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		<title>By: Comedy Networks</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99301295</link>
		<dc:creator>Comedy Networks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a poor dolphin?why they don&#039;t give an update to this people who eat dolphins.they must know who the dolphins are..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a poor dolphin?why they don&#8217;t give an update to this people who eat dolphins.they must know who the dolphins are..</p>
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		<title>By: josh</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99298991</link>
		<dc:creator>josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i seriously hope this site is a joke because it seems that way, just because you cant get linux working doesnt make it useless, just proves you&#039;re a retard and should stick to your buggy winblows OS&#039;s and again mysql is so powerful your stupid mid west american mind obvisouly cant properly use the proper syntax to make a simple request. 

btw you&#039;re a tard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i seriously hope this site is a joke because it seems that way, just because you cant get linux working doesnt make it useless, just proves you&#8217;re a retard and should stick to your buggy winblows OS&#8217;s and again mysql is so powerful your stupid mid west american mind obvisouly cant properly use the proper syntax to make a simple request. </p>
<p>btw you&#8217;re a tard.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99298830</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx#comment-99298830</guid>
		<description>It&#039;s funny that you would bash MySQL and the Open Source movement in general and yet have Republican in the URL for this blog. As a Republican I could only surmise that you&#039;re in to the Free Market. Monopolies like Microsoft are about as anti-Free Market as it gets.

Microsoft&#039;s software integrates with other Microsoft software really well. The problem is that if you want to develop a piece of software that, for example hooks in to Windows the way another piece of Microsoft software does, you&#039;re SOL. You have to reverse engineer how the other piece of MS software hooks in and then hope you can get your program to do the same thing. Like SAMBA. 

&quot;Why not just use the Microsoft software to do it?&quot; Maybe you don&#039;t like the interface. Maybe it interferes with another piece of software you&#039;re running. Maybe you don&#039;t want to pay the extra license fees for that extra piece of software. In any case, that&#039;s not the important question. The important question is &quot;Why can&#039;t we do it?&quot;

&quot;Well if there were a business need for this sort of thing, Microsoft would include it.&quot; Another argument I hear, which is completely fallacious. Monopolies don&#039;t work this way. Another example to look at is the Open Document Format which has been made popular by Open Office. (Software from Sun you don&#039;t have to pay for.)

ODF started becoming popular and people started asking Microsoft when MS Office would support it. Obviously there was a business need for it. In stead of supporting it, Microsoft undermined the Industry Standards Organization and fast tracked their own, wretchedly horrible Office Open XML format. THAT&#039;S how monopolies work.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s funny that you would bash MySQL and the Open Source movement in general and yet have Republican in the URL for this blog. As a Republican I could only surmise that you&#8217;re in to the Free Market. Monopolies like Microsoft are about as anti-Free Market as it gets.</p>
<p>Microsoft&#8217;s software integrates with other Microsoft software really well. The problem is that if you want to develop a piece of software that, for example hooks in to Windows the way another piece of Microsoft software does, you&#8217;re SOL. You have to reverse engineer how the other piece of MS software hooks in and then hope you can get your program to do the same thing. Like SAMBA. </p>
<p>&#8220;Why not just use the Microsoft software to do it?&#8221; Maybe you don&#8217;t like the interface. Maybe it interferes with another piece of software you&#8217;re running. Maybe you don&#8217;t want to pay the extra license fees for that extra piece of software. In any case, that&#8217;s not the important question. The important question is &#8220;Why can&#8217;t we do it?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well if there were a business need for this sort of thing, Microsoft would include it.&#8221; Another argument I hear, which is completely fallacious. Monopolies don&#8217;t work this way. Another example to look at is the Open Document Format which has been made popular by Open Office. (Software from Sun you don&#8217;t have to pay for.)</p>
<p>ODF started becoming popular and people started asking Microsoft when MS Office would support it. Obviously there was a business need for it. In stead of supporting it, Microsoft undermined the Industry Standards Organization and fast tracked their own, wretchedly horrible Office Open XML format. THAT&#8217;S how monopolies work.</p>
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		<title>By: Da Bitch Who Can't Stand Shelley Goodman</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99298713</link>
		<dc:creator>Da Bitch Who Can't Stand Shelley Goodman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@A Parody Lover i&#039;ve read funnier his articles are not funny jimmy stay away from stand up comedy cause your not funny.


and iXi shut the fuck up idiot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@A Parody Lover i&#8217;ve read funnier his articles are not funny jimmy stay away from stand up comedy cause your not funny.</p>
<p>and iXi shut the fuck up idiot.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99298707</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[quote]I’m a certified Microsoft engineer. My employer like millions of American businesses recognize that Microsoft’s great products deliver exceptional reliability and value. That is why we use 100% Windows Vista for STR.[/quote]

What the hell?? You&#039;re obviously bound to say that then! Your employer BELIEVES Microsoft is the best because they employ &#039;certified Microsoft engineers&#039; like you who tell them it&#039;s the best! You know shit about what you&#039;re on about, 100% windows Vista? NOTHING on this site is Vista! Who the hell even hosts a website on Vista?

