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Now that Julie Rudiani? is outta the race it?s time for the real front runner to burst forward like God?s wrath on the sodomites.? As a man with the experience, knowledge, charisma and personal relationship with our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, there is no other candidate that even comes close to him.? But pretty soon, the pundits and pedophiles that cast the first stone and left him for dead on the side of the road ain?t only gonna have a mouthful of humble pie but they?re gonna be swallowing the hard, pulsing, punishing wrath of God when Alan Keyes becomes the Republican nominee for the President of the United States.? It ain?t too late to avoid the fiery pit of Hell and jump on the Keyes bandwagon to Heaven!

Briefly Patriotic – Alan Keyes Gets The Field To Himself

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How are you preparing yourself even for End Times?

Lo and with wonder in my heart, I can make report unto you that, STR.com hath already preparedest the best guide on the net for how to provide for your unsaved loved ones. Thanks be to thee Newton Wilcox! Jesus smileth on ye!

But now that we know – yea – have been informedethed that the LORD intends the end this cradle of filth so soon, how shall we ensure we remaineth at His right side?

Verily I say unto you, it’s easy! You just got to be pure in heart and head and (Revelation 19:7) “..Give honor to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come,and his wife hath made herself ready”.

One of the first things we can all do unto for Our Lord is stoppeth cussing! I have prayed on this often and I fear that most of the language we are subjected to in America today is just too foul. Words that I shall not mention hereinto like C**p, w**re, **nt, f*c*, J*h* St**ar*, bi**h, sh**, bl**d*, b**t*rd pollute our television screens day and night. In lax moments we ourselves e’en sayeth them. Yea! Even Christians do. Some of you might even think it’s alright to scream out “Oh you f**king c**ks**k*r!” when, for instance, you bangeth into your finger even with a nail, but I am here to tell you today (perhaps less than 365 days before we are taken from this miserable world) that such foul deeds will not stand any more. THEY WILL NOT STANDETH!

I have been praying a lot recently and lo! I have taken a vow of non-cussing. When the End Times come (probably within the next year!), I for one don’t want to be left behind just because I said a cuss word. Nor do I want my last word on this doomed planet to be filthy.

I don’t think that you should either.

That’s all I have to say today. I and the rest of the STR.com team are extremely busy readying ourselves for Rapture and telling our loved ones that we do indeed love them and that if they aren’t brought to heaven with us, we won’t be hurt. We will easily forget them once we have God’s light to look upon!

Finally, a quick word. Many posters on this site seem to be expressing doubt that the End is what Jesus really intends for the world. Well! Think on this! Verily! We need to realize that Jesus DOES want us to know about things that are to happen in the future or He would not have talked about it so much!

So why don’t you be the person in your church leading others to be ?prepared as a bride? (Rev 21:2)???!!!!

May God bless you and take you – if He loveth you!

Sam Johnston

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Folks there’s been some sensible comments from Rev. Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church regarding ‘Brokeback Mountain‘ star Heath Ledger’s recent demise.? Phelps has come under undue?criticism for denouncing our unfortunate fallen servicemen in Iraq and Afghanistan but, it’s a fact that Heath Ledger was a homo and had no problem trying to “normalize”?anal sex per the Homosexual Agenda’s plan to pervert our children.

Rev. Phelps may not be everybody’s cup of tea, but his persistence in pointing out how we are all born evil and drenched in Sin and must repent or burn for eternity, is a heartwarming, positive and uplifting message that should be repeated at every school, church and dinner table in America. Else we’ll all burn in Hell forever.

Westboro Baptist Church represents the best of what Kansas has to offer this country, and has listed their phone number (785) 273-0325, as well as being available through their popular website godhatesfags.com so feel free to contact them with your words of support and monetary donations. STR’s readership is encouraged to head down to the Heath Ledger funeral as well and voice your support for the Westboro Baptist Church’s right to hold an opinion. It is not often you get to exercise your constitutional rights in regards to freedom of expression, and you should thank Jesus you have been given such a wonderful opportunity through the death of a torrid, flaming homosexual.

Always Right,

Charles “Chuck” Roast III

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I’m gonna be “twittering” the State of the Union address tonight 9pm EST. Y’all go on over to http://twitter.com/stronline?and help me celebrate the greatest president since Winston Churchill!

