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Two years ago today, the United States Government?succeeded in torturing?a vibrant young woman in the prime of her life to death.? She didn’t break no laws.? She didn’t hurt nobody.? So what was her crime?? She didn’t commit a crime.? Her husband just got tired of her so he asked the?activist judges?to kill her and they said sure, why not.

We’re all responsible for killing Terri Schiavo and we should all beg God for forgiveness.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said “If you ain’t outraged, you ain’t paying attention”.? I don’t think I coulda said it any better myself.

We miss you Terri!? I hope you’ll tell Jesus that we tried everything we could!

BBN
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Briefly Patriotic – Elect Donald Rumsfeld: Trust

Friends,

I just received a disturbing email from one of our German supporters:

“Dear Shelley,
the situation is getting worst here of Germany. I was visiting the internet cafe today and I was shocked to know that your website is banned in Germany. Please find attacked an actual screenshot. It basically says that the website shelleytherepublican.com contains images and texts that will be unsuitable for citizens of the German Reich. Any attempts of reading banned websites will result in drakonian punishment. But it’s not only your website they are banning. Take a look at Cnn. What they write on Cnn.de is much different than what they write on Cnn.com. Shelley, I don’t think we can do anything about it, but at last I want you and your readers to know what is going on.
All the best from Zwickau.
Signed,
Rainer John”

I don’t like to say it but I just have to: I TOLD YOU SO! Germany is definitely turning nazi again. I keep writing about this for years!
Thanks for your letter, John. I hope you are well.

Thanks for reading.

Shelley Goodman

Mrs. Goodman’s said I oughta start posting these proper and, like the saying goes – “If she ain’t happy, nobody’s happy”!? So here goes!

Topics include
Focus on Family’s 30th anniversary
10,400 Mexicans converting to Jesus means 10,400 less Mexicans sneaking across the border
Homosexuals cause poverty
Plus a whole bunch of good music from Little Marcy, Jim Nabors and more!

And y’all can get the GodCast on iTunes.

God is Love!
BBN

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Briefly Patriotic – Elect Donald Rumsfeld: Respect

?Ivan,? Ronald Reagan whispered to himself as he headed into the House Chambers to testify before the House UnAmerican? Activities Committee, ?wish me luck, old friend.?

President Reagan never forgot his pen-pal, Ivan, who was slaughtered
by the commies in the October Revolution

The year was 1947 and America, fresh from cleaning up the filth abroad in Krautland and Japland looked inward to cleanse itself.? Commies.? Lousy, filthy, rotten, stinking, vile?commies.? While good Americans fought the good fight abroad, commies wasted no time infiltrating the culture and even the government itself.

Reagan, who?d wanted more than ever to get some Nazi or Jap blood on his hand (preferably both, he?d often say) wound up staying state-side, far from the action, making training films for our brave fighting boys.

President Reagan wanted nothing more than to personally
kill Tojo and Hitler.

?Well, General,? he said with trade-mark sincerity, ?I don?t mean to tell you your job but it seems a mighty big waste to stick an able-bodied man such as myself in front of a camera instead of the front lines.?

The General took the measure of the young captain.? True, he was strapping.? True, he?d be an asset in battle.? However, he couldn?t very well let this young subordinate make decisions for him.? Captain Reagan spent the next week doing voice-overs for syphilis cartoons which is as close to KP duty as that unit could get.

President Reagan learned early what hot-headedness got you -
narrating VD films.

The future president knew that a lot was riding on this.? Not only would this strike a blow for his dead pen-pal, Ivan, but the future of the United States?which he would some day lead.? Not only that, but a wrong word could blow his acting career?and his cover.? As president of the Screen Actors Guild, most commies found him above suspicion and actively tried to recruit him into the ?Red brotherhood?.? Reagan let them talk, listened hard?and reported back to the FBI.

His handlers worked every angle to keep him from testifying.? One wrong move and Hollywood could go commie and stay that way.? Hadn?t they already made ?Mission to Moscow??? In the end, even President Truman couldn?t find a way out.? It was a Catch-22 ? If he didn?t testify, it would look suspicious and if he did testify and didn?t play the scene to perfection then there?d be a Red behind every piece of scenery on the lot just waiting to be the one that caused the ?accident?.

President Reagan’s testimony could have endangered his life.? And on a
soundstage a murder could be made to look like an accident

They needn?t have worried, of course.? Reagan turned on the charm like the neon at the Brown Derby.? He didn?t think commies were a big problem in Hollywood but they were there.? He didn?t like ?em but this was America, right?? He wouldn?t take any guff from commies but he wouldn?t take any guff from anybody.? And then he wowed ?em with a big finish, a real tear-jerker of a speech, the kind Frank Capra would give his eye-teeth to film.

