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Kenny vs. Spenny – Forced Man-Rape, Anal Sex and Bestiality on Public Television

The God-hating lefty’s on Canadian television have once again cooked-up another vitriol and bile-filled episode of Kenny versus Spenny, giving a black eye to morality and Christian values. In Episode 4: Who Can Stand Being Tied To A Goat The Longest? both Kenny Hotz (a jew) and Spencer Rice (a catholic) appear as their respective selves, but this time they’re tied to a goat, with a pitiful attempt at comedic banter like in their previous sad forays on cable television. Needless to say, one might as well take for granted that a jew and a catholic would put forward propaganda aimed at undermining the moral order that makes society great.



Kenny and Spenny think it’s a hoot mocking holy matrimony, but as the STR readership will concur the only righteous relationship was like the one between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve


This episode goes further than any other in denigrating those Christian values that make us the freest and happiest people in the world. In America we love freedom, but everyone here understands that freedom isn’t free. Something Kenny and Spenny the chowderhead Canucks don’t seem to grasp in their constant mocking and scoffing of everything and anything moral and good.

The list of hatred and nastiness in this show defies all reason, including but not limited to:

  • Public urination caught on film of Kenny Hotz on Spencer Rice’s bed
  • Death and evisceration of a goat
  • Forced man-rape
  • Bestiality and anal sex with a goat



With dialogue that includes Kenny stating: “.. go on.. take that goat cock… take that big goat cock” is Kenny versus Spenny really something appropriate for broadcast on television?


Something must be done to stop this, and quickly. Kenny versus Spenny cannot continue to be shown on television, anywhere. Congress and the FCC may show compassion, but Jesus is not so kind in His judgements on the wicked.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III

(Episode 4 segment courtesy YouTube!, photo of Kenny and Spenny courtesy http://kennyhotz.spaces.live.com/photos )

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  1. spencer rice January 24th, 2008 10:51 AM

    It’s Spenny from Kenny Vs. Spenny. I have to say that I don’t take issue with too many of your observations, except that you have tarred me with the same brush with which you rightly tarred Kenny. With rare exceptions, it’s Kenny, not me, who is responsible for the worst behavior on the show. In fact, I have always prided myself on trying to display a strong sense of traditional values. For example, I think marriage and family values are essential to a successful and decent society. In fact, I think it’s precisely thosevalues that has made the U.S. such a special place. I could go on about my opinions on social and spiritual issues, and I think you’d find a friend, not a foe.

    One of the reasons I agreed to do the show was that I believed, and still do, that the show makes Kenny look bad — but unfortunately not to everyone. My entire life I have tried to educate Kenny to the value of ethics and at least trying to do the right thing. I, of course, have failed miserably, partly because the society, sadly, seems to reward bad behavior, and Kenny is nothing if not an opportunist.

    The other point I’d like to make is that the show is deceptively simple. It actually speaks to moral issues in a very real and direct way. The debates –on blogs like this — that spin off the show are surprisingly heady, and that makes me proud. We are not Jack Ass ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú at least I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not.

    The show is also a comedy. It’s really meant to make people laugh. Of course, some people will hate it and think that it’s gross. I accept and understand that perspective. I love “Leave it to Beaver” and “The Andy Griffith Show”. I realize that you don’t have to be “dirty” to be funny, but we?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re reality TV, not scripted, and we try to keep things as honest as possible, for good or ill.

    Lastly, a word on Kenny: Yes, he’s grotesque, narcissistic, dishonest and smelly, but he’s also funny (sometimes, in my opinion) and without his “evil” the show wouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t work for me. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s odd couple dynamic that makes the show work. But Kenny, at the end of the day, is quazi-decent man. His most distasteful antics are for effect. The amazing thing is that our personas, warts and all, are an honest, if not magnified, representation of our true selves. We’re both stuck with our fundamental personalities and we try our hardest to be true to them.

    God Bless,

    Spenny

  2. Sedgewick Hunsaker January 24th, 2008 11:57 AM

    Well that was one of the most disgusting and vulgar things I have ever seen in my whole life. I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies and sissies too for not helping us out in Iraq but this takes the cake. I aint been so disgusted since we stayed at a motel in Lubbock and they had skin flicks on their TV. Naked people doing the nasty 24 hours a day right there on the TV. I protested so loudly the next morning that the manager took the $18.50 TV charge off of our bill. I only watched it because my wife Mavis wanted to and she was shocked too after a couple of hours. As bad as that stuff was there wasnt nobody having sex with goats. Thats something you would only see in this country in San Francisco and never on TV unless maybe you got that dirty HBO or Sinimax. If they show that stuff on regular TV up there that country is really going to Hell. Thats all she wrote.

    Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
    True Christian
    Proud Republican

  3. Jason January 24th, 2008 11:58 AM

    Hey Spenny, please lick me, I’m almost as filthy as you. Oh take me Satan please!

    Yes the show is dirty, disgusting, and downright wrong, and you know what? It’s the best show on TV..

    Get a life, Kenny vs Spenny = 10/10

  4. Shaz January 24th, 2008 12:44 PM

    woww you Christians need to live alittle. i really hope your vegetarians or else your argument falls a bitt short. anyhow, the goat was never harmed nor killed, and if you dont like the tv station change it or cancel it. its really not that hard.

    Shaz .
    True believer that religion is brainwashing
    Proud Canadian!–Go Hilary :) haha

    ps. make another season, KvS 5!!

  5. Shaz January 24th, 2008 12:53 PM

    - and another note. if you want to advocate to something that will make a difference. argue the value system that is diminished by the slaughtering farms.

  6. spencer rice January 24th, 2008 12:57 PM

    Thanks for the heads-up. The post above yours made me a litte suspicious…a Colbert Report kind of thing.

    Anyhow, my sentiments still apply. I’ll defend the show to the bitter end because I think it’s funny and honest.

    Naively Yours,

    Spenny

  7. Jer Snider January 24th, 2008 12:57 PM

    This is absolutely rediculous. You ignorant people are bitching over a TV show. I swear to god. Could you people be any more narrow minded??? I have a simple situation to your dilema. DON’T FUCKING WATCH THE TV SHOW IF YOU’RE AGAINST IT! If you ignorant people actually knew what went on in the world, you would realize that being gay or lesbian is not a problem. I’m gay, and my parents are Christians as well. But they accept me and support me in any way possible. I know I’m not evil and immoral. I’m a virgin and I’m waiting for the right man. I’m a peace activist, straight A student, and I help people in whichever way I can. And you know what, I’ll be vulgar right now, but if I want to have someone shove their dick in my ass, then that’s mine and my partners buisness, not yours.

    You say you’re a proud American, but to be quite honest, you don’t even know what it means to be a proud, let alone TRUE American.

    Oh, and FYI…If you were a proud American, then you would know at least a little bit about our country’s history, which I’m considering you know nothing of, seeing that half the stuff you post on this damned website is completely and utterly foolish.

    Ever heard of separation of Church and State? Yes, the word “GOD” is in the Declaration of Independence, but it is nowhere seen in the Constitution, which is what our country is based off of, not the religious scum like you. Now don’t get me wrong, not all religious people are like YOU, but if you were at least a little more peaceful and loving as opposed to being judgemental and condemning, you would see that life would be much easier and peaceful, and who knows, maybe even your afterlife.

    If there’s one thing I do know, it’s that Jesus doesn’t hate the bullshit on your so-called “hit list”. If anything, he HATES the HATERS. Why would you hate something he created and loves?

    There’s some food for thought, Chuck.

    Respectfully,

    Jer Snider

    By the way, Im only 17….Shows how much you know.

  8. Lisa M. January 24th, 2008 1:08 PM

    If this site is a joke, I am not laughing. However I will say this… If you are going to slander something at least get your facts straight; How can it be seen as public urination when he was doing it in his own home? The goat was not killed it was a lamb that had already been killed and skinned for consumption and is it really anal sex when no penetration had occured? Maybe your “rant” would have been better if you paid more attention to the actual facts. Nothing like pointing out the obvious. I happen to think that Kenny vs. Spenny is the best Canadian show ever made and if you have a problem with it, don’t watch it. No one is forcing you to tune in to Comedy Central on Sunday nights.

  9. Lisa M. January 24th, 2008 1:10 PM

    Now if you will excuse me… I am going to participate in some pre-marital sodomy

  10. Sam Johnston January 24th, 2008 1:31 PM

    Snider:

    Jesus actually hates gays. He comes with a sword to do God’s will. You are making up a soppy Jesus who is not in the Bible. Shame on you. If the Bible jesus met you, the first thing He’d do would be to cast the demon from out of you. Perhaps you aren’t as Christian as you think?

  11. Lisa M. January 24th, 2008 1:41 PM

    If this site is a joke, I am not laughing. However I will say this?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ If you are going to slander something at least get your facts straight; How can it be seen as public urination when he was doing it in his own home? The goat was not killed it was a lamb that had already been killed and skinned for consumption and is it really anal sex when no penetration had occured? Maybe your ?¢‚Ǩ?ìrant?¢‚Ǩ¬ù would have been better if you paid more attention to the actual facts. Nothing like pointing out the obvious. I happen to think that Kenny vs. Spenny is the best Canadian show ever made and if you have a problem with it, don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t watch it. No one is forcing you to tune in to Comedy Central on Sunday nights

  12. Gyro January 24th, 2008 1:59 PM

    Just out of intrest, could anyone quote me the EXACT PASSAGE in the Bible that procliams Good hates homosexuals?

    No, anything such as “it’s ingrained throughout” will not do. Nor will “Read the damn bible!”

  13. Proud German January 24th, 2008 2:17 PM

    “I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies and sissies too for not helping us out in Iraq but this takes the cake.”

    They helped you by doing YOUR job in Afghanistan. Only that they did it and still do it far better.

    Otherwise: If you don?Ǭ¥t like, DON?Ǭ¥T WATCH IT.

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  14. Always Right January 24th, 2008 2:31 PM

    @Gyro “Just out of intrest, could anyone quote me the EXACT PASSAGE in the Bible that procliams Good hates homosexuals?”

    “Thous shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination.” Lev. 18:22

    Something ambiguously gay here? No, there is not.

    Always Right

  15. sara carter January 24th, 2008 3:18 PM

    jesus does not hate gays. he hates the sin but not the person sheesh. why do these str people go out of their way to make peoples lives a living hell? god damn str if it so offense then do watch it sheesh.

  16. sara carter January 24th, 2008 3:20 PM

    i mean if it’s so damn offensive then don’t watch it. i mean sheesh it’s simple as that.

  17. spencer rice January 24th, 2008 3:53 PM

    Re: #9 Post: Lisa M, can I have your phone number?

    Spenny

  18. sara carter January 24th, 2008 4:34 PM

    haha lisa m that was a good one lol.

  19. Always Right January 24th, 2008 4:35 PM

    @sara “i mean if it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s so damn offensive then don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t watch it.”
    @Lisa M “…if you have a problem with it, don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t watch it.”

    If a car crashed into a telephone pole and people inside were burning alive, would you just turn your back? If late at night your neighbor was striking his wife and you witnessed it accidentally through the window while holding a surprisingly powerful camera and telescopic lens (as happened to me once), would you not report it?

    If people are engaging in sex orgies with a herd of goats would you not want them to get help? If they were taking turns peeing on each others’ beds?

    Simply put Kenny vs. Spenny is a cry for help, and if I could figure out where Canada is it would be our duty to protest their filming at every opportunity.

    Always Right

  20. Sedgewick Hunsaker January 24th, 2008 5:05 PM

    What is this love fest between sara carter and lisa m. and why are these broads repeating themselves. If these 2 dames aint lezbos my name aint Sedgewick P. Hunsaker. Thats all she wrote.

  21. spencer rice January 24th, 2008 5:35 PM

    Dear Always Right,

    If people were engaging in sex orgies with goats, I would use the surprisingly powerful camera and telescopic lens and immediately post it on youtube. But with all the other scenarios, I agree with you.

    Canada is North. Wear something warm to the protest.

  22. True Christian January 24th, 2008 5:45 PM

    @ Sedgewick

    Well maybee your name isn?Ǭ¥t Sedgewick… You are probably not even a man???

