Should Wee or Should Wee not?
Friends,
I want to warn you about a new craze that’s driving kids wild ? Nintendo’s new play-station is amusingly called the ?Wee?, but that’s the only thing that concerned parents across America will be laughing at. Nintendo’s new product is the electronic equivalent of crack ? a new kind of play-station (the opposite of a work-station) in which kids perform video game ?maneuvers? by waving a stick-like ?wand?.
Nintendo of Japan released this psychedellic demo of the Wee play-station’s audio and graphic capabilities. While this might look primative compared to a modern Windows Vista based PC, this multi-media presentation has been designed to hypnotize and pervert young children.
If you ever watch a child play with this new game, you will observe a spazmodic, jerking body posture. The child’s entire torso shakes and convulses as if hypnotized or on some kind of hallucinogenic drug. Actually thanks to the new technology from this foreign country, both may be true. It’s been widely reported that kids who are inspired to consume drugs by the bright-colored games are transformed into whirling bezerkers. An entire liberal sub-culture that combines video-game and recreational drug-use could sweep your child
No wonder that the American Medical Association was first to condemn the ?Wee? and it’s miniature cousin the DS.
The Weemote: It’s design was inspired by the magic-wand used by J. K. Rowling’s satanist boy-witch “Harry Potter”. STR.com sources have revealed that a major title on the new Wee play-station will be a game based on the anti-Christian story books that have mezmerized liberal America.
Due to a catalog of manufacturing mistakes, we at STR.com hear that the Wee is virtually unobtainable. Our researcher Mike Goodman was unable to acquire a single unit in all of the stores in Iowa city. He reported that the superior American-made Microsoft Xbox 360 was in stock and selling briskly.
“Animal Crossing DS”, the first play-station game for Wee that includes an overty homosexual agenda. Kids are encouraged to “interact” with a cast of animal-freaks who provide “life-lessons”. In the screenshot above we can see a character called “Monique” provide an a message which is explicitly contrary to Jesus’ Sermon on the Mount. Must we allow our Christian kids to be persecuted by this trash-ware?
We can learn something from this: Buying a play-station is the same as buying a car. If you buy American you are sure to get great quality and lasting value. The Xbox 360 comes with a great selection of healthy sports inspired games. It’s the great quality you would expect from Microsoft. The Wee is like a tiny foreign car. It’s designed to confuse rather than entertain, and that is why I predict even if they do resolve their technical problems this Wee craze is unlikely to catch on.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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I like to use the Wii controller in my pussy.
Yeah playstation sucks, the “nintendo Wii!!” on the other hand is brilliant ;)
Tristan is a fag, its Vista’s fault. Use Linux!! love Mr.X
Some computer games might turn your children into homosexuals, but any game that you have to play with a magic wand is certain to turn them into Satanists! Just like Dungeons and Dragons! Don’t let your child play with his Wii, and certainly don’t let him play with anyone else’s.
Sully that is just the kind of filth I would expect from a Japanese porno game user. Shame on you. I’m horrified to even read such things on a christian website. I’m going to be alerting your local branch of the league against cruelty to animals as soon as Tristan is able to trace your IP address.
Thanks for the laughs! If people can be MADE satanists by a piece of plastic and a picture…. then why werent you when you watched it? Oh right… you’re better than everyone else… isnt that a sin?
Well, I never knew people who made satanist because a video game, but I have to remind you that in Japan there isnt people killing on schools, offices and shoppings like in the US.
Damn, you REALLY need to go out and discover the REAL life…
The world is NOT against you, you’re against the world…
Your kind of “analysis” and ideas should not have survived WWII…
and, i forgot… You’re a nationalist/racist… And you say you believe in Jesus Christ ??
1st of all, Jesus’ message was a tolerent one, yours is a hateful one
2nd, i can’t explain how, racist as you are, you can praise Jesus, who was born in the middleeast, and therefore was 100% NOT american, unless you’re a mormon, of course XD
Another thing, why are you so afraid and xenophobic? I think when you where a child some foreigner molested you and now you think everybody but North Americans are bad person.
I dont believe in YOUR god (I dont need it, I am a very good person who cares of his relatives and pay his taxes), but I can respect your way of thinking, and expect the same treatment from you.
