Comments on: Republication : Citizenship for Jesus Christ : PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION

By: ...

... — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:56:18 +0000

Ok so i have a question Why did you write that Gods chosen land was America when its Israel …I would just want you to do one thing: Take the picture out i dont care of what people think about this but this is very offensive for me and all real Christians.
God,Lord Jesus Christ doesint make war, He makes peace and wherever he is There is love and Peace… If you are a Christian, you wouldint put this picture on and would even think a few times about it. Spread the love and not war!!!Spread Jesuse’s News it is very important and thats what matters… Plz take this picture out.
Thats the only thing Id like to tell you.

By: MK Ultra

MK Ultra — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:18:40 +0000

That’s a great pic of Osama bin Laden. Wow!

The USA is God’s chosen country? And here I was thinking it was Israhell. Hmmm…

I wouldn’t worry so much about the Jebus being arrested by a an overeager officer of the department of ‘US Citizenship and Immigration Services’ – I’d be more concerned with him undergoing a full cavity search by a pedophiliac officer from the Department of Homeland Scrutiny at the airport.

By: ARE U STUPID?

ARE U STUPID? — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:09:58 +0000

ARE U A STUPID IDIOT?
WTF IS THIS PICTURE?
U REALLY A FUCKTARD
ha ha thank you for a new word in my vocabulary catholic warrior
u know what?
i really do find this offensive
i may not be the kind of person who get’s angry often but this is complete bullshit
and what you said about this?
what the hell is wrong with you
jesus said he would come to save his people
i dont think america exsited in his time although he probably knew what it was
and i dont think anyone else knew what an america was
i dont even care about what you wrote acctually
U KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN
“LOVE OF CHRIST IN MY HEART” MY FUCKING ASS!
KISS MY ASS BITCH

By: Da Bitch

Da Bitch — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:14:26 +0000

I signed the petition. Great stuff. Thanks Shelley, Thanks Lola!

By: Concerned Christian

Concerned Christian — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:29:36 +0000

Dear Shelly

It saddens me to see that you made a list of all the people YOU personally ‘hate’, and yet you called it “God’s Hitlist” as an excuse to cover up your disturbing ways. It also saddens me to see that you are obviously too stubborn and, if I may quote from another hateful viewer, a “Redneck egocentrically hypocritical degenerate bitch”. Your ways may be unforgivable in god’s eyes and in mine, but you refuse to hear voice of reason that people constantly yell at you. Regarding you hating Barack Obama, and creating non-existent, hateful nick-names, it is childish and while we all know that his mentor was quite racist, the new president of the U.S.A. had long ago disregarded his mentor’s ways. You may be allowed in heaven, but that is only because god doesn’t throw anyone away, which you refuse to realize.

By: liberalsatanlover

liberalsatanlover — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:14:00 +0000

THAT and the fact that your STUPID bible says that hes coming back in isreal and saying hes coming back into the usa is blasphomes

and since you love the old testament so much, maybe we should come to your house and give you a good stoning

REDNECK EGO CENTRICAL HYPOCRITAL DEGENERATE BITCH

By: liberalsatanlover

liberalsatanlover — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:06:02 +0000

hahaha “surely he will come into the usa first”

what? a place filled with people like you

people who think wife beating is ok (isnt it a sin to hurt somone though shall not lay a hand or somthing?)

people who break the law and saw god told them to do it (people like you)

people who carry guns and encourage shooting people because there a diffrent religion, doesnt your idiotic bible say something about NOT forcing your beleifs on other people?

and over all degenerate ego centrical asshole bastards like you?

DONT think so XD

By: Lola

Lola — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:10:13 +0000

Shelley:

I have said this to you before via e-mail and would like to restate it for all to see:

I have just read (and signed) your on-line petition to the INS requesting that Jesús be made a legal US citizen upon his return. On behalf of all the Christians of Americans, thank you and kudos to you! You truly have your thinking cap on. But for your activism, good thinking and planning, Jesús may unknowingly come back from Tijuana in somebody’s trunk which would make him an illegal Mexican wetback alien and that would not be a good thing for us Christians of Americans and the rest of the world who are God-fearing, God-loving, self-righteous and True Believers.

I also noticed that you are a Republican. Double kudos! A Christian and a Republican, your place in Heaven is reserved!

Once again, we thank you for your good work. Your efforts will not go unrecognized or unrewarded. Praised be thee!

Truthfully yours,

Lola Flores

By: megadeth

megadeth — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:08:15 +0000

right on sister. billy bob neck is a no pussy getting red neck with a first grade education.

By: sara carter

sara carter — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:52:00 +0000

then we must get citizenship for satan. i’m an american and even i found what catholic warrior said to be down right hiliarious.good job catholic warrior.

and by the way billy bob neck kiss my ass i can say whatever i want you flaming homo. it’s called freedom of speech you bible beating religious heretic so fuck you. and funny how you should that when i’ve seen you go around bitching about the freedom of speech you fuckin hypocrite kiss my ass and god can also kiss my ass

By: Catholic warrior

Catholic warrior — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:01:13 +0000

Shelly you are a real fucktard. When Jesus comes back he will most likely be Israeli. Or failing that a proper country like Britain. Not some shit hole like America

By: Shaft

Shaft — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:46:44 +0000

I have always found Shelley to be a paragon of decency and good manners. Surely the power of Christ id strong in you Shelley, God bless you (even more!)

By: Billy Bob Neck

Billy Bob Neck — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:05:49 +0000

Watch your mouth, woman