    That also explains why you always end your comments with ” That?Ǭ¥s all she wrote”….

    So a Lesbo ACTING like a man….

    /True Christian

  23. Lisa M. January 24th, 2008 5:48 PM

    Re: #17 Post
    Sure but I would rather not post it on here and have Always Right or Sedgewick call me (hahaha) but you can send me an email, I have no problem posting that for all to see. It is lerueleau@yahoo.com

    Reply to Sedgewick: I am not a lesbian (not there is anything wrong with homosexuality) Is it such a problem for two women to compliment each other (and not be lesbians) rather then be in competition with each other?

    Reply to Always Right #19 Post:
    If I was walking by a car accident where people were burning to death I think I would risk getting arrested for public urination trying to put the fire out… Your metaphors really do not mesh well anyway. Not paying attention to people on fire is NOT the same as not watching Kenny vs. Spenny.

  24. Shawn Ruby- LIBERAL January 24th, 2008 7:12 PM

    Christians are worse people than anyone, you judge, force opinions on others, and reject anything other than what you think. You are pathetic, you believe your fairy tales in the bible, and you worship somebody that lets people be raped, murdered, and forgotten. Where is this “god” you speak of? Surely he is up there shaking his head about a tv show, when he is ignoring those who suffer.

  25. Shawn Ruby- LIBERAL January 24th, 2008 7:16 PM

    Chrisitans are bad people. i’d like to start with a quote i just saw on the bottom of the page saying “one more dead fag makes God happy”. that’s really christian..that’s being a good person isn’t it…well FUCK YOU. You judge people, fore your opions on them, and reject reality. YOur “god” is up there all pissed off about a tv show? well why isn’t he concerned with something a little more important, like people being raped, murdered, tortured, and forgotten. you’re so corrupt and ignorant it’s unreal. Keep waiting for the second coming…because it isn’t going to come. GOD IS NOT REAL..yeah go ahead and pray for me…last time i checked prayer is false hope as well.

  26. True Christian January 25th, 2008 6:14 AM

    @ Shawn Ruby.

    Real Christians are NOT like those STR people. STR. has nothing to do with God or Jesus. Jesus isn?Ǭ¥t hatefull. The STR crew is just a minority, and 99% of Christians don?Ǭ¥t share their twisted version of Christianity.

    STR. are just a bunch of pathetic claim to be Christians, who are giving Christianity a BAAAD name…

    /True Christian

  27. A Canadian January 25th, 2008 1:12 PM

    Aren’t you going to go to hell with the rest of us for watching the show yourself? Idiot.

  28. Always Right January 25th, 2008 3:03 PM

    @Shawn “Chrisitans are bad people”

    Christian’s are good people. And the bible states you must worship Jesus as the son of God to be good as well. Or else.

    @Spencer “But with all the other scenarios, I agree with you.”

    Jesus wins, again!

    @Lisa “Not paying attention to people on fire is NOT the same as not watching Kenny vs. Spenny.”

    You’re right it’s not the same: sexual depravity and mocking Christian values like on Kenny vs. Spenny are in many ways worse. Your constant challenging the system is going to get you in a lot of trouble!

    Always Right.
    Charles “Chuck” Roast III

  29. dirtbikeguy January 25th, 2008 10:10 PM

    @ Always Right post 19.
    canada is right above you idiot.

  30. mike ward January 25th, 2008 10:39 PM

    First off, no one is going to take anyone names “Always Right” seriously…

    I feel so bad for “right-winger christians”… They are just mindless mules following the rules of an old book, with no self-judgment of they’re own.

    I don’t know about any of you guys, but I have known plenty of real, by the book christians, (perhaps like #26) who believe in all of the same things, go to church every sunday, and do their best to help out… BUT ARE STILL GOOD PEOPLE. Sure i may disagree about gay marriage, but do they hold that against me? Do they tell me that I’m going to get chopped in two by jesus if i don’t submit my whole existence to their ideals? hell no…

    People like STR use their faith as a weapon to promote violence, hate, and general negetivity to remove the ‘scourge’ from the earth….

    AND YOU BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE?!?! HAVE YOU READ THE FUCKING THING?!!??!!

    If you accept the bible, then know that it was written by men who had received information from god, men who were just as susceptible to sin as you or me. Meaning that any part of the bible could be misrepresented to show the writers feelings rather than gods…

    Now don’t go bashing me as a god hating atheist. I believe in god and jesus, i believe that jesus died for our sins, and i think that many of the morals that come from the bible are respectable, but i think that you should make up your own mind rather than follow the flock.

    I think that god is above caring about petty things like gay marriage, because two guys having sex doesn’t hurt anyone else; and if god wants them to repent, i’m sure he doesn’t want or NEED you to go make their lives miserable. He loves his children and will forgive them for anything, he doesn’t just want to send all of the non-believers to hell.

    Sorry that i’ve gone on so long, but i think we all see who is actually causing problems here.

    -Note to spenny

    Let me say that i am not a “spenny hater”, i do tend to lean more towards being a fan of kenny, but i think that you bring just as much to the table as he does.

    That being said, i TRULY hope that you guys get along more than you do on camera, and if you don’t, then maybe you should both make an effort. I could completely wrong, i am truly ignorant of your guys actual relationship, but that is just my advice from my perspective.

  31. Lisa M. January 26th, 2008 12:12 AM

    Reply To Always Right
    Then I look forward to being arrested for voicing my opinion for I believe in.

  32. sara carter January 26th, 2008 12:49 AM

    sedgewick hun i’m saying this as nicely as i can stop with the slanderous remarks cause if you don’t stop making slanderous remarks and false accusations i will slap a law suit on you so fast you won’t know what hit you. seriously give it a rest or you’ll be hearing from my lawyer i have apologized to you and made my peace with you even extending a olive branch to you. there fore my consciensus is clear and i will not apologize to you a second time i mean sedgewick stop with the slanderous remarks and false accusations or you will be hearing from my lawyer.

  33. Austin January 26th, 2008 12:59 AM

    whoever wrote this shit is a real faggot, fuck u, get a life, quit trying to get rid of a show. go make ur own fucking boring show

  34. Austin January 26th, 2008 1:03 AM

    fuck you, your a stupid faggot, quit crying about the show, there are so many other things you could bitch about. maybe its something that could really affect you, not a tv show. get a life you fucking douche

  35. sara carter January 26th, 2008 1:07 AM

    as a matter of fact sedgewick just give me your name and address cause first thing in the morning i’m calling a lawyer. this is the last and final straw sedgewick i’m getting tired of it and i’m tired of your slanderous and false accusations. i’ve tried to make peace with you. so i will be waiting for that info it’s about time someone put you in your place. apparently you can’t move on here’s two choices for you one we can do this in a peaceful matter or two i can slap a law suit on you for slander and false accusations and discrimination. cause i’m gonna need that info so i can send the legal documents it’s up to you sedgewick. i have moved on so leave me alone. think about this sedgewick before you reply your getting yourself into a lot of trouble. either be nice or else a lawyer will be involved in this and i mean it. and don’t even underestimate me either sedgewick cause when i say i’m gonna do something you be for certain i back it up so you’ve got choices here and in closing have a nice day.

  36. mike ward January 26th, 2008 1:29 AM

    #19 “If late at night your neighbor was striking his wife and you witnessed it accidentally through the window while holding a surprisingly powerful camera and telescopic lens (as happened to me once), would you not report it? ”

    you must be such a saint, good thing your on the internet to tell everyone about how great you are.

  37. Mclovin January 26th, 2008 11:47 AM

    this site in general really bothers me, even the one sided poll on what should happen to the communist radio station ( i thought free speech was a right in america). This site is the worst kind of propaganda I have ever seen. Rename the site to hitlertherepublican.com.

  38. Sedgewick Hunsaker January 26th, 2008 12:38 PM

    sara carter i have about as much respect for lawyers as I have for Democ-rats, lie-brals, illegal aliens, rappers, vegetarians and midgets so just shut your face with the threats. Being a good Christian I tried to be nice to you. See my response to your so called olive branch on the Heath Ledger post below this one to see what a nice guy I am. You are the one who wants to keep this going so if thats the way you want it thats okay with me. As far as my name and address that is only for my friends and none of my friends are crazy dames. Thats all she wrote. Sedgewick P. Hunsaker has spoken! Praise Jesus!

  39. sara carter January 26th, 2008 2:05 PM

    first i wanna clear things up i did’nt notice the comment on heath ledger until early this morning so yeah i jumped the gun. and i admit to that. and i will also admit i was wrong so give me some credit cause i did not see that comment until early this morning. and yes i will admit i jumped the gun ok i’m being truthful when i say i did’nt see it until early this morning so give me some credit ok. and no offense sedgewick but i do not recall asking you to be my friend hun. and i’m not crazy let’s get that straight. now this is cleared up my conscience is clear. have a nice day sedgwick wheather you wanna believe this or not if you believe it that’s good if not that’s fine but please lay off the slanderous remarks please i’m asking you nicely and respectfully sedgewick now i won’t call you names and i’ll respect you but please do the same thank you. i’m not a bad person and i’m not crazy so please lay off the name calling please. i will give you credit yes you were nice in your comment on the heath ledger. but i swear i ddid not see it until early in the morning. so i think we can move on from me. i’ll respect you and you respect me ok thank you in closing you can believe it or not. either way it’s fine. so have a nice day mr hunsaker i will respect you enough to not make comments about god cause from what i see you are a pretty devoted christian and that was a comment by the way. i do not understand your beliefs but i will hold them in respect. i do notice how you and str try to reach out to people it is quite amazing. and at least you try to convert people which is also amazing. so have a nice day mr hunsaker.

  40. Sedgewick Hunsaker January 26th, 2008 2:28 PM

    Thank you sara carter you sound like a nice lady even if we dont agree on everything or much of anything. Nothing wrong with disagreeing in fact it can be fun. My wife Mavis has told me more than once that I am full of you know what and sometimes I think she might be right. All of us get carried away and say things we dont mean sometimes. Best thing to do is just forgive and forget and move on. Feel free to call me or anyone else here a a-hole when you think thats what they are. It keeps this site lively. I’ll do the same but for now apologize again for the times I offended you. Like our good friend Billy Bob says God is Love. See you in church and have a nice day ms. sara carter. Sedgewick P. Hunsaker signing off.

  41. chris p January 26th, 2008 11:54 PM

    i touch my self and i like to put my dick between my legs and shuve it up my corn hole. my christian mother enjoys doing this too because she is a man whore. and just so you know i love kenny vs spenny and i like to get off while watching this show. i find men fucking goats up the arse hole very VERY attractive. thanks, me love you long time.

  42. Rev. Jesse Goldberg January 27th, 2008 4:12 AM

    Seems like someone let “The Tribe” in this forum.. All you leftist, California, Hildog, Bible Hating Jewish misfits. Chuck Roast certainly has this show’s number I’ll tell you. It’s just awful..

    Now entirely by chance, I saw this digusting Kenny & Spenny TV show where they each try to consume as much meat as they were possibly able. I saw them eat upon the flesh for an entire half-hour. I was in tears within the first 5 minutes. Absolutely disgusting how they could so shamefully consume G-D’s beautiful creatures without respect, remorse, or even a single prayer involved. I cried all night!!!

    Another episode the effeminant “man” on the show shaved (clipped) his leg hair on public television. Who knows, next he will probably wax off all his body hair and apply oils all over his demonic body. IF that is not homosexual tv, and still tolerated by today’s ineffectual censorship, then Lord knows, Jesus will judge those wicked Canuck bastards. There certainly is no Christian goodness in this tv show. And the little hairy Jew always wins!!!

    I also saw the Jewish boy pump air into his rectum only expell it upon his nemesis friend at first chance. Still no prayer first.. And again, I cried all nite!!!!!!! What a hurtful disrespectful Lefty show..

    They even stoop so low as to make fun of David Schwimmer’s Down Syndrome cousin!!! With or without flabby clipped legs.. Regardless!! Shameful. THen it seems as the other one has seen “Revenge of the Nerds” far too many times; since he has obviously taken on the persona of “Booger” for most of his life (another G-Dless act).

