Comments on: What is Atheism? #2 (Atheist Family Life)

By: Titus the Gaomon

Titus the Gaomon — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:19:14 +0000

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were like the idiots at STR. (with Shelley’s family as the cast:

STR’s Kid: Mom, I’m going to play Pokemon and Digimon.
Shelley: NO!
STRK: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Shelley: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG MAN!

The Kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

Shelley’s Hubby: Hey!
Shelley: Hi, honey! I’m going to eat Panda Bear steak!
: Okay, eat as much as you want!
*A boot gets thrown in*
Shelley: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
SH: Why not?
STR: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
SH: Why are they here?
STR: I wanted to shoot them in the PINGAS and have their PINGAS removed!
SH: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

BBN (Billy Bob Neck): Come quick, there’s a Digimon with a pokemon outside!
STR: We’ll be right there!

The Republicunt couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Pokemon is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of Republicunt stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM STR Follower: Damn you, Pokey-man! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we Christian Republicunt wackos are hypocritical like that! Die, Pokey-man demon!

I come in and I beat the crap out of every one whom is a STR member and a STR Follower.

Me: Your right! You are hypocritical like that!

STR: BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

(STR means Shelley, SH means Shelley’s husband, STRK means Shelley’s kid)

By Titus the Gaomon, Stockbridge, GA

By: Susann

Susann — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:48:12 +0000

………. This is sick, I am athiest, I have high morals, and I believe in right but no wrong, you on the other hand do not.

Infact: I do NOT believe in abortion, Fetuses are humans the MOMENT they are formed by DNA, I do NOT believe in cheating, I do NOT believe in killing, or any of that other stuff.

people who are the writers of things like this, are hypocritical. I know children, no, I am a child whom hads met other children and adults, and guess what, the majority of people whom have no problem with the fact that I am athiest is CHILDREN.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO NOT HAVE A RELIGION TO NOT KNOW WRONG FROM RIGHT, TO NO HAVE MORALS, TO NOT HAVE RESPECT (which by the way you do not have any….

You make up reasons that it is wrong for us to be, you say it’s because we’re confused, that we believe in fact, that we need proof…you are dead wrong

I find it weird that no one takes it in to consideration that athiest’s don’t kill people for thier non-beliefs, they don’t act as suicide bombers for their non-bliefs, they do not preform dangerous pratices, nor do they start wars based on religion.

we are our own people we are not telling you that you are wrong for believing in what you believe in, but we’re not saying you are right to believe in it either, we’re not saying we’re right to no believe, and we’re not saying we’re wrong.

You, my dear, are a hypocritical ignorant jackass of a human being, whom thinks they are, excuse me, playing judge…

You my good ma’am/sir need to do the following:

Get facts

And

Get real

By: emilykmb

emilykmb — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:06:00 +0000

This is to the people who read this blog and think its real.
“athiests” do not hate god. period. why? because we do not believe in a guiding force. you once said “god hates athiests because they hate him” dumb logic.not possible.
and my entire family-me my mum my dad and my 4 year old brother(well my brother isnt old enough to decide)- are athiests and i assure you youre story would not happen.
in terms of abortion we really dont want another sibling so she would probably get an abortion. but that probably wont have to happen because my dad had that operation so he cant reproduce ahem sorry to much information

aaannnnyway here is my trump card
when i was eight years old my dad explained religion to me
not in a biased way i assure you and aked me what i thought
at first i was all well how else could the world have happened but then i really thought about it and decided that i would rather have more scientific freedom.
there you go. i was given a choice. i know that some people dont give there kids choices (you bieng one of them)
and regardless of how the parents are athiest or religious youre kids should have a choice
and now im twelve and i would like to be a bioligist
of course if you choose to answer my comment you will be all”you dont know anything because youre 12″ but i know more about life than you ever will
of course this is only if you exist and believe what you say
oh great mistress of the satire
hehe

By: UR MOM

UR MOM — Sat, 02 May 2009 23:33:39 +0000

Why the hell would Atheist hate Christians? Besides, it’s rare to be friends with atheist. Because people don’t know what religion they were. Also, this story fails at life.

By: Adam Felon

Adam Felon — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:47:35 +0000

It’s people like you who will bring down the world. You and your morally incorrect beleifs are offensive. If there is a god, someday he will piss on your grave which would look nice next to Hitler’s. If there is a hell, you will burn in it. When I first saw this website I thought it was a joke. You are a disgrace to all the bipartisan efforts and freedoms that the U.S. allows, and it’s only with those freedoms that this website is even allowed to exist. If you care anything about this nation you will shut down this terrible site and keep your bastard mouth quiet you racist slut.

By: Chuck Pulaski

Chuck Pulaski — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:40:46 +0000

This warrants no logical argument since it is based on pure idiocy.

By: Mira

Mira — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:50:02 +0000

I didn’t weep.
I was deeply offended by your words of hate and stereotyping.

I am an atheist.
Atheists just don’t believe.
They aren’t automaticly stupid.

I respect christians and people of other faiths.
I bet “god” would look down at you in shame if he existed.

By: Aaron The Nerd

Aaron The Nerd — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:52:33 +0000

That’s the siliest bit of nonsense I have read from a christian in awhile

By: Fuck you

Fuck you — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:12:33 +0000

You woman are seriously seriously retarded

fuck you and your gay christian beleifs

there is not god.

obviously if he “Created” You he hates the world and wants the world to suffer

hopefully you will die soon and reallise that there is no god u PRICK

James. 14 australia

By: BigColombian

BigColombian — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:09:18 +0000

Your pedofile priests should taught you about the NAZI, that’s what you are, Mike and Shelly. The atheist people could be siners for you, but they’re smarter (’cause we believe in science, a real proof of the world’s forces), we believe in the free expresion and the open-mind ideas and WE ARE NOT SLAVES OF A GOD, it’s unfair what are you saying, ignorant, coward people, bunch of SHIT.
Mike Shuddery, from Oklahoma City, you should be shamed of what have you written in this “FREEDOM BLOG”, please go to a church and kill yourself freaking Nazi.
It’s just an advice from a Colombian atheist who PERFECTLY KNOWS THE MORAL RULES OF OUR SOCIETY.

And Shelley, please close this website, you’re just hurting people FANATIC NAZI BITCH!

By: Si

Si — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:57:17 +0000

Wow, never before has anyone captured so succinctly what its like to grow up in an atheist household.

By: shinziru

shinziru — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:10:40 +0000

ha that was the funnyest roleplay ive ever read … you and me should write a play

oh and what happens if you eat the last page of the bible …. i may need to get checked out for severe case of bullshit in the stomach

please do tell me what to do if i eat a part of the bibile … do i become part of christ

plz post something about it it would be worth a read

By: Jake

Jake — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 07:11:19 +0000

Yeah, I’m weeping alright. For that poor nutcase who wrote this pile of crud.
As far as I know, Christianity is the most brutal and intolerant religion of them all. Just take a look in those History books you’ve probably thrown out to make space for a new edition of the bible. Or look at this post! It practically jumps at you saying, “I’m a Christian, I hate Atheists! They haven’t done anything to me, but I still hate them for being different!”
Did you eat something bad? Your mom’s cooking?
Gosh, there is no way I could still feel sorry for you stubborn brainless… people. At least I think that’s what you are, even though you probably think of yourself as post-angelic helper.

Jake