Comments on: Gate to Hell / Seeking World Domination : Germany

By: Hermann the German

Hermann the German — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 10:51:14 +0000

Daimler buyed crystler, but this companye sucked like every american car-brand…
Even a german would suck, if they are controled like from the americans like opel…

By: Roland

Roland — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 02:30:34 +0000

This is really good fun….
many germans wear the Hitler moustache, and the Germans attacked Pearl Harbour….. lol
Did you know that the Nazis filled their V2 Rockets with Anthrax-Sauerkraut and they spread it all over England for biological warfare ?? That`s true , man…

By: stephen

stephen — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:46:15 +0000

Hey..what the… you never posted my comments. Thats crap man, you hurt my feelings. Have a nice trip, whatever you guys are on.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:50:43 +0000

If this is a joke, lol… kinda. If it is serious… Really think you need to get out more. You should really take a drive to Germany and check it out, really nice people. Should drive your American car to really show off American technology when you are over there.. oh sorry , I saw some PT Cruisers there already hmm, oh well maybe a Harley, oh sorry again, saw a few of them over there already. What the heck, nothing is sacred anymore. But please make sure to pack your big gun, the violence is terrible in Germany, like other EU countries, as you might be asked for directions from a complete stranger late at night… scary. Depending on your visit you may be accosted by some drunk fellow American so be very careful. By the way please always keep your car fuel tank full as gas is scarce and public transportation is non-existant and you would not want to run out of gas anywhere and be accosted or even killed so please keep that big ol 6 shooter handy. Oh, and by the way , it is a long drive to Germany so please drive carefully. Also keep in mind, if you start seeing Igloos or men walking around in red uniforms with very handsome hats (Mounted on horses..or not) you are going in the wrong direction… you are in CANADA… oh my god … do not go there, they are communists, Bastards!
Also if you hear bullets whistling by you may be in MEXICO , to make sure sick you emergency mobile American Flag out the window… if whistling increases or you are now experiencing direct hits, put the dam car in reverse, pedal to the floor and pray. Otherwise same as before, dam pedal to the floor and pray. Aside from that just make sure you don’t stop in France on-route as they cannot be trusted (Bush knows what I’m talking about ) and they are immoral. But if you must be polite then keep it short and just thank them for the “Statue of Liberty” . Let them know it’s been a boon to tourism and they can’t have it back. (Hell the copper has to be worth a pretty penny by now.) Also do compliment them on their engineering capability and how impressed you are that a socialist country could amass the will and intelligence to build this thing of beauty and all by themselves… you could point out to them that as an American we would have made it bigger though and definetly would have gotten rid of that stupid torch and put up a nice American flag. How did they ever find a truck big enough( must have been American) to drive it over…. hmmm. When you arrive in Germany.. well the rest you know already as I can see from your wonderfully informed article.. when saying hello, Right arm outstretched and left to the side and please click those heels smartly… nothing pisses off a German more that someone that does not click his heels smartly! Same for Goodbye. That is about it, sure I have missed lots but that is why you have brought your big gun!! Have a good trip.

By: Bill Justice

Bill Justice — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:09:49 +0000

You complete idiots. It was the Japanese that attacked Pearl Harbour, not the Germans, and Germany lost more people in the World Wars than any other country.

By: Roxie

Roxie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:11:21 +0000

Ummmm, Germany doesn’t call itself “Hitlerdeutschland”. Iv think you should consult a Psychiatrist about your Paranoia…

By: tomboy

tomboy — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:41:17 +0000

so true,
live in G and can confirm that

By: Mimimi

Mimimi — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:11:03 +0000

naja,ich sag ma in schlaaaand (^^) gabs sicher nicht so lange sklaverei wie in amerika … nur ma so nebenbei!
aber wie immer sehr amüsant zu lesen der artikel … grenzenlose kreativität muss man da schon zugestehn!

By: Sara Carter

Sara Carter — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:16:53 +0000

shelley lay off the germans good grief not all germans are bad so just lay off of them.

By: BahFO

BahFO — Tue, 06 May 2008 14:11:55 +0000

this site is just plain fun :) if the articles are real (even just a very small part of them), the writes have to have a abnormal IQ, like 10 or something, because the most of the bullshit they say is goddamn ridiculous :)

back to the article. GERMANY TODAY ISN’T THE SAME AS 75 YEARS AGO. there, you have it, nothing more to say -.-

you talk about how bad germany was during ww2 and stuff, uhm, we’re living today, not then ‘-.-

“German at the Octoberfest : Appalling and Destructive. (Not to mention pig ugly).” isn’t america the country with the highest level of obesity ? not saying that americans are fat, but the numbers are there to watch *_*

“Don’t buy anything with the label “Made in Germany” on it. Germany must be weakened. Otherwise they will attack us again like they did in Pearl Harbor!” my dear shelley, the japans attacked Pearl Harbor, not the germans.. It’s quite common knowledge (well, pretty much everyone older than 13 in my country knows that) as someone said before, please check the crap you’re filling us with. If you wanna fill our eyes with real crap, atleast check the background for the shit you’re saying.

germany is an awesome country, have been there a couple of times now, it’s cool :) talking about how violent the germans are, they are kindergarten girls compared to america (no offense to the americans who can use their brain, i.e. who aren’t as dumb as shelley).

all in all, you’re dumb shelley, dumb beyond comprehension. I pretty much laugh out loud when I read what you write, but then I just feel forced to leave a comment on how incredibly stupid you are…

By: Sara Carter

Sara Carter — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:50:25 +0000

to tell you the truth Hermann Sitz i’m not gonna say it’s real or if it’s not you hear two sides about the STR morons so hell i’m not ruling it out that it’s satire lol.

By: Hermann Sitz

Hermann Sitz — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:21:58 +0000

muhahaha you still don’t get it, now do you? In fact the STR is incedibly smart… and funny as hell… man, I LOVE this site… I bet they have sooo much fun making it… I mean come on this is so fucking creative, I bet they spend all their time reading the wonderful comments they get for their bullshit-articles…

By: Sara Carter

Sara Carter — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:54:03 +0000

@Stefan Klingenberg don’t let those assholes cloud your judgement about america cause there is great americans here who are friendlier and more kinder then these STR bitches and to mention the most bitchiest christians i have ever seen in my lifetime you really got to laugh at STR there stupider then hell.and believe me they are horrible americans cause all they know how to do is slander and accusing those who are running in the election. see STR there you go because of your stupidity,hatred,and biggotry are the reason some foreigners hate us so much your making america look very bad you stupid STR assholes.