    I HATE THESE LITTLE SUB-MORAL BASTARDS!!! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN.. CALL THE NETWORK.. BUY SOME CHRISTIAN-CONVERSON TAPES.. BEG FOR JESUS’ LOVE AND FORGIVENESS..

    AND MAYBE.. JUST MAYBE..
    WE’LL ALL SURVIVE SEASON 5
    XOXO
    “The Apple-Faced Goyum”

  43. Terry Wickey January 27th, 2008 8:39 AM

    If Sedgewick isnt Kenny then I am a jew loving Terret syndromed faggy.

  44. spencer rice January 27th, 2008 9:32 AM

    Chris, P.,

    It’s nice to know that you have a close and loving realtionship with your mother. Family values really do matter.

    Keep Watching,

    Spenny

  45. Always Right January 27th, 2008 10:05 AM

    @chris p “i touch my self and i like to put my *censored* between my legs and shuve it up my *censored* hole. i find men *censored* goats up the *censored* hole very VERY attractive”

    This article was meant to be a calm, rational, unbiased commentary on the dangers of Kenny vs. Spenny. Not a place for bestiality erotic crazed fanfic!

    Always Right

  46. cool January 27th, 2008 5:31 PM

    spenny

    you need to learn how to win a compition, its simple but you just don’t want to sink down to his level

    you could make a better show in the later seasons if you would just suprise everyone and start outsmarting kenny, but i think you have proved that you’re just a moron

  47. Phillip January 27th, 2008 9:01 PM

    I am a mega fan of Kenny vs. Spenny. I watched every single epsiode and watch it every time it is on. however it is true that the show is kind of discusting especially the meat episode but i don’t find it THAT offensive. besides even though i am a fan of Kenny Hotz, Spencer Rice is not the bad guy, It’s kenny who is responsible for the discusting behoviour that is on Kenny vs. Spenny

  48. spencer rice January 27th, 2008 10:34 PM

    Cool,

    Thanks for your thoughts and patronage. You’re right. I don’t want to sink down to Kenny’s level. And with regard to your comment about me being a moron; a moron a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. Upon reflection, I don’t think I’m notably stupid. For example, I can spell competition. But I may be guilty of lacking good judgement because I waste my time responding to waterheards like you.

    Keep Cool.

    Spenny

  49. Lisa M. January 27th, 2008 10:54 PM

    I was actually going to comment on that… doesn’t anyone know how to use a dictionary anymore? The spelling in some of these posts is atrocious.

  50. Lisa M. January 27th, 2008 10:57 PM

    To those it does concern,

    http://www.dictionary.com

    Bookmark it and use it!!!

  51. Lisa M. January 28th, 2008 12:31 AM

    While I’m doing free promotion for websites I like, here is a good demoralising one that goes with the nature of this article.

    http://www.youporn.com

    I am (a heathen) Canadian and I enjoy pornography

  52. spencer rice January 28th, 2008 12:54 AM

    That’s not just porn…it’s free porn!!!

  53. cool January 28th, 2008 1:39 AM

    omg i mispelled it damn i always do that when i’m trying to look extra cool, and then i come back to view the response to my post and it’s like being stabbed in the heart.

    How will I ever make it past this embarrassing moment… oh wait… look at this: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kvss.jpg

  54. randall T January 28th, 2008 2:00 AM

    Spencer, I hope you die in a car acciddent. You are one of the most unfunniest mans I ever saw.

    I really hope you’re the real spenny, but you must be because who the fuck would willingly pretend to be you?

  55. Naota January 28th, 2008 3:36 AM

    This is the best show on TV Support Kenny Vs Spenny Buy their DVDs and watch them on Comedy Central

  56. spencer rice January 28th, 2008 3:58 AM

    OMG she’s gorgeous!!!

  57. kenny hotz January 28th, 2008 4:20 AM

    spencer rice, what are you doing out of your cage? I can’t believe you’re making a fool of yourself again, and you’re doing it to 10 random people on the internet.

  58. Greeza January 28th, 2008 6:12 AM

    How hot does Spenny look? Rar

  59. Rev. Jesse Goldberg January 28th, 2008 6:18 AM

    I still hate you bastards!!!
    But here are some suggestions for Season 5 of your disgusting, tasteless, and immoral tv show:

    1. WHO IS MORE POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL (NOW)

    2. WHO CAN GET MORE BOOB SHOTS (KvS GONE WILD)

    3. NY MARATHON, HUNGOVER

    4. WHO CAN EAT MORE $$$ IN FAST FOOD

    5. WHO CAN GET A LARGER FOLLOWING AT UFO CONFERENCE

    6. WHO IS THE BETTER PIMP

    7. WHO IS THE BETTER RODEO RIDER (STIR CRAZY BUCKING BULL)

    8. WHO CAN PERFORM THE BEST STUNTS

    9. WHO CAN MAKE MORE $$$ AS A DAYWORKER

    10. WHO CAN GO THE LONGEST IN A BUBBLE

    Spenny get back in your cage.
    Kenny, stop buying/wearing all those costumes – You’re a very strange boy..

    Rev. Jesse Goldberg

  60. Phillip January 28th, 2008 7:53 AM

    “For example, I can spell competition.”

    Oh,haha, can you? you should have a “who is better at spelling” competition, i bet you’d win that?

  61. kenny hotz January 28th, 2008 7:58 AM

    I’d beat Spencer in a spelling competition.

  62. Always Right January 28th, 2008 11:48 AM

    @Lisa M.

    Between engaging in “premarital sodomy”, giving out your email address to men sight-unseen on the internet, to posting pornographic links, it’s clear you’re swimming in water way above your head and not even Jesus will be able to help you. In another year you will have 3 children by 4 different black men at this rate, for shame!

    @spenny + kenny

    While I’m certain you are not the ‘real’ Kenny or Spenny, the dilemma of your show being unacceptable for play on television still stands.

    Always Right

  63. Hayley Foxton January 28th, 2008 11:51 AM

    I live in the Uk and have had the privilege of watching some Kenny vs Spenny episodes on a cable channel we have here. I’d love to see more from these guys, the show is genious comedy! How can anyone bitch about anal sex with a goat?… I’ve heard weirder things have happened in farms over here! It was hardly sex, i agree with Lisa M… go look at youporn or redtube and see some really good porn!
    As for the title… You shall not stick your penis into another mans anus – God is angry! hahahhahahahaaaaaaaa, you’re pretty entertaining yourself!

    I hope to see more from Kenny & Spenny in the future and hope small-minded people like you keep giving us all someone to bitch at when we’re bored!

    Kenny you’re hot!

  64. spencer rice January 28th, 2008 12:07 PM

    Shelly,

    How did McCain not make God’s hitlist. Are you getting lazy?

    Always Right,

    Just curious. What is your posotion on marital sodomy beween a man and HIS wife?

  65. spencer rice January 28th, 2008 12:11 PM

    Sorry. Too rushed.

    Always Right,

    Just curious What is your position on marital sodomy between a man and HIS wife?

  66. Lisa M. January 28th, 2008 2:28 PM

    Always Right,
    How the fuck can I have three children in one year when the human gestation period is 9 months (3/4 of a year) to be fathered by four men when scientifically I can only be impregnanted by one man’s sperm (However I can have more than one man’s semen swimming around in my uterus… thank you gangbang) but still only one sperm can make the journey. If you want to insult my promiscuity please do it intelligently.

    As for Jesus (and God) being all seeing does that mean they watch me when I masturbate?
    Also maybe you can clear this question up for me… Does screaming “Oh God!” during sex count as praying? If so then I am a fucking Saint!

  67. Lisa M. January 28th, 2008 2:35 PM

    Also I might add… Kenny vs. Spenny fits right into the calibre of shows played on Showcase

  68. Hayley Foxton January 28th, 2008 6:01 PM

    @ Lisa M
    You hit the nail right on the head…. I think i’m a saint too!
    Absolutely brilliant!

  69. Pope John Paul II January 28th, 2008 6:57 PM

    Jesus loves KvS

  70. Phillip Y. January 28th, 2008 9:42 PM

    Kenny vs Spenny is cool. I live in Canada and Kenny vs. Spenny is the future of all Canadian Television. It’s not even that discusting. Well the meat episode was over the limit. i’ve looked at this blog it it says, kenny vs. spenny must be removed off the air anywhere. That offended me because Kenny vs. Spenny is my favourite shows all time follwed by my japanese anime shows. Kenny vs. Spenny can stay in Canada and You guys in the world can cancel Kenny vs. Spenny if you want to but not in Canada since it’s a Canadian show and has the governments permission to be aired as says at the ending credits. I will support Kenny vs. Spenny all the way no matter what happens. By the way Spenny i noticed you removed facebook.

  71. Phillip Y. January 28th, 2008 9:47 PM

    comments 47 and 70 were posted by me. I can’t wait for a season 5 of Kenny vs Spenny

  72. Lisa M. January 28th, 2008 10:30 PM

    On the topic of sodomy Canada has a funny law about what. I remember a few years ago I picked up a pamphlet somewhere on my university campus about Sex and Laws in Canada. The sodomy law states that anal sex is only allowed by consenting parties over the age of 18 … Oops, I broke the law and I didn’t even know it… Oh well.

  73. Always Right January 28th, 2008 10:49 PM

    @spencer “What is your position on marital sodomy between a man and HIS wife?”

    Well not only is it a Sin, in many states it is still illegal, thank goodness. So don’t ask me about something that filthy, next you’re going to ask me about smoking marijuana, and I ain’t even gonna go there! Procreation, not Recreation. That is the role of sex in marriage, full stop.

    @Lisa M. “Does screaming ?¢‚Ǩ?ìOh God!?¢‚Ǩ¬ù during sex count as praying?”

    It is your soul burning in tortured pain at your fornication that causes you to scream “Oh God!” begging for His forgiveness. Yes the Lord sees all, but He averts his eyes as He respects people’s privacy.

    @Pope John Paul II “Jesus loves KvS”

    Jesus loves Christians not KvS, which as a freaky-deaky cultist Catholic you would not understand.

    @Hayley Foxton “go look at youporn or redtube and see some really good porn!”

    Well those links are un-Godly, and ‘really good’ and ‘porn’ simply aren’t possible in the same sentence. Shame!

    Always Right

  74. Lisa M. January 28th, 2008 11:34 PM

    Ahhh I see.. since I am not married I can take the Recreation not Procreation stance on sex (in all of its sinful forms and positions) … wait a second, I DO have that approach to sex and I live an amazing “soul burning” existence (“soul burning” orgasms too)

  75. Ben Dover January 29th, 2008 12:13 AM

    Always right christianity is about love, compassion, and sencarity. all of which you seem to be lacking.Who are you to pass judgement unto anything? It seems to me that you are just trying to make up for your own vices.

  76. Ratter January 29th, 2008 4:18 AM

    Something tells me that that is the real spenny

    is that you, spenny?

  77. I am the person who January 29th, 2008 4:41 AM

    @Always Right:

    Oh, so you think that’s a sin, do you? Well, what do you think of the fact that i’ve smoking weed while reading this and getting high? Is that a sin? I should hope not, because now I have properly read this shit and it’s rubbish. God doesn’t even exsist, so you can grow up now, k?

    @Spencer:

    You and kenny should do a contest, “Who can stay longer under a shitting man’s anus?” and it’ll be like the both of you having soft serve ice cream produced onto you’re heads for the entire show. It would show who’s the real man once and for all.

  78. celestw January 29th, 2008 4:42 AM

    I’m sorry i think its totally stupid your bagging on the best show ever

    kenny and spencer are perfectly fine the way they are. their just normal guys

    trust me i’ve seen worst

    if you don’t like it change the channel because many many many other people enjoy watching their show

    apparently you watched it too because you mentioned things in the show…

  79. I am the person who January 29th, 2008 4:47 AM

    @Always Right:

    Oh, so you think that’s a sin, do you? Well, now I have properly read this shit and it’s rubbish. God doesn’t even exsist, so you can grow up now, k?

