So called “sexual harassment” – No such thing
As a woman I am saddened to report that many woman are crazy hysterics. Reported cases of “sexual harassment” at the workplace are the woman’s own fault! Men are steering the world in their strong hands but in some respects they just react to the impressions we give them. Having worked in office environments all my life I know that many woman don’t know how to dress appropriately. These so called “office sluts” want to be watched, they want to be touched. They demand and deserve all they got coming! No reason to harm the men!


You can buy beautiful old-fashioned long dresses in all colors and shapes. Why not wear those? I do and I never get touched during work.

Please listen to the following soundclip. It explains you a lot about how to handle sexual abuse. It’s a father’s or husband’s job to counter the female hysteria and tell her to shut up and serve the Lord.
If you encounter a woman who claims to have been harassed let her know that God wants her to stay at home and take care of the children and let her know that she looks like a slut and doesn’t deserve any better.
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman, CEO ShelleyPAC
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“These so called ?¢‚Ǩ?ìoffice sluts?¢‚Ǩ¬ù want to be watched, they want to be touched”
Clearly they don’t otherwise they wouldn’t be sueing somebody for sexual harrassment, doesn’t take Einstein to figure that out dumbass.
“You can buy beautiful old-fashioned long dresses in all colors and shapes. Why not wear those?”
Because exactly that, they’re old fashioned, they may have been great a century ago but in this day and age they are more likely to get you knocked out than make you look good.
“If you encounter a woman who claims to have been harassed let her know that God wants her to stay at home and take care of the children and let her know that she looks like a slut and doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t deserve any better.”
Yeah, real smooth and sympathetic, right fuckstick?
That Random Aussie again
Aussie,
obviously you don’t understand my article at all. Women do not sue because they mind being touched or raped. They sue because for some other reason they want to hurt the man. Maybe he refuses to marry her or he forgot to bring her flowers…. who knows!
Shelley
you know why you wrote this article cause your jealous of that woman in the pic you posted. and you got alot of nerve saying many women are crazy hysterics when it is you who is the crazy hysteric you have no right to pass such judgewhen it is you shelley who is a crazy hysteric you have no right to throw stones and i still see that you still support domestic violence. your nose is so far up your ass it’s not even funny. you need to be knocked off your self righteous snobby high horse somebody needs to give you an attitude adjustment and i would like to be the one to knock on snobby, overly arrogant, self righteous, racist, and biggot ass and with that being said go to hell you bubble butt prude.
Hi Shelley,
Just so we’re clear do you believe that if a woman is raped it is always the womans fault? If so how much of the blame do you feel falls upon the man/men commiting the rape? I’d hate to missinterpret this article and be unclear about just how delusional you really are.
With a peaceful heart,
TallCanuck
I have a hard time thinking of “her ass” as one word anyway…
“As a woman I am saddened to report that many woman are crazy hysterics.”
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Or was that “Shiny mirror there!”?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“They sue because for some other reason they want to hurt the man.”
its official…..she hates women….
she is eeither a guy her self or she is from mars.
Sorry, wrong. I just don’t like sluts! God hates them, too!
That’s a filthy lie, I remember raping the Goodman grandma, and it was her own fault.
Also, she’s not with Jesus now. Jesus fucked her in the ass then sent her to hell. Trueeeee
Shelley – I’m so glad you wrote this. Another liberal myth debunked!
Jimmy
quit your lying shelley your jealous of that woman in that pic that is why you wrote the article bitch and don’t sit there and lie and say you don’t like them when your jealous and wish you could be more like those women. and rocket is right you do hate women and chances are shelley they hate your bubble butt prude ass you self righteous bitch like i said shelley you’ve got your nose so far up your ass it’s not even funny. you think your the shit just because your a so called christian well i’ve got news for you bitch you are’nt nothing and you damn sure are’nt no christian cause the christians i know do not act like you or str. your a really fake christian honeybunch. face it shelley god hates your guts. and shelley i have noticed in some of your articles that you use some swear words shelley chrisitians do not use swear words. hahaha some christian you are haha
got news for you shelley you bible beating bitch this is 2008 not the 1800′s you self righteous bitch no woman in their right mind will wear long dresses like that except for a overly arrogant racist and biggot bitch like you. you wanna know why you don’t get touched cause one your a bitch and two you wear ancient looking clothes just like your ugly ass grandmother.
