What’s So Great About Britain?
There’s a bunch of snooty, snotty Britons (or as Tristan said to me once “Twit-ons”) that stop by our humble website to mock and jeer America.? I guess that’s what you do when you ain’t got no facts to back up the lies you wanna pass off as “truth” – You try to make the other guys look stupid.? The problem is that God ain’t stupid and Cecil or Cedric (or whatever effeminate English name they got) only wind up looking double dumb in the attempt.? It’s kinda like the kids at my daughter’s home school say – “God’s rubber/You’re glue/Everything you say bounces off of Him/And sticks on to you.”

Simple science tells us that the trajectory of a thing that
orginates from glue toward a surface made of springy rubber
would terminate at the original departure .? Noteven lie-berals
can deny this.
Let’s just take a quick look at this chart of recent terror activities
| ? | ?Great?
|
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| 7/7/05 | Subway Bombing | N/A |
| 7/29/07 | Two cars bombs | N/A |
| 7/30/07 | N/A |
Hm.? Anybody else seeing some kinda pattern here?? Unless I’m mis-reading it, there’ve been three major terrorist incidents in “Great” Britain in the past two years and none in the USA.? I know they diffused the bombs on 7/29 but it’s only because towelheads are unreliable and irresponsible.? Still, Cecil J. Queerington-Homo still seems to think that “Great” Britain is so much better than the USA.? It don’t make no sense.
“We ain’t got no guns in ‘Great’ Britain”, he minces, “and we got almost no crime!”? Uh huh.? Except y’all had three terrorist incidents in the past two years.? In American we got guns and we had six terror-free years.? Don’t that ring no bells for y’all?? Guns = No terror attacks.? No guns = terror attacks.

This HK USP .45 is just the kind of semi-automatic weapon
that cowardly towelheads do NOT want to come up against, so
they attack a country that doesn’t allow guns.
“The US started an illegal war in Iraq and made the world less safe,” he screams with a mouth full of skone and almost chokes to death.? If that meant anything, then you’d think that the camel-jockeys would have pulled off three terrorist incidents in the USA instead of it happening in Britain.? But they didn’t.? And they can’t.? Cuz we got guns and y’all don’t.?
Y’all been dragging your feet lately in the War on Terror.? Instead of standing strong with them that saved your butt during WWII you been starting to waffle.? “Tut, tut, old chum, perhaps your President Bush ain’t done the right thing.”? The USA ain’t never wavered from its commitment to stopping world-wide terror.? And guess what?? Six terror free years!? This ain’t rocket science.

This panel from an upcoming government pamphlet called
“It Doesn’t Take A Rocket Scientist” uses the “graphic novel”
format to explain Homeland Security? to dumbo-crats since lie-berals
only get information from cartoons such as Doonesbury.
“Great” Britain ain’t got nothing like the Patriot Act.? If they did…well, I don’t wanna sound like a broken record found outside a record store blown up by al Qaeda.
Here’s what I’m suggesting – If you wanna make “Great” Britain great again, once President Bush’s term is over in 2009 (unless Congress comes to their senses and repeals the stupid presidential term limit nonsense) elect him as the president of Britain.? Maybe then y’all will be safe on the streets again.
God is Love!
BBN
www.billybobneck.com
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Why is your written English so bad? Are you a native English speaker or are you some sort of foreigner, born and raised in a non-English-speaking country?