    @Spencer:

    You and kenny should do a contest, “Who can stay under a shitting man’s anus the longest?” and it’d be like the both of you having soft served ice cream poured onto you’re heads for days. It would show who’s the real man once and for all.

  80. jay January 29th, 2008 9:14 AM

    Kenny V’s Spenny is THE funniest show I have ever seen. OMG I simply can’t get enough and I’am waiting with much anticipation for new episodes to come out!
    For those of you who are too sensitive and weak to watch some harmless funny entertainment-GO TO HELL !

    :-)

  81. Hayley Foxton January 29th, 2008 11:43 AM

    @ Always right – I know youporn and redtube are un-godly but i have no shame whatsoever in saying watch some really good porn… I’m not burning in hell, God hasn’t struck me down. Also i think that you knowing so much about God averting his eyes and respecting peoples privacy means you maybe need to get yourself LAID!… God won’t be watching, he’ll be respecting your privacy!
    Also i’m Atheist so don’t believe in anything you are preeching here, its just entertaining me now!

  82. akvsfan January 29th, 2008 12:26 PM

    I love you Kenny.

  83. kvsfan January 29th, 2008 12:28 PM

    Kenny you are the best. I love you.

  84. Always Right January 29th, 2008 1:06 PM

    @Lisa “wait a second, I DO have that approach to sex and I live an amazing ?¢‚Ǩ?ìsoul burning?¢‚Ǩ¬ù existence”

    But it is only temporary: it is your Soul which is eternal!

    @Hayley “you maybe need to get yourself LAID!”

    The Roast family has enough children in it nowadays, and sex without procreation is unthinkable, terrible. Not gonna happen!

    @I am the person who “You and kenny should do a contest, ?¢‚Ǩ?ìWho can stay under a *censored* man?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s anus the longest??¢‚Ǩ¬ù and it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d be like the both of you having soft served ice cream poured onto you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re heads for days”

    You see, that is the kind of moral decay that Kenny vs. Spenny encourages. Once again, getting this show banned is the only right thing to do!

    Always Right

  85. Elvin Von Longshaft January 29th, 2008 2:41 PM

    I am a pedifilic, wife abusing, alcholic and this article really spoke to me. Thank you Charles you really know how to reach out to the STR community.

  86. spencer rice January 29th, 2008 4:44 PM

    to Always Right:

    what the FUCK is wrong with you? Why are you doing this? You’re not gonna get the show banned because it’s a good show.

    Shut the fuck up,

    signed

    Spenny

  87. Hayley Foxton January 29th, 2008 5:33 PM

    @ Always Right You really are so small-minded! Also by saying God hates fags etc… you’re sick and living in the dark ages! Also SEX IS FUN!!!!! Just wondered… When you had sex with your partner, were you certain of conception or did you have to practice first???

  88. Lisa M. January 29th, 2008 7:56 PM

    HAHAHAHHAHA Hayley

  89. daly January 30th, 2008 12:01 AM

    bitch your fucking stupid
    kennys behavior is the only thing that makes that show work
    honestly if it werent like that no one would watch
    and its obviously funny if its one of the highest rated comedy shows
    as long as your tooth brush wasnt stuck up a goats ass
    shut the fuck up

    KVS RULES

  90. Hayley Foxton January 30th, 2008 8:40 AM

    @Always Right Cat got your tongue now? You know we’re all speaking sense.
    @Lisa M Thanks Lisa…. i’ve been laughing so hard at your posts too!
    Comical isn’t it, i’ve been so entertained through this debate! Hahaha

    We Love Kenny Vs Spenny!

  91. miss morgan January 30th, 2008 6:30 PM

    spenny,

    the show is hysterical. i know several girls (myself included) who think you’re absolutely adorable, especially when you try to do the right thing. kenny’s funny too, but you’re my favourite.

    p.s. in the name of honesty, i’d like to say: i wouldn’t mind having some pre-marital, recreational sex with spenny.

  92. Jenny January 30th, 2008 7:22 PM

    I think that whole article is a bunch of crap. Have you even watched the show? There are so many things incorrect in this article. And isn’t the whole thing about Christianity is to be kind and NOT JUDGE? How does that go… hmm… let me think… JUDGE NOT LEST YE BE JUDGED? Telling them that they are bastards and this and that… you really have no right to be so nasty. Telling them they are going to Hell… well… aren’t you going to Hell too for judging them?

    I like this show. I think the show is in all good fun… and Kenny and Spenny seem like great people. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. Maybe if you actually did watch the show, you would have a sense of humor.

    Life’s too short not to laugh… stop thinking about everything so seriously.

    Jenny.

  93. Phillip Y. January 30th, 2008 9:11 PM

    Hey Spenny I agree with you. I will make a stand to see that the best show in the world will keep running. There is no way I will see Kenny vs. Spenny banned. Why the hell will a a show like Kenny vs. Spenny with high ratings get banned. when i read the top of the site where it says hatred defies all reason, there’s no hatred in Kenny vs. Spenny because I like Kenny vs. Spenny.

  94. Phillip Y. January 30th, 2008 9:14 PM

    If Kenny vs. Spenny is getting a lot of ratings, then it means a lot of people like the show more then people hating it. Is anyone Canadian here besides Spenny and me here?

  95. Lisa M. January 30th, 2008 9:31 PM

    I am Canadian.

  96. chris January 30th, 2008 10:39 PM

    Charles Roast III-

    THOU SHALL NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR.

    So now that your slanderous article is gaining some popularity, how do you defend yourself against such slander. As said before, not urinating in public, private home. Not penetration, Called humiliation for a reason. No goat was put to death nor evisccerated. Now though you are bearing false witness on a World level. SO after clearly breaking a commandment i hope that you will take YOURSELF off the internet for not being a “good christian”

    Kenny : Am I the only one to notice that your post was at exactly 4:20 am? So in the who is cooler episode, you explained how everything was fake, sugar, bullion and so forth, but not the bong you were smoking in the beginning :D.

    Spenny: I almost literally cried when i watched the who can kiss more girls episode, and as soon as you said the first time if it could be kenny who set up that girl, i felt sooo bad for you. To me you do not even have to pull tricks like Kenny, but i believe you should not say everything on your mind. Normally you seem to say or write everything you think of doing in a competition, which kenny can then see/hear and act accordingly.

    I may not be in canada, but I am fairly close living in WI. One of these days i am going to surprise you guys!

  97. Ashlie January 30th, 2008 11:56 PM

    I’m also Canadian, and there is not much I can say that hasn’t already been said. Kenny vs. Spenny is THE funniest thing I have ever seen on television. Most (if not ALL) of the competitions done are OBVIOUSLY, strictly for comedic purposes, however I have still seen episodes that challenge and demonstrate actual skill (mind you, Kenny cheats in most of those, but that just proves his intlligence and wit). The show is truely comedic, and I can see how it would bother certain people, not to offend, but if you’re really so close minded, and BORED that you have to blog about something that so many other people enjoy, then maybe you should look at the positives; you can almost be sure that for one half hour per week there are millions of people watching KVS instead of doing many, many other sinful and immoral things, such as having anal sex.

    Youporn is awesome,

    Ashlie F.

  98. chris January 31st, 2008 1:24 AM

    *EDIT* Spenny: For example, even though you did win the who can make more money, still having everything on the white board does not help. Also, you are a very cavalier gentleman, but saying you have anti-viral cream on your cheek, and saying sexual, no matter how many times you say non is a bad thing. Just say kissing contest. Use less words, more for the camera, less for eveyone else. Also what you should really do is make a contract before each one that you make him read and sign, and you sign, then have a lawyer review the tapes, and if either one breaks the contract, it would be a forfeit. That would stop some shenanigans.

    BTW this is only if it is the real Spencer Rice and Kenny Hotz.

  99. BigBrown From Canada January 31st, 2008 2:48 AM

    Fuck you u tight ass radical conservatives KVS is the greatest show in the world with REAL Canadian values; virtues and intellegence with a little spice and if u dont like it fuck off!
    Love BB

  100. Brad January 31st, 2008 3:21 AM

    Hey spenny, i was just wondering why in the beer episode you were wearing a wedding ring, or whatever that was? Also, before you hit the beer bottles with the bockey stick there are more bottles on the table than right before you hit the beer bottles off the table. Wondering if that was editing.
    Anyways, this article is not cool if it is real.
    I hope the best for Kenny Vs. Spenny.
    I also hope that you guys do a script that hits one day, cus that script in pitch was similar to “analyze this” and came first…if they took the idea, it would have went perfect…

    Brad

  101. Brad January 31st, 2008 3:59 AM

    this website is terrible, especially the whole heath ledger thing.

    Also, i hope that kenny doesnt hate all americans, like that conversation says on a different blog on this site, cus i am american. We arent all dumb like this website.

    Kenny vs Spenny rocks. Spenny just wondering why you were wearing a wedding band in the beer episode, and why there are a different number of bottle on the table in one shot, then a different number in the next camera shot, then you hit em off with a hockey stick, please explain.

  102. rob January 31st, 2008 5:22 AM

    heyy spencer i enjoy watching your show and i dont think it should ever be banned..
    just curios to know whats your favorite novel??

    cheers

    rob

  103. spencer rice January 31st, 2008 9:47 AM

    Rob,

    So many novels….

    I mostly read non-fiction but… I loved “Confederacy of Dunces”, “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”, “One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest”, “A Fine Balance”. There are of course many more.

    Brad,

    re: wedding band: It was a committment band that I wore on my right hand. The relationship is ended unfortunately.

    re: bottle count: There are continuity issues sometimes when we get to the edit. KVS is not a big budget show like Big Brother. Generally we have two cameras at any given point. Sometimes, in the edit, we need to use shots we don’t have for whatever reason. Also sometimes the PA’s move stuff around when they shouldn’t. We have no continuity oerson on set. I don’t recall the bottle count issue you’re refering to, in fact, I don’t recall much of that episode for obvious reasons.

    S

  104. Hayley Foxton January 31st, 2008 10:09 AM

    Hey Spenny,
    So what if your show isn’t a big budget show…. its funny! We love the show and what you do! Just goes to show you don’t need a big budget to make a great show really.
    Love Hayley x

  105. spencer rice January 31st, 2008 10:51 AM

    For those of you that don’t think KVS is ruining the clivilized world: Kenny and I will be appearing on Tom Green’s onliNe show tonight (Thursday) at 6PM PST. It think it’s streamed live. If you google “Tom Green” the first item on the list will be Tomgreen.com The Channel. That is the link to the show. And I believe you can call in to ask questions if you like.

  106. Lisa M. January 31st, 2008 11:49 AM

    Woo! Exciting! I am going to be tuning into that

  107. spenny January 31st, 2008 12:15 PM

    14 year old boy, why are you pretending to be me?

    Please stop,

    The real Spenny (and this is the first post i’ve made here)

    p.s. that stuff about tom green isn’t true

  108. spencer rice January 31st, 2008 2:39 PM

    I love it. Blogging is ridiculous. #107 is pretending to be me and I realize that it’s difficult to prove. Anyhow, for those who care, we will be on Tom’s show live tonight with Lisa Loeb. Tune in. And honestly, once people start pretending to be me, I’m done. It’s happened many times before on different sites. That is my cue to move on.

    It was fun while it lasted. Anyone claiming to be from this post on lying — not that it matters.

    Adios for good.

    Love,

    Spenny

  109. Shelley Goodman January 31st, 2008 2:52 PM

    God bless y’all for commenting. We at ShelleyTheRepublican are happy that we can make a stand against filthy, disgusting TV shows like Kenny vs. Spenny. This kind of filth has to stop. Cannucks should keep their TV trash to themselves.
    America is God’s country. We don’t need that kind of stuff!!!

    Shelley

  110. Always Right January 31st, 2008 4:36 PM

    @Hayley “Cat got your tongue now?”

    It’s my turn to grab the SUV and pick-up the kids at home-school today, many apologies.

    That said it’s pretty clear from reading all the comments of one thing: everyone is completely opposed to Kenny vs. Spenny being shown on television anywhere. STR’s readers are also emphatic about how awful the show is and demand it be banned. Hopefully we can create an online petition for people to sign where they can show their displeasure, then ask the FCC to fix this problem once and for all!