and people that picture of shelley’s grandmother that is what shelley will look like in a hundred years hahaha
i can top that one darth i remember one morning me and my husband were in bed asleep and i said this in my sleep you what you can kiss my ass lol i cannot imagine what he was thinking that morning rofl. XD
haha darth nice one rofl. XD
Yo check it out! Grandma Goodmans got man hands! ROFL! Thats why she wears big dresses, to hide her random stiffys!
god damn not does got man hands but she looks like a man i can’t if she is a woman or a man lol.
i mean god damn not only does she have man hands but she also looks like a man and i cannot tell if she is a woman or a man lol.
…we could even consider the theory of this picture being made up just like everything else on this website….
maybe grandma is a mix between different pictures who knows……the chin….the hands….the dress…i bet the background is also stolen XD
btw
” Why not wear those? I do and I never get touched during work.”
i find it funny that you are somewhere in 1800 with a computer sending blogs to the present on http://www.shelleytherepublican.com.
if its true what you are saying you would be fired…thats how it goes nowadays.
also god doesnt hate “sluts” because sluts show their true nature….ergo they show honesty….something you lack shelley.
well said rocket and darth well said. :-)
Im calling it right now…THAT IS NOT GRANDMA GOODMAN.
But wait TallCanuck, if thats not grandma goodman then who is it.
Well it could be as ROCKET suggest a stolen image. But I believe the Truth to be far more sinister.
The person you see before you is none other than GRANDPA GOODMAN. Yes folks after seeing the picture I knew that something was just not right. So I set out to do a bit of STR style background research (ie. sat on the crapper and talked to god).
THATS RIGHT! GOD HIMSELF told me that this was in fact GrandPA Goodman.
“OF COURSE” I said to myself, it all makes sense. Everybody knows that the Goodman Men love to play dress up (I always see them walking around in their white robes). So there you have it folks the truth about good ol’ cross dressin’ Grandpa Goodman.
Inside of Jesus,
TallCanuck
What can I say, I live to do Gods work.
Yours Inside Jesus,
TallCanuck
heh… This article is funny. How many different ways can you say “shelley is an idiot” you know, after reading this i’m starting to come around to the “this site is a hoax” theory… it just seems to ignorant not to be…
Shelley, i know your going to hate this and thats why i have to tell you:
You just agreed with an extreemist muslim. Yep thats right, almost word for word… here it is from Sheikh Taj El-Din Hamid Hilaly himself:
In October 2006, Hilaly delivered a Ramadan sermon in Arabic in which he made statements concerning female clothing which proved highly controversial. The key part of these was:
?¢‚Ǩ?ì If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside on the street, or in the garden or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, and the cats come and eat it … whose fault is it, the cats’ or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred.” ?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù Taj El-Din Hilaly [25][26]
He also said, “in the state of zina, the responsibility falls 90 per cent of the time on the woman. Why? Because she possesses the weapon of enticement (igraa).”[27]
How do you feel now? Doesn’t that just sting!
PS. your anti spam thing sucks.
woohoo go matt. XD
Matt,
I have no idea what you are talking about. You comment don’t make any sense at all.
Shelley
Well that’s not surprising at all, after all you’ve proven time and time again you possess the IQ of a peanut. Let me clarify it for you: On many many subjects, you and the Islamic extremists agree wholeheartedly. To name a few: Blatant racism, war in the name of a deity, death penalty, inferiority of some races compared to others, literal interpretation of scripture, anti-gay.
In other words, you are no better – if not worse – than the muslim extremists you talk about all the time.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
hahahahahahaha thomas shelley having the iq the size of a peanut that had me in fits of laughter way to go dude.
laughing at STR’s expense
Aye, Thomas, it be the cruelest irony of all.
Two points of concern, Shelley:
1) Whatever happened to that Swedish girl you were so quick to defend?
2) If you’d actually done research into the film poster you used as the first image, you would have learned that the movie was about a young woman who had something of a… submissive nature. So, where’s the problem? You want women to look ‘up’ to men, right?