By the way, wordpress.org/download/ - where is this &#039;.Net commercial version&#039; you speak of? Ever heard of mod_rewrite??? Which by the way is a module from Apache (originally designed for UNIX).

And finally just to add, why in their right mind would someone rewrite wordpress in ASP.NET? Would be easier to create their own from scratch!

Bunch of misguided morons!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[quote]I’m a certified Microsoft engineer. My employer like millions of American businesses recognize that Microsoft’s great products deliver exceptional reliability and value. That is why we use 100% Windows Vista for STR.[/quote]</p>
<p>What the hell?? You&#8217;re obviously bound to say that then! Your employer BELIEVES Microsoft is the best because they employ &#8216;certified Microsoft engineers&#8217; like you who tell them it&#8217;s the best! You know shit about what you&#8217;re on about, 100% windows Vista? NOTHING on this site is Vista! Who the hell even hosts a website on Vista?</p>
<p>By the way, wordpress.org/download/ &#8211; where is this &#8216;.Net commercial version&#8217; you speak of? Ever heard of mod_rewrite??? Which by the way is a module from Apache (originally designed for UNIX).</p>
<p>And finally just to add, why in their right mind would someone rewrite wordpress in ASP.NET? Would be easier to create their own from scratch!</p>
<p>Bunch of misguided morons!</p>
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		<title>By: Nobody</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99275199</link>
		<dc:creator>Nobody</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[sarcasm]
Yep, MySQL is done.  Stick a fork in it.
[/sarcasm]

Keyword: fork.  Look it up... dummy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[sarcasm]<br />
Yep, MySQL is done.  Stick a fork in it.<br />
[/sarcasm]</p>
<p>Keyword: fork.  Look it up&#8230; dummy.</p>
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		<title>By: Faryshta</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99253778</link>
		<dc:creator>Faryshta</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;LADY YOU ARE AN HIPOCRITE YOU THIS PAGE TOTALLY RUNS ON MySQL. YOU USE LINUX THEN YOU ARE EVIL. HAIL SATAN!&lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>LADY YOU ARE AN HIPOCRITE YOU THIS PAGE TOTALLY RUNS ON MySQL. YOU USE LINUX THEN YOU ARE EVIL. HAIL SATAN!</b></p>
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		<title>By: iXi</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99158067</link>
		<dc:creator>iXi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 03:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i love this site, Jimmy you should really consider stand up comedy, your articles are great, and reading comments from people how actually think your serious makes it even funnier.

but seriously you should have some type of disclaimer that its a joke at the end so people don&#039;t take this great gags seriously. I mean people can actually waste money on MS products because of it and then learn about a better software.

and for all you wondering about the sun only running on sun hardware thing, that was clearly a joke,  Sun Microsystems prides the self on having interplatform capabilitys.

and the thing about gpl spreading to data stored in gpl software thats a gag to sins the license only covers the sourcecode and not the input to the program. if that ware true microsoft would own any thing you produced in Word or powerpoint or wat not.

