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Democratic Party Profiles: Hillary Clinton

January 29th, 2007 | Category: Democratic Party Profiles

I find it hard to write about Hillary Clinton. In the face of such pure and black evil, my gorge rises, my blood boils, my temper gets shorter and shorter? Keeping a grip on the kind of sober and steady factual analysis for which this website has become renowned ? and which Christian readers quite rightly expect from us ? becomes near impossible.

That’s why, in this first article about the woman known to most objective analysts as the Devil’s Handmaiden, I intend to editorialize as little as possible and just present you with a few of the basic facts. I’m sure my readers can do the analysis for themselves ? and I’m sure that they will come to the same conclusion: This creature is vile!

There are also so many important matters to raise about Hillary Clinton that any real analysis would go on into next week. Out of respect for the hard-working lives of our Christian readers, I intend to keep this piece as short as possible – for now – and provide regular updates until a complete picture of this evil harridan is drawn up and available as an online resource for all concerned voters.

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.
Hillary Clinton fact-file.

1) She’s a liar

In her autobiography, Lying History (Oops! I mean, Living History. I think that was what Liberals term ‘a Freudian slip’) the Democratic front runner claims that she didn’t know that her husband Bill was committing filthy and lewd acts of a sexual nature in the Oval Office, spilling his hot love juice not just on the dress of Monica Lewinsky, but also metaphorically blasting it all over the face of the American people.

She says: “I did not know.”

Come on! The entire United States of America knew that Bill was messing around. From sea to shining sea we knew what he was up to. That’s why we were all so keen to see him impeached and out the White house and that’s one of the many reasons Slick Willy is now remembered as one of the very worst Presidents in US history. Either Hillary is lying, or she’s very stupid, or she’s both. (By the way, I think that the latter is closest to the truth.)

2) She’s a witch

Do you actually need proof? Okay, consider this: UK First Lady Cherie Blair has admitted to wearing .a ‘magic pendant’ known as the BioElectric Shield, which is filled with ‘a matrix of specially cut quartz crystals’ that surround the wearer with ‘a cocoon of energy’ and ward off evil forces. Who gave it to her? The ex-First Lady, Mrs Bill Clinton!

3) She is married to the worst President in US History

A vote for Hillary is a vote for Bill. That’s right if you vote for her, old Slick Willy will be back in the White house. Will he be known as the First Lady?

4) She’s a woman.

I do not want a woman for President. Eve is deceived. Just look at what happened in the garden of Eden. Woman is weak. And that’s not just my opinion, that’s the opinion of thousands of Christian women the world over. Not to mention the Lord God himself.
And what happens when Hillary gets all time-of-the-monthish? Will she start bombing our allies just because she’s bleeding from her front butt? You laugh now, but mark my words, you don’t want her fingers on the button.

Like all members of the weaker sex, Hillary is prone to massive and uncontrollable mood swings.

5) She’s already part responsible for 50million innocent lives lost.

Any woman who supports the rights of women to kill their babies and have their tiny heads crushed and their helpless bodies filled with saline solution deserves to got to hell, not the White House. Hillary Clinton has supported every baby murder bill to have ever passed through Congress. Are you pregnant? Look out! She wants to snatch your little one from your womb! And she wants to do it in direct contradiction of the Bible’s teaching. People may criticize now and say that I’m bringing religion into politics. To them, I say “no!” I’m talking about morality. Murder is a moral question. And the Bible is the only place from which any of us can hope to get any sense of right and wrong.

And on that note, I close for now,

May God Bless and Keep on Blessing You Every Day,

Sam Johnston

38 comments

38 Comments so far

Einmaliger January 29th, 2007 4:13 AM

Facts … who needs facts? You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true! (Homer Simpson)
Proud german January 29th, 2007 4:19 AM

known to most objective analyists as the Devil?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s Handmaiden

Objective? Yeah, as objective as Pat Buchanan.