?Sir, if I might, in regard to that, say that what I was trying to express, and didn?t do very well, was also this other fear. I detest, I abhor their philosophy, but I detest more than that their tactics, which are those of the fifth column, and are dishonest, but at the same time I never as a citizen want to see our country become urged, by either fear or resentment of this group, that we ever compromise with any of our democratic principles through that fear or resentment. I still think that democracy can do it.?

Jackpot.

President Reagan’s testimony came up all sevens and he started
his pattern of making monkeys out of the commies

The FBI boys in the back of the room mopped their brows and slipped each other some skin.? ?Well, all reet!? He?s a cool customer, that Reagan guy,? said one, ?I oughta see more of his pix.?

As Reagan stood to leave, Roy Cohn sidled up beside him.? ?Heckuva job, Ronnie,? Cohn said, ?with a speech like that, you could be president some day.?

Reagan blushed and thanked him.? He looked heavenward.

?Well, Ivan,? he whispered to himself, ?I think we done good.?

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Briefly Patriotic – Elect Donald Rumsfeld: Wisdom

Friends,

We’ve all met the sort who says one thing to your face, but when your back is turned they sing a totally different tune. It’s a sad fact of life that this sort of thing happens all the time: nobody likes to be lied to. But what if it’s a whole nation that’s being betrayed?

The liberal media wants us all to think that they support America – they want us to think that they wouldn’t dare say shameful things about our President, but what do they do when they think Americans are not looking:

Ultra-leftists “Newsweek” wouldn’t dare publish a story called “Losing Afghanistan” within the USA, because they know that nobody in America would believe their lies. How is it that Newsweek feel content to publish pro-Taliban propaganda?

And now Time magazine show their true colours: The American edition lead with a story entitled “Why We Should Teach The Bible In Public School”, a sensible statement that every American who has not had their mind destroyed by liberal culture would agree with, but look at what the other editions of the same week’s Time Magazine have on their cover: Could this betrayal of American values be any more obvious?

Why are Time magazine ashamed of the Bible? Why do both Time and Newsweek promote the Taliban and make false claims that we have not already won the war in Afghanistan? I cannot think of any other answer than the fact that the editors of both of these magazines hate both America and the Freedom that George W. Bush fights to keep for us.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Briefly Patriotic – Elect Donald Rumsfeld: Experience

Today marks the 30th anniversary of the Focus on the Family ministry and we here at Shelley The Republican want to offer our heartfelt congratulations to Dr. James Dobson and thank the Lord for putting him on this Earth.? For 30 years, Dr. Dobson has worked tirelessly to let us know that the family as defined by God is on the verge of extinction.?? In those 30 years his ministry grew from a two person office in California to a 49 acre site in Colorado Springs and a staff of 1300.? Armed with a warehouse full of reasonably priced books, pamphlets, tapes, CDs, DVD, posters, prayer plans and even hats and t-shirts, Focus on the Family continues to arm the world against the armies of Satan who, if we don?t act soon, will destroy our families forever.? God bless you, Dr. Dobson and here?s to thirty more years of keeping Satan at bay

Briefly Patriotic – Focus On The Family Turns 30

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Phyllis Schlafly put her faith to action by standing for
morality as the US voted for sin.

While reading Janet Folger’s The Criminalization of Christianity: Read This Book Before It Becomes Illegal! I came across a story that I remembered but somehow let slip out of my mind.? Maybe this good old boy is getting?a little more?”old” than “boy”!? I’m kind of surprised I forgot it because it’s a perfect example of God and Democracy working hand in hand!

In 1972, the Homosexual Agenda began it’s assault on American Values by introducing the Equal Rights Amendment.? For those of you that are too young to know about it, the ERA would have legalized abortion, drafted women into the Armed Forces and encouraged women to desert their families? by mandating that they get paid the same as men.? And if that weren’t bad enough both the House and the Senate ratified it!? But that’s what you get when Lie-berals control both houses of Congress.? Like Katherine Harris said – “If you’re not a Christian then you’ll legislate sin”.? And it’s a sign of the Devil’s work that it passed it overwhelmingly with the House voting 354 – 24 and the Senate voting 83.

So sure were the Homosexual Agenda of passing the ERA, they
had standard issue t-shirts printed up that all women were required to wear

Once they got that done it was up to the states to ratify it and to give it as much of a chance as possible they gave the states seven years to do it in.? Wasn’t that nice of them?? You could almost hear lesbians all over the country getting ready to?serve their celebratory herbals teas.? Us Christians, though, could hear God saying to himself, “How best to destroy this wicked nation?”.? Right off the bat, a whole bunch of states put it to a vote.???No one knows what lies Satan told to get people to vote for it -? Free Judy Garland records, outlawing brassieres, free daycare -??but by 1977, 35 of 38 states had ratified it.???Needless to say, God was getting pretty steamed and?it looked like this bicentennial would be our last.

