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Folks

A strong and proud country needs a strong and proud leader and when it comes to being strong and proud, nobody steals George W. Bush the show.

Some snotty, Irish reporter-woman tried to make our president look bad on Irish television, without much success. The Leader was clear and concise in his response. In this interview he outlines the strategy for American success like only he can.

Please take the time to watch this interview and then I want you to leave a comment. If you are saying that you are proud of the Leader after seeing this, then I know you are a patriot and you are sincere. If you are saying the opposite I know that you are one of the two: An America-hater or just plain stupid.

(Only Americans are allowed to comment here!)

All the best and a Happy New Year from all of us, here at the ShelleyTheRepublican home office!

Shelley N. Goodman

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Heavenly Father

We pray for the women of the world

That they be kept safe and away from politics where they cannot be assasinated

We pledge to you that we will do our best to make sure that our wives and daughters are shown how much we value them as the helpers that you charged them to be in the Garden of Eden

When they make a meal, we will include them in our supper prayers thanking them for making that meal

When they get the laundry done on time and without no complaining, we’ll thank them for that, too

When we come home from a long hard day of the work that allows them to stay home all day talking on the phone or watching TV, we promise to not criticize them for doing nothing but gaining weight all day long

Help us to help them help themselves and help their daughters from the pressures of the feminazis and women’s fibbers that say they oughta be just like a man and get shot in the neck just like that towelhead women in Packystan and the dothead in India

Let them be satisfied, Lord, support the men who love them and from whose body they came

Amen

A few weeks ago I predicted that some of the word’s most strident Sam Brownback supporters would change their allegiance to Mike Huckabee ? what I did not predict was that Sam’s campaigners and grass-roots organizers would so seamlessly cross-over to Mike’s team.

Mike has the courage to stand up for his beliefs and the persecuted majority of American citizens. Take a look at this video from the recent CNN debate where he is the only one willing to use his valuable debate time to witness for God.

Take a look at Blogs4Huckabee ? only a month ago the (excellent) writers of this blog were busy raising funds and awareness for Sam Brownback. Today, Senator Sam might be nothing more than a foot-note in Presidential history as the American mainstream rallies behind Mike Huckabee.

It seems entirely appropriate that all this is happening at Christmas ? the time when America celebrates the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ. I think America has realized that the Christmas present we all want is a leader who is willing to make God’s law the law of our land. God’s gift to us all might be a pro-life, pro-family leader who will defend our values and our faith.

Can I get an Amen?

Jimmy Goddard

Dear Friends

Waterboarding is not torture. It’s clearly uncomfortable but it is not torture by any definition. And even if it would be torture, why do liberals rather give up the freedom and safety of America just to prevent inflicting some pain on terrorists? I don’t get this.

Please listen to the following soundclip from the Mark Levin Radio Show:

Sound clip about waterboarding

If this doesn’t open your eyes, I really don’t know what will.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman

Dear Friends

I hate bringing you bad news so close to the celebration of the birth of our Lord and Savior but this shocking news just surfaced.

Sweden is the latest victim of million of muslim extremists immigration to the great European north. They did not bother to think twice about the long established fact that islam IS in fact a religion of hate and violence.

Swedish girls are getting raped by the thousands every year by muzlim perpetrators. I investigated little known facts about this grizzly crime wave:

An muzlim priest in Copenhagen sparked a political outcry after publicly declaring that women who refuse to wear headscarves are ?asking for rape.? Apparently, he?s not the only one thinking this way. ?It is not as wrong raping a Swedish girl as raping an Arab girl,? says Hamid. ?The Swedish girl gets a lot of help afterwards, and she had probably f*cked before, anyway. But the Arab girl will get problems with her family. For her, being raped is a source of shame. It is important that she retains her virginity until she marries.?

We at ShelleyTheRepublican.com want to issue a stern warning towards our current and any future leadership: This can happen here and it will happen here if we allow the hateful muzlim agenda to spread throughout this great land of ours!

Don’t let it happen here! Punish muzlims before they punish us.

Thanks for reading,
Shelley The Republican

I just wanted to wish y’all the merriest of Christmases and hope that y’all stop your whoring, drug-taking, baby killing?and gay sex if only just for today and glory in the wonderful birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who was killed by the Jews so that we could have every lasting life.? You only need to allow him inside you just one time and he’s gonna stay there forever.? Remember – sin is like an appendix – you don’t need it and once it’s gone you don’t miss it.