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

Indeed:
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm

Come on! The entire United States of America knew that Bill was messing around. From sea to shining sea we knew what he was up to. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s why we were all so keen to see him impeached and out the Whitehouse and that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s one of the many reasons Slick Willy is now remembered as one of the very worst Presidents in US history. Either Hillary is lying, or she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s very stupid, or she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s both. (By the way, I think that the latter is closest to the truth.)

She knew it when it came to the media. Not before. Oh, and her husband was still way more liked than for example Nixon or GWB! (Those 2 have the lowest approval rates in the history of the USA right now!)

2) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s a witch

Witchcraft does NOT exist. Period.

3) She is married to the worst President in US History
1: He will be the first husband.
2: Nixon was even less liked. Truman, too. Bush is actually the most unpopular president since Nixon. Bush?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s worse than Bill Clinton!

4) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s a woman.
Please, don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t start this chauvinistic crap. Has been disproven so many times.

5) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s already part responsible for 50million innocent lives lost.

Everytime a mother decides to abort it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s that mother?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s decision. She?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s responsible, no one else. Or should we make Bush responsible for every american that died of alcohol (by accident, poisoning, whatever…) because Bush did not forbid alcohol? Should we make him responsible for every victim of a car accident because he has not made driving cars illegal? Would be the same logic.

Are you pregnant? Look out! She wants to snatch your little one from your womb!

Nope. She just gives you the choice whether you want the baby or not. She does NOT force anything on you.

And the Bible is the only place from which any of us can hope to get any sense of right and wrong.

I get it from my own conscience and logic quite well, you know. Who needs a stinkin?Ç¬¨?Ç¬• bible?

PS: Hey Sam, is the Unit coming or do I have to visit them?

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Stian Moltubakk January 29th, 2007 7:14 AM

That’s the worst pice off crap anny ignorant low life scum could ever write. With a inteligans like that I’m suprised that religious fanatic was able to spell at all
Mr. Satan January 29th, 2007 8:24 AM

“Woman is weak. And that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s not just my opinion, that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s the opinion of thousands of Christian women the world over. Not to mention the Lord God himself.”

If that is true, why is Shelley the leader of your site?
Atheist God January 29th, 2007 8:48 AM

“I find it hard to write about Hillary Clinton.”

Do you mean, I find it hard to not laugh while writing this article about Hillary Clinton, cuz I found it hard not to.

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“In the face of such pure and black evil, my gorge rises, my blood boils, my temper gets shorter and shorter?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?Ç¬?”

Careful there, might burst a blood vessel, also stop looking in the mirror…

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“Keeping a grip on the kind of sober and steady factual analysis for which this website has become renowned”

Um might I make a few spelling corrections there?

“Keeping a grip on my chair becuase of laughter due to my reading of this bullshit and steadily increasing unfactual analysis which has caused this website has become renowned as a great source of laughs”

think that covers it?

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“and which Christian readers quite rightly expect from us”

Your only talking about people who name themselves christians to feel like they belong, when they should go join al khaida or something right?

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“That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s why, in this first article about the woman known to most objective analyists as the Devil?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s Handmaiden,”

The only thing i can say bout this is LOL

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“I intend to editorialize as little as possible and just present you with a few of the basic facts.”

About the only basic facts I picked up in this article is her name and the fact she’s married to Bill Clinton

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“I?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥m sure my readers can do the analysis for themselves ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¨ and I?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥m sure that they will come to the same conclusion: This creature is vile!”

Once again, stop looking in the mirror…
I think thats the only similar conclusion that we would all come up with right?

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“There are also so many important matters to raise about Hillary Clinton that any real analysis would go on into next week. Out of respect for the hard-working lives of our Christian readers, I intend to keep this piece as short as possible – for now – and provide regular updates until a complete picture of this evil harridan is drawn up and available as an online resource for all concerned voters.”

I like the – for now – piece, sounds a bit like OR ELSE lol.

No body wants to see a complete picture of Hillary Clinton, thats like ewww gross, unless she’s wearing clothes, then it’s not to bad…

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“Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.”

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA Thats such a funny picture LOL, omg she looks possesed there lol, great find!

oh and btw, heres a few pictures of George Dubbelwoo Bush, and your right, pictures are worth a thousand words.
heres a picture of him being a chimpanze, i mean himself. (oh look a fraudian slip just for you)

And look at him playing cricket…

and heres one camparing him with a chimp…

I even found one of him picking his nose, he must be about 20 here?

