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		<title>By: Reasonable Person</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99311120</link>
		<dc:creator>Reasonable Person</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+speak+and+write+the+english+language+without+looking+like+a+drunk+and+retarded+5th+grader

Here, you at STR MIGHT be needing this :) hope it helps</description>
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<p>Here, you at STR MIGHT be needing this :) hope it helps</p>
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		<title>By: Her-Excellency</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99198870</link>
		<dc:creator>Her-Excellency</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gee... I couldn&#039;t tell at all. You guys can&#039;t spell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gee&#8230; I couldn&#8217;t tell at all. You guys can&#8217;t spell.</p>
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		<title>By: sara carter</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-99142385</link>
		<dc:creator>sara carter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lamest attempt to fool people in the history of douche bags. BBN you truly are a lame ass loser.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lamest attempt to fool people in the history of douche bags. BBN you truly are a lame ass loser.</p>
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		<title>By: Zachery</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-89393</link>
		<dc:creator>Zachery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 16:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your &quot;hacked&quot; page looks like it was written by a 2 year old i mean come on YOUR SO STUPID ITS STUPID is probably the most retarded line in history * next to PRAISE JESUS*

another thing &quot;HA! Y?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥all thought we?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥d really hacked but we was playing a trick on you!  That was us pretending to be hackers.  Pretty good job, too!

Hoo-boy!  Who says we don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t have no fun!&quot; that quote looks like it was written by some drunken redneck am i supposed to assume that all republicans are like you? Over zealous redneck asshole who don&#039;t know a thing about what they complain about?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your &#8220;hacked&#8221; page looks like it was written by a 2 year old i mean come on YOUR SO STUPID ITS STUPID is probably the most retarded line in history * next to PRAISE JESUS*</p>
<p>another thing &#8220;HA! Y?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥all thought we?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥d really hacked but we was playing a trick on you!  That was us pretending to be hackers.  Pretty good job, too!</p>
<p>Hoo-boy!  Who says we don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t have no fun!&#8221; that quote looks like it was written by some drunken redneck am i supposed to assume that all republicans are like you? Over zealous redneck asshole who don&#8217;t know a thing about what they complain about?</p>
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		<title>By: Marc</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 07:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>since it runns on a unix-server, I rather advise:

&lt;b&gt;xxxxxxxx&lt;/b&gt; (works only as root ;) )

atlernatively you could do a 
&lt;b&gt;xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx&lt;/b&gt;

i promis, noone will ever hack your webpage again ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>since it runns on a unix-server, I rather advise:</p>
<p><b>xxxxxxxx</b> (works only as root ;) )</p>
<p>atlernatively you could do a<br />
<b>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx</b></p>
<p>i promis, noone will ever hack your webpage again ;)</p>
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		<title>By: religiousrespect</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-88130</link>
		<dc:creator>religiousrespect</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 05:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey Billy bob, if you wanna make ur website hacker free,

open teh command prompt and type

del c:/

and say yes to the confirmation.

It works!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey Billy bob, if you wanna make ur website hacker free,</p>
<p>open teh command prompt and type</p>
<p>del c:/</p>
<p>and say yes to the confirmation.</p>
<p>It works!</p>
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		<title>By: TheJudge</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-77998</link>
		<dc:creator>TheJudge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are a very pathetic man making all those dull posts to pretend to be talking with other people while you are just a single idiot.

