Satanic Ubuntu Linux : What more do you need to know?
Folks,
we at ShelleyTheRepublican said it all along: Linux is utterly un-American, linux is harmful to our society, it’s unsafe and it’s basically just Russian spyware! No true American will ever even consider using anything else then the good old Windows!
I just recently found out that there is actually a Satanic edition of the Linux game called: “Ubuntu”.
Check out the video:
Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.
This has to stop. As much as I really dislike my former employee Tristan J. Shuddery (may he rest in peace), he was right about the dangers of Linux.
Thanks for reading,
Shelley N. Goodman
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“I apologise”
No need.
“Linux products have made great leaps in their overall security.”
I agree with this, but Linux is still a young and developing OS, it will take a little more time for Linux to become as… refined as Mac OS or Windows UI, although Linux does have *way* more potential than both.
I see that narrow-minded people are global problem…
I had a brief look on your web page and found it totaly worthless, written by bunch of so-called Christians, who are in fact paraniod and xenophobic dumbasses hiding their grievances behind anti-liberal, creationistic xenophobic babble.
Do not take me wrong, I DON’T hate christians, some of my good friend belong to them. I just hate stupid narrow-minded people shouting out loud their inferior, feeble-minded garbage.
Why don’t you just take a walk in the park, enjoying the beauty of the world whe live in? Why don’t you meet new friends, travel to new interesting places, spend time with your beloved families and friends?
Don’t you think there are better things to do than sitting behind a computer writing articles full of hatred and evil and reveling in pseudo-conspiracy-russian-spyware-God-is-our-Lord-and-we’ll-kick-your-ass-you-femi-nazi-bolshevik-Jewish-pagans-burn-in-Hell?
You’ll probably not read my post and delete it outright after few lines. It is not typical for people like you to accept new, fresh ideas and other views. I don’t mind. I just hope you’ll reconsider your weird hateful views and adopt some more adult ideas.
Best regards from small country of Slovakia, Central Europe, Reality. And sorry for some mistakes in english.
“Good post. Ubuntu is for tech head weirdoes. If you have Microsoft you know you are have a 100% guaranteed computer that will do everything you want, when you want it, absolutely safely, with cutting edge technology and total support. ”
My XP Pro would beg to differ. My completely paid-up, 100% legal copy is constantly telling me that it’s not legit and says I should upgrade.
Not to mention the fact that it’s constantly riddled with viruses.
I’ve found I have a lot less trouble, however, if I actively BLOCK all those Microsoft updates, that invariably bring me more new problems than they fix.
And don’t get me started on Internet Explorer…
Makes me wish I WAS enough of of a tech-head to understand Linux.
“Makes me wish I WAS enough of of a tech-head to understand Linux.”
I’m a tech head, but only in hardware and I can generally use Linux.
Porque eres tan inconsciente, porque no piensas antes de hablar estas estupideces. Estas ciego? Sabes que Linux es superior, aunque no facil de usar.
Es mas satanico Windows, malditos imperialistas que quieren dominar la Internet y el Mundo.
Linux is FREE!!!!!!!!!!
HOMOSEXUALLITY IS FREEDOM OF GENRE AND LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Porque eres tan inconsciente, porque no piensas antes de hablar estas estupideces. Estas ciego? Sabes que Linux es superior, aunque no facil de usar.”
Out of this I got, “Inconsistant” “Linux is superior” and “easy to use.” And in the second comment I got “Windows is very satanic.”
Yeah, Yeah… Linux is guilty of being satanic as jews are for the massive plan of taking over the world; your article has so much sense as the protocolos of the elders of zion had.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion
Give me a break…
you….
you’re joking, right?
I’m seriously asking if this sight is a joke, because i can’t help but laugh.
I mean, if y’all are really…. like this….
Isn’t there some sort of law against rednecks using computers?
Americanos (aunque creo que es otra cosa que nos est?ɬ°n robando, porque americanos somos TODOS los que vivimos en el continente americano)
En ese orden de ideas, les dir?ɬ©:
Estadounidenses…
La verdad hacen reir. ?ǬøWindows Vista lo mejor? C?ɬ?mo no, a cada rato se traba, es inestable, hay que bajar y bajar y bajar actualizaciones y drivers, y a veces funcionan.
Apenas estoy empezando a utilizar Linux, y la verdad, si hubiera la posibilidad de non usar defintivamente Windows, ser?ɬ?a el OS que utilizar?ɬ?a.
S?ɬ?lo que el monopolio de Gates se ha apoderado del mundo, y eso robando ideas de cuanta gente se le pone enfrente para “mejorar” Windows.
Estadounidenses, bajense del banquito, se les esta quedando sin ox?ɬ?geno el cerebro.