    Always Right

  111. Hayley Foxton January 31st, 2008 5:28 PM

    @ Always Right
    Many apologies for the sarcasm.
    Have you actually read the comments, its pretty clear that everyone is opposed to Kenny vs. Spenny being banned. I think you’ll find that an online petition for the show to be banned will receive far less support than you think.
    An online petition supporting Kenny vs. Spenny would receive far more support.
    I for one, will support the show and see no reason why the show should be banned.
    Over and out.
    Hayley

  112. chris January 31st, 2008 7:04 PM

    To Shelly and Always Right. Read the comments first before you comment on them please. Saying something that is completely contradictory to what everyone else is saying is just plain absurd. Over 100 comments, and you have 1 person besides yourselves who do not like KvS. Every other person loves it to no end, and I am sure this is the most traffic your pathetic site has ever recieved. I believe that you owe Kenny and Spenny a fruit basket at least.

  113. Phillip Y. January 31st, 2008 7:48 PM

    if someone gave me a petition that says ban kenny vs. spenny, i wouldl rip it up
    if someone gives me a peition to sign that supports kenny vs. spenny, i will sign it 1 million fuckin times, i might sign that petition to support kenny vs. spenny non-stop without sleep and food
    that is how much i would support Kenny vs. Spenny, the best show in the world

  114. Phillip Y. January 31st, 2008 7:51 PM

    hey americans. if you like to ban the show, call your little precious fcc, ban kenny vs. spenny from your so-called america. but kenny vs. spenny will not be banned in canada because they have permission by the canadian government to run it. look at the ending credits after each episode and it has canadian government logos.

  115. spencer rice January 31st, 2008 8:18 PM

    I’m spenny.

  116. Jenny January 31st, 2008 8:34 PM

    I’m an American. Please don’t think we are all this stupid. I have nothing but love for my Canadian neighbor… and my African American neighbor… my Liberal neighbor… my gay neighbor…

    Uh oh… I guess I’m going to Hell now… *rolls eyes*

    Kenny vs Spenny rocks and I never want to see it banned!! I hate this blog… I want THIS thing banned! I’ve never seen such hateful spew in my life!!! Is there anybody that you don’t hate?

  117. Jenny January 31st, 2008 8:37 PM

    Hey, let’s sign a petition and sign it to get STR.com banned and offline! Who will start? You can definetly put my name on the list!!

    1) Jenny

  118. Lisa M. January 31st, 2008 9:52 PM

    2) Lisa M.

  119. Hayley Foxton January 31st, 2008 11:40 PM

    3) Hayley Foxton

  120. Dual Citizen February 1st, 2008 12:31 AM

    I have lots of opinions on this topic that I could spout out, but really I don’t have the energy right now.

    I love the show.

    As far as Spenny goes, he does certainly try to be the decent man and people know this.

    Anyways, you’re obviously welcome to your opinions.. but, grow up. There are bigger fish to fry. Why make this an issue about “canucks”? Really, do you think that’s what this is about… I’m pretty sure American TV networks are now paying these two for the rights to their show… So, it seems to me that this isn’t about Canadians and Americans… It’s about people in general.

    If Jesus were real, I bet he would watch KvS.

    God Bless.

    Oh, and, Sedgewick Hunsaker, just how is that whole Iraq thing going for you?

    Don’t forget that Canada is in Afghanistan… again, grow up.

  121. Dan P February 1st, 2008 2:57 AM

    If you’ve got a bone to pick with some inane issue, don’t just fabricate half-truths. I don’t recall any bestiality or killing of a goats in this episode. Had you actually watched the show, maybe you’d have known that.

    You’re the kind of pricks that’ll take the word of God and twist it into anything you want. Love and peace doesn’t just apply to you die-hard pseudo-Christians. It applies to everyone. Try to remember that when you bash “fag enablers” or Muslims. On that topic, just what is a “fag enabler”? And to what extent can you take said term? If Heath Ledger somehow “enabled” homoeroticism by pretending to be homosexual for a movie, then certainly by simply being alive you’re enabling gay sex acts. Perhaps a member of the same sex has looked at you with lust in their eyes. Oops, you’re a “fag enabler”!

    I happen to be Christian, and I also happen to be Canadian. The ignorant hateful responses from your cult followers disgusts me. With comments like “I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies” America really shows its true colours. I say this as if I’m shocked at the ignorant malice that’s spewing from the fear-driven, propaganda consumers. Ignoring the poor grammar, this moron makes ridiculously idiotic claims. Yep, all of us Canadians are communist heathens. Never mind the fact that we’re a democracy, like you, and the majority of us practice Christianity, like you, because deep down inside, we definitely pray to satan while studying up on community beliefs. We also sled to work everyday, and live in ice fortresses. What I find most ironic about what this dunce had to say is that he is apparently supportive of the Iraq war. He?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s offended by public urination, yet has no qualms with murder and pillaging. I suppose that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the difference between America and Canada. In Canada we have vulgar television. In America, there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s vulgar behavior and violence. What?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the bigger crime? I speak only for myself here, but personally I find murder to be just a tad more sinful than lewd behavior. What’s even worse than this genocide inducing commentary are the replies from individuals that now hate Christianity. It’s disgusting people like you that have tarnished the once good name of my religion.

    I am so sick of Christians like this. These are the kind of people that make Jesus into a hateful murderer. When did “love thy neighbour” become “kill all gays, and torment all non believers”? If you don’t like something, kindly keep it to yourself, and piss off. Or better yet, try to persuade people with kindness, as Jesus would have. One thing is for certain; if Jesus was alive today, he’d be disgusted at what foul abomination his name is attached to.

    Regardless, this is simply my opinion, and I’m open to anyone else?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s. So if you’re an ignorant, angry Christian, feel free to try and sway my opinion. Drop me a line, and send me an email. And please, if you’re going to send me some hateful email at least take the time to read what I wrote in detail.

    God Bless,

    Dan P

  122. Dan P February 1st, 2008 3:28 AM

    Also, if I might add, it seems to me that “Always Right” is one of the biggest sinners on this board. If I recall correctly, “do not have any gods before me” is one of the Ten Commandments. Always Right seems to have forgotten this, as in his very name he claims to be perfect. If you truly are a die hard Christian, which judging by your horribly offensive comments you are, then you must have known how blasphemous your title is. As humanity is created in God’s image it is true that we are not God, but merely an imperfect reproduction of him. God is perfect, ergo, humanity is not. You have also seen it fit to judge others, and deem who is righteous, and who should be sent to hell. You have convinced yourself that you can do no wrong, thereby becoming a God. Enjoy your stay in hell, blasphemer.

    With Love,

    Dan P

  123. Phillip Y. February 1st, 2008 5:23 PM

    i’m might make a fukin facebook group asking to support kenny vs. spenny and to ban ths STR:the freedom flog and offline.

  124. Phillip Y. February 1st, 2008 5:30 PM

    http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9953907211

    the facebook group i made to support kenny vs. spenny and to ban and take this site offline

  125. Phillip Y. February 1st, 2008 5:32 PM

    do not join my group if you are a KENNY VS SPENNY HATER

  126. Always Right February 1st, 2008 10:07 PM

    @spencer “Anyhow, for those who care, we will be on Tom?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s show live tonight with Lisa Loeb.”

    The show only confirmed my worst fears, it was interesting that Kenny kept trying to reference Spencer + molestation, yet Spenny did everything possible to disrupt Kenny revealing the truth about Spenny in regards to this. Seeing Tom, Spenny and Kenny together was like watching the Soviet Canuckistan mob backslapping each other and guffawing. Spenny’s attempts to pretend to be the ‘nice’ one are clearly a ruse!

    http://tomgreen.com/?video=962

    @Jenny “Is there anybody that you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t hate?”

    STR loves everyone equally. I pray God doesn’t condemn you to eternal damnation for insinuating otherwise!

    @Dan P “I am so sick of Christians like this. These are the kind of people that make Jesus into a hateful murderer. When did ?¢‚Ǩ?ìlove thy neighbour?¢‚Ǩ¬ù become ?¢‚Ǩ?ìkill all gays, and torment all non believers?¢‚Ǩ¬ù?”

    God is love, but sometimes tough love is necessary. STR puts the ‘compassion’ back into ‘compassionate conservative’. You have an inclusive, transparent, democratic view of Jesus that is quaint but proven wrong and ineffectual. People need guidance, and strong leaders. It’s not the general population reaching consensus that works, it’s strong leadership, led by Those Who Know. Remember:

    Procreation, not Recreation
    Authority, not Majority

    Always Right

  127. Dan P February 1st, 2008 10:29 PM

    Always Right, where do you come off telling me who Jesus was? In addition, just what is a “democratic” view of Jesus? And for that matter, when has this view of Jesus been proven wrong? When has your view of Jesus been proven right? When has the existence of Jesus been proven? The fact is, nothing in The Bible has been proven, and it is all a retelling of events by people who weren’t even there to witness them. I stand by The Holy Bible, and I do believe that Jesus existed. I also believe that Jesus was a very commonwealth, rational man. He wouldn’t ever condone what people like you say or do. You’ve made my religion into a foul abomination of God’s message.

    In addition, I’m not a Democrat, as I believe that categorizing yourself under a political party is ridiculous and unnecessary. And please, come out from behind the vale of a Republican. Classifying yourself as a Republican is just a cheap way out of choosing your own beliefs, and defining your own personality. Please, for the sake of your soul and your humanity, come out from behind the false pretense you hide behind, and stop destroying my religion.

    Also, I couldn’t help but notice that you didn’t so much as debate my stance as you did just simply spout off irrelevant statements. You’d be a great politician. Please, if you choose to respond to this, actually respond to it. Don’t just make up half-truths and state political gibberish. Read what I have to say, and respond accordingly.

    God Bless,

    Dan P

  128. Lisa M. February 1st, 2008 11:07 PM

    @ Always Right

    You are fucking stupid… nothing Kenny says about Spenny is true when he is being insulting like that, he says it for laughs.

    If you hate Kenny vs. Spenny so much, why did you tune in to watch them on Tom Green’s show? It sounds to me, you are obsessed with them.

  129. Lisa M. February 1st, 2008 11:14 PM

    I have to ask it… Is this site for real? For a while I just thought it was a joke, but now I am so confused and I have no idea. I guess I didn’t realise how inherently ignorant some people (and/or groups of people) are.

  130. The Poo Bandit February 2nd, 2008 1:27 PM

    I have just witnessed Shelley Goodman engaged in an orgy with a monkey, 3 giraffes, and Rev. Jesse Goldberg. As a good Christian, I was shocked and appauled to stumble upon this scene.

  131. Rev. Jesse Goldberg February 2nd, 2008 9:01 PM

    Poo Bandit:
    HOW DARE YOU!! ATTENTION GOOD PEOPLE THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTURE, DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. THERE WAS 3 MONKEYS AND 1 GIRAFFE!
    GOD WILL RELEASE HIS FURY!!!

  132. Lisa February 2nd, 2008 10:36 PM

    I can’t believe that you guys chased Spenny away! If that wasn’t really him congratulations to the individual who did those posts because you sound just like the Spenny portrayed on the show! As a young educated professional I watch this show – yes Kenny goes too far sometimes but the show also makes you laugh out loud at times. There is far worse on TV these days! I watched the Tom Green show – enjoyed seeing the guys in a different forum (not on KvsS). One question I had (not that it will be answered now) but in a previous post Spenny stated that he wore a committment ring on his right hand but the relationship was now over. On Tom Green this week he had a band on his right hand again that looked very wedding bandish – what’s going on? I’m sure I’m not the only one who wishes we Spenny fans had a legit way of contacting him – he looks so sad sometimes he needs to know there are some sane people in the world who don’t believe that Kenny is a god.

  133. Lisa February 2nd, 2008 11:06 PM

    One more thing – to Always Right re. Post #19. How can you possibly compare watching someone burn in a vehicle to watching a TV show?! I just pulled a truck driver away from his burning semi at an accident last year. It is quite obvious to me that you have never been involved in any such experience because there is no way to compare that to a TV show!

