Shelley The Republican’s Xmas Gift Guide
Soon it will be?Christmas and the whole world will celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who not only?gave mankind eternal life but has kept the American economy humming?through eight long years of a democrat presidency.? If that is not a miracle then I don’t know what is.
Every year, the War on Christmas gains a little more ground to the point where in some places in the country (the Northeast and the “Left” coast) many people are unaware that Christmas is upon us.? It is not too late, however, to give gifts that not only glorify our Saviors birth but celebrate America, as well.
For Baby: Blackwater Cuddly Bear
Whenever new parents ask me to bless their newborn children, I like to remind them that in addition to teaching a child about Christ, the main duty of a parent is to protect. What could say protection more than this delightful bear who wears the most famous emblem in the world of personal protection. Every time your infant cuddles this plush bear he will be honouring the brave troops who are risking their lives for our freedom. Now that’s what I call a bedtime story.
For your Kids: Sean Hannity Comic Books
Kids just love comic books, but it’s a well known fact that most comics peddle dark and satanic lifestyles that will lead your young family away from Jesus ? that’s why ACC Studios decided to publish a range of Christian books ? each of these books contain valuable life-changing lessons from the Holy Bible and feature great Conservative personalities.My personal favourite is called ?Liberality? – it askes a very big ?what if?? – What if the Democrats win the 2008 election and allow the UN to take over the world just before the Rapture? Whose going to sort things out ? Sean Hannity!
Fror Gramps: Hillary Clinton Nutcracker
She’s famous as Washington DC’s ultra-liberal ball-buster. She thinks she’s going to be America’s first ever woman president ? something we can all laugh about as you watch this hilariously realistic model of Hillary Clinton reduce even the hardest nuts to jagged splinters. She’s dressed in a trouser-suit just like all the gender-defying femenazis do.
For Mom & Dad: Cast Iron Lawn-Jockey
Your parents will be delighted by this matching pair of traditional American home decorations. When you install these welcoming lights at the front of your family home, not only will you be sending an inviting signal to fellow Conservatives but you will also be striking back against political correctness gone mad: Why should the liberals prevent us from decorating our homes in the traditional way? We should rejoice in these timeless decorations which remind us all of a time before the lib-tards tried to take God out of America.
For the Teens: Illustrated Turner Diaries
?What if Americans really were able to take America back?? That’s the question answered in this stunning vision of the future.? Millions have loved this book since it was first published in 1978 and now it’s available in a richly illustrated edition that’s just perfect for home schoolers!? But order this one quickly since it’s only available in limited edition.? Help your child understand what it means to truly love America.
May God bless you and give you and yours the merriest of Christmases!
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“For Baby: Blackwater Cuddly Bear”
Why not a KKK dress? Or a “I kill for oil” cap?
“What if the Democrats win the 2008 election and allow the UN to take over the world just before the Rapture? Whose going to sort things out ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äú Sean Hannity!”
What a bullshit scenario. The UN don?Ǭ¥t even want (neither are able ) to rule the world. All their purpose is to be an international platform to prevent wars raging left and right. And to be a legislative body for international affairs. That?Ǭ¥s what it?Ǭ¥s founded for.
“Fror Gramps: Hillary Clinton Nutcracker”
Yeah, Hillary?Ǭ¥s really tough. :)
“We should rejoice in these timeless decorations which remind us all of a time before the lib-tards tried to take God out of America.”
Ahhh, the good old times, when you could still treat anyone not looking like you like shit…..
“For the Teens: Illustrated Turner Diaries”
Yeah, nothing like a book that describes Adolf Hitler?Ǭ¥s dream come true. Or did you conveniently forget the part about the genocide in it? But hell, it even calls him a great man!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Proud Kraut, you still feeling guilty over Opa and Onkle Adolf’s little escapades all those years ago?
“Proud Kraut, you still feeling guilty over Opa and Onkle Adolf?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s little escapades all those years ago?”
Nah, it was a mistake, probably the worst a single nation has ever done, but it was 60 years ago and almost anyone who can remeber that time today was a child back then. One shouldn?Ǭ¥t blame people for things that happened before they were even born. But one should also never forget the mistakes of the past.