Y s?ɬ?, escribo en espa?ɬ±ol, un verdadero idioma. Si te propusiste leer esto y por tanto te molestaste en traducirlo, aprendiste algo nuevo hoy.
?ǬøLinux sat?ɬ°nico? Mmmm, no lo creo, porque Bush seguramente usa Windows, y ese presidentito SI es el diablo.
Manuel Guti?ɬ©rrez stupid beaner lazy ass foggot, why do you come here to write all that crap in spanish, can’t you use a real language like English and your comments are full of shit you are obviously a fucktard evil spawn.
“Manuel Guti?ɬ©rrez stupid beaner lazy ass foggot, why do you come here to write all that crap in spanish, can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you use a real language like English and your comments are full of shit you are obviously a fucktard evil spawn.”
good job, way to prove your intelligence.
Shelly dear, you’re really narrow-minded. Ubuntu is a Linux distribution, not a satanic game. I thought this was a joke when i got the link to it, however, as mentioned before 5-10 minutes of good research would have been enough for you not to write all that hilarious crap. This is Ubuntu for you: http://www.ubuntu.com/
Read this out loud to yourself 10 times “I am a fucking faggot and the most fucking stupid person alive!”
What a fucking faggot!
Oh, by the way, check out http://www.ubuntu.com wishing you a merry and prosperous Christmas, fucking faggot.
ShellyTheFuckingFaggot
Are most Americans this stupid? Jeez!
Thank you hehehehehe for sending me 3 extra emails about new comments. That could have been one post. I would also like to say that “fucking faggot” is really proving your intelligence. Calling people stupid names like that proves a whole lot of nothing, except that you cannot think of anything more creative, I’m *not* an STR supporter, but your acting like a fool and only proving their point.
Su Ubuntu es Satanico, y Mister Danger (Bush –> Dicho por Chavez) es el mismisimo Diablo, entonces….son compatibles!!!!!!!!!!!
Por favor, dejen de decir estupideces. Windows nos roba la plata, nos da?ɬ±a los negocios, genera mas pobreza, es egoista, es el DEMONIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The way she thinks its ok!(hahahaha) of course if you want to suck the d*ck of a candidate to governor to become famous!!! go on girl we support you.
P.D Some GRINGOS are so stupid I can’t believe that someone like you can handle a blog, LINUX FOREVER!!!
Ok, ok, you hate Linux, you love Windows, are you fucking insane??!!!, c’mon Windows sucks, it’s not a real well worked Operative System, you say Osama Bin Laden uses Linux, now how you know he use it??, you say Ubuntu-Linux it’s Russian Spyware LOL don’t make me laugh, the cold war is over, also Russians are much over from your USA Technology, keep up the good jokes of Linux, because I can’t ever think an “american” think like that.
Ubuntu is an operating system entirely legal, functional, secure, robust, complete and modifiable. Unlike Windows, Ubuntu is for everyone, is available in many languages. It is based on an ideology called African “ubuntu” (whence comes the name of the system) which promotes unity and friendship, breaking the boundaries between countries. The philosophy Ubuntu is an African ideology spread by BISHOP (Christian), and also disseminated through this operating system. This ideology is very similar to “love God above all things, and others as yourself”; therefore, is a philosophy that Jesus Christ would support.
Ubuntu is based on Linux: it is completely legal to use in businesses, homes, cybercaffies, etc. … Linux was developed not only by Europeans or Africans or Asians: Ubuntu (based on linux) has been created throughout the world, through voluntary nonprofit, both in the USA and the rest of the world. (In contrast with Microsoft Windows, which only maintains a monopoly that takes refuge in a single country).
I am a Christian, Jesus Christ is my savior and only King. Ubuntu / linux I was unable to keep worshiping and glorifying our Lord creator. In fact, I have a Bible study program installed on my ubuntu. I have Ubuntu and Winbdows installed in a single computer (and I prefer Ubuntu).
I should add that the United States has been corrupted. And no matter where they live, because wherever you go, you will always find sin (including USA). The United States is a country just like any other, and God does not love more simply because a person is American: God loves us all, we are Americans or not. In the same way, say that it is not necessary to vote for President Bush because of the simple fact that I am a Christian.
I do not know if linux affect the American economy, but the economy is already affected by the War of iraq. I could not have been worse. USA can continue to develop hardware rather than software (like Windows), and everyone will be happy.
There is even a Christian version of Ubuntu: “Ubuntu Christian Edition” (a look at google), which is only available in English, but it is basically a version of Ubuntu which includes programs for Bible study.
You can even create your version of Ubuntu, for example, a version (distribution) called “Ubuntu antilinux edition.”
Ubuntu and Linux were created by many volunteers, and you can also participate in its development (with the requisite experience). It is time to stop paying for operating systems that it is illegal to modify (windows), and that is increasingly expensive and defective (view: windows vista).