I also wanna tell you that I may be a little quieter than usual as the Lord instructed my lawyer to get me out of the country for a little bit until a few legal issues get sorted out.? I ain’t sure if they got the internet thing over where I’m headed.? My guess is that them backwards h00-hahs will prolly think my hard drive is a magic box and try to make me king.? ‘Course, I ain’t gonna accept the title but it’s gonna give me a real good opportunity to talk about who the real king is – God.

Merry Christmas to y’all!

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

PS – If y’all know any good non-emergent evangelical churches in Yurp, send me an email.

The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.

It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand. But for this it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded.

He felt that it was tall and stately when it came beside him, and that its mysterious presence filled him with a solemn dread. He knew no more, for the Spirit neither spoke nor moved.

“I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?” said Scrooge.

The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand.

“You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,” Scrooge pursued. “Is that so, Spirit?”

The upper portion of the garment was contracted for an instant in its folds, as if the Spirit had inclined its head. That was the only answer he received.

“Ghost of the Future!” he exclaimed, “I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?”

It gave him no reply. The hand was pointed straight before them.

“Lead on!” said Scrooge. “Lead on! The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit!”

The Phantom moved away as it had come towards him. Scrooge followed in the shadow of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him along.

They scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city rather seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were, in the heart of it; on Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals; and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often.

“But, but,” said Scrooge. “Where is Christmas? Why aren’t these people celebrating the birth of Our Lord? Where are all the presents? Where is Santa? Why do these poor souls look so sad and ashen and grey in visage? Why are they on bicycles instead of enjoying their cars? Where are all the children? Are they dead?”

“SILENCE!” the Spirit finally spoke. “Did your preacher not tell ye what would happen if ye voted Democrat in 2008? Weren’t thou not told what horrors would be unleashed, yay, upon the earth? And yet you intend to do it still! This ye see before ye is the “festival of winter”. Later on this afternoon, the children will put on a play about “equal rights” and “feminism”. Then everything will close because uber-dictator-fuhrer-witch Hillary Clinton has declared that there is too much capitalism at this time of year!”

“Christ is bad for America! We must stamp out Christ!” Hillary Clinton campaign speech, May 2008.

“Spirit!” said Scrooge, shuddering from head to foot. “I see, I see. Oh my! I will never vote Democrat again!”

But the spirit had one more thing to show him. The lake of fire! All around was desolation, empitness, death, hot bubbling lava. As far and as wide as poor Scrooge could see – NOTHING.

“This was once called Texas,” said the Spirit. “Those Texans just wouldn’t come round to Hellery’s way of thinking so she had the whole place destroyed. All other freedom loving Americans were put in death camps where abortion doctors used their “painless murder” skills to snuff out their lives.”

“Spirit!” he said, “this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go!”

Still the Ghost pointed with an unmoved finger to Scrooge’s mouth.

“I understand you,” Scrooge returned, “and I would do it, if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power.”

“You must tell of what you see, Scrooge. Tell all you know.”

he Phantom pointed as before.

He joined it once again, and wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering.

A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man whose name he had now to learn, lay underneath the ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation’s death, not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place!

The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape.

“Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point,” said Scrooge, “answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?”

Still the Ghost pointed downward to the grave by which it stood.

“Men’s courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead,” said Scrooge. “But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me!”

The Spirit was immovable as ever.

Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name, “Ebenezer Scrooge”. Then the words: “The state killed him because he was too rich and took his money to build a hotel for lesbians.”

The finger pointed from the grave to him, and back again.

“No, Spirit! Oh no, no!”

The finger still was there.

“Spirit!” he cried, tight clutching at its robe, “hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?”

For the first time the hand appeared to shake.

“Good Spirit,” he pursued, as down upon the ground he fell before it: “Your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life!”

The kind hand trembled.

“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. I will vote Republican in 2008! Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!”

In his agony, he caught the spectral hand. It sought to free itself, but he was strong in his entreaty, and detained it. The Spirit, stronger yet, repulsed him.

Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom’s hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a bedpost.

He awoke. It was still 2007! There was still time! Quickly he ran to his computer and began to type…

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A merry Christmas to you all from Sam Johnston and the STR crew.

Soon it will be?Christmas and the whole world will celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who not only?gave mankind eternal life but has kept the American economy humming?through eight long years of a democrat presidency.? If that is not a miracle then I don’t know what is.

Every year, the War on Christmas gains a little more ground to the point where in some places in the country (the Northeast and the “Left” coast) many people are unaware that Christmas is upon us.? It is not too late, however, to give gifts that not only glorify our Saviors birth but celebrate America, as well.