And this is last, but funniest…

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“In her autobiography, Lying History (Oops! I mean, Living History. I think that was what Liberals term ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?a Freudian slip?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥)”

Um, yeah… that was really really lame…
Also thats not a fraudian slip, a fraudian slip is accidental, that i belive fits in with sarcasm.

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“the Democratic front runner claims that she didn?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t know that her husband Bill was committing filthy and lewd acts of a sexual nature in the Oval Office, spilling his hot love juice not just on the dress of Monica Lewinsky, but also metaphorically blasting it all over the face of the American people.

She says: ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?I did not know.?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬? ”

hey it’s more likely that she was denying it becuase she loved her husband and didn’t want to belive that he’d do such a thing.

Like if billy bob suddenly came out of the closet and announced he was gay and atheist and the only reason he was doing this site was to get close to you, you’d try to deny it wouldn’t u…

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“Come on! The entire United States of America knew that Bill was messing around. From sea to shining sea we knew what he was up to. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s why we were all so keen to see him impeached and out the Whitehouse and that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s one of the many reasons Slick Willy is now remembered as one of the very worst Presidents in US history. Either Hillary is lying, or she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s very stupid, or she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s both. (By the way, I think that the latter is closest to the truth.)”

Actualy if I remember correctly (but I might not cuz I prefer to stay out of the American politics cuz they are crazy) he’s remembered as a great man.

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“2) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s a witch

Do you actually need proof? Okay, consider this: UK First Lady Cherie Blair has admitted to wearing .a ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?magic pendant?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥ known as the BioElectric Shield, which is filled with ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?a matrix of specially cut quartz crystals?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥ that surround the wearer with ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?a cocoon of energy?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥ and ward off evil forces. Who gave it to her? The ex-First Lady, Mrs Bill Clinton!”

LOL, You belive in magic, omfg you are stupid, that is called Fairy Tale not reality, I suppose you still belive in santa and the easter bunny to! roflmao!

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“3) She is married to the worst President in US History

A vote for Hillary is a vote for Bill. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s right if you vote for her, old Slick Willy will be back in the Whitehouse. Will he be known as the First Lady?”

Actualy the worse president in US History is George W. Bush
And he’d proberly be known as the first man or something lol…

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“4) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s a woman.

I do not want a woman for President. Eve is deceived. Just look at what happened in the garden of Eden. Woman is weak. And that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s not just my opinion, that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s the opinion of thousands of Christian women the world over. Not to mention the Lord God himself.”

This is a case wear I have a serious desire to stab you for saying such words, instead I will just react as calmly as possible…

HOW DARE SOMEONE SUCH AS YOURSELF CRITISE FEMALES, WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THE HUMAN RACE BEING EQUAL AYE! FUCKING RIDDLE ME THAT YOU SEXIST SON OF A BITCH, MAY YOU BE STABBED AND RAPED BY OTHER MEN THEN ROT IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN, BECUASE THAT’S ALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE, SHIT AND TRASH. WE DO NOT NEED HORRIBLE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON THIS PLANET, IT’S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO START WARS WHEN THEY GET IN POWER, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF. AND YOU’LL FIND OUT WHO’S THE WEAKER SPECIES IF I EVER MET YOU DOWN A DARK ALLY.

I think that about covers it…

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“And what happens when Hillary gets all time-of-the-monthish? Will she start bombing our allies just because she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s bleeding from her front butt? You laugh now, but mark my words, you don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t want her fingers on the button.”

George Bush must have a continuing period then, cuz he just bombs your enemies for the sake of it, and I thought you supported the bombing of your enemies?
And besides, She can be over-ruled by the supreme council or who ever if she starts getting out of control. Either that or the general public will rebel and she’ll end up like good old JFK. (not poking fun at him or anything)

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“Like all members of the weaker sex, Hillary is prone to massive and uncontrolable mood swings.”

