How the biased liberal-dominated legal system conspires against innocent motorists
Friends,
Not so long ago, I told you the story of how a deranged, violent cyclist caused over $600 worth of damage to my truck. Later I told you how I, as an innocent victim attempted to make peace with the cycle-maniac, even though the accident was entirely his stupid fault.
A typical cyclist: He has no respect for the law, and will take any risk for his “thrill ride”. Should we allow this kind of person on our highways? Is it fair that the law should protect outlaws like him at the expense of victims such as myself?
It seems that my peace offering was rejected – and the matter went to court. Since the facts were on my side, I was confident of victory. Unfortunately, the Devil had a different plan for me: The court was totally biased and failed to even listen to my arguments about the inherent danger of bicycles and the irresponsible people who ride them.
I had prepared an extensive dossier that showed the ways that cyclists mis-behave on American highways, but the judge forbade me from presenting this testimony, claiming that it was “not relevant” to the proceedings. She also did not take heed of the fact that I had good reason to believe the cyclist was an illegal immigrant – it seems that this court-case had been decided before I even set foot in court.
Instead of having the courage to represent himself, the cyclo-vandal was represented by a big-city attorney: He presented a crock of BS sob-story about how the incident was entirely my fault and how his client was the real “victim” and had suffered as a result of my “negligence”.? With a sinking heart, I could see that the case was turning against me:
One of the dangers of having a case heard in a big city is that the jury were obviously composed of liberals, homos and Islamofascists. Had they bothered to check the scriptural references I offered in my defense they would never have found against me.
To crown this legal fiasco, I was fined $30,000 in damages, had my driving license revoked. I explained to the judge that loss of my driver’s license would mean I could not practice my trade as a fund-raiser for the Republican Party but she launched into a tirade of what I can only call abuse.
This irresponsible cyclist puts her two children in mortal peril as passengers in this unwholesome contraption. What kind of corrupt person subjects their kids to these kinds of danger? We should not allow European cycling culture to corrupt America.
Never since the Dover trial has such an injustice been committed against an innocent. Thankfully, the STR defense fund came to my aid and fully paid the fine, but I am still left without my God-given freedom to drive? Is this fair? Is this justice – of course not. Naturally we are appealing this fiasco, and with your help and prayers and donations I am certain to be back on the road in no time at all.
In the meantime, like that other great persecuted American Alfredo Gonzales, I shall use this as an opportunity to spend more time amongst my family and community. Perhaps it is God’s will that I spread Christ’s message closer to home.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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since when have cyclist’s been evil? wow you are real big idiots STR.
All I can say is Jesus hates you. You do not follow Jesus’ exmaple at all. Stop using religion to brainwash yourselves.
Obviousman is right.
AND THE VIDEO IT’S A FAKE!!!!!!!
all i can say is STR’s so called god is a fraud and a fake and he does’nt exist.
Driving is not a right, it’s a privlege. Maybe if you didn’t operate your car like your tv remote you’d still have your license. I have a drivers liscense and you don’t. Neeners.
Now that you don’t have your license you can go for a bike ride and find out what you’re missing. Jesus will protect you, remember, you’re in God’s hands.
Sociopath is the perfect word for the likes of you, and THANK FUCKING GOD the state removed a moron like you from the road! no gofukyaself in the head with a 45!
Hey redneck–go F. yourself.
Yea, your a complete fuck twad. I’m glad you paid. Thats coming from a GOP supporter. Slow down and respect bikers. Period. No exception to their mis conduct. You need to slow WAY down and ride around. Simple. I ride in a truck with 9in suspension and 35 tires and I still find it easy to give a rider slack. Luckily you didn’t kill him or you would be harassed from riders for life.
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this is hilarious! this is off the wall, balls out, the funniest thing i have read in a while. she is so out there that i think this is a parody (my proof is the traditonal image of christ used as covering naked people), and the fact that you can conceivably find a real person like this makes it even funnier, though admittedly, really depressing that someone is that uhm… (i am gonna play nice here) misinformed. hahaha.
the fact that you think cyclists are the problem is quite amusing. but when you started bitching about the fact that they took your license away, i was practically rolling around on the ground laughing. even better, you could’ve avoided all of this by simply replacing his bike with the same model as he had before. but you had to make it difficult. riding a fixed gear is a lifestyle. it requires extreme dedication. that’s why he was so mad at you. you’re the one that turned it into a joke.
you should try riding a bike sometime instead of hitting the people who ride them in your big ass hummer.
im am going to refrain my self from calling you a cunt or bitch as i have in my previous comments so instead your a dumb ass. i cant believe you called cyclists evil, your the evil one.
Tristan!
Are You totally idiot?
Europe’s cycling culture is contextualized in european culture. It’s absurd to compare it to the american cycling culture.
Now that you can not drive u should get your 5 ton huffy and ride to the nearest train tracks lay on them til a train comes and pray for your sins. You do not deserve to live. You are a joke!!