PS: That ***hole was not, is not and will never be related to my family in any kind. If something like hell exists, let him rot in it?Ǭ¥s deepest pit.
Made a little research about “Liberality” (you can get a preview). The drawing is average to good, but the story…..
You know, things in it are not just exaggerated but simply ridiculous. US cops talking french?
A tactical nuke carried in a briefcase, but being able to blow away a whole city (for anyone having no idea: A nuke of that power would weigh hundreds of pounds and be too big for anything but airplanes or cruise missiles/ICBM?Ǭ¥s! And would be designated strategic, not tactical.)?
The Husseins giving said nuke to bin Laden, even though they and him could never stand each other?
And, of course, Micheal Moore as vice-president? MICHEAL MOORE? The guy isn?Ǭ¥t even a member of the democratic party and he?Ǭ¥s attacking them almost as much as he?Ǭ¥s attacking Georgie!
And what?Ǭ¥s with all those stereotypes?
“Every time your infant cuddles this plush bear he will be honouring the brave troops who are risking their lives for our freedom.”
What. The. Fuck.
Blackwater is a mercenary organization, you idiot: they fight for money. Once again, you’ve tried to hide your apalling indifference toward the men and women overseas while promoting the very groups that enadanger them.
“Now that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s what I call a bedtime story.”
Don’t turn out the light, or they’ll never get to sleep.
“What if the Democrats win the 2008 election and allow the UN to take over the world just before the Rapture?”
Peae on Earth and goodwill towards men.
“…gender-defying femenazis…”
I can smell your fear, Billy.
“Why should the liberals prevent us from decorating our homes in the traditional way?”
Uh, something called the Emancipation Proclamation?
“We should rejoice in these timeless decorations which remind us all of a time before the lib-tards tried to take God out of America.”
…And the States took Africans out of Africa.
You lost the Civil War; get over it.
“..The Turner Diaries…”
Jews controlling the government? Genocide against non-Whites? Extreme resentment of multiculturalism? Overthrow of democracy and installation of a totalitarian state? Ambitions of world domination?
Good God. It’s Mein Kampf II.
I don’t know what proverbial crack you were on when you wrote this, Billy, but henceforth, you cannot deny any parallels between your opinions on STR and the ideology of the Nazi Party. You are publicly endorsing white supremacy; literature which is very popular in neo-Nazi reading circles.
This book influenced such home-grown terrorist activities as the Oklahoma City Bombing. You sicken me.
“May God bless you and give you and yours the merriest of Christmases!”
Christmas is cancelled. Santa only left us a three-letter clue:
B B N
“Proud Kraut, you still feeling guilty over Opa and Onkle Adolf?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s little escapades all those years ago?”
You know, it’s refreashing to have something familiar, your off topic and lame azz insults that is. Now here is a buyers guide
Wii and/or Xbox 360
Zune and/or iPod
A bitchen phone (in my case an LG Chocolate)
Perhaps a new computer
Some great games for above systems (computer included)
Some time with friends and family.
With any or all of that I’m fit. although my situation with money will allow only about half that at the most.
“each of these books contain valuable life-changing lessons from the Holy Bible and feature great Conservative personalities.”
…. I just lost my appetite.
“She thinks she?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s going to be America?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s first ever woman president”
And although her support has been *slowly* falling, she very well could be.
“For Baby: Blackwater Cuddly Bear”
Yeah….. sure, like I’m going to give *any* kid a toy that supports them becoming blood thirsty murderers. O_o
“For Mom & Dad: Cast Iron Lawn-Jockey”
Simple question, are you color blind? Aside from being kinda racist, that is just about the ugliest lawn decoration I’ve ever seen.
“Yeah, nothing like a book that describes Adolf Hitler?Ǭ¥s dream come true. Or did you conveniently forget the part about the genocide in it? But hell, it even calls him a great man!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!”
Off-topic and lame-azz?