I have now surpassed the thought of just stabbing you, I don’t think thats going to solve it, maybe I’ll cut both your arms off and then make sure they heal nicely so that you can enjoy life without arms, and I might cut your tongue out so you can’t spread bullshit like this anymore.
Either that or throw u into a black prison for the rest of your life.
Also most males go through mood swings, just in a longer cycle (about 6 months or something) and during puberty most males go through moods swings in about 3 month cycles.

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“Any woman who supports the rights of women to kill their babies and have their tiny heads crushed and their helpless bodies filled with saline solution deserves to got to hell, not the White House.”

Um wtf?
She supports abortion, which can only be done before 3 months I belive, or it has a very large risk of the mother dying also, and after that the only reason they’ll abort a baby is if it has major issues such as Spine Bifida and other cases where the baby is malformed either physically or mentally (e.g it’s head is about 6 times larger than it should be, or in some case, there is no head)

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“Are you pregnant? Look out! She wants to snatch your little one from your womb!”

But only if you wish to abort and if your baby is under 3months in the womb.

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“People may criticize now and say that I?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥m bringing religion into politics. To them, I say ?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬?no!?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬? I?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥m talking about morality. Murder is a moral question.”

You are actualy bring religion into politics, you can’t deny it…
And it depends what the reason for “murder is” if the baby is so deformed it’d not going to live through birth, and proberly kill the mother, then i say get ridda it. Also you seem to not care about the war in iraq, infact you support it! So you’re supporting murder there…

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“And the Bible is the only place from which any of us can hope to get any sense of right and wrong.”

Considering how wrong parts of the bible are and how contradictory other parts are, I belive I can find much more reliable sources, such as my own brain, I have morals, unlike you people at STR.com.
Sorry rephrase that, I have Sensible
morals…

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“May God Bless and Keep on Blessing You Every Day,”

Pfft blessed by someone imaginary, I fell oh so special…

My imaginary friend Bob Blesses you though.

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God Of Atheism OUT.

Seriously though Sam, STFU you sexist bastard.

And sorry if theres random HTML coding lying around, I couldn’t be fucked proofreading and I dunno if half the HTML coding I used works on this blog.
Fribs January 29th, 2007 9:34 AM

ownd by ‘the german guy!’

I thougt Tristan is the most stupid writer on this blog, but Sam you are as dump as he is^^

greetz from good old germany^^
Simon January 29th, 2007 11:37 AM

Absolutely true……probably one of the truest articles I’ve ever read….and those captions with those pictures – priceless!!!!

“And what happens when Hillary gets all time-of-the-monthish? Will she start bombing our allies just because she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s bleeding from her front butt? You laugh now, but mark my words, you don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t want her fingers on the button.”

True, I tell you, true!!!!!!! I’m gonna print this and put it on my wall!!!
Jarvis Fernley January 29th, 2007 12:25 PM

Sam that was one of the most brilliant pieces of fair minded journalism I have ever read in my long life! Rush couldn’t have said it better! God bless you for exposing the truth about this horrible woman. Of course I am from the old school that believes woman’s place is in the home doing housework, cooking meals and breast feeding their children and husbands, not involved in politics or any other kind of man’s work. Hilary is really scary though with all her crazy pinko commie liberal ideas. If she ever gets elected as president this country will be heading straight down to hell! I heard that they might put that Bareback Ubangi (or whatever his name is) guy on the ticket with her and you can imagine the nasty mixed race stuff going on in the Oval Office when she tries to get back at old Bubba for slipping his crooked salami to Monica’s various openings. We just can’t let that kind of stuff happen to this great country. Keep on exposing Hilary and the rest of the Democ-rats for the Satanists they really are. With God’s help this country will not become another Sodom and Gonnorhea. God bless all the wonderful Christian people on this site and God bless America. Praise Jesus!
Simon January 29th, 2007 12:30 PM

God Bless America!
Ron January 29th, 2007 12:48 PM

I’m not a Hillary fan by any stretch but aren’t you grasping?

Of course she’s a liar, it goes with the trade–I think that even Honest George has been questioned there.