Its very funny to read your articles, when you talk about things that you dont now at all, but I have to tell you, you are acting like an ingnorant, if you want to have a mature chat, whithout insults and most important, without LIES, you will see me often here, just to show you there is very good people outside the US and not Chiristians (by the way, the US is what it is thanks to all those inmigrants who came there just with a lot of hopes and expectations and they are from a looot of different religions, think about it)
big big laughs on you…tristan your dumber and dumber with every article u write..
1. using a plastic mouse and a plastik keyboard for workigng at a computer is not different the using a plastik controller for consoles like the Wii or the playstation (oh yeah really..that are different things)
moving the controller like magic-wands: you have a cable mouse for your PC, uhh?
but in our advanced times there are even cable-less mouses and keyboards for better mobility…the same technic using the controllers of nintendos Wii and even Sonys Playstation 3..
they all (mouse, keyboard, controller) are using lasers..
Oh ..lasers..a thing that didnt exist in a christian world (like the darwin theory!..dumb assholes you are)
lasers are nothing els than light..
and btw. the comment from sully was a joke i think..
and the youtube-vid couldnt be from the wii or the playstation 3..such a mad grafics the producer will never show…they want to sell their things..not to scare the potencial buyers
the link below shows you the real potencial of the wii
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8qfhikLalek&mode=related&search=
so be quitet dumbass..
greetz from the bad atheistic guy from germany
You criticize Wii when Xbox 360 has more violent and adult-oriented games.
Nintendo?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s new play-station is amusingly called the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Wee?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Wii. Seriously, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s Wii.
Nintendo?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s new product is the electronic equivalent of crack ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ a new kind of play-station (the opposite of a work-station) in which kids perform video game ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?maneuvers?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? by waving a stick-like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?wand?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s actually more about pushing buttons. And has nothing to do with a workstation.
The Weemote: It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s design was inspired by the magic-wand used by J. K. Rowling?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s satanist boy-witch ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Harry Potter?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. STR.com sources have revealed that a major title on the new Wee play-station will be a game based on the anti-Christian story books that have mezmerized liberal America.
Well, I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t see anything that thing has in common with what I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve seen in the Harry Potter Movie. Except that it is held in one hand.
Due to a catalog of manufacturing mistakes, we at STR.com hear that the Wee is virtually unobtainable. Our researcher Mike Goodman was unable to acquire a single unit in all of the stores in Iowa city. He reported that the superior American-made Microsoft Xbox 360 was in stock and selling briskly.
That is because all the Wii?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s have been sold out. Nintendo was not awaiting such many customers and is busy to produce more Wii?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Animal Crossing DS?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, the first play-station game for Wee that includes an overty homosexual agenda. Kids are encouraged to ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?interact?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? with a cast of animal-freaks who provide ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?life-lessons?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. In the screenshot above we can see a character called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Monique?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? provide an a message which is explicitly contrary to Jesus?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ Sermon on the Mount. Must we allow our Christian kids to be persecuted by this trash-ware?
I bet that the whole scene will have a happy-end. Anyone accepting the bet?
We can learn something from this: Buying a play-station is the same as buying a car. If you buy American you are sure to get great quality and lasting value. The Xbox 360 comes with a great selection of healthy sports inspired games. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the great quality you would expect from Microsoft. The Wee is like a tiny foreign car. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s designed to confuse rather than entertain, and that is why I predict even if they do resolve their technical problems this Wee craze is unlikely to catch on.
Good comparison. American cars suck big time. And the X-Box 360 is (while not being crap) totally inferior to the other next generation consoles (it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s consoles, the Playstation made by Sony is a console itself.)
And the Wii is on ehuge success in the USA and on the whole world. Congratulations, Nintendo. (I like that company, still playing some Tetris on my old Gameboy when I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m bored.)
Nintendo of Japan released this psychedellic demo of the Wee play-station?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s audio and graphic capabilities. While this might look primative compared to a modern Windows Vista based PC, this multi-media presentation has been designed to hypnotize and pervert young children.
I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s that, but it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not from the Wii.
PS: if you want to have a game that is really not for children, try Call of Duty 3 on X-Box 360.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
i don’t want comment the article, it’s just not worth it.
But I suggest you to watch this Wii commercial, its as hilarious as this article:
http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-9136575504838642038
and the xBox 360 is from microsoft^^
“as soon as Tristan is able to trace your IP address.”
He can’t, he is to stupid. and thats because he uses windownZ vista, the crappiest OS ever made.
