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Imagine a world where everyone had a gun!¬¨‚Ć If you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re one of the silent majority that read this site, you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re probably saying to yourself, ‚Äö?Ñ??but we got kicked OUT of the Garden of Eden!‚Äö?Ñ??¬¨‚Ć If you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re one of the vocal, whiny, homo lie-berals that think they‚Äö?Ñ?¥re so dang smart, you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re probably shivering under the covers hugging a copy of The Muppets Take Manhattan.¬¨‚Ć Well, welcome Kennesaw, Georgia ‚Äö?Ñ?¨ Gun Town USA ‚Äö?Ñ?¨ where in 1982 they passed a law that every head of the household had to own and maintain a gun.¬¨‚Ć And guess what, 25 years later crime is down by half!¬¨‚Ć ‚Äö?Ñ??That‚Äö?Ñ?¥s because people are afraid to leave their houses,‚Äö?Ñ?? you‚Äö?Ñ?¥re probably lisping.¬¨‚Ć Exactly.¬¨‚Ć People who stay in their homes ain‚Äö?Ñ?¥t out on the street raping grandmothers and selling drugs to pre-schoolers because they‚Äö?Ñ?¥re staying home.¬¨‚Ć More proof that an armed society is a polite society.

Briefly Patriotic – Gun Town USA!

Warning: This article contains pornographic references. Please only read if you can stand the ugliness of French Canada.

Dear Friends,

I probably don’t need to warn you about our dumb neighbor to the north, but I want to remind you how harmful they can be to our children.
Last week I caught my daughter Lisa watching the “Kenny Vs. Spenny” television show. She told me that they are very funny, but thankfully I have a suspicious mind, as you know and I investigated a little. What I found out is more than shocking!

I always know that the Canadians don’t adhere much to the laws of the Bible and don’t give much about morals and decency but I was honestly surprised that crap like Kenny vs. Spenny can legally be aired on Canadian television. I don’t even know where to start. Kenny is definitely worst than Spenny (what kind of name is that by the way?). They are French-Canadians from Toronto. Kenny insults decency and God all the time! He refers to the Lord Jesus as “my bitch” and tells his audience that he hates God and he tortures his “friend” Spenny. He is just a vile and disgusting person, maybe even worse then Bill Clinton!

It’s getting worse: In that TV show they also worship Satan. Yes, they do. In the show: “Who can stay in a haunted house the longest” Kenny sacrifices a lamb and dances around a pentagram. Can you allow this to happen, folks? I don’t think so. I am confident that this show will never be aired in the USA, but we can’t be sure. I want you to become active and keep our airwaves clean!

You might ask yourself: How did I punish my daughter for watching this filth when she knew better? I am not proud of myself but I had to punish her severely. I had to ask my husband Steven to beat her with his belt and she is grounded for the next 6 month. Now you will have plenty of time to read in the bible.

This might sound harsh to you but it’s the only way to make a decent person out of her! Children need discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the child!

Please also read and listen to the following “Briefly Patriotic” from my friend, Billy Bob Neck:

• Briefly Patriotic – The 2007 TV Decency Survey
• Briefly Patriotic – Democrats Should Be Spanked!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

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Picture/Video sources (except Parental Advisory image): Kenny VS. Spennny.tv

Heavenly Father
Today we thank you for guiding the hand of our Founding Fathers in creating the American system of Goverment
A system that ensures that even when retarded and wrong-headed idiots think they know what’s best for America Your will gets done
And that President Bush, by Your word, will veto the spending bill passed by cut and run Defeatocrats
We understand that you sent America to bring Democracy to the Middle East
And to spread the word of Your grace and power to ignorant towelheads
Like Moses before the lying Pharoh
President Bush will keep saying “Let my people go” until the terrorists bow down before You and beg for Your mercy
And acknowledge you as the One True God who rules over the Earth
True Christians understand that America stays until everyone prays

Amen

God is Love
BBN

Friends,

It’s an ugly word isnt it? Persecution.

When I read it, I think about all the evil things that man has done to his fellow man. Who could forget six million Jews killed by evil Germans? Who could forget the cries for help of the millions of Iraquis suffering under the crushing islamofascist reigeme of Saddam Hussein. And what about all those pre-born babies who just because they are small and easily picked on, they get turned into stem-cells for some mad-science experiments.

