Dogs or Boy-Scouts?
The moonbat-ocrats at the Daily Kos want you to believe that you shouldn’t vote for Mike Huckabee on account of some hijinx his son may have got up to a few years ago. It makes no sense at all, to blame the father for the alleged ‘sins’ of his son, but in any case once we examine the facts that surround what the lunatic left are already staring to call a ‘doggie murder’ I think it is plain to see that David Huckabee been mis-judged by the drive-by media.
David Huckabee: Insane animal rightist, people haters call him a murderer, but parents know he was just doing what he had to do.
So David Huckabee killed a dog – so what? Who hasn’t killed a dog. I only wish I had a dollar every time a lesbo clintonazi called me a threatened to take me to court for running over her pouch. Lets faced it, dogs die every day and there’s nothing that you or I or the animal rights fascists at PETA can do about it.
The liberal media have accused David of cruelty, but can somebody tell me why a diseased wild dog was allowed in close proximity to boy-scouts? As you all know canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom – more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism. David Huckaee did what any sensible American would do – he apprehended that dog and prevented it from attacking any of those poor defenseless boy scouts.
STR Fact File:Ronald Regan wrestled a dog to death when he saw it attacking an old lady in the street. Of course, President Regan wept tears of compassion that the beast should have died, but how else could he have stopped it savaging a defenseless American citizen?
But what of the accusations that David used a cruel and usual method of punishing the dog? Let me ask you a question – how many of you have ever eaten a hamburger or a pork-chop? An animal had to die to make that tasty burger, and guess how it was killed? Simple – it was hung up and it’s throat was cut, exactly the way David killed that aggressor dog. He simply followed the most humane way to dispose a perpetrator given the circumstances. I’m sure we would have all preferred it if he had simply shot the dog, but unfortunately ultra-leftists have prevented scout-leaders from carrying fire-arms as a gross violation of their 2nd amendment rights.
There will be some who claim that David did not need to kill the dog, but tell me: How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none. After David clearly demonstrated he was not going to appease canine aggressors, it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.
Perhaps the most famous story about George Washington was as a youth he killed a wild dog. When asked why he did it, the future President replied: “Verily I do kill this dog so that I learn what it means to kill an Englishman.”. Why is it that the moonbats want to persecute David Huckabee but not George Washington? It does not make sense!
I think it’s time we left David Huckabee alone: He has expressed regret over this necessary unpleasant incident. He has paid a terrible price – having been fired as a scout councilor he will never again be able to work as a camp leader, thus denying him his income and a chance for a fruitful career in America’s leisure industry. Haven’t we punished this poor boy enough? Lets call David Huckabee what he really is, a Republican Hero who like Lewis Scooter Libby paid the ultimate price for having the courage to defend is fellow citizen.
Yours in Christ,
Jimmy Goddard
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“Who hasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t killed a dog.”
–i haven’t. also there needs to be a question mark at the end.
“I only wish I had a dollar every time a lesbo clintonazi called me a threatened to take me to court for running over her pouch.”
–then you might get a dollar, cause there probably aren’t many lesbo clintonazi running around.
“more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism.”
–HOLY SHIT. SOMETHING TRUE!!!!! ITS AMAZING. want to know why its true? terrorism doesn’t really exist, its minor background noise at most.
“An animal had to die to make that tasty burger, and guess how it was killed? Simple – it was hung up and it?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s throat was cut, exactly the way David killed that aggressor dog.”
–in no way is that humane. he couldn’t have shot it, or maybe just kicked it?
“How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none.”
–How many kids were threatened to be torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none.
“After David clearly demonstrated he was not going to appease canine aggressors, it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.”
–i don’t think any predator gives a flying fuck what he did.
“moonbat-ocrats”
–your wit knows no bounds
“David Huckabee killed a dog – so what?”
He killed a dog for no reason, it’s called animal cruelty, look it up.
“Who hasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t killed a dog.”
Lots of people. As in billions of people.
“diseased wild dog”
A stray dog, not a “dieseased wild dog”
“canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom”
No, it would either be the hippo or, suprisingly, the mosquito.
“more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism.”
That is false, 661 deaths due to a domestic dog worldwide compared to 2000+ on 9/11 alone.
“he apprehended that dog”
No, he killed it.
“prevented it from attacking any of those poor defenseless boy scouts.”
Who said that the dog was going to attack, and the last time I checked, even boy scouts could run.
“He simply followed the most humane way to dispose a perpetrator”
Ever heard of a dog pound?
“There will be some who claim that David did not need to kill the dog”
And rightly so.
‘How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none.”
How many kids would’ve been killed if the dog was left alone? Absolutely none.
“it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.”
It didn’t do jack shit except get his dumb ass into serious trouble.
“?¢‚Ǩ?ìmore Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
?¢‚Ǩ‚ÄúHOLY SHIT. SOMETHING TRUE!!!!! ITS AMAZING. want to know why its true? terrorism doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t really exist, its minor background noise at most.”
Sorry Raaine, but that isn’t true, check my 1st comment for the details, but still, terrorism is still only a minor threat.
Them animal huggers can kiss my big fat Texas rear end. Most of us good old boys from Texas have killed as many dogs as we have squirrels and ground hogs. Them mongrels better not try to get into my chicken coop, Thats all she wrote. When I was over in Korea proudly doing my duty for Uncle Sam defending that Godforsaken country from the commies I learned to eat dog stew right along with the Koreans. You add a little hot sauce and a side order of Kimchi you got you some mighty fine eating. If anybody thinks I am not going to vote for Mike Huckabee because his son wasted a killer mad dog they just dont know Sedgewick P. Hunsaker. You better believe it. Praise Jesus!
