Gay Athiest Gnats Cannot Stop God’s Truth
It is the editorial policy of STR not to bother our readers with some of the cruel truths inherent in the dissemination the God’s love and His vision for America.? Anyone spending even the smallest amount of time reading through the comments on this site realizes the profound number of what’s commonly referred to as morons, idiots, half-wits, yahoos, homosexuals, atheists, Clintonistas and left-wing fanatics this most Godly website attracts.? We frequently recommend that our Christians readers skip the comment section altogether in order to spare themselves and their loved ones the vile viciousness of those who wish nothing more than drag this great nation of ours into the pit of Hell.
However, these comments are nothing compared to the emails our staff must endure, the brutal nature of which led the board to mandate that you must have had Jesus in your heart for a minimum of 12.6 years in order to work in our email room.? In addition to the disturbing lack of understanding of God’s Word and His role in the foundation of America, the profane language spewed like Satanic bile causes those who read them to burst into tears of sorrow and pity.? They truly need the Armor of God to cloak them from the forces of evil.? Indeed, one of our staff created t-shirts for the staff which read “Chainmail For Email”!
These emails frequently contain threats concerning bodily harm to our writers but also against STR itself.? “Hackers” in particular send curse-filled missives to inform us that they will “bring down this [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] site”.? God, of course, has seen to it that this has never happened.? To pull the curtain back on our inner workings, we start off each editorial meeting asking God to protect STR from these obese, pimply faced, pizza grease-stained?underachievers and pray for their deliverance unto Him.? In fact, many of our best security men are those who, while attempting to “hack” the site, found themselves so overwhelmed by God’s love that they became born again.
Over the past two weeks, an admitted homosexual atheist “speed freak” took time off from his perversions to let loose a torrent of spiteful emails.? So great in number and foulness were they?that Mrs. Goodman quipped that the “e” must stand for “evil”.? And while the sheer?number of them surprised us they were otherwise undistinguished and, indeed, slightly more dull-witted than most.? While we are still unsure of who exactly this person is, one of our readers who works for the FBI as a forensic psychologist, said the author most likely is a singularly unattractive failed “DJ” who only recently came “out of the closet” and has atrocious dental hygiene.? “Given the sub-standard level of writing,” Agent X said, “I also believe he didn’t finish high school and probably lives in the Southwest.”
As stated previously, our security is, for lack of a better word, hermetic.? If the souls our young people stayed as tight closed and monitored as our website the teenage pregnancy rate would be zero and homosexuality could not gain purchase in the United States.? Alas, despite our precautions the soldiers of Satan like those of the King of the Towelheads sometimes find ways to accomplish deviltry that no amount of planning could foresee.? Knowing that we could not be “hacked” this hopped up homosexual God-hater took another approach.
Forensic sketch of the type of person who revels in lies,
drugs and anal sex
He lied.
He lodged a complaint with our “host” accusing this most Godly of internet venues of “hate speech”.? This de facto falsification of the truth flies in the face of morality and the even-handedness of which we pride ourselves on.? It’s unclear how his serpent’s tongue wove this web of lies, but weave he did and the moment my cellular phone rang as I led our youth group in a discussion of Top Ten Ways To Go To Hell, I knew something was wrong.? We had received a notice of suspension and the STR was unreachable.?
With a very little effort, we corrected the problem.? In fact, the first person we spoke to informed us that “I love your site and take comfort and strength from it.”? Given the bureaucracy of secular organizations, however, it took longer than expected to put the site back “online”.
A few hours ago, I heard a thud outside the door to our church and the sound of tires squealing and, no doubt, defacing our driveway.? I grabbed my .357 and headed for the door.? On the front step I found a VHS cassette tape covered in profanity.? I wish I could tell you who it was from but the writing was all but illegible.? I brought it inside.? One of our interns found a VHS player in the basement.? I was honestly not sure whether I should laugh or shudder.
Obviously, this “organization” thought that God would allow STR’s light to be hidden under a bushel.? If they knew anything about STR or God (or the perfidy that is Ron Paul) they would have known that God walks beside us every step of the way.
He always has and always will.
This tape is in the hands of the FBI.? Agent X assured us that this incident will be investigated as a terrorist act.