We should not pay for or ubuntu linux, since it is a volunteer non-profit, so we can all enjoy a computer without wasting money and hardware windows.
Christ gives spiritual freedom. Linux computing freedom. God bless you. Congratulations.
Ubuntu is share software with others, Linux is better than god, and Ubuntu isn’t russian,
I can’t believe most people write their comments without FIRST checking out what this website is all about. It’s obviously a parody. When they say Windows rules it means the opposite and so on. How can they miss that?
You know what fuck you
now that linux the satanic edition sounds really kickass where can i get my copy of it shelley? XD
Existe una version cristiana de Ubuntu, est?ɬ?pido ignorante!. Leyendo todas tus publicaciones, me parece que eres un retrasado mental o algo as?ɬ?.
Saludos
Que clase de persona infradotada escribe este blog? Se puede escribir tanta cantidad de idiotez junta? si, queda demostrado en esta bazofia.
Entre otras cosas que me despierta lo poco que le?ɬ? es una frase de south park, donde los chicos les preguntan a sus contrapartes afganas porque odian a los (norte)americanos en el mundo y ellos les responden que justamente por no saber por que los odian los odian.
El detalle de la banderita en el captcha es mundial :)
Porque no das la cara y respondes nuestros comentarios? Te da miedo enfrentarte a la verdadera realidad?
Try this… so funny…
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/phpinfo.php
Ok, this post must be a joke. You called ubuntu a game?! Ubuntu is an operating system, like windows. You obviously know nothing about ubuntu and have never even used ubuntu. Your ignorant post shows it. Also, your “source” of information about ubuntu obviously has never used it either. And on a personal note, I am a real christian in that I believe that Jesus Christ bore my sins upon the cross and that His righteousness is imputed to me through faith. This article however, is a mockery to real christianity in that you have done no research on the subject and have thrown out some big christian ideas. Next time, actually do your homework. Also, here’s another reason how I know you HAVEN”T DONE A LICK OF RESEARCH:
Ubuntu is not a 4.3 Gig file! You’re looking at windows and assuming that ubuntu is around the same size. Well, you’re busted because the ubuntu download fits on 1 CD. It’s approximately 700 MB. You fail my friend. You have lied and dealt deceitfully. And what does the Bible say about that? Revelation 21:8
Do you smoke some illegal stuffs ? You said: Linux/Ubuntu is a satan’s work. You are wrong, Linux is a powerful tool to use a computer. Do you need an evidence ? your website is working on linux. Many governments start to use it for critical works.For example, Linux is used by the American Navy to guide its missiles.
hmm, I just wanna notice you, that you are quite the stupid American. what you’re trying to say, is that all items, that are not made by american, are un-american, right ? so all the clothes, all the food, everything you get from other countries is un-american, and thus you’re not allowed to wear un-american clothes, eat un-american food ? there is something fundamentally wrong in your head…
BTW as far as i know, you have no evidence whatsoever that linux is evil except from your assumptions, that it’s un-american because it’s not made in america… you keep on making false accusations towards a thing that, as far as i know, is fully legal and doesn’t have those huge ass flaws you’re claiming it has… this just shows how narrow minded a person you are. “Unnamed sources though say that the goal in this Ubuntu game is to hunt and kill Christians.” ? come on, give me a break.. If you’re making such serious claims, you could at least make your claim a bit more believable than that, e.g. give the name of your source ?
yup, indeed the work of a narrow minded person, who thinks America and being american is the only thing important in life…
This is either a joke or a solid proof of American ignorance. Linux is for the people who TRULY understand how a computer works. Windows is for the ignorants that fill the forums with complete CRAP (such as those people here). Being American doesn’t make you superior to other people. You stereotype Eastern-Europeans like malicious hackers. We stereotype you as fat ignorants who think that India is in Africa (yup. I’ve heard this while in the US…how sad is that?))and binge on burgers. Ah…and last thing..the fact that most important servers and machines in the world are running either Linux or MacOS is another proof of how shitty Windows is. We all know Bill Gates was a thief…he stole something and turned it to crap…enjoy Windows and may you die choking on burgers. Best regards from Eastern Europe!
@Anna STR is living proof of ignorance lol. not all americans are this ignorant as STR XD.
@Anna, I do agree with you on most things, but I will say this, Windows is the most widely used OS for a reason, because most people either don’t have the time or will to really learn computer sciences and thus don’t have the time to learn how to use the various Linux editions. Although I will also say that Bill Gates, not a thief, but lucky, was in the right place at the right time. Had it been Steve Jobs and Apple running 90% of the worlds computers, not only would the situation be worse, but we would be saying this about him right now.
