Pollocks And Teletubbies – Better Late Than Never
They say that Pollocks are stupid but they’re just a little slow, that’s all.? While I’m thinking about it, I heard this one from a fella in my Promise Keepers group – Didja hear the one about the Pollock bulimia?? She threw up before she ate!? HA HA!? Oh, my!? I told that one at the dinner table the other night and Mrs. Neck laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to stop from choking!
Anyway, like I was saying – Pollocks aint stupid it just takes a lot of time to get something through that thick Pollock skull.? Case in point – Ewa Sowinska who’s the spokesgirl for some children’s rights group over there in extra chromosome country just figured out that Tinky Winky is a fag!? I ain’t sure if they just learned how to read or something but we known that for eight years!
Most lie-beras think that a boy carrying a purse ain’t no big thing.? They’re wrong.? Boys who carry purses are fags.? Men carry wallets.? Anything that don’t fit in your wallet or your can’t carry in your hands stays in the truck.? End of story.? Y’all will find some kind of other argument, I’m sure,?but take a look at this video of these telefaggots have tongue-to-anus sex!
WARNING – THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT TELETUBBIE SEX
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Weasel yer way out of THAT one, sodomites!? And if you watched that then you’re going to Hell.? Y’all oughta know better than to look at something like that.
And if that’s not enough, I guess these telefaggots?dance to vile Negro “rap” music complete with profanity.
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Y’all call this Children’s programming!!??? Well, I guess that’s probably par for the course.? That’s why we only have SkyAngel and a shortwave radio in our house.? Ain’t none of my kids are getting anywhere near the Pervert Broadcasting System!
God is Love!
BBN
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Aren’t the Telletubbies long discontinued?
Besides which I always thought that show was completely retarded. I mean SERIOUSLY retarded.
But honestly, I’m 100% sure that the second and third videos are dubbed over with rap by Youtube users just to make fun of the show, not even the most fucked up children’s show would have swearwords in it.
“Anything that don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t fit in your wallet or your can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t carry in your hands stays in the truck.”
Cmon were do you keap your knife, lighter, gun and cellphone? A real man have pleanty of pockets and/or a tool belt. You only need a purse if you ware a dress
So now they?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re making cheap jokes about Poland. Phew, luckily I know the country and guess what? They?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re not slow.
The jerry Falwell article for sure is hilarious.
In an article called Parents Alert: Tinky Winky Comes Out of the Closet, he says: “He is purple – the gay-pride colour; and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay-pride symbol.”
They have a color and a symbol? Wow, that means we have a real organisation here. :)
In the same article he also condemned the US animated show South Park as “vile and impudent”.
He forgot funny as hell. At least South Park brings over the truth. In a very sadistic way…
Most lie-beras think that a boy carrying a purse ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t no big thing. They?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re wrong. Boys who carry purses are fags. Men carry wallets. Anything that don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t fit in your wallet or your can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t carry in your hands stays in the truck. End of story. Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all will find some kind of other argument, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure, but take a look at this video of these telefaggots have tounge-to-anus sex!
1. That jeans has more than one bag, moron.
2. Interpreting scenes from what is basically a cartoon is fun, eh?
And if you watched that then you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re going to Hell.
Panzergrenadiere sterben nicht, sie fahren nur zur H??lle und formieren sich neu!
Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all call this Children?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s programming!!??
More like programm.
MY opinion on this bull****: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m too old for teletubbies. The show sucks. And the broadcaster said it a long time ago: No sexual innendos are shown in this show. SO basically, we have another cause of unneccessary panic here.
And the two videos with the rap music aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even original but made by someone with too much free time…
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Still waiting for THE UNIT…
I agree Bean-O!
And even the FIRST vid seems sped-up, or somehow otherwise messed with to me! ..
Teletubbies was never my favourite kids show, and I shudder to think on the fact that a good friend of mine has collected all manner of Teletubbie merchandise, for her GROWN SONS, {no daughters}, as AN INVESTMENT FOR THEM, as part of their security for their future!!! ~I STILL can’t get over how lame I think that idea is!! {she began this endeavor yeeeeears ago!} OY!
Teaching your children to LOVE is the BEST thing ANYone can do for them! Go LIGHTY on the kids programming intake. And STOP the HATE and IGNORANT BIGOTRY already! {NEWSFLASH!: WHITE people create cRAP “MUSIC” TOOO ya know!}
BIGOTRY IS IGNORANCE, and that’s no bliss!
Peace!
> WARNING – THIS VIDEO CONTAINS EXPLICIT TELETUBBIE SEX
This line made me laugh out loud. Nice article!
“Einmaliger”,
I don’t know what’s so funny about sex in a childrens TV program!
To all the others: Why can’t you just admit, that we are right! The “Telefaggots” are corrupting our children!
Shelley
Shelly on the general point I agree with you
“?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Telefaggots?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? are corrupting our children!”
I whont lett my children see any program where color-condoms run around. But do you have any good surgestions on programs that transmit the right patriotic values?
So you really are as stupid as I thought.
