What is Atheism? #2 (Atheist Family Life)
We all know that Atheists have no Moral, no values no sense for what’s right or wrong. How could they without God in their lives?
Please read below and weep.
Roleplay: Atheist Family Life
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!
THE END
By Mike Shuddery, Oklahoma City
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Little did STR know that Mike Shuddery happens to both be and atheist and an excellent computer virus programer. In fact this roleplay can out shortly after the Selfish gene and the meme theory…
Just kidding. Thanks STR! I know where to go get a daily dose of bigotry. Know why I am so cheerful? Because you seem to be a nutty theist… which is good because sane theists believe that if god tells them to kill babies they would do it. So thank you for not going to that level. I can take bigotry- I can’t take people openly defending genocide, torture, evil an its ilk using the Nuremburg defense.
I’m not kidding by the way- see this guy.
http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2007/06/26/communism-atheism-relative-morality/#comment-22955
By the way I hope STR doesn’t read it and agree. Then we would get a brownshirt, instead of an asshole (no offense to STR or assholes was meant by this comment).
Hi,
Just wanted to ask you fine people to FUCK OFF
Thanks
Lolz!
Here’s my own ironic, yet sadly true, atheist mockery:
Tears in Heaven – Atheist Despair Version
YAAAWN!
C’moon you can do better.
Yes, I am sure, atheists would admit to be hypocritical. I mean, who wouldn’t? xD
Okay, this isn’t just sport for me anymore- I’ve got to come here and comment on every post that i can to save deluded christians from following in the stupidity spewed out by the writers of STR.
A few problems with the situation presented:
1.’ ?¢‚Ǩ?ìfetuses don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t count as human life.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù’
Well actually, an embryo isn’t a human life. When the embryo begins to look like a human and developes a nervous system (ie. feels physical pain) then it a fetus and counts as a human life.
2. ‘Okay, get as many abortions as you want!’
As Atheists stigmatise sex and sexuality to a lesser extent (read: ZERO) than christians, the practice of using contraception is much more acceptible, which negates the need for the amount of abortions that you are implying.
3. ‘black robes and hoods’
Aren’t stupid rituals a christian thing?
4. ‘a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X’
again, you’re putting your own belief onto atheists, not presenting atheist beliefs. A Christ(ian) on a cross has significance for you, not for Atheists.
5. ‘We claim to be tolerant of all religions’
You have blurred the distinction between ‘religion’ and ‘person’ at this point. As an atheist i am tolerent of (most) persons (with obvious exceptions). I am however not tolerent of ANY religion (i am tolerent of budhists, because it does not fit in with my definition of a religion, and would fit in better as a lifestyle philosophy). All religions, particularly the big three, promote delusion and introspection of the worst kind, where they look after their own (through fear), and attempt to convert others to their ways of thinking.
6. ‘hypocritical’
See: any STR post for a thorough understanding of this term
Feel free to reply Shelley – but i know your a coward so i don’t expect much. If you want to earn any of my respect you will refrain from the ‘your going to hell’ argument and actually try to justify your position.
I’m certain that i’ll be disappointed though…
You changed the heading and it’s still wrong! There is no Amos 25:12, there are only nine chapters in the book of Amos! No such Biblical verse exists with the wording “You shall not stick your penis in another man’s anus.”
Looks like Matt’s the new Wraith.
:D
I read and I wept
Hypocritical that’s a word the dumbass,fuckwit,nazis at STR should be familiar with.
Peace out from the friendly Sith Lord of the outer rim,Darth Revan
Hey, nice article. or it would be if it weren’t plagiarised. Don’t believe me? Here’s the link to the original one that I saw elsewhere, dated Jan 01. It’s the fifth one down on the page.
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1
Hey, I like STR (as compard to others). The dude may be highly deluded
http://thegreenatheist.com/?p=226#comment-31481
but atleast he isn’t articulate enough to cross the threshold to batshit insane. I mean he hasn’t advocated death camps or genocide yet.
Give him time Sam, give him time.
“We all know that Atheists have no Moral, no values no sense for what?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s right or wrong. How could they without God in their lives?”