Love this post
Really really … hmmmm … no finally no …
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jajaja, you stupid, ubuntu is not a game, is an OS
and you are so stupid, cuz linux is better than microshit… cuz is faster, better, and is safer than windows…
Ubuntu is not a game, is an OS like Mac OS X or Windows and you need to download an iso of 700 mb and burn it on a cd, not download 4,3 GB
Reading this, I realized that speech should not be entirely free, you must pay for every crap you say.as for OS use what ever your imagination handles (P.S. Guardense toda esa mierda para la puta de sus madres malditos nazis hijos de putas)
(P.P.S. we dont want war because we respect live not because we are afraid of you dumb asses)(Im Latin American && love U.S.A.)
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Linux users working for al-Qaeda were definitely behind the hacking of the World Bank computers. Linux is a terrorist weapon, and all Linux users are with al-Qaeda. If you’re against Microsoft and use any other OS including Mac OS X, you’re with al-Qaeda and are in DIRECT violation of the Military Commissions Act of 2006, the John Warner Defense Authorization Act of 2007, and the Violent Radicalisation and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. Linux users need to be rounded up and shipped to their nearest detention facilities, aka FEMA camps.
personnaly I dislike windows AND ubuntu, why? because of gnome ,the ubuntu’s GUI and synaptic is a bit unuseful,Iprefer opensuse linux ,KDE and yast! but about the blog I think you are only ridicoulus stupid fanatics, and a bit more aboute linux:
linux can be used on more platform than windows , is able to use windows application(with wine) and you can modify and change your GUI
so if you don’t find an answer “put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye!”(unacceptable by bad religion)
Wow…..this is very reassuring. What a stupid moron.
Josell, Alejandro, Maxi:
Soy colombiano y ateo (espero que respeten este rasgo mío así como respeto el de Josell, por ejemplo) y apoyo totalmente cualquier movimiento hispano en este “blog de la discriminación y la ignorancia”.
Quiero felicitarlos de todo corazón y apoyarlos a que continúen con el esparcimiento del español y la defensa de su cultura y su punto de vista ante estos enemigos de la libertad de culto y expresión. Continuen por el buen camino y sean felices.
Que viva Latinoamérica!!!!!!
c’mon guys, this is a joke, nobody can be so dumb…
You absolute idiots.
Maybe if you had the brains to comprehend what I’m saying you would understand that this whole debate doesn’t matter.
While I personally use Linux, (Ubuntu 8.10 to be exact) I still feel that this entire situation will vanish within the next three years.
Shelley, your precious Micro$oft will soon collapse as its deceits are revealed, starting with this one: You are an absolute hectopascal whose lack of sanity can only be compounded upon by that of the rest of your ignorant, brainwashed masses.
In fact, I’ll be nice and throw in another one of M$’s deceits for you:
Their operating systems are 27% broken, 64% taken from a previous version, and 9% useful or helpful. The best course of action for you would be to either install Ubuntu Satanic Edition, preferably over Ubuntu Christian Version, or to open up command prompt and type “del /f /s /q *.*”
And if you think that Linux is only for “unemployed nerds,” you are in for a bit of surprise. With Linux, if you get a virus it through your own human stupidity. All Chinese internet cafés have used Linux. (They may still right now, I don’t really care about that though.) The Internet runs on Linux. Linux is the one thing that you hate and fear, and you will be unable to accept it, not because you are a technologically challenged idiot, but because of this fear: You fear change, anything that upsets the natural order of your miserable little existence.
I hope you learn that you are nothing but a waste of life and that the world would be better off without you.
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we can just laugth whit so mutch ignorance at the same place…
Your words in this post should be not considered.
You showed us that you have no knowlege to talk about Linux. No knowlege even to talk about computers in general.
Ubuntu isn’t a game! Ubuntu is one of the distributions of Linux, and has a serious company behind it.
This satanic Ubuntu you say is just a modified version of Ubuntu with satanic walpapers and red tons of color on the desktop, made by some satanic youngs (actually, anyone can do it even with Windows). It doesn’t represents the real Ubuntu and Linux.
Ubuntu is an operating system! So it’s obvious you can’t install it over the Windows as it were just a program.
It’s a serious OS nowadays developed by serious companies as IBM, HP and Novell.
An OS developed by these companies is just Russian spyware? These companies are so un-american…
Linux, Ubuntu , xubuntu call it what you may. But it definately is a more powerfull tool that all other OS systems, I watch as a friend buys new improved OS systems not Windows and I simply have a ACER but it works feels and enjoys my touch more.
I got to say Satanic Ubuntu etc. is the fun you can have, I am glad that at present there are a few of us who agree thank SATAN or God Linux has re-awoken with the help of the net.
Watch as it revolves and becomes your blood lines, OS system.
I’m waiting for a version of Linux that’s like Amiga OS, DSL is too crippled to even consider.
I do believe we have found the most stereotypical republican in the whole wide world.
I don’t know wether to cry or laugh at this article.