A witch? Uh, OK, perhaps you have a point.

Worst President? Did you forget about Hoover? Carter? Dub?

A woman? Get over it

Responsible for 50 million abortions? You might want to back up to 1973 because there could be a few Justices that might share partial blame.
wiccan-goddess January 29th, 2007 1:55 PM

omfg… and i thought me lmaf at a reply from BBN.. ok the reason your could not add more is because you have no more rational crap to add.. which come to think of it the only rational facts that was even provided was as atheist god said, her name and who she was married to, and also she is a woman.. I started not to even put a reply to this because it was sooooooooo easy.. you people make it so easy its pathetic..

ok now for saying clinton was the worst president.. do more research, because actually bushy boy comes in with being one of the worst. actually bushy boy is the 3 rd president the US has had, and no clinton was not one of them…

not wanting a woman for president huh??? just shows that you are scared of women underminding you.. which hell my dog has more common sense then you all..

a witch?hmmmm glad im not the only one then.. come on if she was really a witch do you think she would even bother with a campain? no she wouldnt becuase if she was a witch all she would have to do would be a little ritual and bam she has it. my god your pathetic..

waging wars due to her monthly huh??? so whats bushy boys excuse?

she’s killed millions of innocents?? and how many has bush actually had ordered killed??? just because she allows women to make her own choice does not mean she is killing them..

and what about bushy boys drug and alcohol habits? that doesn’t matter tho since he is your idol..

again bring facts to the table not your own pathetic opinions and turn them into facts.. which i do not think you can bring facts because evidently you do not even know the meaning of the word fact…

oh i think your only problem with her or obama becoming president is you feel all your precious thoughts and beliefs will have to be shared equally among men, women, color, sexuality….

goddess is love,
wiccan-goddess
Proud german January 29th, 2007 3:12 PM

one of the most brilliant pieces of fair minded journalism

Jarvis, being fair-minded requires you to not take any side. Even the name of this site shows that this is not the case.

Of course I am from the old school that believes woman?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s place is in the home doing housework, cooking meals and breast feeding their children and husbands, not involved in politics or any other kind of man?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s work.

You could be really surprised if you would ever see whatwomen are capable of. Heck, we had some in our tank company during my active duty. One was the second best gunner in the company (5th best in the whole battaillon!) and the others weren?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t that bad, either. (Regarding their skills as tank crew-members.)

Bareback Ubangi (or whatever his name is)

Barrack Obama. Way easier to memorize than Bareback Ubangi.

can imagine the nasty mixed race stuff going on in the Oval Office when she tries to get back at old Bubba for slipping his crooked salami to Monica?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s various openings.

She?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s way to kind for taking revenge in such a cheap manner. Heck, you can say a lot of bad things about her, but she?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s no whore. Seriously, this is a line one should not cross without hard evidence. Everything else would be really inpolite and indecent.

Keep on exposing Hilary and the rest of the Democ-rats for the Satanists they really are.

She was not exposed to be a satanist.

The German Guy
IMPACH BUSH!
Darren Nelson January 29th, 2007 3:25 PM

I agree with the German guy, women have proven themselves stronger than men ten-fold. Try having something the size of a watermelon come out of a hole the size of a lemon. Secondly, you have no right to control a woman’s choice to abort or not, I personally am aginst it. This crap about witchcraft pisses me off too, paganism was the main religion in Rome long before christianity, so your holy Vatican city was actually a pagan city far longer. Paganism is NOT witchcraft.
Blacloud January 29th, 2007 3:46 PM

Well, i don’t care whatever you say, because you are a woman, a weak and inferior kind of human being.
Satan January 29th, 2007 4:07 PM

Fuck you
J January 29th, 2007 4:08 PM

You’re an idiot.
wiccan-goddess January 29th, 2007 5:27 PM

@ Darren Nelson did you know that the vitican city is actually on top of a pagan graveyard?