Yours in Christ
Newton Wilcox
Board of Directors
Shelley The Republican
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Well, everyone with an IQ greater than a squirrel can figure out that the guy in the video is a STR.com employee with a sock over his head. It’s not impressive and you’re not fooling anyone.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Hehe Thomas, yeah it?Ǭ¥s BBN Playing himself :o)
/True Christian
The Rev. Ted Haggard agreed Saturday to resign as leader of the megachurch he started in his basement more than 20 years ago after its independent investigative board said he was guilty of “sexually immoral conduct.”
On Friday, Haggard admitted he had received a massage from a Denver man who claimed the prominent pastor had paid him for sex over three years. Haggard also admitted he had bought methamphetamine.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/03/haggard.allegations/index.html
That was a terrifying video attack on STR, but clearly the most hateful part came at the end when he spouted “Ron Paul for President”. Talk about deranged!
Always Right
STR,
You guys DO know that Billy Bob Neck is a satirical stand-up comic right?
P.S.
That “Forensic sketch” is just a photoshop of dome dude’s face
He did not lie
he is 100% correct
this site is hate speech
plain and simple
I am truly shocked. Str is once more a victim of terrorism. I hope they get that moron on the video and lock him up for life!
God bless the FBI.
Shelley N. Goodman
Agent X?
Is he from the same source as Sam?Ǭ¥s mysterious UNIT? Or the FBI goons you threatened to send after me, although I?Ǭ¥m not in US jurisdiction?
LOL, what bullshit.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
PS: SAM; I?Ǭ¥M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR UNIT. WHAT`S UP, COWARDS?
Yeah, his name is Paul something if I remember correctly.
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
Anyone who thinks this site is a hate site is a fool of the highest order.
I for one was a little lost these past few days without my favorite source of information
I just found this site and have a few comments for those at STR, and this is as good a post as any to begin objecting to the material that appears here…
1.
“We frequently recommend that our Christians readers skip the comment section altogether in order to spare themselves and their loved ones the vile viciousness of those who wish nothing more than drag this great nation of ours into the pit of Hell.”
Fantastic writing there. Good to see that you have a healthy view of the diversity of opinions that exist. Have you not noticed that almost every single comment disagrees with the opinions that are spewed out here? There’s a reason for that. It’s hate speech, pure and simple.
2.
“…you must have had Jesus in your heart for a minimum of 12.6 years in order to work in our email room.”
So a person of faith of 12.5 years is somehow less worthy? Laughable.
3.
“In addition to the disturbing lack of understanding of god?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s Word and His role in the foundation of America”
You do realise that America was formed as a SECULAR sovereignty? And that many of the signatories to the declaration of independence were Atheists?
4.
“He lodged a complaint…”
So this evil, vile god hater that is not only homosexual, but lives in the southwest and has “atrocious dental hygiene” did the worst thing imaginable… he lodged a complaint! Well good on him! He expressed an opinion of his own, used an appropriate channel of communication to make his claim, which was investigated (with plenty of pressure from your supporters, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sure).
5.
“I grabbed my .357 and headed for the door.”
Thou shall not kill?
Turn the other cheek?
And why behold the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but consider not the beam that is in thine own eye??
This site is despicable. I’m sorry for all involved in with STR that they will spend a large chunk of their lives believing in falsity, lies and the words of long dead men. As a tertiary educated, Australian Atheist, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m eternally glad I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not confronted with this utter crap on a daily basis.
Regards,
Matt
This is the most disgusting web site I have ever seen. These people are evil and claim to be Christians. Not sure what Bible they have been reading from. This group sends out hate filled e-mails, put people on a “Hit List” that say is God’s Hit List. And pray for people to die.
Even if this was satire it is the sickest form of it I have ever seen. These people however are from satrical. They believe everything on here. Kind of reminds me of the Sicko’s in WACO
The leader of this group, Shelley N Goodman is the most UN-HOLY person I have ever run across. Spews hate in the name of GOD. Anybody know a good Excorcist?? She needs one as she is the Demon herself.
Dear Mr. Ryan
According to our Terms and Condition you are not even allowed to be here. You are breaking the law again, Sir.
Go and live with your hatefulness and leave us alone and .. oh yeah: STOP FEEDING THE STINKING BUMS!
Shelley
Hey Shelley,
Your Terms and Conditions are not Law.
In fact I This Satan Driven Web Site really shows people just what is wrong with the Republican Party. And what their Motto should be, “Fuck Everybody But Us”. Yes this is proof positive that Republicans just want to line their pockets at the expense of the American People.
So Shelley you keep up the Hate Mongering it suits you well.
Mr. Ryan,
please refrain from using such vile language on our Godly blog!