“Now here is a buyers guide
Wii and/or Xbox 360
Zune and/or iPod
A bitchen phone (in my case an LG Chocolate)
Perhaps a new computer
Some great games for above systems (computer included)
Some time with friends and family.”
Yep, Link is always right on target with topic (Holy Shit) and who gives a flying fugg what you want Stink.
“gave mankind eternal life”
So sorry to bring you crashing back into the world of reality, but no-one is immortal, or ever will be.
“War on Christmas”
?!?!
“For Baby: Blackwater Cuddly Bear”
And people wonder why school/shopping mall shootings are becoming more frequent…
“For your Kids: Sean Hannity Comic Books”
:( Bleagh.
“What if the Democrats win the 2008 election and allow the UN to take over the world just before the Rapture?”
The UN isn’t able nor want to rule the world, as for the democrats, the US might start to regain some dignity and honour if they get elected.
“femenazis”
Fear… This article is rank with it…
“For Mom & Dad: Cast Iron Lawn-Jockey”
Is it supposed to look like that? Or was it just a malfunction at the factory?
“remind us all of a time before the lib-tards tried to take God out of America.”
Yeah, a time of RACISM and SEXISM and PREJUDICE
‘For the Teens: Illustrated Turner Diaries”
Oh jeez, I just threw up on the damn keyboard.
This X-mas Gift Guide resembles this article! http://tomdispatch.com/post/174874/tomdispatch_nick_turse_the_holiday_gifts_from_hell_on_earth_
“Yep, Link is always right on target with topic (Holy Shit) and who gives a flying fugg what you want Stink.”
Wow, your actually smart enough to realize the irony in what I typed. So you do have more than a single brain cell, incredible.
“Brevity is the soul of wit”….. Link left his soul on the bed sheets of his x-gens and just smells like the millenials he belongs to.
Thank you for proving my point about posting off topic.
Stink…. I think the topic is making Conservatives look like knuckle walking Neandethals – not a contest to put up the “yuppiest” Xmas list.
naaazi!
god is dead.
merry christmas.
“not a contest to put up the ?¢‚Ǩ?ìyuppiest?¢‚Ǩ¬ù Xmas list.”
You know, you act awfully Kristin/Lynn-like with their lame insults, post-haunting me, and generally idiotic/pedo behavior. The way that seemed to get rid of them was to simply ignore them, so that’s what I’m going to do here, don’t expect any more replies to what you say from me.
“don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t expect any more replies to what you say from me.”
Finally some good news from the peanut gallery! Thank heavens for small favors!
“generally idiotic/pedo behavior”
Why is it that some people immediately accuse others of being ‘pedo’s? (It’s spelt ‘paedo’ btw)
“Why is it that some people immediately accuse others of being ?¢‚ǨÀúpedo?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s? (It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s spelt ?¢‚ǨÀúpaedo?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ btw)”
Certain characters have had email conversations with me who either are or are related to Lynn and Kristin. and it is spelt pedophile so the short is pedo.
It’s okay Alex…. Link is one of those new age millenials. Only 23, he thinks himself wiser than someone 3 times his age. I do not know him personally, but would wager that he is unemployed and living at home (never having ventured out except to attend classes at some inferior technical school) and thinks himself to be something of a computer expert.
Come on Link, tell us, does your poor ole mom work to maintain your “purity of thought” on the web? Will you find employment next year? How long do you plan to sponge on that selfless woman who thinks you will someday pay her back for all the years of labor she spent to give you a break? Did your Dad leave her because of you?
Repent Link! Get a job. Move out on your own! Test the world from other than idiot screen on an un-necessarily overloaded desktop. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
PS – I have no idea what the word “irony” means.
SORRY LINK, looks like you are found out!
SPELT? watch it Link, your youth is showing:
History of Spelt:
The official name of spelt is Triticum aestivum var. spelta. Spelt was originally grown in Iran around 5000 to 6000 B.C. Spelt has been grown in Europe for over 300 years, and spelt has been grown in North America for just over 100 years. Spelt is often used as a feed grain for animals. However, it has gained popularity as a dietary grain due to its nutty flavor, high protein and nutrition content.
