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Briefly Patriotic – State Sanctioned Butt Sex

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In a bid to reduce the amount of homosexual activity going on in prisons, corrections boards across the country began to allow conjugal visits between married people.? Married people.? As in a man and a woman.? All that?s starting to change, though, as once again the Murderous Gay Nazi Cannibals that run the state of California have started allowing butt sex and carpet-munching between ?registered domestic partners? and this leaves me to ask what?s the point of prison anymore?? As it stands, with so many pro-gay laws on the books it?s almost impossible for a homosexual to get arrested unless they?re wearing white shoes after Labor Day.? When will America wake and start treating homosexual like the Bible tells us to?

Briefly Patriotic – State Sanctioned Butt Sex

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  1. illuminati June 6th, 2007 1:12 PM

    Probably never. Though, as any actual Christian would realize, OT disciplines and punishments were largely done away with with the institution of the New Law. Read the Epistles of Paul.

  2. Thomas June 6th, 2007 2:39 PM

    Indeed. Though it’s impossible for STR.com crew to understand, Jesus came to save us from our sins, meaning we no longer have to be punished the way the OT says.

    Greetings from liberal Holland,
    Thomas van der Meer

  3. Tuxy June 6th, 2007 3:01 PM

    Here’s some good legal american code under the gpl :
    from wordpress.com

    function str_unregister_HELL() {
    if ( !ini_get(‘register_hell’) )
    return;

    if ( isset($_REQUEST['HELL']) )
    die(‘HELL overwrite attempt detected’);

    // Variables that shouldn’t be unset
    $noUxxxx) && isset($GLOBALS[$k]) ) {
    $HELL[$k] = NULL;
    unset($HELL[$k]);
    }
    }

  4. B. Kallis June 6th, 2007 4:31 PM

    Greetings from Yerp!

    I agree that homosexuality is a horrible crime. It destroys your musculus levator ani, which our Lord has designed to keep the stuff in. (And yes, God is everywhere!) Homosexuality is heavily connected with vegetarianism, bicycling, rhythm music, harming old people, burglary, fraud, left-handism, believing that stars are suns, extortion, communism, secular litterature and other kinds of terrorism.

    It’s pure mathematics that homosexuality causes lesbianism, which also is a sin (even though not clearly stated in the Bible, but one can say that it is, because it causes homosexuality (mathematics again.) (No, I’m not viciously sircular. I sure mentioned mathematics, but not the circles)).

    Do you know why this wonderful idea of Panopticon has never been carried out? We must prevent innocent people from seeing homosexual acts.

    Homosexuality shakes the foundations of our sivilization, which is based on punishing the bad and being nice to the good. Prison is nothing if you have a boyfriend there and have rectal pleasures all the time. Of course those pleasures ain’t really pleasures, but that’s what these twisted persons think. (As a white male I’m of course into vaginal sex. I’m married and so is my wife. I have many times wondered this: why has our Lord placed these two holes (you know) so close to each other? Isn’t there a risk to go astray? Maybe it’s a test? My wife is weaker than me. That’s why she hasn’t got this test. I mean she is into p-nis kind of sex.) We should be strong and inform these people that their pleasures ain’t pleasures. Gay sex is painful.

    Gay sex is against the principles of Intelligent Design. I mean that p-nis fits fine if you know the right hole but it doesn’t if you don’t know. Loving somebody is mainly about penetration. What if it is all the time painful? It’s not intelligent now is it?

  5. NoDeca June 6th, 2007 6:06 PM

    so uhm, why is this called “freedom blog”?
    we can’t be gay, can’t use linux, may not read harry potter, may not have any liberal ideas and must accept intelligent design on the proof of the convenient banana.
    just call it by it’s name: it’s a one-way-blog.
    don’t preach about freedom when all you guys do is condemning everything that doesn’t comply with your intuitive, hand-picked bible-crapology

  6. Peter June 6th, 2007 8:00 PM

    Here is Peter from Vienna again – Homosexuality in prison is as old as prisons are – and you find homosexuality in all prisons all over the globe. (By the way – I dont like homosexuality, I prefer nice women).
    Please can you explain “Murderous Gay Nazi Cannibals” – what does that mean?? Nazis hated and hunted gays – they put them into labour camps. Cannibals lived in the past, some Indio- and Papua tribes were cannibals – in the Amazon rainforest and in the mountains of New Guinea. You can find gays all over the globe, in all cultures and in all times – homosexulatity goes even back to biblical times.
    Homosexuality is forbidden in the Koran as well, not only in the Bible. You remember, Hitler arrested all gays in Germany in the 40ies. He said the same like you. He put them into labour- or extermination camps and many of them died. Monkeys and dogs have gay-sex as well, everybody knows that. Are animals against Intelligent Design?? The big problem is, your general knowledge is pretty poor, you are not good informed, cause you dont travel and you dont read many books.

  7. Bean-O June 6th, 2007 11:58 PM

    The simple fact is if the United States made homosexuality and in specific, gay marriage illegal that would be a violation of the UN Human Rights.

    Article 16.

    (1) Human beings of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and to found a family. They are entitled to equal rights as to marriage, during marriage and at its dissolution.

    (2) Marriage shall be entered into only with the free and full consent of the intending spouses.

    (3) The family is the natural and fundamental group unit of society and is entitled to protection by society and the State.

    Now I know STR simply LOATHES the UN, but the United Nations were founded by America and are supported mostly by America so if the US would make that anti-gay-marriage law it would violate the same international human rights law that we made. It would be like saying “Hey, your country has to comply to all of these HR laws we made, but WE don’t.” Then other countries would feel justified to take human rights away again and that would cause the rise of fascism. (and we all know that in spite of believing in almost EVERYTHING that Hitler preached, you STR guys simply hate fascism)

    As for Homosexuality in prison, I think that it is horrible what goes on nowadays when people get raped by inmates of their own gender. The people who do that are sadistic and deserve to have their sentences extended and they should be isolated (the death penalty is another option).

    As for the conjugal visits, I honestly find that weird but as long as it’s consentual, what’s the problem?

  8. Galenda June 7th, 2007 1:59 AM

    Some good american code from plan9 by bell-labs under the Lucent Licenese:

    (Deleted, the admin).

  9. Proud German June 7th, 2007 7:22 AM

    One point: The two terms “gay” and “nazi” don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t fit together. The politics the nazis had against gay people was just what you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like, BBN.

    The German Guy
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  10. Thomas June 8th, 2007 10:40 AM

    That’s the point Proud German. As you know, the way these people think comes scaringly close to horrifying regimes like the Nazi’s.

    Only if they’d realise that. O well, luckily this neocon Christian rightwing movement is gradually losing influence.

    Greetings from liberal Holland,
    Thomas van der Meer

  11. Jesus Christ June 10th, 2007 10:45 AM

    your so ignorant my god….. gays should have rights just not religous ones! i dont care if so chick kooch munches or if some guy takes it up the ass as long as i dont have to hear about it!
    be mature

    o and where in the bible does it say how we should treat gays you republicunt bitch?

    email me the verse at dholt541@msn.com

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