Great American – Chris Slattery
The thought of New York City brings to mind any number of unpleasant things – criminals killing pedestrians for pocket change, Negro drug addicts, homeless people, homosexuals wearing dresses in public, prostitutes openly selling their bodies and Jews buying and selling the world to each other.? If you’re having a hard time coming up with something good to say about New York City, then I’m gonna give you 4200 of them.? Make that 4201!
New York City – a haven for those with no self-respect, where
hobos civil rights but not pre-borns
Why 4200?? That’s the number of women that Expectant Mother Care counsels to keep their precious pre-borns rather than allowing some perverted “doctor” to crush their heads like a grape.
And what about the 1?? Well, that one is Chris Slattery who woke up one morning to realize that he lived in the abortion capital of the United States, if not the world, and that he could no longer stand by and listen to the last heartbreakingly painful cry of babies denied their basic human rights as their limp, lifeless bodies get tossed into the back of a dumpster to become not good, law-abiding Christians eager and willing to serve our country in a time of war and to pay into the Security System but to become landfill that rats burrow through and seagulls defecate on.
Outside of a vacuum cleaner, this is the only? equipment
you need to start an abortuary.?
Chris started out as a single?advertising executive who heard Jesus calling him to defeat evil child killers like Planned Parenthood.? Some might try to change the laws but Chris decided to change women’s minds by opening up a “crisis pregnancy center” in Manhattan.? Now, y’all might think that “crisis pregnancy center” sounds like some place where a woman, fresh from having sex with a stranger, could go to kill the pre-born child living inside of her.? And that’s point!? A woman looking to commit murder might easily assume that she’ll find a doctor as eager for death as she is.? She finds what she thinks is an abortion clinic but instead she meets caring Christians ready, willing and able to do anything necessary to make sure that pre-born turns into a born.
Compassionate counseling can turn a hardened abortion
addict into a chaste handmaiden of Christ
Some folks have a hard time understanding how it works so here’s a quick little sketch to show you.
Harlot:? Oh, $(#*, I’m $(#*ing pregnant again!? $(#*!? Guess I’ll have to get another &$(#* abortion.? Hey, what about this place?
Clinic Worker:? Hello.
Harlot:? &$(#* you.? I need a &$(#*ing abortion.
Clinic Worker:? Ok.? Why don’t you have a seat?? First, we need to take an ultrasound of the precious life that you plan to viciously kill.? (Clinic Worker does ultrasound and prints out a picture of the beautiful pre-born)? Here.? This is your baby growing inside of you who’s life you would rob from him or her for no other cause than your own selfishness.
Harlot:? Sniff, sniff.
Clinic Worker:? I’ll tell you what, let’s name your baby before he or she has his or her brains sucked out and is thrown in a dumpster.
Harlot:? Sniff, sniff
Clinic Worker:? How about Joshua?? That’s a good name.? Before we start the procedure, I’d like you to say “I am your mother, Joshua.? I’m going to kill you now and I really could care less.”? Can you do that for me?
Harlot:? WAAAAAAUGH!? I DON’T WANT TO KILL LITTLE JOSHUA!!
Clinic Worker:? Great!? Now, let’s talk about how Satan led you to this place…
Now, Chris didn’t invent this way of saving those who can’t speak for themselves, but he certainly has perfected it.? He does his best to put his Expectant Mother Care clinics as close to operating abortuaries right next door if possible.?
In fact, he’s taking it to the next level this month when he launches his first mobile counseling center.? He’s modifying a mobile home and outfitting it with state of the art ultrasound and hundreds of pamplets.? Mobile?? That’s right – mobile so that he can park it across from abortion clinics.? And if that ain’t enough, he may even offer $25 just to come in and look at the ultrasound!? And once they see that precious little package from God…well, there ain’t much else you can do but finish what you started.
Mobile emergency pregnancy vehicles will go
a long way towards ending the American Holocaust
Think about it – a drug addicted prostitute on her way to kill her child could wind up a born-again mother re-integrated into society!
And that’s what makes Chris Slattery a great Amercian!
God is Love!
BBN
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Don’t you understand how painful it is for a mother to abort? you say that new york is full of homeless people. Abortion is a way to avoid that. Now we can choose if we can handle the price of having a baby. Because a baby deserve love and care and sometimes, when, for example, who have two child, two jobs in two diferrent city, you prefere not to make your life worst. BTW, the vatican think that the baby is a person when blood run thougth his veins. and, in fact, the blood don’t run into is veins before 8 weeks. So before 8 weeks, it’s not a person….
This site was funny to begin with, now it’s just lame, come up with something funny, like wikipedia being cummunist or something. Also homo’s are quite often made becuase of the government, Meaning george bush… government is not the only reason, but is a major contribution.