Republicans are retarded but that doesn&#039;t make you fun, in fact, you suck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are a very pathetic man making all those dull posts to pretend to be talking with other people while you are just a single idiot.</p>
<p>Republicans are retarded but that doesn&#8217;t make you fun, in fact, you suck.</p>
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		<title>By: luis navarro</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-77736</link>
		<dc:creator>luis navarro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 20:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello, them greeting by far respect, I am Mexican, I hope that my commentary is not discriminated for being Mexican, it pardons my bad writing. they do not criticize to linux, affluent informense before commenting, the Vatican one now uses linux, until the Pope benetict XVI approves, linux was not done in Europe, as they know that software uses bin laden? and like it is possible that they cannot catch it? this same page works with linux the wise people? thanks to linux this page does not count on errors, Microsoft does not have the support to the 100% to maintain a page, linux and mac if they have it you know that if you have linux you do not need antivirus? this verified that but of 98% of robbed information comes from computers with operating system Windows. I am not to favor nor against any operating system, both are good, I am engineer in systems, of which I am spoken. receive an affectionate greeting, a hug and suplico they inquire well before commenting.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello, them greeting by far respect, I am Mexican, I hope that my commentary is not discriminated for being Mexican, it pardons my bad writing. they do not criticize to linux, affluent informense before commenting, the Vatican one now uses linux, until the Pope benetict XVI approves, linux was not done in Europe, as they know that software uses bin laden? and like it is possible that they cannot catch it? this same page works with linux the wise people? thanks to linux this page does not count on errors, Microsoft does not have the support to the 100% to maintain a page, linux and mac if they have it you know that if you have linux you do not need antivirus? this verified that but of 98% of robbed information comes from computers with operating system Windows. I am not to favor nor against any operating system, both are good, I am engineer in systems, of which I am spoken. receive an affectionate greeting, a hug and suplico they inquire well before commenting.</p>
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		<title>By: Proud German</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-77680</link>
		<dc:creator>Proud German</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:55:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, but I knew that you weren?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t hacked 2 seconds after trying to access the site. No hacker talks that retarded. Sorry, but if you fake something, put some effort into it. Perhaps it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•ll be more effective then.

@Tristan: What about the hackers that are helping the government to find security holes in their systems and to get the really criminal ones?

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, but I knew that you weren?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t hacked 2 seconds after trying to access the site. No hacker talks that retarded. Sorry, but if you fake something, put some effort into it. Perhaps it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•ll be more effective then.</p>
<p>@Tristan: What about the hackers that are helping the government to find security holes in their systems and to get the really criminal ones?</p>
<p>The German Guy<br />
IMPEACH BUSH!</p>
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		<title>By: Ahmen Reifal</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-77669</link>
		<dc:creator>Ahmen Reifal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha!
I was totally fooled.
After seeing the &#039;hack&#039; I went and burned down the building where my local computer club meets. As is written in the Koran:

[54:7] With their eyes humiliated, they come out of the graves like scattered locusts.

I guess I&#039;ll have to apologise now! I hope they see the funny side.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha!<br />
I was totally fooled.<br />
After seeing the &#8216;hack&#8217; I went and burned down the building where my local computer club meets. As is written in the Koran:</p>
<p>[54:7] With their eyes humiliated, they come out of the graves like scattered locusts.</p>
<p>I guess I&#8217;ll have to apologise now! I hope they see the funny side.</p>
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		<title>By: mentally stable</title>
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		<dc:creator>mentally stable</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 13:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who the hell is that supposed to fool. for a start hackers can at least spell, there not the average moron like you get on this site</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who the hell is that supposed to fool. for a start hackers can at least spell, there not the average moron like you get on this site</p>
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		<title>By: Billy Bob Neck</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-77618</link>
		<dc:creator>Billy Bob Neck</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha ha!  Guess some of you liberals ain&#039;t so smart as ya thought!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha!  Guess some of you liberals ain&#8217;t so smart as ya thought!</p>
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		<title>By: Ghandi's nephew</title>
		<link>http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/2007/04/01/april-fools.aspx/comment-page-1#comment-77478</link>
		<dc:creator>Ghandi's nephew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was totally tricked! And a bit distraught as well. Even when I saw that the so-called hackers were flaunting their &quot;linex&quot; and &quot;mozilla&quot; credentials I should have twigged it was a fool&#039;s joke, but I didn&#039;t! Well done!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was totally tricked! And a bit distraught as well. Even when I saw that the so-called hackers were flaunting their &#8220;linex&#8221; and &#8220;mozilla&#8221; credentials I should have twigged it was a fool&#8217;s joke, but I didn&#8217;t! Well done!</p>
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