Our Terms and Conditions may not be the law but you are subject to them by reading this blog. I am telling you, that you are banned. Get out of here and leave us along you pervert!
Shelley N. Goodman
STOP MAKING ME OUT TO BE SUCH A HYPOCRITE! Just because I have 87 different aliases on this blog and I play all sides of the fence I should be able to hold myself up as morally superior simply because I am on the VERGE OF DEATH. I AM NOT AS MORALLY CONFUSED AS THIS FAKE LYNN MAKES ME OUT TO BE. I am delusional from the vast amounts of oxycontin it takes simply for me to shriek without waking the other homeless people I share this shelter with. I can’t help posting the same shit I posted months ago because I have no memory as I am ON THE VERGE OF DEATH
Dear sHELLey,
Have you noticed the main letters in your name????? It’s where your from.
You are such a stupid child. You need a good old spanking!
Journey To Lynn Long,
what seems to be the problem? You are going to die soon? Are you ready for hell or Heaven?
Shelley
“please refrain from using such vile language on our Godly blog!”
This coming from you who cussed me out (indirectly none the less) in an email, i’ve pasted the email in it’s almost exact form on my spaces (my name’s link) only I edited out the f word for I didn’t want it on my blog.
“You are such a stupid child. You need a good old spanking!”
Oh, directly insulting people on your “godly” blog huh? the hipocricy is thick today, most from STR, and the rest from Lynn as he self admits.
“One of our interns found a VHS player in the basement. I was honestly not sure whether I should laugh or shudder.”
I don’t see what this has to do with anything, but okay. You seem to be dumb at the fact that every party, every group, every click, and any other type of people has it’s section of extremist and idiots. STR should know because they are the close minded extremist of the republican party.
“I am delusional from the vast amounts of oxycontin it takes simply for me to shriek without waking the other homeless people I share this shelter with.”
Okay, now I’m confused, not only are you wasting energy on this blog, but where the hell did you find a computer in a homeless shelter. BTW, if true, I am sorry for your trouble. My girlfriend died of cancer and I know how losing someone can be.
Newton and Shelley you both are making me very mad. I am ready to erase your names from my book of Everlasting Life.
‘FBI’?
‘Terrorism’?
he do it for the ‘lulz’?
“To: link48010@yahoo.com
?¢‚Ǩ?ìOh, directly insulting people on your ?¢‚Ǩ?ìgodly?¢‚Ǩ¬ù blog huh? the hipocricy is thick today, most from STR, and the rest from Lynn as he self admits.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
What is your main problem, you little lying liberal faggot?”
aha, still trying to get that defunct email spammed out huh??? my problem is idiots like you sharing the same air as me. First, I’m not a liberal, I’m individual, I’ve said this several times, I”m a realist and don’t vote for so and so because they are my political party, I’ve learned to make up my own damned mind. Second, didn’t you attack me when I called you a pedo once? How is you calling me gay any different by the image you give them. I cannot call you a pedo, you cannot call me gay. Remember what they taught you in like 1st though 8th grade, the golden rule, respect, treat others the way you want to be treated. Your making yourself a hipocrit not only just by being here, but calling me gay when you (and your 15 other personalities) attacked me for calling you a pedo. And how many “faggots” do you see going to the site in my name huh??? There are such things as straigh people who support you know. Your obviously not one of them.
“This is not a hate site- the only hate Conservatives and Christians”
This site does hate everyone, evertime I see an article, satire or not, it’s hating *someone*. btw, I deleted that blog entry I had because it was so pointless and completely off from the point I made the blog to begin with.
“Of course, I undestand that even you have a hard time understanding what you are saying.”
Oh Insult? Seems it’s you having trouble understanding what I said. I didn’t insult you, but you have to admit the truth hurts doesn’t it. A hipocrite is one thing I refuse to let myself become.
“a complaint about direct insults”
You counter your own point, Direct insult would be something like “FUCK YOU” or something to the effect, I have never directly insulted someone… ever.
“Your ?¢‚Ǩ?ìhipocracy?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is overwhelming, Link, You just wrote pure ?¢‚Ǩ?ìHIPOCRACY?¢‚Ǩ¬ù”
OMFG, I’m so sorry that shitty IE has not a spell checker and it’s midnight.
I drive an 05 Altima, what’s that matter. besides, what does my spelling have to do with anything??? If your trying to make me mad by using something so pointless, it’ isn’t going to work.