I have never commented on this site before, but seriously, you’re blaming the teletubbies for homosexuality? It’s a children’s program, and tinkywinkie -orwhateverhisnameis is just tickling that green thing’s butt: YOU are making the, rather perverted, link that this is a sexual gesture. And Negro’s are people too, they came to America, probably the same way you did. And the telefaggots, well I think the show sucks big time, and not in the way you’re thinking. Homosexuality is not something you can learn, it is in you, and you can try to hide or ‘cure’ it, but it’ll always be there. It’s nature babe.
Now, as a Dutch, gay, Agnostic, conservative socialist and a cub scout-leader I tell you you are being a very silly girl and you should go sit in the naughty corner for a bit, until you have calmed down. Also I want to tell you that I find it inappropriate for a woman to show her hatred, please try and be more feminine.
Thank you.
Yer a regular Inestine to figure that one out!
Mrs. Goodman, I already contacted Interpol so don’t you worry about it none. Even Dutch kids don’t deserve to be sexually abused. The only thing this guy’s gonna be commenting on soon is that his prision uniform clashes with his handcuffs.
Haha! Riiight, well fortunately for me I don’t live in America, so I’m invulnerable to stone age religion; that blames a tv-show for corrupting their children’s sexual preferance. Like they say: “Only in America”
I’m okay with it if you think fags are evil, it doesn’t matter, and I don’t think it matters to any non-Christian what a Christian thinks. It is kind of sad though, that you immediately go into defense mode and throw child abuse in my face. How rude.
“Mrs. Goodman, I already contacted Interpol so don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you worry about it none. Even Dutch kids don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t deserve to be sexually abused.”
BBN, he’s a homosexual, which means he likes other GUYS, not children. What you’re thinking about is what you are, a pedophile!
Stop lusting on little children, you sick pervert!
You make me sick!!
Diabolus mos molest quod eat vos totus! Animadverto vos in abyssus!
http://www.gorgoroth.org/releases/samples/wound_upon_wound.mp3
BBN, you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re forgetting one thing: Dutch police is not like Texanian Sherrifs. They use their brain. And Interpol is using it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s brain, too. Most probably they will have a good laugh at your stupidity . If they have a good day, they will also explain you that being gay does not exclude you from having a job in the Netherlands.
SO remember: Holland =/ Texas
Well, you are also a little bit slow Billy Bob REDNeck, but anyway, God forgives everybody, so don’t care about it so much.
THIS is the STR we want. Fucking HILLARIOUS article. Laughed my ass off.
But yeah, Teletubbies do suck.
Yeah, this article gave me a good case of the ROFLs.
The weird thing is that I thought that they’d discontinue the show by now because of how idiotic it is. But meh, they certainly aren’t turning anyone gay.
here some code from linux under the gpl for entertaiment
int cap_capset_check (struct task_struct *target, kernel_cap_t *effective,
kernel_cap_t *inheritable, kernel_cap_t *permitted)
{
/* Derived from krnel/capability.c:sys_capset. */
/* verify restrictions on target's new Inheritable set */
if (!cap_issubset (*inhritable,
cap_combine (target->cap_inheritable,
current->cap_permitted))) {
return -EPERM;
}
/* verify restrictions on target's new Permitted set */
if (!cap_issubset (*permitted,
cap_combine (target->cap_permitted,
current->cap_permitted))) {
return -EPERM;
}
/* verify the _new_Effctive_ is a subset of the _new_Permitted_ */
if (!cap_issubset (*effective, *permitted)) {
return -EPERM;
}
return 0;
}
HA THAT WAS FUNNY
“And if that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s not enough, I guess these telefaggots dance to vile Negro ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?rap?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? music complete with profanity”
NEGRO RAP MUSIC? WELL “BILLY BOB” IF THIS WAS 1965 YOUR TERMINOLOGY MIGHT FIT. IT’S A KIDS SHOW, THAT’S ALL. IF ALL YOU EXPOSING YOUR KIDS TO IS A HAM RADIO THAN YOU HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN THE TELETUBBIES DO.
damn, of all the time i waste on youtube, i havent found many things that funny. this stuff is gold. kudos to you bbn good find
Right. First, they’re “Poles” not “Pollocks” (not to be confused with what you type, “bollocks.” And poles aren’t slow and they are VERY hard working and generally a nice bunch having worked with a few.
I’m Polish, you stupid bitch,
and I’m sure as hell more educated and far more intelligent than you are.
For your information, I happen to be at the top of my class, with a 4.0 gpa. i have an IQ of 117 and i sure as hell could tell you more accurate things about “God” than you know, and I’m an atheist. And I know you think that these facts would just be things like, “god doesn’t exist, you’re stupid for thinking so,” that’s just another example of your ignorance. i’ll tell you what your “God” had intended for you to believe in, if i’m pretending to actually believe in the shit, and i’ll tell you what your “God” would be frowning upon right now as he sees you poisoning the minds of “his children” with all of this nonsense.
A big Fuck You from Poland!
You’re not a pollak. If you really were, you would have said “A big Fuck Me from Poland”.
And a happy go fuck yourself to you too. Or have someone give you a hand.
Fuck you, StR. I’ve got Poland in my blood. What do you have, besides inbreeding?
I’d like thank you for using racial slurs in your post. It really highlights your intellect. I also love your combo words like lie-berals. That is good humor.
Finally, go fuck yourself.