It?Ǭ¥s called inherent conscience and morality. That?Ǭ¥s the thing you lack and thus try to compensate with your feeble religion.
“This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s ?¢‚Ǩ?ìnot addictive.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon! ”
I?Ǭ¥m an atheist. If that were my son, he?Ǭ¥d get quite something to hear about 2 seconds after the first question. ANd he won?Ǭ¥t like what he hears.
“ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m pregnant again. I guess I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll just get another abortion, since ?¢‚Ǩ?ìfetuses don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t count as human life.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!”
Her decision. SHe should discuss it with the family, though. And I?Ǭ¥d ask how the hell that happened.
“ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s fine with me!”
Erm, WHAT? THE? FUCK? No atheist I know, and I know quite a few, would ever allow such a thing. You gotta be kidding me.
“Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll be right there!
The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s! That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!”
Coming from a group of seriously deranged religious fanatics, this claim here isn?Ǭ¥t really credible at all. Oh, the irony.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Oh my god. You people are so rediculous! If you spent one day in an athiest home, you would come to realize that they are 100x more sane than you.
Yes, I know that the man who wrote this is an athiest and he was just being sarcastic, but i just can’t stand you ignorant people, and you are so fucking retarded for posting this on your blog, which unfortunately gets hundreds of hits per day.
Piss off and get shut down already.
–Jer Snider
Openly Gay
Proud Agnostic
age 17
Shelley i think you are seriously retarded.
why don’t you just kill yourself?
you’ll find that there is no god faster.
America will never be completely atheist or christian and thats what makes America great. I think you need to go smoke some weed and mellow out or get laid or have some fun, because you are way to up tight.
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were atheist.
Morals are for the weak, I don’t know about right and wrong, but I do have a sense of stupid and intelligent, I don’t claim to be tolerant of your ignorant, stupid religion, and you are an idiot.
Guess what? I just took a shit in a bible, and threw it at the side wall of the church near my neighborhood. So fuck you, and fuck your god.
Being Agnostic I cannot really answer for some atheists but I think I’ll get closer than you STR.
“ATHIEST KID: Mom, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to go f*ck a hooker.”
I want to know how the “kid” even gets a hooker, much less can do the deed. I also don’t know any parents, including atheists, that would let their kid do this.
“ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s ?¢‚Ǩ?ìnot addictive.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
I pitty the fool who smokes tobacco, more addicting than heroine and yet it’s legal. I only support legalization for medicinal purposes. I’ve never heard anyone say it’s not addictive.
“ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m pregnant again. I guess I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll just get another abortion, since ?¢‚Ǩ?ìfetuses don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t count as human life.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
I agree with Matt, and I don’t support abortion in this case, I only support abortion in cases of rape, or if there is a high risk to the mother, child, or both. If some gutter slut couldn’t keep her legs closed and gets pregnant then that’s her fault and her responsibility to deal with the after shock.
“ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!”
Uhm, see the above response.
“RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s! That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!”
To see you use the word hypocritical in this manner is so hilarious. It should be phrased like this:
Random STR Chrisitian: Damn you, [insert any other group]! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant and life supporting, but we’re the ones supporting a war in Iraq. That’s because we religious zealots are hypocritical like that! Die [insert same group]!
@Zeruel “Guess what? I just took a #### in a bible, and threw it at the side wall of the church near my neighborhood. So #### you, and #### your god.”
That is exactly what this article warned of, and exactly what you as an Atheist have gone and done. This article is a slam-dunk argument!
Always Right
haha, Darth Revan….
lightning.
Would you mind getting the fuck out of my internet and/or killing yourself?
Holy shit, why are most of you americans so fucking retarded?
Can’t wait for Russia to bomb the fuck out of you, you don’t deserve any better.
hey guys, i’m back
once again, i have to say, shelley posts the only blogs worth reading
“ATHIEST KID: Mom, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to go f*ck a hooker.”