    By the way if Spenny happens to read this site again please feel free to email me at manitobapink@hotmail.com. I’m sick of Kenny getting all of the attention and you never get any credit for a job well done!

  134. spencer rice February 3rd, 2008 10:41 AM

    Thanks, Lisa. I’m glad to hear that, and that makes me think I may have more fans than I lead myself to believe. As for your wedding band theory, I’m sure you must be mistaken. I do sometimes wear rings, but never do I actually put it on my ring finger on my right hand.

    As for Always Right: You seem to have an unhealthy, spiraling addiction to the bible. I suggest you get help. Discontinue to carry on, because frankly, you are annoying alot of our fans and me.

    I guess I came back,

    Spenny

  135. Lisa M. February 3rd, 2008 1:31 PM

    It’s great that you came back Spenny!

  136. Hayley Foxton February 3rd, 2008 5:41 PM

    Glad you’re back spenny! x

  137. Lisa M. February 3rd, 2008 8:01 PM

    Ok, that new person posting as “spencer rice” is not the real Spencer Rice, just so you know.
    For thsoe pretending to be Spenny… please grow up and get a life.

  138. Lisa M. February 3rd, 2008 8:04 PM

    those*

  139. American in Canada February 3rd, 2008 8:08 PM

    I am absolutely disgusted by my fellow Americans who are ‘supposedly’ Christians and what they have written on this narrow minded sight. I grew up in a Christian home with God-fearing, child-beating parents. The problem all Christians seem to have is they are so judgmental. I believe we are too look at the log in our eye before looking at the sliver in someone else’s eye. Stop judging something because you are afraid of it or do not understand it completely. Kenny vs Spenny is amazing television. Spenny is right that is shows the moral dilemma of good vs evil every week. Everything they do is done in fun and to entertain, not merely to offend those with no sense of humor.

    As an American living in Canada, I am proud to say Canadians are amazing people. For the most part Canadians are easy going, polite and globally minded. Where on the other hand Americans are only concerned about Americans and what is happening in the USA. I lived there and was educated there and realize this is how we are taught in our schools, churches and communities that the USA is #1 above any other country, After the events of the last 5 years I would have to say the US is now a laughing stock around the world.

    So, let’s leave the good Canadians Kenny vs Spenny alone and let them make their incredibly entertaining TV show!

  140. Lisa February 3rd, 2008 8:15 PM

    I would have to agree with Lisa M. – that is not really Spenny – the quality is just not there.

  141. spencer rice February 3rd, 2008 9:44 PM

    why don’t you just go back to sucking the cock of that 6 foot blowup doll you have of me, k monkey?

  142. Lisa M. February 3rd, 2008 10:26 PM

    Now you really just proved you aren’t the real Spenny, he wouldn’t say something like that.
    Don’t get mad at me because I called you out. Spenny (the real one, NOT you) is articulate and knows how to use punctuation.

  143. checkout my KVS blog February 3rd, 2008 11:04 PM

    lol guy pretending to be spenny is lol

    “Now you really just proved you aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t the real Spenny, he wouldn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t say something like that.”

    Umm,, no fucking duh bitch. There’s no need to state the obvious. He has obviously never made a post here. Since post #1 it was nothing more than a conspicuous cartooned version of him.

    “Don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t get mad at me because I called you out. Spenny (the real one, NOT you) is articulate and knows how to use punctuation.”

    You’re an elitists fucking cunt. No sense of humor, also You know GOD damned well that many people on the internet do not bother using punctuation or proper spelling because they are either a) lazy/dontgiveafuck or b) drugged up/hilarious c) retarded/troll, and that’s why when I decided to take the charades a bit further at my friend’s house cos bored, I pretended to be a dickhole impersinater so that the other impression of Spenny would look more real.

    and you couldn’t anger me even if you killed my mom

  144. Lisa M. February 4th, 2008 12:05 AM

    impersonator

  145. she's a QUICKone! February 4th, 2008 1:23 AM

    you dumbass, its “impersinater”

    looks like you’re the one who needs to go to google. ;)

    check out my blog} lisa

  146. she's a QUICKone! February 4th, 2008 1:25 AM

    you dumbass, it’s “impersinater”

    http://www.google.com motherfucker! Do you use it??

  147. Haksenjia February 4th, 2008 4:16 AM

    nope. you’re wrong, just because it says person in it, but that’s not the correct spelling of it. It’s “impersinater.”

    google motherfuckr, do you use it?

  148. The Dictionary Robot February 4th, 2008 12:09 PM

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/impersonator

    Just because google has it under “impersinater” just means there are more morons like you that do not know how to spell.

  149. Lisa M. February 4th, 2008 12:17 PM

    I have no desire to see a blog by a degenerate like you… why the subject matter alone would probably cause my brain to rot and I need my brain, I use it everyday. Not to mention the spelling and grammar would be appalling, I mean you have embarassed yourself on here enough already, so why subject yourself to further embarassment with a blog?

  150. Taylor K February 5th, 2008 4:47 AM

    Wow,

    Jesus will accept all those who accept him. For what it is worth I am Catholic. I have trouble believing that these far right wing christians can actually feel that God would damn anyone who accepts him as Lord. You people truly sound like radical Islamists. Do you really think that a six hour old child how dies shortly after birth is going to hell simply because she was born to a non-catholic family and therefore was not baptized?

    I would hate to see what happens when our close minded neighbours to the south see Trailer Park Boys. Little do you know how your country is truly portrayed on the world stage. Ignorance is bliss I guess, right? I mean you are the country that voted Bush in not once, but twice.

    SPENNY keep up the good work, I have been a fan since I first saw “First to be mean loses” and cant wait until Season 5.

    I thought up a few ideas for future shows,

    Who can produce more vomit?
    Who can get the highest fever? (litte dangerous)
    Who is the better Driver? I think you go around any local race track (such as Mosport) and see who can lap the fastest.
    Who is smarter? IQ test or similar
    Who can gain more weight? I realize you did this for your pilot, but VERY few people have seen it.
    Who can spend more time in a room with Shelly the Republican and her friends?

    Keep up the good work, cheers!

    Sincerely,

    Taylor

  151. Kyle C February 5th, 2008 1:05 PM

    All right all you guys who want to ban the show, I am christian to and this is my favorite show. I have read the whole bible, I honour thy sabbath day, and everything else. But whenever im watching KVS, thats something i really enjoy. And im sure that if God wanted this show to be banned he would have done it by now. And also im sure that Kenny and Spenny have a good laugh about everything that happened later. I have Spenny and Kenny on facebook ( I hope the real ones but they never respond) and in photos they look really happy. In conclusion if you dont like the show dont watch it. Thanks for reading

  152. Kyle C February 5th, 2008 1:09 PM

    And p.s good job Taylor on the Who can spend more time in a room with Shelly the Republican and her friends?

  153. Brady February 5th, 2008 1:15 PM

    this site cant be real no one hates a show that much lmfao plus.. it could be the real spenny.. i mean kenny goes on imdb alot

  154. kayla February 5th, 2008 4:29 PM

    Im 16 years old, i go to a strick catholic school everyday, and i can honestly say that Kenny vs. Spenny is the best thing i have ever seen, on television and online. The compitions are for comedic reasons, and completly accomplish that without a doubt. To say that the show should be banned or cancelled because it goes against christian values is rediculous. If you were to agree with mr.”always right”, then you might as well ban practically everything on television these days, even news programs. To everybody that doesnt agree with what kenny and spenny are doing, dont whatch it.

  155. Michael Vile February 6th, 2008 7:30 PM

    You are so right! Watching Kenny vs. Spenny turned me into a devil-worshipping anti-social serial-killer who hates the Christian ideals! Please save me, before it is too late!

    Seriously lady, something went wrong in your upbringing. Thank God I’m from Europe, where we are still able to laugh at stuff that’s funny (and make no mistake, Kenny vs. Spenny is awesome!) and tell funny shows from freedom-hating maniacs!

    You call yourself free, but want to ban a show. Is that not censorship? Please, if you want to call your country free, accept that not everything in the TV is up to your insane “Christian-moral” standards.. FLICK THE FREAKIN’ CHANNEL!

  156. god February 7th, 2008 8:58 AM

    im dead lol

  157. Cassie February 8th, 2008 3:37 AM

    i love both kenny and spenny.
    :]
    they’re good people who sometimes do funny vulgar things.
    stop being prudes and get over it, and If you don’t like it change the channel.

  158. Phillip Y. February 8th, 2008 5:05 PM

    i will not say anyones names but the person who created this website is a hoe.
    join my group if you like kenny and spenny and oppose shelley the republican and her friends

    http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9953907211
    you need a facebook account to join though

    KENNY AND SPENNY FOREVER
    THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD
    THEY WILL OVERTHROW THE PEOPLE LIKE SHELLEY WHO TRY TO BAN THEM

  159. Phillip Y. February 8th, 2008 9:07 PM

    I hope that I don’t see Shelley and her 3 friends Protesting when I’m watching new season 5. You are going to freeeeze in Canada even if you bring something warm to the protest right Spenny?

  160. Phillip Y. February 8th, 2008 9:08 PM

    CANUCKS RULE
    KVS RULES

  161. Phillip Y. February 9th, 2008 6:33 PM

    (LINK CENSORED – STR ADMIN)

    more bullshit from Shelley. Hey Lisa.M are you really Shelley’s daughter. It says so on the link I just posted

  162. Lisa M. February 10th, 2008 6:00 PM

    I am not Shelly’s daughter… you do realise more than one person can have the same name right.

  163. Phillip Y. February 11th, 2008 5:29 PM

    oh sorry about that, Lisa. I thought that you suffered from being hit from a belt a million times from Shelley’s husband. Well you are Canadian and Shelley is American so I was quite mistaken. KENNY IS FUCKEN GOD. FARTONIA, BAGINAVILLE WILL SOON BE THE CAPITAL OF THIS WORLD ALONG AS KENNY AS IT’S NEW LEADER

  164. james February 15th, 2008 1:50 AM

    The show is funny. Mind your own

    Proud Canadian

  165. shawn mcgregor February 15th, 2008 9:05 PM

    i’m pretty sure that canada didn’t go to iraq because they realized, like most other civilized countries, that George Bush is a liar. If being a sissy is not going to war based on another country’s lies, then I guess we are sissies.
    I’d rather be a sissy than a gullible moron.
    By the way, whatever happened to the WMD’s?
    Whatever happened to catching Osama?
    Whatever happened to democracy?
    Whatever happened to electing intelligent people?

    Republicans,

    Your time is coming, it’s called Obama/Hillary! hahahahahahahahahaha
    Republicans are like sheep, they do what the good shepard tells them to, even if it kills their children for no gain.
    Everyone else thinks for themselves, and, sadly, freethinkers seem to be a commodity in your current administration.

  166. mike d February 15th, 2008 11:42 PM

    Kenny vs Spenny is the shit! I can’t wait for the new episodes . . . I have a question for whoever wrote this blog, which state in the south are you from?

    Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Catholic’s are God’s chosen people, so you and your fake version of Christianity can suck a dick!

  167. mike d February 15th, 2008 11:50 PM

    and check out my new website, shelleythebuttrapist.com, coming soon! Just like those guys on Shelley’s face!

  168. Mike from Canada February 16th, 2008 5:11 PM

    I have to say, I love this show, I am with everyone who says this is the best show to come out of Canada. I love how Spenny never(for one occasion) cheats and how he trys to promote something good/right about the competition. I love how Kenny cheats, without it the show would be nothing. I am sorry Spenny that you always get hurt in someway, shape or form but its awesome. I take offense to this…”I knew those Canucks was a bunch of heathens and commies and sissies too for not helping us out in Iraq…”

    I am sooooo sorry we tried to do the right thing, as we are peacekeepers.

    I was raised catholic, and you disgust me. I have always hated americans like you. The fact that 2 Canadians who happen to have a show like this does not mean we are all like this, and to me these 2 are doing nothing wrong. Its a funny show, that can still educate(if you listen to Spenny, and somewhat Kenny).

    Im sorry if I have offended anyone but i dont care.