“Only 23, he thinks himself wiser than someone 3 times his age.”
Age means nothing.
“I do not know him personally, but would wager that he is unemployed and living at home (never having ventured out except to attend classes at some inferior technical school) and thinks himself to be something of a computer expert.”
Tell me, have you ever made a PC from pieces the size of pin-dots. I had resistors sitting on the stable, the processor with the wrong base, and I still got it working decently and it is now running Kubuntu Linux fine. I’ll upload pictures if you’d like me too. Also I am self employed as a traveling computer tech covering the Northern Colorado (Ft. Collins, Loveland) and southern Wyoming (Cheyenne and near cities). I’ve also traveled a lot of the US, from Florida to California.
“Come on Link, tell us, does your poor ole mom work to maintain your ?¢‚Ǩ?ìpurity of thought?¢‚Ǩ¬ù on the web?”
I own my own house near Briggsdale Colorado.
“Did your Dad leave her because of you?”
They are still together and are living happily on Greeley Colorado.
“MERRY CHRISTMAS.”
Stop being a duce trying to make yourself sound better than me. Like you said, you don’t know me and have *no* right to judge me, heaven knows I’ve done pretty good for myself.
“Test the world from other than idiot screen on an un-necessarily overloaded desktop.”
I’m assuming you mean overpowered desktop, wrong, my laptop is a 1.76 dual core with 1 gig of ram and an 80 hdd, my desktop is 1.8 solo Sempron, 512 ram, and 80 gig hdd. Why so old? Because I’m not an idiot and only get a machine that will simply do what I want it to do.
Ask Wraith what I can do with a PC.
“and it is spelt pedophile so the short is pedo.”
Not in english it isn’t, and as I’m sat in England (the country that gave the language its name) I’ll confidently stick to ‘paedo’.
Why do you get so worked up over a website that is a well known (and past its prime) satire? Billy Bob Neck has been revealed to be a comedian called Paul Day (http://hbeeinc.billybobneck.com/blog/?page_id=2) and the site used to have a disclaimer saying it was satire. I’m surprised anyone comments any more.
I thought Link had been outed as a 16 year old? That’s what his blog seems to say….
“Why do you get so worked up over a website that is a well known (and past its prime) satire?”
I don’t get worked up over a satire site, I get worked up when people attack me for a seemingly non-existent reason.
“Not in english it isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t, and as I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sat in England (the country that gave the language its name) I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll confidently stick to ?¢‚ǨÀúpaedo?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢.”
Oh wellz, there have to be idiots in every country. I’m going to stop commenting now, this is going nowhere and I’m not interested in continuing a flaming war.
My Goodness! Most people say I am retired….. you mean I can say I am a self-employed biochemist? Now what in Hell would a self-employed biochemist do anyway?
Akex, don’t read this Link, I think that the Link is more of a “peterphile” that a pedophile (paedophile), I think he is still in the autoerotic stage of development and thus, only loves his own peter right now.
Traveling around as he does, puts him in peril of expanding his attention, I fear.
Billy Bob Neck is a gay sex fiend
And so, begging for attention, Lynn Long outs himself and spends another lonely Christmas trolling websites and hoping the agency will send the male nurse with the soft hands. Stay tuned for hi-larious low-quality, fifth grade taunts and rapid response posting.
“Tell me, have you ever made a PC from pieces the size of pin-dots. I had resistors sitting on the stable, the processor with the wrong base, and I still got it working decently and it is now running Kubuntu Linux fine. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ll upload pictures if you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d like me too.”
Link, I’d really like to see that. I’m a computer enthusiast myself and I enjoy playing with electronics (guess that’s why I’m studying robotics :D) Could you send a link or pics? Wraith knows the address :)
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/S4021954.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/S4021953.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/link48010/S4021951.jpg
There is a few. I mashed everything into an compaq case.
And thank you STR for adding moderation, it helps keep peeps like Lynn from posting gibberish.
Christmas is amazing!
But I would never but anything like that as a present I prefer things that the receiver would give a fuck about.
xxx