–oh please, as if some kid could tell his mom i’m getting a hooker. that would turn into the kid getting his ass beat most likely
“ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m pregnant again. I guess I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll just get another abortion, since ?¢‚Ǩ?ìfetuses don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t count as human life.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù”
–cause, you know that this is how any woman tells her husband that she is pregnant
“ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s fine with me!”
–i’m stunned at this. i’m completely tolerant of gays and lesbians, but if i came home, and two lesbian women were having sex in my room, i’d wonder why they were there then tell them to get the hell out
“The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.”
–realize that this is something you christians are famous for, not agnostics, atheists, nihilists :), or any other religion or those with no religion to delude our vision.
1.?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ ?¢‚Ǩ?ìfetuses don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t count as human life.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢
Well actually, an embryo isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t a human life. When the embryo begins to look like a human and developes a nervous system (ie. feels physical pain) then it a fetus and counts as a human life.
So tell me how this 11 week old fetus is clearly NOT a human.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=51268511&blogID=322352919
This website is one big joke. You my dear are truly one of the sickest people I have ever met in my life. Does it not also say in the bible that thy shall honor thy neighbor? Including homosexuals, atheists, and germans, etc. I suggest you talk to your preacher this sunday, and beg for forgiveness for tainting the lord’s holy name and reputation in this manner. Otherwise, I can see you and everyone who can agree with this going straight to hell. This whole website is a link of lies and stereotypes, without any significant proof to prove that any of it is true. I am not a Christian, nor do I wish to express my religious orientation. Oh… wait, I have to go, it’s time to burn another Christian on the stake… In case you were too ignorant to know, I was being fececious. Aww, what’s the matter? Don’t know what fececious means? Too bad, look it up you waste of human life.
“So tell me how this 11 week old fetus is clearly NOT a human.”
Like I said, there are two completely valid arguments for and against abortion. You just posted the anti-abortion, so allow me to retort. So tell me why these babies had to suffer any longer because someone didn’t get an abortion:
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/maged2.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/Sirenomelia.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/image597956x.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/DUbabycopy.jpg
BH:
If you read the definition of embryo and foetus that i gave, it’s a human life once it has a nervous system – so the way that it’s not a human life is if it doesn’t have a nervous system. Also, if you compare the image to that of a 16-17 week old foetus, you will notice a huge difference in its appearance, and at that stage you can clearly see that it’s a future human baby. To me that isn’t true of the image that you have shown. If i didn’t already know that the image was that of a 11 week old embryo i would assume that it was a primate in development – at this stage to me there appears to be no distinction between a human embryo and a primate embryo. So it doesn’t have the appearance of a human specifically, more of the general family (as human are related to primates).
Sorry, but it fails under both areas of the definition.
Any other comments from the STR cronies?
LeftTurn:
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Matt
Is it just me, or is the STR crew losing their touch? I won’t even bother demolishing this, too comical.
Tut tut STR, tut tut.
HAHAHAHA This is perfect, Shelley…
Showing the atheists as intolerants… what’s next? Christians very worried about environment? HAHAHA.
I’m sorry, what I have to leave, I have to kill some beautiful jew girls….HAHAHA
Jesus the best!!!
Whoever wrote this is clearly mentally ill. Almost makes me feel guilty for laughing at it. This is the best comedy site on the web!
This is the most moronic thing that I’ve read in a while.
Boy you hit the nail on the head with this one. ANY BODY who dont believe in JESUS CHRIST is a damn fool! I read some place that atheists were the highest number of child molesters and queers to. NO SUPRISE THERE LOL! Probably all liberals to!
Wraith could debunk these articles more quickly and thoroughly than anyone else, and you sounded a lot like him in your response.
Think of it as being accepted into the House of Lords.
It’s an inversion of the Ku Klux Klan!
Hurray!!!!
Now THAT would convince me of becoming atheist.
This is ridiculous. I’m an athiest and I do have morals. Believing in god has nothing to do with morals.
You wouldn’t like me saying that Christians smoke pot and f*ck hookers, would you? So don’t say it about my beliefs.