Sedgewick P. Hunsaker
“Sorry Raaine, but that isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t true, check my 1st comment for the details, but still, terrorism is still only a minor threat.”
–i wasn’t just going off domestic canines though.
would you people like to know how minor a threat terrorism is? actual strap bombs on yourself and walk into town terrorism?
food poisoning has probably killed more people THIS YEAR than terrorism has since 9/11.
thank you little Jimmy! Just like you (you bright young whipper snapper!) David is a credit ot his parents and a true reflection of their nature. I imagine big Mr Huckabee will treat muslims and abortionists just as David treated that mad dog – and that can only be a good thing!
GOOGLE SAYS YOU ARE A HUMOR WEB:
http://directory.google.com/Top/Regional/North_America/United_States/Society_and_Culture/Politics/Humor/
Idiot.
Well done, Jimmy. I will bookmark this and link to it when I see someone bring up this story. I’ve killed plenty of dogs, just like most of us have. It’s a good thing my daddy isn’t running for Prez I guess.
Pepe, what the hell would those libtards at Google know about ShelleyTheRepublican? Google’s founders are Ron Paul supporters, so it’s natural they would want to sabotage the reputation of anybody who dares stand up to their political masters.
“It makes no sense at all, to blame the father for the alleged ?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢sins?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ of his son…”
Hypocrites.
“…once we examine the facts…”
…You realized you’d have to write a pretty convincing lie. Too bad you failed.
“Lets faced it, dogs die every day and there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s nothing that you or I or the animal rights fascists at PETA can do about it.”
Typical knee-jerk Rightist reaction to any problem: deny all responsibility.
You’d be surprised that there are hundreds, even thousands of things you can do to prevent the deaths of dogs and other animals. But you’re too God-damned self-centred to make the sacrifice.
“…can somebody tell me why a diseased wild dog was allowed in close proximity to boy-scouts?”
Can you prove to me that it was diseased?
No?
Oh, there goes that defence…
“As you all know canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom”
Do they murder hundreds of thousands at the push of a button? Do countries stockpile vast quantities of missiles designed to deliver them across the planet? Do they create paranoia in America every time a third-world country tries to research nuclear power?
If you’re so scared of canine teeth, maybe you should have yours pulled, eh?
“…Regan wept tears of compassion that the beast should have died…”
Great use of weasel words. Mind, being an STR quick fact, we shouldn’t expect any better…
“…it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.”
…Because apparently, dogs speak English…
“Why is it that the moonbats want to persecute David Huckabee but not George Washington? It does not make sense!”
Uh, who’s alive right now? Ever heard of flogging a dead horse?
“He has expressed regret over this necessary unpleasant incident.”
Has he? Proof?
“…never again be able to work as a camp leader, thus denying him his income and a chance for a fruitful career in America?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s leisure industry.”
The Boy Scouts is a volunteer organization, dumbass. But I guess even Huckabee isn’t worth enough for you to research into.
“Lets call David Huckabee what he really is, a Republican Hero who like Lewis Scooter Libby paid the ultimate price for having the courage to defend is fellow citizen.”
More like condemned a fellow citizen and then tried to save his ass. Not the best choice for comparison, Jmmy.
“Pepe, what the hell would those libtards at Google know about ShelleyTheRepublican?”
Since Google knows practically everything, apparently more than you.
STR has been going downhill since the fall of Tristian. Can we have him back? Your newer tech articles really suck. So did Tristian’s, but in all truth, atl east it was more fun to dissect those.
“Ronald Regan wrestled a dog to death when he saw it attacking an old lady in the street.”
Uhm, yeah. This about the president that got Colin cancer that spread to his nose O_o.
“Well done, Jimmy. I will bookmark this and link to it when I see someone bring up this story. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve killed plenty of dogs, just like most of us have.”
I’m fully pro life like Wraith, I never have and never will kill anyone or anything. I should point a PETA supporter here.
Strangely enough, your quotation attributed to Geo. Washington, “Verily I do kill this dog so that I learn what it means to kill an Englishman?¢‚Ǩ¬ù does not seem to appear anywhere else, other than here, on the web. Also, the use of the word “verily” seems archaic for the period. Given that fact that in his youth, Geo. Washington aspired to become an British army officer in the service of the King and admired his half-brother Lawrence who had served in the Royal Navy, I am wondering *what*, if something other than your imagination, is the source for the quotation. Also, The only *famous* story I am aware of involving G.W. and a dog is the true one in which General Washington had British General Howe’s dog returned to him after the battle of Germantown. The dog had been found wandering by American troops.
The quote is disconnected from historical reality and seems to exist only to serve to bolster some sick fantasy that you have that somehow, if great men from America’s past did something wrong, it is OK for some late 20th century loser to do the same thing. And BTW, do you often sign “Yours in Christ, Jimmy Goddard” after making stuff up?
I killed a dog, and i feel bad for it.
And i’m not predicating it and celebrating it.
-It’s like kill a human been- George Washington.
jimmy goddard you and those str shit heads become more creepier and disturbing by the minute and if you have forgotten dumbass dogs are also gods creation. your nothing but a animal hater who has no heart. how the fucking hell do you sleep at night you fucking dog hater. kiss my ass you fucking douche bag saying offensive bull shit about dogs. go to hell you bitch
from a damn proud liberal who loves her dog. and doe’snt give a damn what that dog hater thinks.
Dear Jimmy once again I partially agree with you – you shouldn’t have included politics. But you are correct otherwise.
Humans are more precious than animals?!