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Tonight is one of the nights that the Godly look forward to all year ? President Bush?s State of the Union speech.? It?s chance for President Bush to push the faces of the lie-beral defeato-crat naysayers into the mud of reality and force them to see what a great job he?s been doing.? President Bush?s presidency will go down as one of the greatest examples of fearlessness in the history of mankind.? I can?t think of a single person outside of Jesus Christ himself that has done more to make the world a better, safer, kinder, stabler and wealthier place to be.? President Bush?s legacy will be that of dreaming the impossible dream and fighting the unbeatable foe.? And for that we thank him.? We look forward to tonight?s State of the Union address and hearing about his plans for the next four years.

Briefly Patriotic – 2008 State of the Union

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SO GET READY!

My dear friends,

Today I bring you joyful news and a the message we have all been waiting for: Start praying for the glory!

In the Holy Book, Exodus 33:18, Moses prayed unto Our Lord and quoth he, “Show me your glory.”

And lo!

The Lord did show His glory and madeth a bush burn!

Who could doubt that this is proof of joy eternal to come?

Who could doubt the truth of God’s power and anointing and the blessings He showers down on us like sweet rain that will vouchsafe unto us the miraculous power (Job 1:5) that we will need to carry out our tasks in these last days.

Picture found on: http://www.chalcedon.edu . Isn’t it wonderful!

And mark ye well! The end is coming. For years now, I have made great study of the signs and warnings in that dread book of Revelation and note well (Revelation 3:4) that Our Lord will return in glory in the winking of an eye and a FLASH of lightening and the Saved will be Saved and the sinners will be left behind in the filth that is of their making.

For many years now, i have prayed for a sign from Our Lord that he would show me when unto the end cometh and lo! even last night he came over me in a dream and showered me with His blessings and did declare that I should get myself ready and girden my loins for within the next year all prophecies would be fulfilled and life eternal would be granted to the happy American few and doom eternal hammered down on the remainder.

So! Who do you want to be, saved or damned? Personally, I am on my knees for my Lord’s pleasure and will do for Him, yeah, everything that he asketh.

In these End Days, we have tasks too friends. We must help people and show love to others and coral their souls, yea, like sheep into the right pasture.

Jesus is our example. God loves everyone except sinners, gays, muslims, and Democrats. He is not telling you to smite anyone, harm anyone, control anyone or fight with anyone. He is just telling you to help them onto the right path. The path of righteousness. The path well away from the left.

That is all for now. I will bring you more updates of my preparations when I receive the Lord’s message.

I leave you with this humorous thought: We can forget about that election! Bad luck Hillary! It ain’t gonna happen. Soon Huckabee will be ruling in heaven and you’ll be crawling through filth in hell!

May God bless you all and take you SOON!

Sam Johnston

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There are some who, despite a multitude of facts and information to the contrary, continue to believe that the Republican party is racist.? Nothing is further from the truth.? In fact, if you are a negro, then there is no other party that works harder for you and your large extended family.? It is the Republican party, not the Democrat party, that wishes to leave no child behind.? It is the Republican party that would like to bring to an end the last vestiges of racism by discontinuing the quota system in all aspects of American life.? Did we only give trailers to white people in New Orleans?? The answer, of course, is no.? And which party put together a drug plan that would allow affordable drug treatment for sickle cell anemia?? It was the Republicans.

Does the name Clarence Thomas ring a bell?? How about J.C. Watts?? Dinesh D’Souza?? Condoleeza Rice?? The Republican Party gave all of these fine Negro Americans a chance succeed in careers that the Democrat Party would not trust them with.? When the truth is laid out plainly with the absence of what is popularly known as “spin” it unequivocally shows that the Republican Party is the “happening” place to be.

Lie-berals expend great amounts of energy attempting to refute this claim.? They point to their obsession with drugs and infidelity as points of intersection with the negro community.? It would be disingenuous to insist that?some?negroes do not engage in this type of behavior and vote?Democrat for that precise reason.? However, we believe that the vast majority of them, raised by their?grandmothers with a strong sense of morality, now realize?that far from?giving?negros the tools to make the best of “their bad selves”, the Democrat?Party??deceived them in order to keep them on their ideological plantation.

How, then, do we ingratiate our party into the negro community?