I feel like my eyes are bleeding, for I have read the biggest stupidity ever displayed on my screen…
Let’s begin from the beginning. morality codes are 100% subjective, since every culture can have different moral codes, or are you telling me that Mayas had the same morality code as the Romans… So let’s begin by saying you still(It’s been a year since I last felt like reading what assholes think) know nothing about the real world… Hell, I’m pretty sure you don’t know who the Mayas or Romans where…
What is wright and wrong depends on the culture and your own opinions(e.g: I think people like you should be forced to learn about everything so they at least know what they are talking about)(Otherwise they could be put to death, since you seem to like so much death penalty)(Oh, Oh! I know! let’s get an Homosexual rape you since you hate them so much :) that would be really funny)
I think just saying that pretty much brings the rest down the pipe… what else…
That thing about the atheist hating Christians and killing them… It reminds me of the inquisition, could it be that you actually wished you could do that to all those people who don’t believe the same as you? You don’t have to answer, we know the answer is ‘Yes’ since you are an intolerant monster :)
The only morality is God’s law so have fun in Hell, you moron
Ok…I shouldn’t really be surprised by this because we all know you are crazy as hell on this site. But let me say, I live in Sweden and the most people I know are atheists, including me and I do not recognice anything of that crap you made up. Do you really believe in that, are you that stupid?
“The only morality is God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s law so have fun in Hell, you moron”
Once Jesus and/or God comes to me and proves themselves to me, then, and only then, will I listen to what they have to say. Saying that there is some deity watching over us and that we should follow some book written by some drunk monks back in the day is stupid to say the least.
“The only morality is God?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s law so have fun in Hell, you moron”
The only morality is what you decide it is. Obviously yours comes out of your ass. Or those poor 8th graders in your basement.
‘Random Aussie’,
stop insulting Billy Bob. What is wrong with you.
May I ask you: What is YOUR moral compass?
Shelley
Wow,you guys are fucked in the head,literaly.I’d bet that someone or something with a 15inch dick actually fucked you in the ear.
Peace out from the friendly Sith Lord of the outer rim,Darth Revan.
Why do you always do that Shelley? You choose not to respond to criticism at all, and the only comments that you do reply to are where you feel you can take the moral high ground. How about responding to some of my earlier comments? Or ANYONES comments? I’ve challenged you to answer the claims that you are making by posting something so blatantly offensive and it your responsibility as someone who is making such a claim to answer that challenge.
If you truly believed this crap, you would be fighting to defend every single point… and yet you don’t. That says one of several things:
1. You don’t actually believe what you’re saying, or
2. You have no capacity to reason out an argument beyond blatant farcical statements.
Oh and by the way –
The “moral compass” that your speaking of isn’t some divine characteristic, it’s developed in the same way that our personality traits develop, through a combination of environmental and genetic factors. We inherent a certain initial brain state from the development of our genes which is in turn affected by our environment (particularly in the early years). I can see absolutely no difference between the “moral compass” that you describe and behavioural/mental characteristics of any sentient being. The difference between other animals and humans isn’t this mythological “moral compass” but that our mental capacities are more highly elevated from the soup of consciousness.
See what i did there? I set out a thesis (ie. that there is no “moral compass”) and backed it up with an argument (that instead we have mental states), easy. Now you give it a try…
Come now Shelley, we all know that those sneaky atheists are just stealing and reversing the work of us good God Fearing Southerners, the robes and hoods should be white and the person on the cross should be black, the boy should be f*cking a slave girl, mom should be a chaste white lady and the 2 homosexuals on the bed should be full of bullets, the article is pure satire showing what would happen if the democRATs got into power and reversed the good work of god’s annionted George W.
Let me help you with that story a bit:
Rev. T. Haggard: I’m gonna go f*ck a male hooker
Rev T. Haggard: Then I’m gonna smoke some crystal meth with my “special friend”
Rev. T. Haggard: After that I’m goin in front of my congregation at the mega-church to denounce the same things I do because because I am a self-loathing closeted gay man.
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart: Don’t go in the bedroom, there some hookers in there I’ve been carousing with, and they’re not quite dressed yet.
Rev. Jim Bakker: One of them isn’t named Jessica I hope.