PERSECUTION VICTIM Michael Behe is a leading scientist and proponent of Intelligent Design. He was criticized by an atheist judge for his devout belief in Jesus Christ. Judge Jones denied us Christians to have and teach our own science. These lies have been continued on Wikipedia, the web’s on-line liberal lie-library. This is a clear and profoundly disturbing form of persecution.

While this suffering and evil should be plain to every single American conservative, there’s a group who did want to turn a blind-eye to this suffering: the liberals. They were the folks who were quite content to let the Jews and the Iraqis suffer in their millions. It took a man with real compassion, George W. Bush to end the suffering. Thanks to Conservatives Iraqis and Jews live in peace and prosperity, and best of all millions of pre-born babies are saved a fate worse than death.

Yes, my friends persecution is very real all over the world and we conservatives have done much to make the world a better place, but there is one group more persecuted than any of the above. You do not have to travel very far to see their suffering because this persecution is happening right under our noses.

It’s a plain simple fact that there is no group in the whole history of America more persecuted than American Protestants. It’s a fact that we bear the brunt of abuse and prejudice from a liberal minority who have a disproportionate influence on our government, education and our most cherished institutions. Isnt it a coincidence that the people who are persecuting us are the very same people who wanted the Iraquis and Jews to suffer.

PERSECUTION VICTIM Tom Delay was the subject of an organized campaign to discredit his reputation. Liberals opposed his aggressive campaign of electoral reform and were determined in order to maintain their corrupt practices. Tom DeLay credits his faith in God as the reason he was able to bounce back so quickly: Tom is now a patron of ShelleyPAC, the leading family-values think-tank.

You dont have to take my word for it. Consider the words of Tom Delay, one of America’s most trusted statesmen:

“We are after all a society that abides abortion on demand, that has killed millions of innocent children, that degrades the institution of marriage and often treats Christianity like some second-rate superstition. Seen from this perspective, of course there is a war on Christianity,”

PERSECUTOR We at STR.com have been the victims of persecution. This man who calls himself “The Friendly Atheist” has written shocking things about our own dear Shelley. He is part of the evil atheist conspiracy which aims to destroy our ability to reveal the truth about what is happening in America.

Did you get that? The liberals are waging war on is! Tom Delay is absolutely correct to label us as the Jews for the 21st Centruary. What else can you call it when a liberal conspiracy is working 25 hours a day to systematically trash the reputations of Bible-believing Christians like Mr. Delay. What else can you call it other than a conspiracy.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

I was telling a friend of mine in The Promise Keepers about this evil “Idol Gives Back” thing where everytime you vote you kill and innocent pre-born.? He got all kinds of?het up about it all.? It’s kinda hard when he gets worked up cuz he’s got what the courts call an “anger management problem”.? The sad thing is that he didn’t do it but a half dozen times and the next thing you know he’s talking to some lesbian headshinker who likes to say words like “anger management problem”.? “Billy Bob,” he says to me, “I feel madder when I leave that place then when I go into it!? I mean sometimes I’d just like to -” then he catches himself and we get down on our knees to ask Jesus to calm him and to thank God he ain’t got jail time.

One of the outlets he’s been trying is writing and, lemme tell ya, he’s a regular Tim LaHaye when the spirit gets in him!? So, before he wound up in county for trying to rearrange Simon Fowl’s face, I told him he might wanna something a little more productive and less prosecutable, like write to the folks at Life Decision International and thank them for organizing the boycott.? And that’s what he did!

Hi,

Thanks for putting together this boycott of the Idol Gives Back program.? I can’t agree strongly enough that UNICEF and Save the Children should not be given money to save the lives of poor starving children if they’re only going to grow up to kill their babies anyway.? It’s much better for those children to die than allow them to grow up and murder innocent pre-borns.

Most of the African children aren’t even civilized enough to know who Jesus is – that, alone, warrants their death.? To not know that Jesus loves them means that they have willfully closed their ears and hearts and not heard Jesus desperately trying to save them.? Too many people believe that missionaries need to spread the Word of God and that, as you know, is just not true.? Every single child born into this foul and wicked world knows who Jesus is but they are trained at an early age to forget the promise He makes to us when we first breathe the air of worldliness – believe in Me and ye shall have eternal life.

Yes, it saddens me that that millions of children will needlessly die of starvation and disease, but you’ve got to be cruel to be kind!¬¨‚Ć Perhaps, just before the final, agonizing moments of their life, as they struggle to breathe and stare into the face of their helpless and Godless parents, they will see the face of God and see what they were trained to be blind to and asked the God they never knew about for forgiveness.