For Baby: Blackwater Cuddly Bear

Whenever new parents ask me to bless their newborn children, I like to remind them that in addition to teaching a child about Christ, the main duty of a parent is to protect. What could say protection more than this delightful bear who wears the most famous emblem in the world of personal protection. Every time your infant cuddles this plush bear he will be honouring the brave troops who are risking their lives for our freedom. Now that’s what I call a bedtime story.

For your Kids: Sean Hannity Comic Books

Kids just love comic books, but it’s a well known fact that most comics peddle dark and satanic lifestyles that will lead your young family away from Jesus ? that’s why ACC Studios decided to publish a range of Christian books ? each of these books contain valuable life-changing lessons from the Holy Bible and feature great Conservative personalities.My personal favourite is called ?Liberality? – it askes a very big ?what if?? – What if the Democrats win the 2008 election and allow the UN to take over the world just before the Rapture? Whose going to sort things out ? Sean Hannity!

Fror Gramps: Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

She’s famous as Washington DC’s ultra-liberal ball-buster. She thinks she’s going to be America’s first ever woman president ? something we can all laugh about as you watch this hilariously realistic model of Hillary Clinton reduce even the hardest nuts to jagged splinters. She’s dressed in a trouser-suit just like all the gender-defying femenazis do.

For Mom & Dad: Cast Iron Lawn-Jockey

Your parents will be delighted by this matching pair of traditional American home decorations. When you install these welcoming lights at the front of your family home, not only will you be sending an inviting signal to fellow Conservatives but you will also be striking back against political correctness gone mad: Why should the liberals prevent us from decorating our homes in the traditional way? We should rejoice in these timeless decorations which remind us all of a time before the lib-tards tried to take God out of America.

For the Teens: Illustrated Turner Diaries

?What if Americans really were able to take America back?? That’s the question answered in this stunning vision of the future.? Millions have loved this book since it was first published in 1978 and now it’s available in a richly illustrated edition that’s just perfect for home schoolers!? But order this one quickly since it’s only available in limited edition.? Help your child understand what it means to truly love America.

May God bless you and give you and yours the merriest of Christmases!

Mike’s just done something that no other candidate in the history of America has ever had the courage to do: He called what liberals refer to as the “Holiday Season” by it’s real God-given name: Christmas.

I think this is going to prove to be one of the strongest messages in the 2008 Presidential campaign – Mike has firmly declared that he is going to make opposing the war on Christmas every bit as important as the war on Terror, and we at Shelley The Republican agree.

I personally think that the GOP nomination is going to the candidate who’s prepared to speak out for Jesus Christ the most – and not get this campaign get dragged down by mundane issues like the economy or defense.

If I were a betting man I would put my money on Huckabee.

Jimmy

Lord, what else does Mitt The Mor(m)on Romney gotta say before America realizes that he’s gonna put the International House of Pancakes outta business with all his waffles?

He made his little speech about how he’s so proud to be a Mor(m)on that he’s only gonna use the word once.? He didn’t say nothing about magic underpants.? He didn’t say nothing about Jesus and Satan being brothers.? He didn’t say nothing about how if he’s a good Mor(m)on then he’ll be a god when he dies.? And he didn’t say one ding-dang-doggone thing about how many wives he truly has.? If he can’t be bothered to be straight with the American people then we ain’t got no cause to be bothered with him.

I ain’t saying he didn’t say one or two good things but after all a stopped clock is right twice a day.? He said a real good thing about how “freedom requires religion” and that’s truer than true.? But if he shoulda said “freedom requires historical Christianity”.? ‘Course he wouldn’t say that cuz he’s part of a Satanic cult that believes that after the End Times the Mor(m)ons will be in charge.? Fat chance.

But we all oughta know by now that once Mitt makes a forceful statement about what he believes in, he’s gonna back right off it quicker than you can say Alister Crowley.? So when Tim “Fat Boy” Russert asked him about freedom requiring religion, Mitt broke out his dancing shoes and started tap dancing like Bill Bojangles Robinson but not as good cuz he ain’t a negro.

Russert Potatoe asked him if you could be a good person and be an atheist.? The answer to the question as we’ve proved time and time again is no.? Without a deep and abiding faith in Jesus Christ, the Lord and Savior of mankind you are not fit to walk on this earth.? End of story.? But not for Mitt.

If you need anymore proof of the evil of not only Mor(m)onism but Romney as a so-called human being then y’all watch this clip be sitting down when you do cuz you’re gonna hear Mitt the Mor(m)on say that he’s willing to appoint atheists to cabinet positions AND to the court.

I just wanna say one thing to you, Mitt Romney, all the money in the world will never buy back your soul.? Jesus said that.? But you wouldn’t know that cuz you don’t believe in Jesus.

