BBN: Internet Youth Pastor
Friends,
One of the reasons we invited Billy Bob Neck to become the official spokes-President of ShellyTheRepublican.com is his long-service as a youth pastor. When Billy started preaching, we could see those kid’s eyes light up with the fire of Jesus,
and that’s why we knew that he had the power of the LORD running through him.
Well, it seems that Jesus has a new plan for Billy, He’s going to be the president of the USA, but in the meantime he’s not neglected his pastoral duties:
Young Ashley will think twice in future before she commits an act of immorality. I’m sure she will thank Billy for his kind words of advice.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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wait one billy bob is now insulting people on myspace and as a moderators about him
look me up: yersinia pestis
BBN for president (this is a long way)….ok, at first he must go to a prestigious university, Yale or Williams college…… after he has to join Skull and Bones. He has to read a lot of newspapers every day to learn more about politics. And he has to meet and talk to politicians and he has to learn foreign languages as well.
This is just the first small step on the long way to US president – and he must earn a lot of money to pay his election campaign. Very important are good connections to politicians, to important US families, to the US Army, to the CIA, to the FBI, to the US economy, to the universities, to the US church, to the Wall Street and so on – this is the way to get popular and the only way to the White House – (read the life careers of your US presidents).
To get president without graduation diploma is impossible!! BBN has to read and learn every day to get a good general knowledge. Very important is, he has to read many books too, cause a US president has to rule a big and rich state. And he has to rule nearby 300 million US citizens.
Ask your politicians how difficult it is to get US president! Without political or economic support you can forget it! If you was born in a popular US family or clan – like Bush, Kennedy and so on, it is a bit easier. Also Ronald Reagen, he was a popular actor – everybody in the States knew him, he went to the college as well.
There is much more chance, that Arnold Schwarzenegger would get US president, cause they know him all over the globe, he has money, he has good connections, he has a college degree and son. And BBN???
Nobody is interested in his work as a preacher, believe me. US president is something different!
Sometimes I think, your website is a satirical joke – cause these ideas can`t be serious. It is so unrealistic – so faraway of reality. I have seen, you have a couple of intelligent people, who writes their comments, like Thomas from Holland, P.German, Phil, Bean-O…..(do you know, English isn`t their nativ language – are YOU able to write such comments in a foreign language?)
Good afternoon USA!
Peter from Vienna
Thanks Peter, you do a good job too.
And seriously BBN, you must change your photograph. You make yourself look like the sterotype white-trash redneck. Which you probably are, so why do I even bother…
Greetings from liberal Holland,
Thomas van der Meer
lol what does the fresh prince have to do with porn?
Watching pornography doesn’t give other people forum account passwords. The worst that will happen is a virus that makes you have to reformat the entire computer. But it won’t give people access to your account info.
An attack by a dedicated, skilled hacker might do the trick. Or if you somehow blab out your password to a friend and someone intercepts it that could be trouble brewing.
But porn has nothing to do with it.
yup, ashley will think twice next time, about how retarded some people can be :D