Glad to help out
Bubba
Matt,
eventhough your comment couldn’t be more true, sadly Shelley will probably say something like this (if she even responds):
“Upright Christians like me are too busy to answer stupid atheis dumb0c-rat lie-berals like you!”
or
“That’s exactly what a evil satanic evolutionist would say!”
It’s very sad, but these people just don’t know how to think for themselves anymore. Even more sad it is that dangerous fundamentalists like them actually have alot of influence compared to other world citizens, as they can vote in matters regarding US policies.
On the other hand, it makes me grateful that most Americans are not like them.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
“May I ask you: What is YOUR moral compass?”
My moral compass is that of a human. I am very close to an atheist but yet I don’t go around sticking every girl on Colfax Ave. My moral compass is based on the maximum freedom for all people and that peace is in every case better than violance. Obviously not the same as yours.
You, Miss, are seriously fucked up.
I’m not an Atheist, but i have many friends/people I am associated with who are indeed Atheists and they are not at all as what you describe.
You have no right whatsoever to decide how we should live our lives; with God or without Him. It is not up to you to label others, or make the assumption that every person who practices Atheism is identical. It’s almost as if you yourself are trying to play the role of God.
Well, God doesn’t hate anyone, Atheist or not. God forgives and loves each and every one of us.
Read a fucking Bible, for Christ’s sake!
.. fucking dick.
Okay… wow. How stupid can you make this site? Not much more then you already have. Atheist’s are nothing like that. I am a Christian that is mortified by the way you come across. you make the rest of us look like idiots. I hate you for that. One thing that I can say is that you definitely come across as he type of Christians that are not open to any other religion, if you ran the world there would still be witch hunts and meaningless deaths. You are hateful, fearful people that make lies up about others just because you think you have the right to run their minds a beliefs… you make me sick.
Lucky for you I’m not american. Otherwise, I would have to sue you in libel action.
Jill AnnMarie your a christian i can definately respect. str you could learn from jill annmarie she’s a far better christian then you str people will ever be. Jill AnnMarie is a perfect example of what a chrisitian should be.
” RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions”
yet you people disagree with other religions
freaking hypo….
what do you smoke to write such a bad novel =/?
Sorry, Sara, Jill AnnMarie,
Shelly’s the real Xian. It’s you so-called moderates that allow these nutters to thrive.
Sleep well.
I think that the best word that can describe my feelings is ?¢‚Ǩ?ìLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL?¢‚Ǩ¬ù.
ROFL…
Someone really needs to brush up on story telling skills..
haha
over-dramatic
AND CHRISTIANITY IS ISN’T HYPOCRITICAL?!?!?!
IS IT JUST ME OR DO ALL CHRISTIANS HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME?
JUST SILLY AN QUITE CHILD-LIKE
Has anyone here ever heard the saying that reason is the greatest enemy of religion? It was first said by Martin Luther, the priest who founded Protestantism.
I’ve been reading quite a few of the posts on here, and I must say, you really do provide some wonderful evidence in supporting what Martin Luther said!
I’m so sorry, for all of you, I wish I could help you, I truly do. If you want me to try, just reply to this comment.
A.S.
You do know that it is possible to be an aethiest and still have morals? When do you hear of Aethiests launching wars against each other, we don’t launch Jihads on innocent people, or launch crusdaes on people because we want political and financial control. But just to make it clear, I have nothing against people on the basis of their religion, whether they be Muslim, Sikh or Christian, but when people start becoming fanatical (about religion or politics) that’s when problems arise and this has been proven throughout history.
@Michael Brown, I agree with most of what you say but you forgot that atheist communists invaded Eastern Europe,Afghanistan etc. during the 20th Century.Also,many of the Zionists in the Israeli government and several Zionist neocons are atheists too.Political Zionism (a racist fanatical political philosophy that hides behind a religious front and plays the victimized race card) isn’t the same as being a devout Torah believing Jew,quite a few Jews are staunchly anti-zionist and anti-war! Many wars throughout world history were religious in nature though, so atheists have waged far fewer wars historically.