I thank God that you have the strength and morality to protest this travesty of “helping”.? Only by allowing these children to die can we be assured that millions of pre-borns won’t meet the same fate.

Now y’all are so jaded that you probably think that ain’t nobody cares when you send them something, but that just ain’t true.? The very next (boy, that email is fast!) somebody sent him an email back!

Thank you very much! As you might expect, we are being attacked by both pro-abortion people (not unexpected) and people who claim to be pro-life (we “are being too picky,” “look like fools,” “are an embarrassment to real Christians everywhere,” etc.). Your encouraging e-mail is a true inspiration.

God bless you!

Brian York
Administrative Assistant

So, take the time to say thank you to someone that’s trying to make the world a better place.? A simple word of acknowledgement?can give a lift to someone working to?stop the wholesale brutal, sadistic slaughter of pre-born stem cells or making sure that lesbian gym teachers don’t have sex with our precious daughters.

It don’t take long and it don’t cost you a thing!

So – thanks, Mrs. Goodman!? I appreciate your service to God and country!

God is Love
BBN

Dear Readers

Since when is it not OK to voice an unpopular opinion in America? I certainly can agree with Fred Phelps and his family, he speaks his mind and does not back down because most others disagree with him. That is what the Freedom of Speech is all about! We don’t need the Freedom of Speech for swapping recopies and liberal TV game shows. We need to make sure that everybody keeps the right to speak out! The Fred Phelps community has become the victim of liberal hate-attacks and that is just not right. If you disagree with him, don’t listen to him, period!

Militant gays attacked the Phelps church. I don’t care what Fred said, people that attack the house of God are my enemies!

The 3 pics above: Phelps grandkids in Iowa City, Iowa
I was there, we had a hell of a time!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

(Picture Source: http://www.godhatesfags.com)

… why we are fighting the war on terror in Iraq.

This is why:

We can not allow those towel-heads to terrorize future generations. We MUST kill terrorism one rag-head at the time!

Actress Brittany Murphy conquered her fear of flying by praying. Murphy was always very afraid to fly but now puts all her trust in God.

Contactmusic.com quotes her as saying: ‘I’ve got over it. Now when I get on the plane, I say a prayer until I know we are up safely. I have a lot of faith and pray a lot. So I gave my trust to God and I ask him to carry the plane safely to the destination.’

youtube is the equivilent of Sodom and Gommorah on the internet and as far as I’m concerned AOL shouldn’t let it on the internet.¬¨‚Ć Case in point is this Jewish guy, Richard Zimmerman, who’s put up all these videos that mock God, his followers and anybody that believes in Goodness.¬¨‚Ć Outside of the fact he don’t make no sense, he’s a liar.¬¨‚Ć He put up a song called Creation Science 101 that (he thinks) proves that God did not make the world in seven days.¬¨‚Ć He missed one big point, though – GOD MADE THE WORLD IN SEVEN DAYS!!

As I sat there stewing and getting madder and madder, Jesus came into my heart and he told me, “Billy Bob, my daddy’s gonna take care of the Jew so don’t you fret about that.¬¨‚Ć Y’all just do what you do best – tell the truth and make it sound pretty.”¬¨‚Ć I felt the anger and burning hatred leave me and, in its place, this song came to me.

So, if y’all need to prove to some Hell-bound sodomite that evolution is a great big stinking pile of demon crap, just pick up your guitar and¬¨‚Ćsing ‘em this song.¬¨‚Ć They’re either gonna accept Jesus right on the spot or running screaming from the room for the shelter of the closet crackhouse!

God is Love!
BBN

You can‚Äö?Ñ?¥t say it enough times ‚Äö?Ñ?¨ the devil‚Äö?Ñ?¥s gonna come with a pleasing face.¬¨‚Ć American Idol proves that every week.¬¨‚Ć Not only do they support Al Qaeda by allowing a towelhead contestant, they also support the American Holocaust through their Idol Gives Back program.¬¨‚Ć Now, yer supposed to get all warm and fuzzy because the money they collect will help the poor and starving in America and third world countries ‚Äö?Ñ?¨ but they don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t tell you that UNICEF and falsely named Save The Children foundation support the killing of pre-borns!¬¨‚Ć I hope you‚Äö?Ñ?¥ll join the pious and Godly and not donate to the Idol Gives Back program.¬¨‚Ć If we feed them starving kids they‚Äö?Ñ?¥ll only grow up to kill their innocent pre-borns.¬¨‚Ć And if since they‚Äö?Ñ?¥ll kill their pre-borns, they deserve to die anyway.

