Sunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father
It is true that we, Your humble flock, can never understand Your plan for us or the world You created? and whenever we do, we take the free will that You gave us back from You and begin to live for ourselves and not for You
Lord, as the caretakers of the United States of America, the land You favor above all others, we found ourselves perplexed in the choices of presidential candidates You allowed to be chosen
A divorced, cross-dressing baby killer, a wetback-loving, free-speech hating POW, a lesbian who wants to clone herself, a left-handed negro and a dwarf
We said to ourselves that, even though You don’t make mistakes, You must have made some mistake in giving us a choice of a president who would only do Your most favored harm
But now we understand
In seven days the Rapture will be coming and our Earthly worries will cease
For this, we praise You
Amen
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if the end of the world doesn’t happen in seven days you will have to admit that you are full of shit.
I’m curious, so please answer my question. Why would God favor America above all others? Does it say so in the Bible or how have you come to that conclusion? How do you know he doesn’t favor Portugal or why not Brazil above all others?
I mean, for example America is the number 1 producer of pornography, you think he likes that? If God exist, witch I serioisly doubt I don’t think he would favor America above all others. Don’t you agree Shelley?
“if the end of the world doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t happen in seven days you will have to admit that you are full of shit.”
My perception is that the end of the world will take seven days, you know, like it took God 7 days to create the planet it will also be destroyed in 7 days of fire. When these mythical seven days are to occur is unknown.
there is no god
you are fucking insane.
boy are they in for the biggest disappointment of their life hahaha. XD
“the land You favor above all others”
Jesus didn’t even know about the existence of America when He was alive. You’re not making any sense.
Sincerely,
Anne
The Netherlands