It is scientificaly proven that Vista spreads special “beams og gayness” and makes the user go nuts. It’s the same with Xbox360’s wireless controllers. they make you retarded. wich Tristan is a good example of …
Wii WiiL kill you, love Mr.X
Tristan, once again, a great article. I love the parody of this site. However, as always, I get my biggest laughs from all the posters who think you’re serious. Come on guys, step back a little and have a good laugh, your indignation only serves to belittle you.
@ Derek :
we dont think that tristan is serious..but we are good people trying to educate him a bit^^
sure..every time when i read on of his article i take 5 minutes to laught..5 minutes to think who i could help tristan..5 minutes to response to his artikle ..and 5 minutes to realize that that will be senceless ;)
greetz @ all democrats, socialists, educated and open-eyed us-citizens and especially to all europeans who are the people with the biggest tolerance to other kinds of religion and way of life ever
cya soon..the athesitic guy from germany
Hooray again for STR and Tristan.
The Bible is is very clear that encouraging children to meddle in the occult is very, very wrong. Let’s get together and stamp on this evil Wee before it can get a grip on the minds of our young people. We at the Saltbox Community Church of the Saviour have many successful campaigns already under our belts. We began in 1987 with a boycott of WH Smiths shops that sold the occult He-Man and She-ra toys and moved on to picketing halloween parties and throwing salt and hissing at the parents irresponsible enough to encourage their children to flirt with the Satanic by doing ‘trick or treat’.
We are often in the local papers and many parents have said that due to our campaigning they will not now allow their children out at halloween without an escort. Now that IS a victory for common sense and of course Jesus.
So, picket a store today. It is what Jesus would surely have done.
Love in God,
Keith Stevens
I think your child will be like Rod and Todd Flanders :D:D:D (gays in the end)
You know, I was gonna buy one of these Wiis, too.. They’re so much fun to play TENNIS on; as well as GO-KART. I was having so much fun one day, I accidentally threw the remote and it hit the wall. My mom got scared and said “You’re moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air”. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license place said “FRESH” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but nah, forget it, “Yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!”
I pulled up to the house ’bout 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo Holmes, smell ‘ya later!” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there; to sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
DESU
I LIKE TO SUCK STUFF
love this article, havent laugh so much for a while.
Wii for ever!
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also cocks!
I call copy pasta
The “American made superior mic xbox 360″ is, surprisingly inferior to the “wee, the creation of DEVIL”, because the “american made, thus superior console” has shitty games, where all you do is blow stuff up. Natzifags like you deserve to die.
lol sup /v/
What a nice piece of Nationalist trash you have written. I actually laughed, well done.
HEY, IS THAT ATARI DUMBLEDORE FROM PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE?
no, that’s not her.
You are THE best Internet troll ever. My hat is off you you.
Seriously, look at all of these pathetic twerps you’ve pissed off!
gb2/b/
Guys, is this fake? It has to be.
Hey Tristan, are we still meeting for poker tonight?
hugs and kisses
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Sorry sr, but you are put in shame to well born republican. your “periodistic” investigation is only subjetive speculation.
Is sad for me and other republican people read this kind of articles, make us looks like a bunch of retarded idiots.
Take care
James Sunderland
Tristan, I agree with your article. Never though I would agree with you… but I do.. Thanks for all the info.
Amen. I hate video games.
This is sad, are you actually believing this crap?
Enough said.
Since this is awaiting moderation, I might as well post more..
This is stupid, you’re worse than Jack thompson.
It just proves that you’re wrong since you need a moderator to approve posts because you’re WRONG
I hate people like you.
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Wrong Choices
God??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äò?Ǭ¢s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!
Gays – They can’t choose to be Gay, and you’re wrong if you think otherwise.
Liberals:
* “interaction is good”
* “interaction should be intensified”
* “people may legitimately be forced into interaction” (as in colonial cash taxes, which forced subsistence farmers into the free market economy)
* “interaction should be extended territorially” (for instance by military force against trade barriers)
* “interaction should be extended by analogy”, for instance from the free market to the Internet
* except in wars of extension, liberals value peace and internal stability
* although liberal theory rejects a priori values, most liberals believe in the ultimate value of human happiness – if necessary, overriding other moral values.
What’s wrong with that?
Abortionists – Fair enough.
Animal Rights People – Why? because they care about things around them?
Environmentalists – Why? because they care about the environment?
Muzlims – I think you’re one of those people that were taught that all religions but yours are bad.