    Mike

  169. pronounced hey-zues February 18th, 2008 6:07 AM

    There was no goat killed on the show (Kenny went to a butcher and bought a pre-butchered animal), even if there was you should have been happy with it as you could have considered it an offering to your god.

    There was no forced man-rape or beastiality with an animal, maybe if you watched the show instead of being ignorant and just writing up whatever you think happened you wouldn’t be so offended. If you watch the show and still are offended, I suggest getting laid.

  170. QuebecSuperstar February 19th, 2008 2:34 PM

    Hey Spencer! I’ve been trying for a long time to get in touch with you but I couldn’t find anything on you on the Net. I’m a huge fan of the show and I’d like to know if there’s any way Spenny fans can contact you (outside this joke of a site).

    Please, read me (and most of all, answer me)!!!!

  171. Katie February 24th, 2008 2:03 AM

    I’m assuming “Always Right” is a member of Westboro Baptist Church. (Google it)

    And may I say, loons like him and these insane STR people are NOT true Christians. I hate what people have turned Christianity into! GOD DOES NOT HATE HOMOSEXUALS! Understand this. He loves everyone EQUALLY, no matter how they live their life, what they’ve done or WHO they’ve done. Sure, God gets disappointed in our actions, but that doesn’t mean He loves who we are any less. As for myself, I don’t feel that I fit under any “denomination”. I’m more spiritual than religious because of what modern day religion has become. You STR lunatics need to stop making God into this hateful, violent FALSE God and realize that you ARE NOT always right. You’re not even SOMETIMES right, according to your pitiful and accidentally-hilarious posts. Another thing, God has a sense of humor. That’s what I believe. If God didn’t have a sense of humor, then we wouldn’t either, seeing as He’s the One who created us. And seeing as He created Kenny and Spenny, I’m assuming His sense of humor must be pretty freakin amazing.

    Always Right – turn off “dukes of hazzard”, take that chewing tobacco out of your mouth, put down the rebel flag and open your mind just enough to realize … YOU’RE FULL OF IT!

    God bless! :-D

  172. Scott H February 24th, 2008 5:46 PM

    Attention

    To those who are as disgusted by this vile, racist website as I am I propose a solution to hurt the website shelleytherepublican.com. No matter how much we comment there is no argument we can say that can change the minds of those who preach hate. So i propose an end to the madness. From now on I challenge all those who disagree with Shelley to no longer post comments, click on links, or access the website. If you own a website or page that offers a link I say remove it. This is how we can truly fight back against the hatred of shelleytherepublican.com. If we refuse to listen to her than she will lose her audience and her power.

    So if you feel as I feel then follow me in posting one final comment to peacefully say goodbye to Shelley forever.

    Scott H

    “An eye for an eye only makes the whole world blind”

  173. Scott H February 24th, 2008 5:47 PM

    goodbye shelley

  174. Oli February 26th, 2008 12:23 PM

    Shelly you lick my balls you dumb idiot, its a television show if you dont like it dont watch it, no one makes your turn on comedy central and watch this show, speak poorly about canadians all you please but you americans have 57% increase in foreclosures and will soon be in a new depression, hopefully barack obama can save you,

    ps. get a real job shelly,

  175. Krystal March 21st, 2008 8:09 PM

    i originally checked this site out by clicking on a link from a kenny vs spenny page i was skimming through. I had no idea i would be here for so long. i dont know if the site is a joke or not, but what interested me was reading the previous posts. I like Lisa M. whoever she is. and if spenny is the real spenny, reading his posts has made me like him so much more. I love watching Kenny vs Spenny and i own all the seasons. I think they are both hilarious and the show wouldnt work without both of them. wow i love spenny now.

  176. Lisa M. March 27th, 2008 7:07 PM

    Thank you for you admiration!

  177. Charles Roast III March 28th, 2008 2:42 PM

    “Do you really think that a six hour old child how dies shortly after birth is going to hell simply because she was born to a non-catholic family and therefore was not baptized?”

    Catholics are a freaky cult and aren’t Christians, of course the child is going to hell haven’t you read the bible?

    “I hate what people have turned Christianity into! GOD DOES NOT HATE HOMOSEXUALS!”

    God definitely hates homosexuals, God definitely hates you as well!

    Always Right

  178. Lexi Gardiner April 1st, 2008 5:50 PM

    It takes a good, wholesome Christian to highlight and instantly judge the religious upbringings of both Kenny and Spenny… Questionable morality and religious racism aside, if you find the show that offensive perhaps you should change the channel. The power is in your thumb. The rest of us like to laugh and love the dynamics at play in one of the best shows on TV.

    Thank you

  179. Jeff Dunphy April 12th, 2008 11:55 PM

    kenny vs spenny rocks

  180. Jeff Dunphy April 13th, 2008 12:02 AM

    ok first of all, its comedy, live with it, if people are worried that children may be affected because of this tv show..why arent parents watching out for their children? the show has warnings of the offensive material to tell people that its entertainment and should not be copied.

    I fail to realize how kenny and spenny were cruel to the goats, they were not harmed in any physical way. People today are having illegal animal fights, and many people are poaching. But picking on that fact the they made the goats hyper and scared, thats not harming them physically.

    Another thing, why pick on just Kenny vs Spenny? There are tv shows equally as bad. Picking on one show out of pleanty that are offensive isn’t really going to make a difference.

  181. Gavin C. Stewart April 14th, 2008 12:48 PM

    I for one think that Spencer Rice is hilarious. I love the way he’s sketchy at times, and also, I like how he holds on to those morals and values. He never gives up, and he always tries his best. I think that what Spenny does for society is good, while what Kenny does for society is evil. And there needs to be a balance in the world.

    For the people who don’t like the show, don’t watch it. Change the channel, or cancel your subscription to that channel. You’ll create a lot less enemies that way. Instead of trying to change the world, first, change yourself.

    Thanks for reading, and God bless,

    -Gavin C. Stewart

  182. wasacanadachristian April 16th, 2008 11:43 PM

    wow, this is by far one of the funnest things i’ve found on the web to date. I was baptized United confirmed Anglican (protestant) and I find it all to be a farce. God, if you belive the bible, we’ve got natives near my house that have better stories than that. K vs S is by far one of the funniest shows on Canadian televison. I’m glad I live in a country with more brains than the US. we actually have something called free speech and no need for FBI CIA NSA Homeland Security, etc. I mean if your so loved by god, why the hell do you need more security than the gates of heaven (if it exists.) Seriously, the bible says that god helped moses defeat the egyptians. why isn’t he helping you guys then? Canada just sits here collecting our diamonds, gold, oil, natural gas, trees, etc. all by ourselves getting rich with no boogeyman lying around the couner. We have governments that listen to the people and a good seperation of church and state. Ontario, my home, just added many different prays to they’re book when the start a session in the House. So whatever crap you guys keep spewing about how this show is immoral, etc. ask youselves this:

    a. how the hell do you guys know what your talking about if you didn’t watch it
    b. why the heck did the FBI CIA NSA hold you arms down so you couldn’t change the channel
    c. how does one TV show sterotype a whole culture. I mean as much as the other fans and I would like to belive this show isn’t CBC news now. Lots of people don’t know it

    so ya, i ranted, and yes i’ve got spelling and grammer mistake, but whatever. my free education gave me what i wanted and when we get hurt my free healthcare will make me better.

    Long Live Canada,
    Our Home and Native Land
    And may the true north be strong and free

    unlike the south

    Spencer
    (not related to the aforementioned tv show character)

    PS. what the hells wrong with homosexuals. my belif is I don’t care do your own thing. I don’t have to see them and they don’t have to see me and my girlfriend, and yes more girls is better.

  183. Kennyrules April 22nd, 2008 4:36 PM

    I have to say that the show is downright hilarious.. I have actually never laughed out loud while watching any t.v film before in my life. Kenny VS Spenny makes me laugh every episode.. It’s the best show on television for sure..
    Keep the seasons coming!

  184. Richard April 26th, 2008 3:39 PM

    If you all hate kenny vs spenny then dont watch it. No one forces you to watch it but you sit on your fat asses on the computer calling it down. Supporting this shelly bitch is your biggest mistake. SHE IS THE BIGGEST SATAN WORSHIPER THERE IT. KENNY VS SPENNY IS GOD!!! FUCK SHELLY I HOPE YOU BURN YOU DIRTY BITCH. P.S did you know Shelly beat her daughter for watching Kenny vs Spenny ? How christian is that??

  185. Shelley Goodman April 27th, 2008 9:14 AM

    Listen you all,
    Jesus told me that Kenny is going to die this year.
    Amen, praise the Lord!
    Shelley

  186. Not giving my name May 30th, 2008 7:45 PM

    To let u know, that sex scene with the goat was fake… just a little heads up. and this website is so funny!!! ive been to it like everyday for a week and always luagh my ass off!

  187. Richard Astley. July 9th, 2008 8:27 PM

    Shelley…

    Didn’t God also say that Billy Bob Neck was going to be the next President of the United States?

    Oh wait…

  188. zvx July 16th, 2008 10:23 PM

    Listen Shelley,
    Jesus AND God AND Moses told me you are gonna die tonight in your sleep.
    Amen, praise the Lord!
    zvx

  189. True Believer July 16th, 2008 10:52 PM

    He didnt have anal sex with the god damn goat. He wiped the toothbrusn on its ass. Maybe thats how you retards fuck, next time try acually sticking your dick inside.

  190. Krystal O'Brien August 5th, 2008 11:10 PM

    Fucking fundamentalist. I’m sure in some twisted way the bible bans tv in general, so go fucking burn your cable cords at the bottoms of your own stakes, assholes. Leave Kenny vs. Spenny alone, and keep watching the decorating channel.

    You can’t trust this article anyway! First of all, half their info. is wrong, and second, they say this show’s bad, but rate Texas Chainsaw Massacre as a great movie fro those 10 and up, because it has GREAT FAMILY VALUES?! The fuck!? When does Leatherface show he has great family values?! When he’s sawing off the guy’s legs with his chainsaw, or when he peels off the other guy’s face and sews it to his!??! Thanks!

    Case closed. This site’s retarded.

  191. vince August 19th, 2008 6:01 PM

    you dont have to watch the show if you dont like it. half of you are complaining and have most likley never even really seen the tv show. ITS JUST A SHOW PEOPLE. Me and my friends have seen every episode over and over. Its the kind of show that us college kids get the biggest kick out of. Stop your crying and let us enjoy what we have been blessed with, a absolutley hilarious television show. Thank you Kenny and Spenny!

    season 5 cmonnnnn

  192. GK September 7th, 2008 12:55 PM

    This is one of the funniest shows there is currenty. the things that kenny and spenny do are very funny. IT IS ENTERTAINMENT… do not forget that. enough christians in the united states disgrace christianity but are not on a television show. if you have been to any regular high school in america you will experience christians doing mure more vile disgraceful things but thats the contradiction that exists encouraged here…. and PLEEEAASE!!! worry about your own sins please stop imposing yourselves to others.

  193. yousuckmancocklol September 12th, 2008 10:57 AM

    shows such as this one are the reason our world can progress. If it we’re all up to people like you we would still be quiet little racist god fearing clones sitting under a church roof. This show is no more filled with lunacy and foolishness than the bible itself. It is entertainment just let it be you ignorant fuck.

  194. fuckyou September 12th, 2008 11:04 AM

    At Shelley the Republican, we don’t believe in Censorship. God gave us Free Will to make our own choices no matter how vile, disgusting, horrible and venal they might be.

    what the fuck! if this is your mission satement then why are you ripping on kvs

    i hope terrorists blow up your whole family

  195. Lols September 14th, 2008 4:30 PM

    ignorant fuck tards, %90 of you who have problems with k vs s, have never seen an episode. Instead you are acting like TRUE Christians: getting someone else to make decisions for you. Like you guys are so fucking stupid, even the person who wrote this article is a fucking idiot.