And then came a woman named Phyllis – Author, lawyer, speaker and mother of six.? She took a look around and said no.? “No,” she said, “this will not stand.? I see through this even if the majority of Americans do not.? This is the work of Satan and the stamp of Hell is on the invoice.”?

Mrs. Schlafly knew that if the ERA passed then the American
home would quickly look like this.

Now you gotta understand that it only took three more states to make this blasphemy a part of the Constitution of the United States.? Three more states and the foundation of the Homosexual Agenda would be firmly installed.? Three more states and Brezhnev and his commie pals needed only to knock on America’s door to get invited in for herbal tea and the destruction of capitalism.? Three more states until God brought his wrath down upon this country in decline.

Phyllis got it.? Phyllis heard the voice of God as His voice thundered down, as with David, “”Who is this uncircumcised Philistine that he should defy the armies of the living God?” (1 Samuel 17:26).? And Phyllis knew what she had to do – Stop the Equal Rights Amendment dead in it’s vile and horned tracks.

Since 1967 she wrote a newsletter called The Phyllis Schlafly Report.? I imagine it started out as a Christmas letter type of thing (”Merry Christmas!? The stork dropped off baby number six this summer and while he’s adorable, I told that old stork that since the liberals hadn’t yet repealed the Second Amendment, I was gonna pull out my shotgun if he showed up again!? Ha ha!? I’m kidding, of course!”) and then grew to include more political content.? She composed an article denouncing the ERA and exposing it for what it was – dangerous and destructive to the moral fabric of America.? A woman in Oklahoma subscribed to the newsletter and took?the article?to the Oklahoma state legislature, which, when they read it, flush the ERA back down to the cesspool it arose from.

Where the ERA came from and where it was returned to

With that little mustard seed, the mountain of the ERA was moved, cracked and broken.? Five states that had ratified it actually took the bold step of DE-ratifying it, such was the shame they felt at being duped.?

Phyllis Schlafly could have just thrown up her hands in despair.? She could have said, “Oh, oh, oh, what can I do?!? The majority of Americans want to invite sin and corruption into this country, so I’ll have to go along with that.”? But she didn’t.? She refused to let the majority win.? She refused to allow the erection of a modern day statue of Baal in America because most Americans felt like dancing.? With God’s help, she managed to stall the last three ratification of the ERA, killing it before it could be fully born.

Trim, determined and polite, Mrs. Schlafly ulimately won her
round of the culture war.

We, at Shelley The Republican, salute Mrs. Schlafly for her devotion and concern for this country and her adherence His word and Republican principles to keep the spirit of Democracy alive in these United States!

God is Love!
BBN

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Mericful Father
Today Your church lies on the bed of secularism
Like a whore with its legs spread
Bending Your word to fit a sinful society
Rather than insisting the society live by Your rules
And so we humbly ask You to destroy Rick Warren
And all Purpose Driven Churches
In particular, Spring Creek Church in Pewakee, Wisconson
Which has so far left Your teaching
That the pastor saw fit to tell the audience his wife was “hot”
And?they included in their service
An impersonator of a fat, alcoholic, drug addicted singer of “rock and roll” who died of a drug overdose on the toilet to sing Your praises
We know that Elvis Preseley burns in Hell
And has no place in the glorification of Your name
And that everyone in attendence should be struck dead in Your mercy

Amen

BBN
God is Love

[This rememberance of President Reagan was sent to me by a former John Foster Dulles scholarship winner.? The award was given out?by Little Rock Community College and was discontinued after President Reagan triumphed over the Evil Empire.]

In the summer of 1917, Oregon, Illinois smelled of the good clean freshness of corn on cool mornings before the sun got too high.? Lovingly carried by competent Mid-West breezes, the scent would blow in through the window and dance across the rosy cheeks of the boys and girls of Oregon, gently but firmly waking them for a day full of frolicking at the swimming hole with penny candy the Pa Kenny?s General Store and Grange.? It always felt like summer on days like this.?

America’s cornfields feed the world and make children smile.
This is why we fight islamo-fascism in all its treacherous forms.