Vegetarians/Vegans – We have a choice on eating meat or plants, God didn’t say “Thou must not eat plants anymore”
Pedophiles – I agree
Linux users – Wow.. Where do I begin. Is it because it’s free? It’s not windows?
??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®??ɬ¨Purpose Driven??Ǭ¢?¢‚Ǩ?°?ɂİ?Ǭ®?Ǭ¨?ɬ? churches – I don’t get what you mean.. I don’t even want to look.
Mormons – I think you’re one of those people that were taught that all religions but yours are bad, as I said above
Germans – Because of WWII? THAT WAS HITLER, NOT THE WHOLE GERMAN POPULATION.
Government school teachers – …
The anti-smoking lobby – Because they care about people’s health?
College Professor – God forbid people learn anything..
Poet – You don’t want people to express themselves?
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I think you’re a fascist to be honest.
Wii OWNS YOU!
Playstation Is By SONY
Wii Is By Nintendo
And I Am Not A Homosexual, Even Though I Play Videogames.
You Are A Fascist White Ku Klux Klan Member
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what the hell…are you totally fucking retarded?
this isnt bad for you and i almost am speechless at your lower standard interpretation on a video game system….are you out of your mind?
and dont give me that yours in christ bullshit, noone gives a shit if your ‘in’ christ whatever that means in your cult you call christianity
Hmmmm may i ask why harry potter is soo satanic i mean he kicks evils ass’ You’re crazy if you think that its a magic wand…. Mabey it’s you who lives in a land of pixies and fayres ( Yes i know it’s spelt fairys). Kids bezerkers? OM* LOOK OUT LOUIS THERES A KID BEHIND YOU ITS GONNA EAT YOUR SOUL! And to add to the list it’s ‘Wii’ Not wee Oh yeah and satans about as scary as my nan( She likes to knit and read satan just sits on his ass)I respect all religions so why do you not respect ours the Lord in heaven says to love thy neighbor how can you do that if you wont except them or even uinderstand them so i say it is you who is Doing the devils dirty work by causing this hate he feeds off (For the record i’m 13 and i’m wiccan you can’t change it i dont wirship the devil or cast spells to make misery infact i am to end it.) Good bye and good tidings to all you un-judging people out there!
you bunch of redneck fools! first of all nintendo DID NOT make the playstation so stop saying that. econd that video was not the wii, yes WII now wee. and are you guys commis? no playstation, workstation!
sorry about the above, i made ose mistakes^
you bunch of redneck fools! first of all nintendo DID NOT make the playstation so stop saying that. second that video was not the wii, yes WII not wee. that video was some stupid crazy animation by someone with no connection with the wii. and are you guys commis? no playstation, workstation!
and he want able to find them because so many people bought them that they were sold out.
?¢‚Ǩ?ìAnimal Crossing DS?¢‚Ǩ¬ù, the first play-station game for Wee
… DS, Playstation and the Wii(<~~~ with I, not E) are three different game systems…
Actually the playstation 3 is the least sold console because of it’s price and there aren’t alot of good games for it so it would probably be the worst console the wii and Xbox 360 are at more of a tie about now but they are both really great consoles I have both of them and they are awesome my two favorite games are The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion for the xbox 360 and The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess for the wii but I’m really starting to think that this whole blog is a joke I mean its like you want people to believe in your racist,xenophobe,liberal-hating stereotype I mean what the fuck its bullshi.
oh and if this blog isn’t a joke do some more research before you put up an article it’s like everything that you don’t research that well you just say its satanic I mean its all just so fucking confusing.And if you censor anyone’s comments technically you hate freedom of speech.
I don’t play shit like that. Not because i’m afraid it will turn me satanic, but because I have a real life. I don’t make one up and play it on the TV. I’m not pathetic. But your article is stupid. I’m not going to turn into a Satanist because I play a silly little game on a fucking Television.
Oh, and it’s spelt Wii. Wiith Twoo ‘I’s
lmfao, i use the Wii controller in my pussy. lmfao Sully you are a jokaaaa.
PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING ME! I’m not a 12 year old boy with an underdeveloped sense of humor! I’m an old, old man praying for death to take me away so that I no longer have to live with myself.
First, learn to fucking spell, its called Wii not Wee, second video games are not only for fucking kids, third and most importantly you know nothing about video games you fucking bitch
HAHA this must be a prank site. Honestly. Because I have never heard of anyone as stupid as it would take to write a piece of crap like this.