, buddy

Nails six inches long
They drove through his palms
And also they drove through his footsie
And, oh, how they laughed
At the vinegar bath
Is that any way that you?d like to die, tootsie

Oh, my Lord Jesus he died for us
In? brutal and most holy way
And when he came back he had barely a scratch
And all our sins were washed away

Folks, let your children know the Truth
Of his blood, pain and tears on that day
Cuz the Devil is waiting with malice and glee
To turn your kids liberal or gay

Friends,

Now that we know our economy is in safe hands, lets discuss ways that John McCain, our next President can put even more pep into the world’s favorite currency: The U.S. Dollar. Sadly, our proposal to have George Washington replaced with Jesus (the true founder of America) was sabotaged by angry secularists, hell-bent on creating their own vision of America without God.

This is an artist’s impression of what our 7 dollar bill would have looked like – unfortunately our plan to let Jesus re-vitalize the dollar was sabotaged by god-hating communist liberals!

That’s why we’ve come up with a much more acceptable plan, and one which is sure to bring America back to where it belongs as the world’s number-one economic powerhouse:

We simply bomb Iran ? think about it: All of the problems America faces is the fault of the Islamofascists. If we bomb them back into the stone age it will end our troubles with the middle-east once and for all, and finally peace will reign on earth.

These commemorative George W. Bush dollar bills may not be worth $2004, but they are worth a great deal to us. You can buy these for $2.04 each at the STR shop – they are accepted by true patriots in every state of the USA.

Just think, every year America spends trillions of dollars fighting the war on terror. According to the latest statistics the war has cost us seven trillion dollars so far. If we had not spent this on fighting the towelheads we might have invested this in other important projects like fighting against homosexuality and atheism. The way I see it, those pesky sand-niggers owe us, and now it’s pay-back time.

One reason we never found Saddam’s WMDs is because he gave them all to his friends the Iranians – we need to invade Iran to get Saddam’s WMDs back under responsible American control.

Since all the terrorists are working for the evil Ayotolahs ? we should fight them over there so we do not have to fight them over here and all the other places where we’ve been fighting them. That’s just common sense, and that is why we are lobbying John McCain for regime change in Iran.

Yours in Christ

Jimmy

I know y’all are sick of hearing it, but if we don’t do something soon, we’re gonna have a gay negro crackhead in the White House and we can kiss our freedom goodbye.? Not only did Homobama have homo sex in the back of a limo while smoking crack, but he just turned his back on the man he looked to as a father figure when his own daddy run off to join the Taliban!

Only YOU can stop him so give what you can to Larry Sinclair’s Legal Defense Fund!

http://billybobneck.com/media/bbnhobg_03-17-08.mp3

God is Love!
BBN

Friends,

Why is it that liberals hate the American economy? Why is it that they hate our Dollar and why do they talk nothing but doom and gloom about our financial outlook? Is it just because they hate our freedom or is their a darker motive behind their hateful trash-talking rhetoric?

According to financial terrorist Max Keiser the Dollar is doomed and the whole economy is about to plunge into what he describes as the worst depression since the 1930s. But why should we believe a mere blogger like Mr Keiser ? when we have the facts directly from the Decider himself, George W. Bush ? he’s given us the government’s assurance that there is nothing to worry about. He’s never been wrong in the past!

The fact is, our economy is doing great ? what the liberals call a ?weak dollar? is actually an unprecedented investment opportunity that’s great for American business. Fine companies like Boeing, Taser and Raytheon are doing better than ever thanks to the plentiful opportunities which have come from winning the war in Iraq.

But what of the national debt? Libtards say that we cannot afford such heavy government borrowing. As usual the liberals solution to this problem is to tax hard-working American families even more to pay off the debt, but do we need to force America to suffer? Heck no, George W. Bush has the right idea ? we simply wait for productivity to increase and then the debt will be easily paid.

There’s an old saying; If you owe your bank a hundred dollars then it’s your problem, but if you owe the bank a million dollars then it’s their problem. America owes it’s creditors approximately seven trillion dollars: That’s seven trillion dollars worth of free money if they rapture comes tomorrow!

The US Dollar: When Jesus returns to earth, you can bet he will be spending dollar bills issued by the federal reserve – every bill has his daddy’s name on it!

These are great times for people who still believe in America, and that’s why the staff at Shelley The Republican have come up with some great investment tips that are sure to make you very rich indeed:

• According to a leading investor, the best time to invest is often what seems like the worst of times ? why not pick a bunch of companies that look as if they are under-performing and invest heavily in them ? take banks for example. They’ve been hard hit by the credit crunch, but now that’s over we think that banks are ripe for investment.
• The US Dollar is the only world currency which bears the motto ?In God We Trust?, thus every Dollar bill is sacred. It’s time to start saving dollars ready for the next economic boom when God will show the evil foreigners that the greenback really is his chosen currency.
• The market is unstable because investors are worried about the possibility of a communist government run by Barack Obama. You can help keep America’s economy stable by donating generously to John McCain’s campaign fund.
• Gold ? do be deceived by the liberal doom-sayers who say you need to buy gold to shield yourself from hyper-inflation. It’s a lie ? there is no inflation in the USA. Sell your gold (if you were foolish enough to buy it) and get yourself more dollars.
• Jesus: Finally, remember to keep paying your tithe to STR ministries. Your generous donations help fund our important work. Every dollar you donate to us, Jesus will return to you three-fold. That’s a guaranteed 300% return on investment, so what are you waiting for?

As you can see ? these are times of wonderful opportunity for people who trust in Jesus and take sensible investing advice from fellow Republicans.
Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

Eliot Spitzer, the democ-rat Governor of New York, was recently implicated in a sex-for-sale scandal. The prostitute, who’s word can be vouched for and trusted 100%, described some of the acts as “unsafe”.

From Hero to Zero: Eliot Spitzer, who was known as the ‘Sheriff of Wall Street’ during his stint as Attorney General, was committing immoral sex acts while he was pretending to clean up “corporate corruption” – why is it that the democrats are such hypocrites?

The word “unsafe” can mean many things: not brushing your teeth, reading in low light, forgetting to wash your hands, and not looking both ways when crossing the street … But just how “unsafe” are we talking?

Something more Democ-rat deviant, such as a baby oil massage, pan-fried broccoli and a stuffed platypus? Would this “unsafe” behavior involve 2-on-1s, giant black strap-ons, refried beans and a giant blow-up doll of Henry Winkler? STR would never stoop to starting rumors about someone, which is why as Christians we will always focus on the facts, as sordid as they may be.

It is well-documented that the ultimate Democ-rats’ Fantasy is to snort lines of coke off an expensive hooker’s ass in a glitzy Washington hotel while watching mixed-race pornography. It’s a well documented Lie-beral Fantasy to be dressed-up in adult diapers while taking a sponge-bath and being beaten with a riding crop by transsexual hookers dressed as nuns. For all we know Eliot Spitzer may have lived-out all the Democratic Party fantasies and more.

The whinging lefty’s will say Spitzer was the target of a smear campaign, but let the truth be known: Spitzer had sex with a hooker! This enemy of the family should be in fear for his immortal soul this very moment.

Let’s just hope Spitzer spits out the real truth of what happened, so that the public is not forced to swallow more of these Democ-rat lies.

Charles