I agree this about what they say about her being a witch is by far the stupidist thing i have ever heard.. ok well maybe not when it comes to this site… but anyway..

there is the pagan and wiccan religion that has a form of witchcraft in it.. then you can have witchcraft all by its self.. all witches are not wiccan or pagan, but all wiccans are witches, or better yet performs witchcraft in one for or another.. somewhat anyway..
however you can also be a witch for is pagan, muslim, atheist, even christian…

I for one practices eclectic wicca. which i bet str has no clue what that is, however i bet they will say its a form of satan worshipping.. lol
Billy Bob Neck January 29th, 2007 7:06 PM

Sam, once again y’all have bravely gone into the manure in order to expose Satan’s minions for evil scum of the earth that they are. It must not have been pleasant for ya, but you did it in the service of Our Lord and that alone’s gonna get you into Heaven.

I just wanna add that a friend of mine in the Promise Keepers went undercover in the Democrat party a few years back and told me that he actually saw Hellary kill a Christian baby and drink its blood. Next time you start thinking about her as President, think about the blood of a poor, innocent child dripping from the corners of her mouth while her eyes glowed red with lust for Satan.

Then maybe you’ll think twice about helping her.

God is Love!
wiccan-goddess January 29th, 2007 7:18 PM

And once again we see no facts coming from BBN’s reply. BBN don’t you think that if hillary killed a child she would be in prison? no? and what does it say about your “friend” who witnessed this happen? He evidently did not care if she killed anyone (as you are claiming), because if he did do you not think he would had said something. The thing is BBN that you are making up storys to help or rather try to help you stand by something you think, when you have no facts what so ever..
and BBN just one quick question for you ,which you probably wont answer since you do not answer any of the simple questions that Atheist God and I ask? I know just to much for you to handle..
But BBN what god do you pray to, what god do you believe in? because it has got to be one that does not represent the christian faith, and I know sure as hell that it does not represent any of the gods in the wiccan/pagan faith. so BBN what god do you worship??

Goddess is love,
wiccan-goddess
pw January 29th, 2007 7:33 PM

Is it possible to die laughing?
rolf January 29th, 2007 8:16 PM

I thought this site was funny and then i read athiest god’s reply. LOL!
Danny Ditto January 29th, 2007 8:45 PM

Except for the only real Constitutionalist candidate for President, Congressman Ron Paul of Texas(whom the controlled establishment media ignore,including Faux “News”),the Republicans are fielding some pathetic creeps like the Manchurian Candidate John McCain and Mussolini wannabe Rudolf Guiliani! Hillary Clinton is a Marxist and a control freak,but John and Rudy are fascists and control freaks! It looks right now like we’ll end up with the evil of two lessers from the two party elite puppets of the New World Order like we have for the last Century or so!
Elvish In Chains January 29th, 2007 9:11 PM

The only Republican Presidential candidate that sincerely believes the President should obey the Constitution is Congressman Ron Paul of Texas and the establishment presstitutes,including Fox “News” don’t even report that he’s running! The other candidates,John McCain and Rudolf Guiliani are fascist control freaks,in other words,typical Republican elitists like Dubya! Those two are better Presidential candidates than the Bride of Marx,Hillary Clinton? Give me a break!
bubba January 29th, 2007 10:36 PM

Don’t worry, after Bush and Cheney get impeached and tried for war crimes against humanity, we’ll have President Pelosi as a nice warm up to Hillary, if President Pelosi doesn’t get elected for a regular term that is.

Bubba
Atheist God January 30th, 2007 1:52 AM

To Jarvis Fernly,

“and breast feeding their children and husbands”

It might be just me, but I find being breast feed by my wife to be a little disgusting, dun mind sucking her tits though :P

also

“man?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s work”

When was the last time you saw female chef? I think that might be pointing out that maybe men are supposed to do all the cooking. pwned…
Also in politics having women in it is good, especially against a highly muslim nation, becuase then they are laughing so hard at you and they under-estimate your power and so they make critical stuff-ups which help you win wars. Women are also better at working things out with minimum loss, usually.

and…

“Bareback Ubangi (or whatever his name is)”

This combination of words I belive results in you talking about ‘a central african river riding a horse without a saddle’
either that or your talking about Barrack Obama, even though the only similarities i see in Barrack and Bareback are ‘Bar’ and the ‘K’ at the end, the second word makes no sense at all rofl.

and another…

“With God?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s help this country will not become another Sodom and Gonnorhea”

ok i think you mean Sodom and Gomorrah because Gonnorhea is a sexually transmitted diesese, now that is termed a Freudian Slip which means that you have Gonnorrhoea, shame…
Also when you click into that gonnorrhoea link these are the first few words from it “Tim Kroeger has Gonorrhoea” Thats the funniest edit I’ve ever seen lol, I can’t belive they didn’t pick up on it.