For too long, the school of thought taught us that as well-educated white men we are not allowed to have “soul”.? Sadly, we took this as a given in much the same way the Democrats convinced negros that instead of finding jobs they should stay home, have?babies and live off the State.? And, just?like negroes, we are getting the real “411″.? As Bill O’Reilly pointed out – our cultural differences (if there are any left) are not that far apart.? It is now more a question of style and sparkle.? And as “MC” Karl Rove pointed out, one need only try to reach out to negro cultural (if such a thing exists anymore) to find them reaching out the hand of friendship.

Our 5013c status prevents us from explicitly endorsing any presidential candidate and since Mitt Romney is a Mor(m)on we would never consider endorsing him to begin with.? However, he provides a wonderful? primer on how easily Republicans can infiltrate negro communities, disseminate their message of hope and leave unmolested.? Indeed, they may even find themselves enjoying their stay!

You will notice three useful techniques in this video.

1)? Use a lyric from a song popular in that community.? In this case, Romney chose the song, “Who Let The Dogs Out?”? You can see their defenses drop almost immediately after he says this.? “My goodness,” they seem to say, “he knows the lyrics to one of my favorite songs!? And here I was told the Republican party was stodgy and stiff!”

2) Show more than superficial interest.? You’ll notice that Romney spends a fair amount of time with a negro girl dressed “to the nines” as some sort of a queen.? In the past, a simple “don’t you look pretty?” would have sufficed.? Instead, Romeny takes the time to open a dialogue about jobs and the economy with her!? “How’d you get those pretty white gloves,” he asks her.? This allows her to boast of how her daddy is employed?because?President Bush’s tax cuts stimulated the economy and?narrowly avoided a crash and burn due to the previous administration’s largess.

3) Use the words they enjoy using.? This is not to?say that you should use incorrect grammar?or “axe” them questions – rather find one or two pieces of slang that you can easily toss into a conversation.? In this case, Romney remarks favorably on the child’s “bling bling”.? This humanizes you, allowing negro voters easily visualize you as a true man of ALL people.

This is why negro voters now flock to the Republican Party in droves!? Because we truly do care.

Or, you could show your contempt for negro voters by falling asleep during their speeches.

To sum up – In the 2008 election, there is no reason for negros to vote for a negro Democrat when a white Republican candidate will do a better job as serving their interests.

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Dear Readers

How can you live without God in your life? The short answer is: You can’t. Atheists are the best living proof. They are sad and disturbed people living sad, disturbed and short “lives”. Atheists have no moral compass therefor they have no morals, no ethics no sense of what’s right and what’s wrong.

Atheists have no chance to get into Heaven. Atheists will burn in hell for eternity.

The typical brainless Atheist. Without God in your life you can walk and walk and walk and walk and walk but you will never arrive in Heaven. Really sad.

In order to educate our readers about what the religion of Atheism is all about I want to introduce a short little series of reader comments regarding these Godless people.

The first contribution comes from Daniel Joseph Min (San Fernando Valley, CA)

Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist’s funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they’re not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist’s grave
marker? “Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist”. What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades. :)

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

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I’m gonna be talking about the Republican debate on Twitter – go on over to http://twitter.com/STROnline?and watch how Alan Keyes wipes the floor with these bozos!

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The God-hating lefty’s on Canadian television have once again cooked-up another vitriol and bile-filled episode of Kenny versus Spenny, giving a black eye to morality and Christian values. In Episode 4: Who Can Stand Being Tied To A Goat The Longest? both Kenny Hotz (a jew) and Spencer Rice (a catholic) appear as their respective selves, but this time they’re tied to a goat, with a pitiful attempt at comedic banter like in their previous sad forays on cable television. Needless to say, one might as well take for granted that a jew and a catholic would put forward propaganda aimed at undermining the moral order that makes society great.

Kenny and Spenny think it’s a hoot mocking holy matrimony, but as the STR readership will concur the only righteous relationship was like the one between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

This episode goes further than any other in denigrating those Christian values that make us the freest and happiest people in the world. In America we love freedom, but everyone here understands that freedom isn’t free. Something Kenny and Spenny the chowderhead Canucks don’t seem to grasp in their constant mocking and scoffing of everything and anything moral and good.

The list of hatred and nastiness in this show defies all reason, including but not limited to:

• Public urination caught on film of Kenny Hotz on Spencer Rice’s bed
• Death and evisceration of a goat
• Forced man-rape
• Bestiality and anal sex with a goat

With dialogue that includes Kenny stating: “.. go on.. take that goat cock… take that big goat cock” is Kenny versus Spenny really something appropriate for broadcast on television?