I’m not pro-abortion(But I believe abortion is an issue for the States to decide,not the federal government) but your idea about preventing one so a child can grow up to be cannon fodder for the New World Order or pay into Left-wing Democrat FDR’s Socialist Security ponzi scheme is rather warped! Not to mention the Jew bashing(Jews buying and selling the world to each other? ALL New York Jews own ALL the world?) and the way you preface the phrase “drug addicts” with the word “Negro” in the first paragraph! Sounds like a thinly veiled racist slur! Then the rhetoric in your sketch about the clinic doesn’t resemble “Compassionate counseling” to me nor would it to any person of average intelligence! Instead of discussing adoption or pointing out that the founder of Planned Parenthood,Margaret Sanger was a white supremacist and a proponent of Eugenics,you made the pro-life position look like the stand of hate-filled,racist morons!
OMG, everyone who understands a bit of Photoshop & Co can see that the picture of the garbage can is a fake. Its even a very bad fake. My kisstle siter could make it better.
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@Danny Ditto.
Well, the authors of STR.com ARE racists, and all for White Supremacy…. Shelley even supports the KKK.
@Lee
Manufacturing facts,..Now this is something STR.com actually does pretty well, and pretty often…
And still they refer to themselves as Christians…Blasphemy I say…And they should be ashamed…
/True Christian
Too bad shelley wasn’t aborted…
May STR.com burn in hell, love Mr.X
I guess that’s an example of how liberals love their fellow man and want the best for everyone!
I need remind all you mockers and deniers there is a silent majority that reads STR and depends on it for getting through a world filled with wickedness and sin. I know that y’all think we’re “funny” and that loving God and your country is hysterical and all. I’m pretty much past the point where I’m gonna fight that battle. I’ve turned it over to God who’ll deal with it in His way and in His time. And until y’all receive your final judgement (and you don’t have to be Einsteen to know which way most of you are headed) we’re gonna contine to pray and preach on the topics that our Silent Majority cares about most.
God is Love!
@Jarvis
” Once again I feel truly proud to be a Christian, a pro life Republican, an American, a Texan and a white man”
Wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you be just as proud if you were black or hispanic?
They probably didnt have ultrasound when Billy Bob was born, cause if they had, his mother would probably taken abortion cause he was and still is so damn ugly
Billy Bob looks like a pile of puke, Love Mr.X
Too bad shelley wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t aborted
I guess that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s an example of how liberals love their fellow man and want the best for everyone!
Well, you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t make an omelette without breaking eggs.
I need remind all you mockers and deniers there is a silent majority that reads STR and depends on it for getting through a world filled with wickedness and sin.
Which silent majority? You mean the silent majority that only exists in your imagination?
I know that y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all think we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?funny?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and that loving God and your country is hysterical and all. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m pretty much past the point where I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m gonna fight that battle. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve turned it over to God who?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll deal with it in His way and in His time. And until y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all receive your final judgement (and you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have to be Einsteen to know which way most of you are headed) we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re gonna contine to pray and preach on the topics that our Silent Majority cares about most.
1. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think that loving his countrx is “funny”. Heck, I love my country.
2. God does not interfere with mere humans. Do your work yourself.
3. Yeah, I know what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s waiting for me. And as hell does not exist…
4. Face it, Billy. There is no silent majority outside of your imagination.
@Jarvis: It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not politically incorrect (ok, it is, but I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t fancy), it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just plain stupid. Everybody is responsible for his own life, you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t blame people because of skin color or something like that. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s hypocritical.
PS: As I see that no one from STR is willing to answer my comments on that ridiculous “tah nazi are coming” article, I am inclined to take that as a forfeit from your side.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Another sad and pathetic job on photo-shop performed by STR. As well as the racist bullshit put out by the racist of STR.
I was in doubt, more often than not, if this could be real. Hoping that it wasn’t. Backed up by people who found the statement about this site being a satire in the credits (which seems to have been removed in the meantime). Even if it is supposed to be, it sucks, and it’s disgusting and sickening .
Still, I wasn’t sure, and still, I am not. At least not about all of the lot posting here. Although I think, with each new article posted here, that it can’t be serious – noone can be so stupid , blindfolded, racist, biased and hateful like that! If I believed in God, I’d pray desperately to Her to make them see Her eternal truth, and remove the large beam from their eyes…
I find it very interesting that there are actually people who try to argue with these people, taking the pain of tearing apart every one of their unsustainable pronouncements – but to what good, I wonder?
@ Proud German – I’ve enjoyed reading your elaborate replies, proving Shelley & co. wrong with every word you write – but I wonder – why do you bother? Why do you bother still, after all the attempts you made, which were perverted by them?