sins I know the article was a joke i&#039;m not going to correct all the tactical faults and misstyps sins couse it loses it&#039;s comedic value then. but you could at least have posted a bluescreen regarding an SQL error (no matter if it were oracle, mySQL or MS-Sql it would still have looked more serious)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i love this site, Jimmy you should really consider stand up comedy, your articles are great, and reading comments from people how actually think your serious makes it even funnier.</p>
<p>but seriously you should have some type of disclaimer that its a joke at the end so people don&#8217;t take this great gags seriously. I mean people can actually waste money on MS products because of it and then learn about a better software.</p>
<p>and for all you wondering about the sun only running on sun hardware thing, that was clearly a joke,  Sun Microsystems prides the self on having interplatform capabilitys.</p>
<p>and the thing about gpl spreading to data stored in gpl software thats a gag to sins the license only covers the sourcecode and not the input to the program. if that ware true microsoft would own any thing you produced in Word or powerpoint or wat not.</p>
<p>sins I know the article was a joke i&#8217;m not going to correct all the tactical faults and misstyps sins couse it loses it&#8217;s comedic value then. but you could at least have posted a bluescreen regarding an SQL error (no matter if it were oracle, mySQL or MS-Sql it would still have looked more serious)</p>
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		<title>By: A Parody Lover</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99153536</link>
		<dc:creator>A Parody Lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!  This site has become one of my favourite, partly for the witty articles and partly for the people who wouldn&#039;t recognize satire if it bit them in the face.  Keep up the good work!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!  This site has become one of my favourite, partly for the witty articles and partly for the people who wouldn&#8217;t recognize satire if it bit them in the face.  Keep up the good work!</p>
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		<title>By: Jhin Lee</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99151247</link>
		<dc:creator>Jhin Lee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... you se it on TV and in the movies but I to actually find these conservative, narrowminded and borderline fanatical religious people in real life.........

Stating that Linux is some kind of Devils tool working for terrorists and Chinese hackers is just plain stupid. As you complain about Bin Laden using Linux maybe you should go back to your earlier statement that computers are americn made... what do you think Bin Laden is runing his Linux programme on ????? so I guess that makes all computers evil too huh?

And to bring God and prayer in the picture to stop Linux players.. lol. Without getting in to the whoe is there a God or not discussion I think it is safe to say that God has taken a &quot;non interefirn&quot; approach to what we people are doing at the moment..... and even if he did choose to interfere I strongly doubt the Linux would be on top of his list.... Actually if you look at the some of the more serious problems of the world I honestly think it makes you a bad person to even ask God to waste his time on Linux.

Jhin Lee
P.S. Stop praying to God to win Football!! it&#039;s a game and using God is both cheating and a proof that in your spoiled exstience you have lost track of what is worth praying for. It like praying for a bigger BMW.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; you se it on TV and in the movies but I to actually find these conservative, narrowminded and borderline fanatical religious people in real life&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Stating that Linux is some kind of Devils tool working for terrorists and Chinese hackers is just plain stupid. As you complain about Bin Laden using Linux maybe you should go back to your earlier statement that computers are americn made&#8230; what do you think Bin Laden is runing his Linux programme on ????? so I guess that makes all computers evil too huh?</p>
<p>And to bring God and prayer in the picture to stop Linux players.. lol. Without getting in to the whoe is there a God or not discussion I think it is safe to say that God has taken a &#8220;non interefirn&#8221; approach to what we people are doing at the moment&#8230;.. and even if he did choose to interfere I strongly doubt the Linux would be on top of his list&#8230;. Actually if you look at the some of the more serious problems of the world I honestly think it makes you a bad person to even ask God to waste his time on Linux.</p>
<p>Jhin Lee<br />
P.S. Stop praying to God to win Football!! it&#8217;s a game and using God is both cheating and a proof that in your spoiled exstience you have lost track of what is worth praying for. It like praying for a bigger BMW.</p>
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		<title>By: Lev Lafayette</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99150657</link>
		<dc:creator>Lev Lafayette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh Pierre, you&#039;ve spoiled the joke! :-)

(curl -i http://www,shelleytherepublican,com is another option, albeit less complete)

As Arjen Lentz has pointed out this must be an early April Fools Day joke..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh Pierre, you&#8217;ve spoiled the joke! :-)</p>
<p>(curl -i <a href="http://www,shelleytherepublican,com" rel="nofollow">http://www,shelleytherepublican,com</a> is another option, albeit less complete)</p>
<p>As Arjen Lentz has pointed out this must be an early April Fools Day joke..</p>
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		<title>By: Pierre-Olivier D.</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99150599</link>
		<dc:creator>Pierre-Olivier D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Try this... so funny...
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/phpinfo.php</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try this&#8230; so funny&#8230;<br />
<a href="http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/phpinfo.php" rel="nofollow">http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/phpinfo.php</a></p>
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		<title>By: Alejandro Restrepo</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2008/01/22/mysql-the-harpooned-dolphin.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99150349</link>
		<dc:creator>Alejandro Restrepo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eres tan ignorante, ciego y estupido como para criticar lo que te dan.

Como dice el refran Colombiano: A caballo regalado, no se le mira el diente.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eres tan ignorante, ciego y estupido como para criticar lo que te dan.</p>
<p>Como dice el refran Colombiano: A caballo regalado, no se le mira el diente.</p>
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