Briefly Patriotic – The Jesus Bowl
On Sunday, I wrote a prayer asking God to bless the Super Bowl and, as I suspected, I took a little bit of ribbing for it.? The fact of the matter is that SuperBowl XLI oughta be called the Jesus Bowl.? Winning coach, Tom Dungy and losing coach Lovie Smith have something in common beside been black ? they both are devoted to Christ and ain?t ashamed to let the world know it.? And neither of ?em cuss or even raise their voice.? Why?? Because when you?ve got Jesus on your side the everyday stresses and strifes of life roll off you just as easy as liberals following Michael Moore off a cliff.? At the end of the game, the two coaches hugged each other and shared a laugh.? These weren?t mortal enemies locked in a combat to the death.? They were just two followers of Jesus having a bit of fun.? If we can only get the towelheads in the Middle East to believe in Jesus, then all of us will win the Jesus Bowl.
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Combat to the death? Man, we?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re talking about American Football aka Rugby for Fags. With that body protection no one is in danger of getting even seriously hurt on that turf.
Those “towelheads” actually believe in Jesus. Just as a prophet, but still they do believe in him. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s more about respecting their believes. Could already make a difference, no.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Amen,the Lord loves a good game, an’ until the fourth quarter he gave us one.
Then, clearly, for reasons beyon’ our understandin’, he decided that Rex Grossman was not a deserving enough quarterback.
All I can say is–woe unto Chicago should they continue to embrace a quarterback who has fallen out of favor with our Lord an’ Savior.
Truly, God is good.
“Winning coach, Tom Dungy and losing coach Lovie Smith have something in common beside been black”
I seem to remember something about STR.com thinking blacks are the spawn of satan, surely god doesn’t support satan?
Also, what kind of a guy has the name of Lovie? or can you just not spell Louie?
“And neither of ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?em cuss or even raise their voice.”
They proberly do in the locker rooms while pointing out all the fuck-ups their team made.
“At the end of the game, the two coaches hugged each other and shared a laugh.”
Hmm, what kind of a hug was it? was it a friendly good on ya mate hug where they pqat each other on the back for about 1 second then let go? Or was it a different kind? cuz that sounds sort of ‘gay’ to me…
“These weren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t mortal enemies locked in a combat to the death.”
With the amount of armor those pansies wear you could unload 10 clips from a 50cal machine gun and still not penetrate their chest.
Seriously they’re just a bunch of pussies scared of getting hurt, play reall rugby, play bloody league if you have to (rugby union is teh bomb) but FFS take off that armor!
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Proud German.
Amen on all that you’ve said.
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Dubya.
You’re always good for a laugh, you immitate George Dubya Bush o’ so well.
“Combat to the death? Man, we?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re talking about American Football aka Rugby for FAGS. With that body protection no one is in danger of getting even seriously hurt on that turf.”
Now don’t you think you could come up with a better term then Fag?
Now don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you think you could come up with a better term then Fag?
How about Nancy or Sissie?
Yes, Rugby for nancies, best term for that American armoured sodomyfest I’ve heard so far.
So in this jesus bowl of yours, wouldnt that mean that the loser should be satan? you never said anything of that sort but if both teams were for jesus then noone would win..
true they may not had raised the voice or even cussed during the game, but were you in the locker room during half time? or even after the game with naked men?