Sunday Prayer : A cup of Jesus
Dear Lord
Let America have a cup of Jesus. The one who had a cup of You will never stop loving you.
Thank you for protecting America, your own country. Thank you for giving us wealth and prosperity. Thank you for giving us the strength to beat the terrorist towelheads!
Please continue to bless us. Please let this blog continue to grow. Please help us to spread your glory, your message of hope and compassion. Only once everybody had a good Cup of Jesus there will be peace on earth.
Amen,
Shelley
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that is the most hilairious thing i ever read. not to mention a really big load of bull. ha christian my ass haha you almost had me convinced there. not that’s just right winged propaganda and funny to.
from a damn proud liberal.
xtianity is like milk, but milk is atleast good for you.
And doesn’t spoil as fast.
God bless you Sister Goodman! That was a beautiful prayer. Ignore what that sinner sara carter said. i have never met a broad named sara yet who wasnt a commie and a lezbo and a vegetarian and butt ugly too. A cup of Jesus sounds mighty fine to me and thats how me and my wife Mavis start our morning every day. Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!
Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
You can stick your cup of Jesus where the sun don’t shine, Shelley.
Christians are supposed to be loving and caring – turning the other cheek, respecting neighbours etc, those are supposed to be your values. “terrorist towelheads”? The US has its enough of its own terrorists (*coughs* Bush *coughs*) for you to worry about anyone else. The way you talk about Muslims, Liberals (even those in your own country) and anyone that does not believe in your skewed idiology is apauling.
Keep fighting the good fight Sara!
I hope God nuke america one of this days.
“God’s Anger”,
I can assure you that Jesus ain’t no wetback!
Shame on you for insulting the Son of God!
Shelley
I love it. This blog lends our attention towards racism, homophobia, fascist tendencies and and and in the (christian) right, by – attention you black.white-loving wannabe-intellectuals – faking. it combines all the disgusting parts of the rightists ideology, thus attracting attention for it while exaggerating. irony! sarcasm! never heard, uh? i’m sorry, but you’re attacking somebody, who shares your positions, butobviously on a much higher level, i mean, too high for you. funny, right?
Mr. Long, would you kindly do us the favor of fucking off or I will be forced to shove my magical penguins up your ass.
Cheerio!
MP
Well! That was kind of him! The penguins never really cared for that part of the job, even though the were magical penguins!
Pip pip!
MP
My! It’s almost as if Mr. Long has been banned completely by this horrendous website. I say! Jolly Good!
Crumpets!
MP
fuck you sedgewick you fucking wife beater. you shame on me for insulting the son of god shame on you for condoning domestic violence you fucking bitch. sedgewick i am straight sorry to disappoint you. you can call me a commie as long as you want wife beater cause i don’t give a mother fucking damn what you think fuck you fuck your god and fuck christianity. this coming from a bastard who slaps his wife around. you call me a commie cause i don’t agree with your fucking bull shit you ain’t no christian sedgewick. you make me laugh there sedgewick. your gonna be quite disappointed when you find your ass in hell sedgewick. god please someone ban and outlaw christianity and put those fucking str shitheads in a asylum where they belong. i would rather be a sinner then a christian cause you christians are nothing but a bunch of overly arrogant and high and mighty bastards who have their head so far up their ass it’s not even funny. yet you critsize people who don’t go along with your propaganda i don’t care what you think of me. and stop saying god is love when it’s pretty apparently he is not. no way in hell sedgewick are you a chrisitian so just drop the act. your a phony christian and the people who don’t like you fucking know it. if you were any kind of christian you would turn the other cheek but your not a christian i know whats real and i know whats not and you str are not real christians say what you want if there are any commies it sure as hell is you sedgewick. you make chrisitianity look extremely bad and you are a joke to america. so kiss my fucking ass son of a bitch.
see here people the damn idiots claim to be christians it is so apparent they are not. it’s just a shit hole site who supports domestic violence. and i know my bible and i went to church in my teenage years i know the truth but you do not your fake phony christians. see you in hell sedgewick and by the way hun you do not know what i look like so there fore you can’t say i’m ugly. and i could careless if you think so i’m confident in my looks i think i know what your problem is sedgewick you have’nt had a good fuck in a while. hell asshole i get more then you. and my man is 50 times more man then you will ever be bitch. i apparently make my man happy so your opinion of me don’t mean shit to me. and your opinion don’t mean shit to my man. you can’t bring me down sedgewick i can’t be phased by your bull shit and i laugh at it any rate. you wanna know why my manis 50 times more man then you? cause he don’t go around slapping women around like you he respects me and he’s good man you have no respect for a woman as long as she is toeing the line then you think it makes you that much more of a man you could’nt be more wrong your just a piece of shit. so fuck you and fuck jesus christ.
AND IF GOD IS ANGRY AT ME THEN BY ALL MEANS LET HIM BE. CAUSE I HAVE ISSUES WITH GOD AND I HATE GOD JUST AS MUCH AS HE HATES ME SO IT’S ALL GOOD. IF YOU COULD SAY AT LEAST ONE NICE THING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DON’T AGREE WITH YOU. YOU MIGHT JUST SOME RESPECT FOR ME BUT APPARENTLY THAT’S TO DIFFCULT FOR YOU. However the article on windows vista shelley wrote i agree with and was quite interesting. i would really like to think shelley and other str people were real chrisitians. if you could prove to me you really are good upstanding christians then i might just respect your beliefs. that’s my challenge to you and i doubt you will succeed at it but come on prove me wrong here STR. show me that your not such hateful racist bigots. and show me that you really do love god. cause i think your love of god is fake and phony. prove me wrong STR
so your saying you start your morning with a cup of jesus right sedgewick? i’m taking it that the romance and sex in your marriage has fizzled out huh? haha it figures though when you’ve been married for 47 years old sedgewick has. haha if you have been married for 47 years i’m taking it that your pretty damn anicent haha that could pretty much explain why there is no romance or sex in your marriage. this sedgewick idiot is either in his 50′s or 60′s. i’ve been married for 8 years the romance is still in my marriage plus i’m younger then you. your either in your 50′s or 60′s lol. me i’m in my early 30′s 31 to be exactly and i’m in my prime and i’m confident in my looks. my man brought me home some roses the other day and it’s not even valentines day. i bet you don’t do that for your wife. do you even know how boring having a cup of jesus sounds? by the sounds of it there sedgewick your not romantic with your wife anymore rofl lmao. your a loser sedgewick.
If you don’t like ‘towel heads’ then go join the military. Stop praying to this imaginary space jew, apparently named “Jesus” (pronounced ‘Hey-Suess’) and DO IT YOURSELF.
ps: Go read some bible slash.