@ William Milton, I apologise for not mentioning the communists in the 20th century and stand corrected, but it wasn’t my intention to portray Atheists as purely good (which would be a compltely misguided generalisation, as would to say that all people who have a faith are extremists, which is wuite evidently not the case), only that more trouble has been caused by political and religious fanatics than by atheists on the balance of history.
I do believe I just choked on my own spit. That was funny.
@ josh: George Washington was not an atheist, but there’s a story that his pastor had a hard time with him because he refused to kneel in Church.
Oh, beejeezers! Now, you’re scaring me, woman! Nobody could be that twisted, warped and demented…or could you?
Yeah, I’m weeping alright. For that poor nutcase who wrote this pile of crud.
As far as I know, Christianity is the most brutal and intolerant religion of them all. Just take a look in those History books you’ve probably thrown out to make space for a new edition of the bible. Or look at this post! It practically jumps at you saying, “I’m a Christian, I hate Atheists! They haven’t done anything to me, but I still hate them for being different!”
Did you eat something bad? Your mom’s cooking?
Gosh, there is no way I could still feel sorry for you stubborn brainless… people. At least I think that’s what you are, even though you probably think of yourself as post-angelic helper.
Jake
ha that was the funnyest roleplay ive ever read … you and me should write a play
oh and what happens if you eat the last page of the bible …. i may need to get checked out for severe case of bullshit in the stomach
please do tell me what to do if i eat a part of the bibile … do i become part of christ
plz post something about it it would be worth a read
Wow, never before has anyone captured so succinctly what its like to grow up in an atheist household.
Your pedofile priests should taught you about the NAZI, that’s what you are, Mike and Shelly. The atheist people could be siners for you, but they’re smarter (’cause we believe in science, a real proof of the world’s forces), we believe in the free expresion and the open-mind ideas and WE ARE NOT SLAVES OF A GOD, it’s unfair what are you saying, ignorant, coward people, bunch of SHIT.
Mike Shuddery, from Oklahoma City, you should be shamed of what have you written in this “FREEDOM BLOG”, please go to a church and kill yourself freaking Nazi.
It’s just an advice from a Colombian atheist who PERFECTLY KNOWS THE MORAL RULES OF OUR SOCIETY.
And Shelley, please close this website, you’re just hurting people FANATIC NAZI BITCH!
You woman are seriously seriously retarded
fuck you and your gay christian beleifs
there is not god.
obviously if he “Created” You he hates the world and wants the world to suffer
hopefully you will die soon and reallise that there is no god u PRICK
James. 14 australia
That’s the siliest bit of nonsense I have read from a christian in awhile
I didn’t weep.
I was deeply offended by your words of hate and stereotyping.
I am an atheist.
Atheists just don’t believe.
They aren’t automaticly stupid.
I respect christians and people of other faiths.
I bet “god” would look down at you in shame if he existed.
This warrants no logical argument since it is based on pure idiocy.
It’s people like you who will bring down the world. You and your morally incorrect beleifs are offensive. If there is a god, someday he will piss on your grave which would look nice next to Hitler’s. If there is a hell, you will burn in it. When I first saw this website I thought it was a joke. You are a disgrace to all the bipartisan efforts and freedoms that the U.S. allows, and it’s only with those freedoms that this website is even allowed to exist. If you care anything about this nation you will shut down this terrible site and keep your bastard mouth quiet you racist slut.
Why the hell would Atheist hate Christians? Besides, it’s rare to be friends with atheist. Because people don’t know what religion they were. Also, this story fails at life.
This is to the people who read this blog and think its real.