Damn your double-standards.
amen to that lefturn. :)
laughing at STR’s expense
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HAHAHA! What a load of shit!
amen to that random aussie XD
Shelley:
Heard of Wikipedia? I mean, obviously you have, but have you ever bothered to look up something you don’t understand?
The person to whom i am refering was the self declared Mufti (muslim leader) of Australia who was highly controvertial for his comments, particularly on the issue of women. He is considered an estreemist for attempting to incite the Australian Muslim populus to a position that apposes Australian Ideals.
Therefore the point that i made above which is summed up by the following…
Muslim extreemist = A
Shelley Goodman = B
A = B
…should now be clear.
PS. Your spam filter still sucks. You do realise captial i (I) and lowercase L (l) look the same, right?
haha matt keep up the good work.XD
shelley you need to get hooked on phonics.
Shelley
I actually listened to the mp3 on this article and am totally astounded, thanks for bringing it to our attention.
shelley is a sexist racist biggot bitch whom i hope rots in hell.it’ll be a cold day in hell before i allow a man to tell me to shut up and serve the lord cause if that ever happens he’ll sleep outside in the cold not only that but lose his place in my bed and he won’t get sex either nor will he get a hot meal i’ll make him sleep outside in the bitter cold with no clothes no underwear no nothing now that’s how to put a man who thinks they slap their woman around in their place.
shelley is a sexist racist biggot bitch whom i hope rots in hell.it’ll be a cold day in hell before i allow a man to tell me to shut up and serve the lord cause if that ever happens he’ll sleep outside in the cold not only that but lose his place in my bed and he won’t get sex either nor will he get a hot meal i’ll make him sleep outside in the bitter cold with no clothes no underwear no nothing now that’s how to put a man in their place who thinks they can slap their woman around
haha darth
wow! never thought i would ever agree with you bible bashing retards, but partially, i do.most of the latest sexual harassment lawsuits are made by females that provoked the men themselfs first targeting for the easy money, exploiting the stupidity of american law system.sad, but true.
Didn’t know that grandma Goodman was a 19th century transvestite. I had no idea.
omfg that’s damn funny SweRocks lol
If men had any decency, they would lower their eyes?
God gave human beings a higher brain centre to control the more instinctual primitive brain. While I agree that at offices one should dress appropriately, if someone dresses what society (or what you call) calls ‘sluttish’ I would not judge them straightaway. I know dress is not what makes a person. Maybe you need to stay in the kitchen, where you rightfully belong
What rubbish. Any whore that dares to expose her sexy parts (arms, legs, hair, ankles, wrists, &c.) is just begging to be touched and taken by her male co-workers and superiors. Women are supposed to be at home with their children, but for those few spinsters that reject their God-given role as their husband’s helpmeet and servant, they should hide their vile fleshly temptations as to fail to do so is basically an invitation for any man to take her and do what they will with her.
The whole idea of women in the workplace is messed up enough, but then to complain about being used by their betters is just obnoxious.
Proverbs 7:10-11;27 – “And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart. (She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house … Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death.”
Refering to pretty much all of your comments, I dont understand how you can say you are christian, but show so much hate to your fellow human beings. Clearly, you use faith as a facade for all your loathing, which I assume is actually a form of self-loathing. If the bible teaches anything, it is humility, and the way you speak as though you are in some way superior to others shows the exact opposite…you go against your own faith. Maybe before you condemn those you don’t agree with, you should consider the fact that the way in which you have chosen to express your opinions shows merely igniorance and a lack of sophistication – it is comparable to the way a 5 year old might bully another. Those liberals you condemn to God’s ‘hit-list’ are the very one’s who fight for freedom of speech and opinion…and although yours is somewhat sickening to me, I would never behave as you do in regards to it. What gives you any right over another human being? This website is nothing but a plea for attention.
This may surprise you STR but once again your information is woefully inaccurate. Only a tiny percentage of rape and sexual abuse is commited by people outside a woman’s social group or family and according to studies, most rapes are commited – not as acts of lust – but in order to assert control over a woman. The majority of rapes are committed by the husbands of opressed and abused women – who, in their fear, I very much doubt wander around in fishnets and bikinis. I find it hard to understand why you, in your haste to label everyone a sinner, cannot recognise rapists for the evil people they are. Is it possible that you envy the freedom of these ‘office sluts’ and so are launching a crusade against them – whilst minimising the pain of women in real domestic danger?