Nobody loved summer more the little Ronnie Reagan but ever since the Christmas of 1916, Ronnie and his mother took an hour a week to sit down at his little wooden writing desk to write to Ivan, his pen pal in a far away country called Russia.? It was a strange and marvelous place filled with dancing bears and opulent palaces made completely of gold.? Ivan said he lived in one of those.? How Ronnie had cried bitter tears when he read that.? He crumpled the letter in his pint-sized fist and flung it to the floor.? ?I hate being poor,? he yelled!? ?When I grow up I will be wealthy beyond belief!? I will?show that Ivan!?? He grabbed?the photograph that Ivan sent him ? Ivan sitting on a snow white horse in front of a gleaming place ? and was just about to tear it in two?when his mother reminded him that all the money in the world couldn?t buy Jesus? love.? Ronnie felt ashamed and flung himself into his mother?s arms, weeping.

From there on out, his letters to Ivan glowed with an inner serenity far beyond his years.? But it was true ? they were poor.? Ronnie?s father was an Irish Catholic, which meant that he frequently drank himself out of jobs leaving his wife to scrape together pitiful suppers made from potatoes and radishes.? A nickel was a lot of money in those days, but she always found?a way to pay for the stamp to mail the weekly letter to Ivan.

Unlike working mothers today, President Reagan’s mother devoted
all her energies to her child.? He grew up to become President of the
United States of America.

In the summer of 1917, little Ronnie Reagan worried.? While Ronnie faithfully wrote Ivan every week, he?d not gotten so much as a postal card from Ivan.? Was he alright?? Was he angry that Ronnie had Jesus and all Ivan had was grand clothes, a private tutor and any toy he wanted?? Had Ivan been eaten by a dancing bear?? His mother told him something about some trouble in Russia in February, but what did that have to do with Ivan?? How Ronnie?s mind whirled and whizzed with so many questions but no answers.

Summer faded and the corn ripened and soon the fields everyone helped harvest the crop.? What a sense of community!? In his later years he frequently spoke of those days when the whole town pulled together.? ?I miss those days,? he said once at a fund raising event at the Ritz Carlton in 1979, ?the days where you knew your neighbor and your neighbor knew you and there was no such thing as a hand out ? only a helping hand.? The days when you could walk down the main street of your hometown without tripping over a drug addict.? The days when America spoke English?

Habla ingles?? ?NO! Imagine how wonderful America was without
illegal immigrants infesting our town and refusing to learn our language!

September gave way to October and soon the frost was on the pumpkin and still no letter from Ivan.? By now, Ronnie guessed that their pen pal correspondence was over but, always faithful and stalwart even as Alzheimer?s ate away at his mind and body, he continued to write.? Oh, maybe the letters lacked the sly wit and shared confidence of his first letters but that was to be expected and his mother did not chide him.

On October 26th, 1917, little Ronnie Reagan smiled.? His father managed to stay sober enough to hold his job for almost six months.? This meant that, with the family?s debts paid off, Ronnie could buy that football he had his eye on.? The competent Mid-Western winds bore the first signs of winter and danced across his rosy cheeks.? Aimlessly wandering down the main street, he saw a crowd of people crowded around Pa Kenny?s General Store and Grange all straining to read something.? Curious child that he was, he tugged on a man?s jacket.

?Hey, mister,? he asked, ?what?s all the commotion??

?Oh, hello, Ronnie.?? It was Mr. Carroll who seemed to stop by once a week to visit with mother.? ?Seems that the Russian peasants kicked that old Tsar off of that golden thrown of his!? It?s no time to be a man of wealth in Russia.? I can tell you that much.?

Ronnie pushed through the crowd and saw a newspaper with the headline ?Tsar Nicholas II Forced To Abdicate?.? He didn?t really understand what that meant but as he scanned the paper he saw a picture of a boy just his age on a snow white horse in front of a gleaming palace.? Beneath the picture these words were written.? ?Not even the children spared ? revolutionaries are reportedly killing the young and old alike.?? Even as he felt the tears well up inside himself, he said to himself, ?No.? No, I will not cry.? That is not the way to honor my dead pen pal friend, Ivan.? No.? Instead, I vow to you, God, to destroy these revolutionaries some day and to wipe them off the face of this Earth.? I swear this to you.?

Poor little Ivan was mercilessly executed by Communists who were the
al Qaeda of their day.? If they only knew how Ivan’s death would affect the
course of history, they may have thought twice.

On Christmas Day, 1991, President Reagan smiled as he heard the new that Mikhail Gorbachev resigned as ?President? of the USSR rendering the Soviet Union extinct.? Mrs. Reagan saw him wipe something from his eye.

?Ronnie,? she asked tenderly, ?are you all right??

?Oh,? said the President, ?I?m just fine, Mommy.?

Nancy frowned slightly.? ?What?s going on in that great big handsome head of yours??, she asked.

?Oh,? he sighed with a dream-like satisfaction, ?I?m just thinking about a boy I knew a long time ago.? And a promise I made to him.?

God Bless You, President Reagan!? We’re sure you’re up in Heaven
keeping freedom alive there, as well!