Sunday Prayer
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Heavenly Father
We thank You, with the mouths that You created, for the leader of the United States of America and of the Free World, President George W. Bush
We thank You for the plain spokeness with which we he calmed the fears of the nation on Thursday with his important speech about Iraq
We thank You for guiding him through the treacherous twin rivers of doubt and public opinion, delivering him dry and unmoistened onto the island of Your self-righteousness
Through him, You have made it clear that success in Iraq is the only thing between evil towelheaded terrorists invading America to rape and kill our women and children and to force our men into unspeakable acts of faithlessness and homosexuality
You have made it clear that the more we succeed in Iraq the more brave American soldiers will be allowed to return as heroes and resume their lives
We ask You, as President Bush asked the country, to soften the hearts of the whining, foul-mouthed, freedom-hating, Satan-worshiping gay-o-crats and join together as one country whose only goal is to bring the troops home and leave Iraq a better place than when we found it
Make them understand that the longer they question President Bush’s leadership, the longer the troops will have to stay in Iraq
Help them to stop hating America and those who fight to protect Her
Amen
God is Love!
BBN
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