Actually Shelley, I would like to ask another question of your wisdom. If women get raped and sexually assaulted because of their ‘sluttish’ appearance, then would you tell a child that had been abused that they were asking for it? Did they just look too darn raunchy in that nappy?
Yes, Louis,
it is mostly the child’s choice and fault.
Please read this for more info:
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2007/09/06/the-lolita-effect-and-the-story-of-my-life.aspx
“it is mostly the child’s choice and fault.”
Haha, bullshit.
ma Goodman had bad acne eh?
“Any whore that dares to expose her sexy parts (arms, legs, hair, ankles, wrists, &c.) is just begging to be touched”
So you want all women to be dressed like this: http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/12/24/veiled-muslim-women_7333.jpg
what the fuck does hair and ankles and wrist’s make a woman a whore shelley you dingbat what the fuck are you on bitch? just because you dress like your grandmaother back in the civil days doe’snt mean other women have to you prude ass bitch.
god damn i can understand why people think this site is satire even i’m beginning to think it is. cause normal people could not possibly be this stupid and idiotic and prudish like shelley.
shelley, thanks for the oral sex the other night. When Shelley gets a lip lock on your love muscle, she turns into a real tigress.
haha XD.
Well, I have to say I’m just appalled by the fact that you honestly think it is the child’s fault for being raped or abused. When I was 13, I thought I was ready for anything. I wanted to fucking join the Marines at 13 and sail around the world and learn five languages and get married but guess what?! I GREW UP!!!!!! And that is what most people do at that age, except for you obviously. I’ve seen some fucked up things on this sight, but that is by far the worst. I’ve had friends and a very close family member that were abused by people they trusted. Our family is supposed to be our one true support post in life. they are our die hard fans and our 24hour emergency call service. when anyone, especially a parent, assumes the role of a lover over a loved one, then that is unexcusable. I am appalled at your lack of support for same sex couples who are not related and truly love each other but you will defend a man who impregnated his little girl. That girl will be scarred for life and eventually need thousands of dollars in therapy. Maybe you’ll start a fund for it? But you probably won’t. you’ll probably say God is cursing her or she should just shut up and obey her husband/father. Ew just typing those two together made me gag.
Shelley, you are human filth. A child is an incredibly precious thing and those of us that have them feel very lucky. Although I don’t have one, I can say that I and my siblings are pretty damn good looking kids. And you know what?!!!! OUR PARENTS NEVER TRIED TO FUCK US!!!
Somebody should bash that guys face in with a heavy object while others draw and quarter his ass. Pedophiles deserve cruel and unusual punishment. That poor girl is stuck raising her inbred child that will probably be slightly challenged and in special ed forever, spending the rest of her life knowing that she was the result of an act of unspeakable horror. I won’t make jokes on this post or throw names around or try to be funny.
I am only saddened and disgusted.
God bless you and keep you…jackasses.
that was beautiful proud witch *wipes tears from eyes*
shelley loves penis, like a fat kid loves candy.
shelley’s butt is so big, it has its own area code.
I love Shelley’s huge butt!!!I want to pack her fudge. She reminds me of those cute little altar boys.
@karl rove rofl shelley’s butt is so big,it has it’s own area code nice job dude that is absolutely priceless that really did have me rolling on the floor laughing.
i take it sir mix alot thought of shelley when he wrote that song baby got back lmfao.
and shelley’s ass is so big that you could land 3 747′s on it :P.
If Shelley had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine.
holy shit now that’s what i call a burn damn good job hugh hefner damn that was just hilairious :D.
and V.K no one knows more about being a retard then you.
I would like to mention that there are already tons of ironic feminist articles out there… after I did some research and discovered that domestic violence is done by women just as often as it is by men, and that approximately half of the men accused of rape are wrongly accused simply because that woman wanted to take revenge for something (but still have to live with the stigma for the rest of their life), I am not really inclined to believe that real harassment is more frequent than false harassment claims… All I know is that a scientist in CERN during a presentation told us that a certain harmless woman joke in his presentation of the “weak force” would be illegal in the U.S., so…
but I can’t say for sure since I don’t know and am to lazy to research this as well.
