Cyclists – A Waking Nightmare Vision Of America Under Chinese Rule
One of the easiest and most dangerous things in the world is not to pay attention.? One day you fail to notice that your hair is getting a little shaggy.? Because of that, people you’d otherwise not give the time of day to start approaching you and asking you directions since you look “kinda like them”.? Bit by bit and day by day your hair gets longer and dirtier and you stop bathing twice a day until your morals become just as filthy and foul as your external appearance and smell.?
And why?
Because you didn’t pay attention.
I’m here to tell you that’s what happening now right here in America.? We been trying and trying to warn y’all but you just won’t listen because you’re not paying attention.
For the past coupla weeks, we pointed out two of the most dangerous threats to the United States – Murderous Chinks and bicycles.? We presented no-nonsense facts and truth and still y’all just refused to take a bath or cut your hair.
I only pray that God and this video is gonna take the scales away from your eyes.
While driving to witness?last?Friday,?I had to go through Harvard Sq. and the most horrible sight appeared like a demon in front of me – thousands of bicycles taking up every square inch of the road where the cars belong! Fortunately, God blessed me with a video phone and I’m able to give y’all a sample of what life’s gonna be like if we don’t deal with the Chinese real soon!
Pay attention!!
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CJ said
“To be honest, I hate cyclists too, but mostly because they were lycra that looks awful on them?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ but I can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t deny they have a right to the road as well, more cycle lanes is the answer, methinks.”
CJ, they are not wearing that lycra for any good reason. It is because they are mostly gay and like to parade their genitals as prominently as possible, like disgusting rutting animals.
In fact the more I think about it the more I see that cycling is a fundamentally gay activity. The two main positions for a cyclist are 1) sitting, clenching a seat shaped like over-sized male genitals between his buttocks, and 2) standing, waving his buttocks in the air at passers by.
It is a disgusting practise and Billy is right to draw our attention to it.
In Scotland recently, a man was arrested for having sex with a bicycle.
This is where the US is heading if they elect a godless liberal.
Quite right Richard, it is not widely enough appreciated that the bicycle was invented by homosexuals, in an attempt to ‘switch’ good heterosexual men by forcing them to emulate gay sex actions and positions.
They are the devil’s machines.
Is there anybody that you don’t hate?
wow, murderous chinks, jesus says to love everyone and be kind and look at what you say to them, how christian like.
Billy Bob Neck, I’m afraid you’re tapping into communist thought by trying everyone you know to think and act like you. That’s communism. You’re totally not for free expression. Your “beliefs” form a fortress of hate and mental slavery. Get a life.
I take offense to this sir as China is America’s best trading partner. To use such slander against an ethnicity that your nation is friends with is like shooting the man helping you out of a ditch.
I’m sorry but last time i checked the Chinese economy was doing a lot better then yours, and the Chinese haven’t shown any signs of trying to “take over” anything. just shows how retarded the right-wing conservatives are, compared to the Chinese communists.
I will come to America on my burning bicycle. I will offer softcore pornography to every conservative, and they will bend over to pick it up, only to be raped by one of my super demonic pikachus I have been training.
To the liberals, I will offer hardcore pornography, because I know they are used to softcore. Most of them wear Butt plugs in order to prevent anal rape because it’s happened to them at least 17 times and they’ve gotten wise to it.
Beware, for if bicycles did not exist, there would be no energy efficient way for me to take over america for all of the little people in my head.
You are possibly the biggest closeted homosexual that exists. All of your rants seemingly end up talking about genitals. You talk about your “Hummer” which is obviously a substitute for a penis…
The wisest move for you to make would be to go ahead and have your testicles removed so your DNA does not spread any further.
I won’t even get started on the bicycle hate…
Obviously, the lycra does something for you, or you wouldn’t bring it up so much.
You are totally insane and hilarious all at the same time.
You are one ignorant fucking piece of shit…
That looks like fun to me. Shelly, if your ever in Denver we could go for a bike ride and drink beer and I promise I won’t try to have sex with you.
I ride bikes. I like people who like bikes. I dont like people that like to bitch and moan about things they decide not to like for the moment. Shelley do us a favor and drink drano, stick a red-hot steel rod up your ass and jump off a bridge.
Is this a serious web site? Are people this ignorant? In America? I think its kind of funny but if its not, well jesus we need a good ol’ fashion burn-at-the-stake. Richard May and Shelley, fuck, your the first two stops.
Is this a joke, you must be effin kidding me.
This site is hillarious, I can’t stop laughing. It’s hard to type when you laugh this hard.
Quick, somebody tell bikesnobnyc!!
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wtf is wrong with you idiot. you are a fucking retard. your jesus isnt going to save you from global warming.
You are hilarious! I really enjoy how you continue to make a mockery of the South! Every time I travel there on business I can’t wait to get back where folks aren’t plagued by ignorance. I can’t believe I was raised in such a fascist sewer! God keeps trying to reclaim it back to the sea, but those dumb fuckers keep trying to rebuild it! It’s like watching that classic Disney bullshit about the lemmings following each other off a cliff and swimming to sea. You must study them well, spot on!!! I must say you chose quite any easy rodent to imitate though, there’s never any shortage of material. Never the less keep up the good work! One tip though, as much as you sounded like a couple of inbred hillbillies, We can see your San Francisco drag queen outfits in the rearview mirror. To put it your way, Toot-a-loo!
Hmmm…cycling-gay connection is a stretch.
How about sitting in a car, leaning back, legs spread somewhat while clutching a phallus like stick shift? Seems gay too.
Richard May – sounds like you have spent some time thinking about lycra clad cyclists and their genitals.
Hey, didn’t GW Bush ride a bike whenever he got a chance at Crawford? Guess he isn’t a real republican?
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
If it weren’t for china, america would have gone bankrupt!
I am a christian, a father of 2, happily married to a wonderful women, and a year round bicyclist. I have numerous friends who bike and yet none are communist or gay. I have researched the history of bicycles for numerous papers in college and have yet to find any indication that the bicycle was invented by homosexuals. The bicycle actually was embraced by the rich or ruling class in the very beginning because they were very expensive. Bicycling is a great way to socialize and keep in shape. The comments I have reade on this blog lead me to believe there are numerous uneducated people in this world with to much time on their hands. As a Christian, a Father, an American, a Republican and a human being I am completely offended. There is nothing Christian or American in what I has been written here. I guess it all goes back to the saying, “What would Jesus do?”
You are a total fuckstain.
You are a total f-stain.
Damn the dumb bitch that writes this crap needs to fall on a sword and spare us all of the vomit that she spews. Retard.
Sorry, how is cyling evil.
Its better for the environment and pocket than driving and aloows minors the ability to travel