“athiests” do not hate god. period. why? because we do not believe in a guiding force. you once said “god hates athiests because they hate him” dumb logic.not possible.
and my entire family-me my mum my dad and my 4 year old brother(well my brother isnt old enough to decide)- are athiests and i assure you youre story would not happen.
in terms of abortion we really dont want another sibling so she would probably get an abortion. but that probably wont have to happen because my dad had that operation so he cant reproduce ahem sorry to much information
aaannnnyway here is my trump card
when i was eight years old my dad explained religion to me
not in a biased way i assure you and aked me what i thought
at first i was all well how else could the world have happened but then i really thought about it and decided that i would rather have more scientific freedom.
there you go. i was given a choice. i know that some people dont give there kids choices (you bieng one of them)
and regardless of how the parents are athiest or religious youre kids should have a choice
and now im twelve and i would like to be a bioligist
of course if you choose to answer my comment you will be all”you dont know anything because youre 12″ but i know more about life than you ever will
of course this is only if you exist and believe what you say
oh great mistress of the satire
hehe
………. This is sick, I am athiest, I have high morals, and I believe in right but no wrong, you on the other hand do not.
Infact: I do NOT believe in abortion, Fetuses are humans the MOMENT they are formed by DNA, I do NOT believe in cheating, I do NOT believe in killing, or any of that other stuff.
people who are the writers of things like this, are hypocritical. I know children, no, I am a child whom hads met other children and adults, and guess what, the majority of people whom have no problem with the fact that I am athiest is CHILDREN.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO NOT HAVE A RELIGION TO NOT KNOW WRONG FROM RIGHT, TO NO HAVE MORALS, TO NOT HAVE RESPECT (which by the way you do not have any….
You make up reasons that it is wrong for us to be, you say it’s because we’re confused, that we believe in fact, that we need proof…you are dead wrong
I find it weird that no one takes it in to consideration that athiest’s don’t kill people for thier non-beliefs, they don’t act as suicide bombers for their non-bliefs, they do not preform dangerous pratices, nor do they start wars based on religion.
we are our own people we are not telling you that you are wrong for believing in what you believe in, but we’re not saying you are right to believe in it either, we’re not saying we’re right to no believe, and we’re not saying we’re wrong.
You, my dear, are a hypocritical ignorant jackass of a human being, whom thinks they are, excuse me, playing judge…
You my good ma’am/sir need to do the following:
Get facts
And
Get real
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were like the idiots at STR. (with Shelley’s family as the cast:
STR’s Kid: Mom, I’m going to play Pokemon and Digimon.
Shelley: NO!
STRK: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Shelley: GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG MAN!
The Kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.
Shelley’s Hubby: Hey!
Shelley: Hi, honey! I’m going to eat Panda Bear steak!
: Okay, eat as much as you want!
*A boot gets thrown in*
Shelley: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
SH: Why not?
STR: There are two gay men f*cking each other in there.
SH: Why are they here?
STR: I wanted to shoot them in the PINGAS and have their PINGAS removed!
SH: Okay, that’s fine with me!
Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.
BBN (Billy Bob Neck): Come quick, there’s a Digimon with a pokemon outside!
STR: We’ll be right there!
The Republicunt couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Pokemon is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of Republicunt stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.
RANDOM STR Follower: Damn you, Pokey-man! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we Christian Republicunt wackos are hypocritical like that! Die, Pokey-man demon!
I come in and I beat the crap out of every one whom is a STR member and a STR Follower.
Me: Your right! You are hypocritical like that!
STR: BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(STR means Shelley, SH means Shelley’s husband, STRK means Shelley’s kid)
By Titus the Gaomon, Stockbridge, GA
no way, pot’s addictive?
Next time check your facts. that guy is an atheist, I have watched what you wrote down because it was so funny, the way people think atheists act.
Oh joy! Yet another piece of hypocritical, racist, rubbish! (I do know this is a sarcastic piece of work) And Shelly, racism can happen to any religion.Did you ever go to school? Or were you to busy stabbing gays, spreading propaganda, and killing Pokey-men.
no comment here except for this is living proof that religion and stupidity go hand in hand.
I agree with atheist.
Bad spelling, punctuation and total ignorance.
Are you twelve year olds? I can only see this kind of stuff swaying the young and/or wholly ignorant, which are you?
Also, atheists aren’t some kind of organized club, we don’t have regular meetings or a newsletter. Why is it then that you suppose we ALL think alike? Such an opinion could only come from ignorance and/or naïveté; again, which are you?