    “This episode goes further than any other in denigrating those Christian values that make us the freest and happiest people in the world” don’t watch it then fuck tard

    “The list of hatred and nastiness in this show defies all reason, including but not limited to:

    Public urination caught on film of Kenny Hotz on Spencer Rice’s bed
    Death and evisceration of a goat
    Forced man-rape
    Bestiality and anal sex with a goat”
    that only one of those ACTUALLY happened you idiot: “Public urination caught on film of Kenny Hotz on Spencer Rice’s bed” the others were spoofs or acts were not real. Like how can you get away with those things on cable tv without retribution from the law. The answer is you cant, thats why its obviously that your whole article is nothing but hypocritical Christian bullshit.

  196. Alex Caulfield September 17th, 2008 3:18 AM

    You guys are a bunch of God-loving, delusional, simple-minded fuckheads that need to be eviscerated from the face of the earth. So help me if I ever saw one of you pieces of shit on the street, I would fucking rip your throat out and feed it to my dog for breakfast. You pieces of shit are what make this planet so shitty. You devalue our society with your stupid religion and moral values. If I catch any of you soughing out to cancel Kenny Vs. Spenny I will end your worthless existence here with my bare hands. We were wrong for putting Jews in the ovens in WWII, it should have been you Christians, that would of ridded our great nation from you once and for all. Hope you all die a horrible death, goodbye.

  197. Lisa G. September 29th, 2008 3:19 PM

    haha, this actually keep me enteratined for about an hour and a half now. thank you all for the good time, except obviously the ones who are against KVS. it seems to me that most of the haters gave up though.

    p.s. Spenny, if you ever come back… I thoroughly enjoyed your arguements and I really respect te fact that you have always upheld your morals. Continue to make me smile!

    Love!

  198. Brandon.V September 30th, 2008 6:45 PM

    Ok for all the uptight “religous” people who hate kenny vs. spenny I have one simple answer for all your problems….. DONT WATCH THE SHOW IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT! its honestly that simple, but no you have to try ruin everyone elses entertainment by banning the show. Well guess what it’s not going anywhere there is more lovers than haters you dumb snobs!

    If this show gets put off the air there will be riots in the streets, people will be throwing their T.V. remotes at their T.Vs there will be total chaos!

    Spenny:
    if you ever spot this comment I would just like you to know that this canadian is proud of your show and what it represents, it has made millions laugh and will continue to do so if it doesnt get taken off which it WONT and good luck to you and Kenny on the success of the show and keep entertaing us. We all love you guys!

  199. Canada > You October 3rd, 2008 12:10 AM

    This site is an absolute joke. Thanks for the laughs. Perhaps if “faith-based” Americans such as yourself got an education and read a book written within the last century the United States wouldn’t have decayed from a once-great nation into the most retrogressive of all developed nations.

    I find great difficulty in understanding how you justify electing a “Christian” president who has spent over $1 trillion killing citizens of a sovereign nation, yet ignores the millions dying of malnutrition and AIDS in Africa. That doesn’t sound like something Jesus would do.

    If you don’t like what’s on the TV, turn it off. Kenny vs Spenny is funny, and that’s why people watch it. Get a life.

    Now I want you to really think about the following:

    I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
    ~ Susan B. Anthony

    ‘The Government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian religion.’ – John Adams, 2nd President of the United States

    Long live Kenny vs Spenny.

    Obama for President.

  200. John Smith October 5th, 2008 8:50 PM

    Every night I masturbate, i’ll pray for your souls to be saved by the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodley appendage. Now if you’ll excuse me, i’m about to have some fun with my noodley appendage myself!

  201. Cameron Murton October 8th, 2008 2:48 PM

    Long Live Kenny vs. Spenny!

    If you have enough time to spend writing a blog article about a tv show that you apparently don’t like for some strange reason (it’s hilarious) then you have way too much time on your hands. I agree with a previous comment: ‘if you don’t like what’s on the TV, turn it off.” Surely your religious ethics could have told you that much I’m sure that your ‘good Christian values’ would be better invested into something actually remotely valuable to society. Shouldn’t you be praying or something?

    Once again depicting the arrogance and ignorance of so many American people.

    Not that I didn’t enjoy your article. I found it hilarious and quite enjoyable. So thank you.

    This is why us Canadian’s enjoy being Canadian so much. So we don’t have to deal with the likes of you for the most part. Unless we have the unavoidable interactions with our friends to the south. Wait. Friends is a strong word. Neighbours is more appropriate (Notice the ‘u’). Like the neighbours that always are critiquing your backyard with their friends at their BBQ but you still don’t really give a shit.

    The Freedom Blog? Haha. What a joke. Not my kind of freedom. And judging by most of these posts, not most people’s freedoms either.

    Go blow off some steam and rub one out.

    Once again,

    LONG LIVE KENNY VS. SPENNY!

  202. Mike DeRosa October 15th, 2008 9:09 AM

    Im guessing this guy doesnt like a good laugh, honestly if you dont like to watch the show there Charles “Chuck” Roast III then DONT WATCH IT, its one of the best shows on tv right now by far, anyone and everyone is talking about how good this show is, and Charles when did they actually commit Bestiality, there were no sexual relations between spenny and the goat. Also i never knew public urination was against the catholic religion. Also one thing is why do you have to bring people religions into a conversation about a tv show, they never advertised that they were doing the show for there seperate religions. I guess Charles theres alot of fuckin sinners in there world so live with it, and stop crying like a little BITCH!

  203. joseph October 17th, 2008 8:58 AM

    hey spenny,
    i have to say that i am probably the biggest australian fan of kenny vs spenny i cannot wait until season 5 i think there is no reason for you guys to get banned as there are soo many other worse shows on television these days. your show is origonal and i dont know another show like it apart from ed vs spencer which didnt compare at all. well good luck in the future to both of u.

    joe

  204. riyad mamedyarov October 19th, 2008 9:48 AM

    are you guys fucking serious? sodomy? PUBLIC urination? seriously? leave it to you idiots to come up with some bullshit and rant about it. I personally love this show and I’m happy that most people also like it. Kenny vs. Spenny is one of the best shows on TV right now because of the realism and mostly because of its outrageous topics and activities.

    oh and Sedgewick Hunsaker your the definition of douchebag. Go crawl into your own anus and die. please for all of us.

  205. Douglas December 2nd, 2008 7:23 AM

    Jesus christ, way to think your better than us Canadians. First of all, it just shows that our country is more free than America. We can express ourselves on television and joke around without half of the Canadian people getting their panties in a bunch about it. Was there really sodomy on the show? No. Was Kenny joking around when he was talking about taking that ‘huge goat cock’? Yes.

    1) Grow a sense of humor
    2) Stop being racist towards Canadians
    3) Get a goddamn life and learn what freedom and freedom of speech is really about.
    4) Not everyone shares you view about so called “God” so get used to it.

  206. Douglas December 2nd, 2008 7:33 AM

    Also, you say that you love everybody equally but you generalize us Canadians as ‘Cannucks’ and you probably think that we’re all hockey loving alcoholic assholes who have no morality.

    Sure, i think that slaughter of an animal is wrong.
    I also think that a whole lot of stuff gets on TV that shouldn’t be there.

    But you see; that’s why this is allowed on TV. Because its called Entertainment. Its about two guys competing against eachother, who enjoy life and don’t care what others think. Also..

    You say that the following things happen

    * Public urination caught on film of Kenny Hotz on Spencer Rice’s bed
    * Death and evisceration of a goat
    * Forced man-rape
    * Bestiality and anal sex with a goat

    #1: Does it show Kenny Hotz’s penis? No. Was it on the street? No. You’re wrong there

    #2: Does it show the goat get killed? No. Does it imply that the goat was killed for the purpose of the show, or for entertainment? No. Kenny bought the goat at a butchers shop. I’m sure that you have thousands of butcher shops in America.

    #3: Forced man rape? What the hell are you talking about? There is NO penetration, and nothing to imply that anything other than a JOKE and a PRANK was happening. So you’re wrong there too. If that did happen, it wouldn’t be allowed to air on TV

    #4: Bestiality? Do you think that either Kenny OR Spenny wanted to partake in Bestiality? No. It was a humiliation. That’s the formula of the show. A humiliation is used to embarrass and punish the participant for losing the competition. So you’re wrong there too

    So; You weren’t right about anything. Not only were you completely wrong, your a close-minded, sad individual. You should seek help. Not from “God” but from a therapist.

  207. saddam hussein March 31st, 2009 12:44 AM

    man, i love kenny vs spenny!!
    and i love canada!!!
    and i hate christians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  208. TheMan370 September 1st, 2009 3:01 PM

    Hmmm….not sure I am following this thread very well.

  209. jenna September 11th, 2009 9:48 PM

    I was gang raped by women who took me to a farm. They threw my naked body in a pig pen. They made me have sex with pigs….I am losing my mind.

  210. jenna September 11th, 2009 9:54 PM

    I also was filmed. I get aroused sometimes and now ask others to hurt me..I used to be normal……TheyThey didn’t go to jail….someone said I should be charged with beastiality. I stay home, masturbate, beg for humiliation and I am a freak now…pigs having sex with a pretty young mother for hours. They filmed it…they made me service their privates……kept me for two weeks. I had an orgasm…not my fault….in the pig pen.
    jenna the freak

  211. Drew September 27th, 2009 11:50 PM

    Take a joke you American white trash peices of crap. You cant take a joke to save your life. You all suck. Go Canada

  212. Gina November 29th, 2009 8:45 AM

    Oh my dear lord!!! Are you people serious???!

    I am a 40 year old californian wife and mother, and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SHOW!! Unfortunately, i only get to watch a few episodes here and there on comedy central, but i watch them OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!!!! And i am going to find a way to keep it on the air AND have it aired in the states.

    this show is hilarious, and brings me joy…if you don’t like it, DON’T WATCH IT!!! but leave it be for those of us who enjoy a good time(and a joke or two)

  213. Comrade 47 December 21st, 2009 6:14 AM

    Greetings from Canada, you hypocritical bitch.

    While I will admit that simulate goat sex is… questionable, to say the least, America should not be talking. American TV has Jackass. “Ooh, fine and dandy.” Oh, those fucking Canadians are doing more or less the same thing? “Filthy, moral-less swine!”

    Take a good, long look at American television. It’s exactly the same as Canadian TV.

  214. Pat Seguin February 6th, 2010 9:23 PM

    Do you something you Americans are blinded by fox news and their cronies. KvS is amazing show that shows the two sides of the human psyche, the Rash Id is represented by Kenny, and The Superego is represented by Spenny. You Americans are so scared of socialism you’re plunging yourselves in Nazism. Its not Obama’s fault either, its the republicans. Ignorance is bliss isnt i bet you believe the earth is 6000 years old too…

  215. lily April 4th, 2010 8:41 AM

    Im sorry, but you who said that Spenny is the most unfunniest man on earth, i gotta say that you must be a man with no humour at all.

    without Spenny the show would not be funny at all.

    KVS is an awesome show, actually the only one that has made me laugh, on EVERY episode, they both are fkin hilarious! TOO BAD.. There are people who have a stick stuck up in their asses and try to ruin the fun everyone else is having….. ;)

    keep it up Kenny & Spenny , you have many fans in Finland ;)

  216. ShaggE May 4th, 2010 2:43 PM

    This site has got to be a joke.

    “…one might as well take for granted that a jew and a catholic would put forward propaganda aimed at undermining the moral order that makes society great.”

    Yes, it’s so “moral” to lump people together based on religious belief, birthplace, or heritage. It’s those same “morals” that created the KKK, and caused millions of pointless murders.

    Hiding your hatred behind “Jesus” is just the icing on the bigoted cake. I’ve got nothing against Christians, just those of you who think that quoting the bible allows you to be hateful.

    Doesn’t your religion ask you to “love thy brother”? Seems to me like you haven’t the time to love anything, since you’re so obsessed with trying to be better than everyone.

    I feel bad for you. If you would get off of your soapbox every now and then, you might be able to actually enjoy life. But we both know you never will, since you’d have to accept the fact that you aren’t some magical crusader for justice.

  217. Peoplearesheep June 14th, 2010 11:43 AM

    You know, for all of your astute conservative observations, it sure seems like you all have a stick up your ass. It is meant to offend uptight people like you. Long live Kenny vs. Spenny!

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