Something must be done to stop this, and quickly. Kenny versus Spenny cannot continue to be shown on television, anywhere. Congress and the FCC may show compassion, but Jesus is not so kind in His judgements on the wicked.

Always Right,
Charles “Chuck” Roast III

(Episode 4 segment courtesy YouTube!, photo of Kenny and Spenny courtesy http://kennyhotz.spaces.live.com/photos )

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Dear Friends

It is no surprise that if you violate God’s laws you will be punished down the road. We at ShelleyTheRepublican are proud to say that we have been praying for God to punish Heath *TheBackdoorExplorer* Ledger for years. God finally fulfilled the wishes of good God-fearing Christians and killed that dirty son of a bitch. May he rot in hell like all dirty homosexuals!

After all the years of anal sex with other gays this gay is not burning in Hell. Praise the Lord!!!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley The Republican

More info: Shame!!! The Filthy gay sex commercial! This is how Hollywood wants to make our children gay!

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Did you read last week’s big IT news: According to many of our sources, Sun Microsystems has bought a little known database maker called MySQL. You might not have heard of this company, but it’s product is very popular amongst the Linux community where it was the number one choice for people who choose their technology based on ideology rather than technical features.

The old MySQL logo, designed by the same Linux freaks who gave the world that fat penguin. Once the Sun take-over is complete I doubt we will be seeing much of this dolphin, he will be replaced by Sun’s familiar logo.

Many of our readers are wondering what this corporate power-play means for American business: The answer is that it will not have a significant impact simply because most companies who took time to evaluate which database product to use might have identified the potential threat to business of adopting an open source technology.

According to the Linux fan community, MySQL has a reputation for speed and reliability, however our attempt to independently verify these claims did not confirm what the open-sourcers believe. Within minutes of installing MySQL server on my Windows Vista workstation I experienced a complete system crash. According to Microsoft’s technical support, this crash would almost certainly not have occurred had I been using their SQL server product.

Dolphins harpooned to be eaten as meat – a sight not unfamiliar to residents of savage nations. There are some who claim that certain species of dolphin may become extinct… What does this remind you of?

It seems that this threat has come true; MySQL were once considered a mainstay of the ?Open Source? software movement. They took pride in bundling their software with almost any Linux operating system that was willing to sign-up to their viral GPL license. According to leading industry analysts these caring-sharing days are soon to end as Sun will be looking to monetize their somewhat questionable investment.

MySQL lacks many of the enterprise features of rival database products like Oracle, and Microsoft’s industry standard SQL server. MySQL is seen by most IT professionals as a poor man’s choice on account of the fact that it does not include a modern graphical user-interface (commands must be typed in via an obsolete command kernel). The image above shows MySQL running on a mac – it’s not very impressive is it?

These days businesses have modern tools such as Microsoft Access. Why on earth would anybody prefer MySQL?

Most industry analysts predict that Sun’s MySQL grab will prevent future releases of their product on Linux, Mac and Windows. It’s a giant bait and switch campaign in which customers who got hooked in my MySQL’s summer-of-love free for all, suddenly find themselves with a big bill to pay and nowhere to run:

Customers who wish to continue using MySQL will need to switch to Sun’s expensive hardware and software if they wish to continue operations. It is somewhat questionable how much profit this highwayman strategy will yield. Sun’s operating system is based on UNIX, invented by the SCO Group. Unfortunately, even SCO have been forced to admit that customers no longer want UNIX.

Also, it’s worth pointing out that MySQL is the M in ‘LAMP’ the somewhat popular open-source alternative to Microsoft’s ASP.Net. This could herald the break-up of the once happy LAMP family as giant corporations hurry to strip the assets from this once promising application stack. MySQL are the first to go… what about Perl (the P in LAMP).

Smart businesses will do what Shelley The Republican does: Keep it 100% Windows and keep buying American. It’s the only way to survive in these turbulent times.

Jimmy

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I don’t think it’s too late to catch the webcast of the American Family Association’s Rediscovering God in America conference today and tomorrow.? Y’all might need to sign up, though.? Mike Huckabee, Tim and Beverly LaHaye, Newt Gingrinch – it’s gonna be a heckuva time!

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