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The moonbat-ocrats at the Daily Kos want you to believe that you shouldn’t vote for Mike Huckabee on account of some hijinx his son may have got up to a few years ago. It makes no sense at all, to blame the father for the alleged ’sins’ of his son, but in any case once we examine the facts that surround what the lunatic left are already staring to call a ‘doggie murder’ I think it is plain to see that David Huckabee been mis-judged by the drive-by media.

David Huckabee: Insane animal rightist, people haters call him a murderer, but parents know he was just doing what he had to do.

So David Huckabee killed a dog – so what? Who hasn’t killed a dog. I only wish I had a dollar every time a lesbo clintonazi called me a threatened to take me to court for running over her pouch. Lets faced it, dogs die every day and there’s nothing that you or I or the animal rights fascists at PETA can do about it.

The liberal media have accused David of cruelty, but can somebody tell me why a diseased wild dog was allowed in close proximity to boy-scouts? As you all know canine fangs are the WMDs of the animal kingdom – more Americans have died as a result of dog attacks than have been killed as as direct consequence of terrorism. David Huckaee did what any sensible American would do – he apprehended that dog and prevented it from attacking any of those poor defenseless boy scouts.

STR Fact File:Ronald Regan wrestled a dog to death when he saw it attacking an old lady in the street. Of course, President Regan wept tears of compassion that the beast should have died, but how else could he have stopped it savaging a defenseless American citizen?

But what of the accusations that David used a cruel and usual method of punishing the dog? Let me ask you a question – how many of you have ever eaten a hamburger or a pork-chop? An animal had to die to make that tasty burger, and guess how it was killed? Simple – it was hung up and it’s throat was cut, exactly the way David killed that aggressor dog. He simply followed the most humane way to dispose a perpetrator given the circumstances. I’m sure we would have all preferred it if he had simply shot the dog, but unfortunately ultra-leftists have prevented scout-leaders from carrying fire-arms as a gross violation of their 2nd amendment rights.

There will be some who claim that David did not need to kill the dog, but tell me: How many kids were torn to death by the murderous fangs of a blood-crazed mad dog that night? Absolutely none. After David clearly demonstrated he was not going to appease canine aggressors, it sent a clear message to other dogs or predator species that they would not be tolerated.

Perhaps the most famous story about George Washington was as a youth he killed a wild dog. When asked why he did it, the future President replied: “Verily I do kill this dog so that I learn what it means to kill an Englishman.”. Why is it that the moonbats want to persecute David Huckabee but not George Washington? It does not make sense!

I think it’s time we left David Huckabee alone: He has expressed regret over this necessary unpleasant incident. He has paid a terrible price – having been fired as a scout councilor he will never again be able to work as a camp leader, thus denying him his income and a chance for a fruitful career in America’s leisure industry. Haven’t we punished this poor boy enough? Lets call David Huckabee what he really is, a Republican Hero who like Lewis Scooter Libby paid the ultimate price for having the courage to defend is fellow citizen.

Yours in Christ,

Jimmy Goddard

The other day I was talking with Mrs. Goodman about how ding-dang-dumb lie-berals are to not only wanna elect a woman president but to elect Killary of all people.? If someone walked up to me and asked if I thought the president of the United States should be a clone of a baby-killing lesbian socialist I would not hesistate to say “no”.

“It’s as if she’s brainwashing lie-berals to vote for her,” Mrs. Goodman told me.

“I don’t see how someone as evil as her couldn’t find a way to do it,” I said, “I mean, look at Patti Hearst.? She got brainwashed pretty good and might still be brainwashed…”

We both stopped dead in our tracks and ran to the computer and, sure enough -

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- the similarities just whumped us on the back of the head!

Now we ain’t quite figured out how but the more we look into it, the more it becomes pretty obvious that Patti Hearst found a way to use a double to replace her and transformed herself into Hillary Clinton and is using her brainwashing skills learned from the SLA on a massive scale to carry out the agenda of the SLA.

If you vote for Killary you are voting to install a radical communist government!

We’ll post more facts as we uncover them.

God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com

Ron Paul wants to be the Dope Dealer in Chief.? He thinks should everyone grow as much marihuana as they want to.? He claims that marihuana would make more ethanol than corn but he really just wants to destroy America because he hates it.? He wants to turn America from the land of the free and the home of the brave into the land of the drug addicts and the home of the United Nations.? Why else would he join the Blame America First crowd screaming about how 9/11 was our fault and not the fault of the ignorant, godless towelheads that attacked us and overcharge us for oil that belongs to us?? A vote for Ron Paul is a vote for the death of America.

Briefly Patriotic – Ron Paul – Drug Kingpin