Ah, well, then I must ask myself why I come back to this site again and again, since the time I found it… Maybe because I am glad to find people like you, who prove those morons wrong over and over again, even if they are far too dumb to realize…
Oh, and maybe I am now just part of the joke, because I decided to take it seriously…
In that case, I’d like to add to the records, Shelley: I am German, female, and I like ‘Sauerkraut’ and ‘Bratwurst’ sometimes (maybe once in a year), and I am all against Nazis (which you won’t believe, of course, but nonetheless so).
So much said, I wish you, Shelley + co, all the best when you’ll have to step up in front of your Lord. You might be quite surprised at Her judgement… But then, it might be too late for you, of course.
But don’t despair – I’m sure that She might show mercy even for the likes of you. After all -
Goddess is love!
PS: I would suggest you think about that, but from all your comments it is clear that “Thinking” is an unknown concept to you, so – ah, well, just forget it and go on ranting.
bye for now and forever!
I wonder why I bother…
maybe because I’m an incurable optimist…
Ok, enough.
C
C.
Blacks and Hispanics are responsible for most of the crime and welfare in this country? Who commits most of the white collar crime and collects corporate welfare? White men in charge of multinational corporations! Who steals through fraud and embezzlement the most taxpayer money? Corrupt white politicians and white corporate cronies with government contracts! Who has run since the Vietnam War most of the cocaine and heroin into this country? White men working for the federal government(CIA)! Who committed mass murders(genocide)and were so-called “good Christians”? White political leaders and white government servants doing their bidding(The massacre of American Indians in the 19th Century,the slaughter of filipinos by the post-Spanish-American war occupational government in the Philipines,etc.)!
@ Proud German – I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve enjoyed reading your elaborate replies, proving Shelley & co. wrong with every word you write – but I wonder – why do you bother? Why do you bother still, after all the attempts you made, which were perverted by them?
Because
a) I like this site. Makes me laugh everytime I visit it.
b) it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a good training for my english.
But thanks for the other things, Unbelieving. Thanks.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@ Unbelieving,
“At least not about all of the lot posting here. Although I think, with each new article posted here, that it can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be serious – noone can be so stupid , blindfolded, racist, biased and hateful like that! If I believed in God, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d pray desperately to Her to make them see Her eternal truth, and remove the large beam from their eyes?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”~~~ I think that even tho this site is a joke, I am afriad that this is the way they really feel. I don’t want to believe that someone can be so stupid,racist, and hateful as they are. It is scary to think that people like that are actually out there.
I find it very interesting that there are actually people who try to argue with these people, taking the pain of tearing apart every one of their unsustainable pronouncements – but to what good, I wonder?~~~ It doesn’t do any good, but it is fun to tear their stuff apart word for word lol… and even tho they do not need help looking like morons, its still fun to see them make themselves look more idiotic after some of us post logical comments.
In that case, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d like to add to the records, Shelley: I am German, female, and I like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Sauerkraut?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Bratwurst?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ sometimes (maybe once in a year), and I am all against Nazis (which you won?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe, of course, but nonetheless so).~~~ no STR will not believe you are against Nazis, and don’t be surprised if you are put in the liberal, non-christian, satan worshipping, homosexual group with the rest of us who disagree with them lol.. and like I said once before even throught their stupidity they got 3 out of 4 correct on me, the liberal, non-christian, homosexual part lol… Even though I am not christian does not mean I do not believe in a religion. lol
But don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t despair – I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure that She might show mercy even for the likes of you. After all -~~~ I agree, she has more love and will probably show more mercy. but then again she is a harm none goddess. :)
Goddess is love!~~~ yes she is
PS: I would suggest you think about that, but from all your comments it is clear that ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Thinking?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is an unknown concept to you, so – ah, well, just forget it and go on ranting. ~~~No thinking is not their strong point…
bye for now and forever!
I wonder why I bother?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
maybe because I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m an incurable optimist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?~~ or you could find it funny like the rest of us :)
Peace, and as she put it above Goddess is love.
wiccan-goddess
you have no depth of thought do you? You don’t realize that you are one person in a sea of millions, millions that were raised differently than you, millions that will never understand you. You can’t see past the propaganda that tells us every teenager is having sex, and 3 out of 4 is having an abortion right now. If god gave a shit he wouldn’t let this happen. Doesn’t it make you think that if god performs miracles, why doesn’t he save the millions of innocent children. He Doesn’t care!!
Ultrasounds hurt women… because we say so…
New York’s Expectant Mother Care Frontline Pregnancy Centers, headed by pro-life hero Chris Slattery, launched a new weapon this week on the war against abortion. On Feb. 27 EMC, which has 15 pregnancy care centers in NYC, began sending an…
to say that homeless have no self respect is laughable. and to portray a woman seeking an abortion in the manner above is disgusting. Wheres the humanity? Christians are supposed to help there brother when they need shelter, food or an answer. This is the poorest excuse of a christian i’ve even seen.