Briefly Patriotic – Idol Gives Death

Friends,

As the dust settles it is time to take-stock of the horrors that befell the families of those killed and injured in the Virginia Tech shootings: it’s time for sober reflection on the terrible events of last week. We must ask ourselves difficult questions, such as what went wrong and what must we do to prevent this sort of violence from ever happening again.

I’ve heard liberals say that we cannot prevent gun violence without gun control, but is that really true? Or is it yet more of the social irresponsibility that has rendered liberals unelectable political outsiders for longer than I care to remember.

We at STR.com would like to propose a real solution to the problem of escalating teen violence, and unlike the liberal lies, our solution is built on the most solid of all foundations: The Holy Bible.

The Friendly Atheist? It’s only natural that a student brought up without the guiding light of Jesus, and in a death-culture of instant on-demand abortion would think nothing of massacring a few fellow students. How many more massacres are we going to permit before America realizes the threat posed by the evil atheist minority?

Without God’s law, and a moral compass, what prevents yet another atheist rampage of death? How long before this so-called Friendly Atheist becomes America’s next mass-murderer? It is time to defend ourselves against the risk these dangerous atheists pose.

Actually, the solution is perfectly clear. We need increased profiling of America’s teens. We need to spot at-risk teens before they become a problem by looking out for the classic warning signs that they may be considering an act of terrorism.

We need to build an extensive database of teens who look like they might be intending to reject Church teachings. This may require a large investment in homeland security, but imagine the advantages of being able to keep track of the punks, deviants and goths in your area.

This teenager is showing the classic signs of pre-terrorism. Her speech has begun to sound a little gay / English. She has begun to wear strange and outlandish clothing called ‘goth-rags’, and he has a poor record of Church attendance. Under our proposed system, this kid would be singled out for special treatment at a community-run Salvation camp. Please see this article for more information about goths.

Kids who have been flagged as high-risk can be sent to local community-run “Salvation Camps”, where kids can get to know Jesus again and gain a deep insight into American family values.

But who would run these camps? Certainly not the government. We need a new system of moral guardians that reflects our community values, not the values of a homosexual liberal east-coast elite. We suggest that the church elders of every community should have the power to elect local citizens who can act as moral guardians. These guardians would be tasked with the prevention of vice and the promotion of Christian virtue.

These young men are guests of our Salvation Camp. They have been put to work on a local farm as a way of saying sorry to Jesus for their liberal attitudes. Over a period of three months of hard-work and intensive Bible study, we will crush liberal attitudes and sexual deviancy away.

Wouldn’t that be a great solution? Imagine how perfect the would would be if any time we were tempted to sin there would be a helping-hand to guide us back on to the narrow-path to salvation. Could there possibly be any crime if everybody was a Bible believing Christian? Of course not – it’s just impossible for a true believer to break the law.

Shelley and I have prayed long and hard, and we know that this is exactly the kind of policy that will guarantee yet another term of Republican leadership. Your donatios this month will help us lobby Republican representatives and Senators to get the policies that Jesus wants made into law.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Briefly Patriotic God Flash – Bye Bye Commie

This is Billy Bob Neck with a special God-Flash – Boris Yeltsin‚Äö?Ñ?¥s dead and as far as I‚Äö?Ñ?¥m concerned that‚Äö?Ñ?¥s the best way for a commie to be ‚Äö?Ñ?¨ dead.¬¨‚Ć Oh, I know y‚Äö?Ñ?¥all are gonna start yelling about how Yeltsin was the first democratically elected ‚Äö?Ñ??president‚Äö?Ñ?? of ‚Äö?Ñ??Russia‚Äö?Ñ??, but stuffing a pipe through a coon dog‚Äö?Ñ?¥s head and throwing him in the water don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t make him a fish.¬¨‚Ć When Adolph Hitler gets unfroze liberals gonna rush to his defense and start screeching about how ‚Äö?Ñ??just because he was a Nazi before don‚Äö?Ñ?¥t necessarily mean he‚Äö?Ñ?¥s a Nazi now‚Äö?Ñ??.¬¨‚Ć Like all Russians, the man was a godless, commie alcoholic and ain‚Äö?Ñ?¥t nobody with a lick of sense elects a president that‚Äö?Ñ?¥s an alcoholic.¬¨‚Ć So, good riddance, commie.¬¨‚Ć I‚Äö?Ñ?¥m betting that the Devil‚Äö?Ñ?¥s kept an extra hot place in Hell just for you!