I’m sorry, but no one has pointed out the “coincidence” of the young woman who was blatantly harassed, then denied justice by her own father because of business conflicts taking her own life because of depression.
Do you want sexually harassed women to kill themselves from depression?
well shelly ! atleast one section where I can agree with your views.
Men must be accepted for their role as family leaders.go to Asia ,India or elsewhere apart from white europe and americas ,family is still thriving.
Feminazis ,esp Seperatist feminists(Lesbians) are the real men haters you know.
Shelley, Shelley, darling…There are so many things I could say, so many things I could pray and hope for.
I could hope that one day, as you walk down the street dressed in something you believed looked decent and tidy, you feel something behind you. I could hope that you’ll look back and see nothing but people milling around, and admonish yourself for being paranoid.
I could hope that you feel something behind you that feels just a little too close. That an inexplicable feeling of panic hits you and you walk a bit faster. I could hope that all of a sudden you’re grabbed from behind by big, strong arms, and dragged into a car.
All the following events that I could hope for won’t bear describing…but I could hope that as this terrible thing happens to you, you’ll be brimming with those awful feelings of degradation, violation, terror and worthlessness. I could hope that you later get tossed violently out of a moving car onto the pavement, left alone to pick up your life where it left off, and start the long hard recovery, the road to feeling like a human being again.
I could also hope that this happens to your daughter.
But, I think it’s better that you hold these erroneous beliefs. I think it’s better that you live in ignorance and arrogance than experience these things, or anyone else.
I pray they never happen to you, or anyone you love.
God Bless,
Sarah
Are you kidding SarahWard, all that stuff would be foreplay to shelley.
love the recording of the guy talking about his daughter being confronted by his bank partner…. dude, she got a mercedes! thats more than whores get for a nights work and she didnt even get fucked! id let anyone put their hand down my pants for a benz! come on….. it wasnt like she was pole banged by a group from the compton b.ball court and left in a puddle of jizz.. or serviced a group of NBA stars after 2 days on her knees taking it in all holes. (thats love) it was a little friendly feel copping. he was testing the water to see if it was warm. it was cold and he stopped.. end of story.
Perhaps, Mr Rove…but if it did happen to Shelley, we’d be ok because her husband would tell her to “Shut up and serve the Lord”
And because she could NEVER be a hypocrite, she’d be fine with that, right?
Peace out!
jesus Grandma goodman is one fugly cow she looks almost old enough to be john mccains mother
The Blog author is absolutely right. Women act like whores-and then complain that men do not treat them like ladies.
Let’s turn it around. Men trot off to work in the 1960′s in their micro-miniskirts, their see thru jock straps and their Playgirl stag ears. Then the male secretaries jump into bed with their female bosses and stick their tongue where they shouldn’t. The females start patting the male secretaries on the butt, tickle their testicles with their fingers and hike up their skirts so that their male secretaries can “give it to them”. The male secretaries scream that they are being “sexually harassed”. Anyone who can’t get the point doesn’t have a brain.
i once sexually harassed shelley, she liked it, slut.
I’m sorry but although God may disapprove of some things people do he does not hate any of them! God loves us all even if we do stray from the path sometimes. We all make mistakes and if we learn from them in the future then that is what is important. Perhaps Shelly you should stop spreading a message of hate and start spreading the Lord’s real message which is that of love and compassion. Life is too short to waste it on hateful words. I feel sorry for you if that is how you feel about others. Your life must be void of so many beautiful things to make you that way. Perhaps it is you who has strayed and needs to reconect with the Lord and be enlightened by his love.
Oh, Shelley! You almost had me really upset, believing that this is a true hate site, but then I read this article and I am able to see that you are just joking about being a hate-mongering ass!
Thanks for the laughs!
no wonder the american people are so twisted if thats how you really think.obama is making sweeping forward changes for you and one day you will stand and praise that man,he is turning america into a country not a corperation,a country were people care for one another and not worship a piece of paper instead.the dollar which i wipe my sexy arse on is all its worth.you small minded bigot.