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To Darren Nelson,

“I agree with the German guy, women have proven themselves stronger than men ten-fold. Try having something the size of a watermelon come out of a hole the size of a lemon.”

Amen to the women proving themselves stronger than men peice, but correction on it being the size of a lemon, it’s got a 1 inch diameter the cervix does, so thats actualy worse lol >of laughter?” which is also possible, especially if your driving a car at 150km/ph and are laughing so hard u crash.

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To rolf,

First off I think your name is meant to be “rofl” unless of course your actualy name is rolf, in which case you can discard this.
Secondly I find it pleasing that I bring laughter and happiness to people, maybe thats why STR.com keep this site up and running?

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to Bubba,

“Don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t worry, after Bush and Cheney get impeached and tried for war crimes against humanity, we?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥ll have President Pelosi as a nice warm up to Hillary, if President Pelosi doesn?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t get elected for a regular term that is.

Bubba”

lol…

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God Of Atheism out!

Smoke dope, burn cars and then trash your own house, it’s fun…
Bo Thompson January 30th, 2007 5:45 AM

I couldnagree more! Hillary is possessed by the devil! No doubtaboutit.

Then I read a commnt by someone called Proud Nazi. It made me sick. Dammed islomafacistcommunistlibraldegeneratehomofaggotnazi Germans!
We can’t let this crime gainst the lord go unpunished!:

known to most objective analyists as the Devil?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s Handmaiden

Objective? Yeah, as objective as Pat Buchanan.

[Pat Buchanan is a great man!]

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

Indeed:
http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm

[Ya, well, at least our president ain't Hitler, Mr. Nazi!]

Come on! The entire United States of America knew that Bill was messing around. From sea to shining sea we knew what he was up to. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s why we were all so keen to see him impeached and out the Whitehouse and that?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s one of the many reasons Slick Willy is now remembered as one of the very worst Presidents in US history. Either Hillary is lying, or she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s very stupid, or she?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s both. (By the way, I think that the latter is closest to the truth.)

She knew it when it came to the media. Not before. Oh, and her husband was still way more liked than for example Nixon or GWB! (Those 2 have the lowest approval rates in the history of the USA right now!)

[Nazi!]

2) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s a witch

Witchcraft does NOT exist. Period.

[YES IT DOES! AND WE BURN WITCHES!]

3) She is married to the worst President in US History
1: He will be the first husband.
2: Nixon was even less liked. Truman, too. Bush is actually the most unpopular president since Nixon. Bush?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s worse than Bill Clinton!

[NAZI!]

4) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s a woman.
Please, don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t start this chauvinistic crap. Has been disproven so many times.

[Well, I guess ur write, Hillary is really a gay man!]

5) She?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s already part responsible for 50million innocent lives lost.

Everytime a mother decides to abort it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s that mother?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s decision. She?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s responsible, no one else. Or should we make Bush responsible for every american that died of alcohol (by accident, poisoning, whatever?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?Ç¬?) because Bush did not forbid alcohol? Should we make him responsible for every victim of a car accident because he has not made driving cars illegal? Would be the same logic.

[blah blah blah all I hear is a Satanist insulting the Dubya!]

Are you pregnant? Look out! She wants to snatch your little one from your womb!

Nope. She just gives you the choice whether you want the baby or not. She does NOT force anything on you.

[YES SHE DOES! THE BABY HAS NO CHOICE! THE ABORTION IS FORCED!]

And the Bible is the only place from which any of us can hope to get any sense of right and wrong.

I get it from my own conscience and logic quite well, you know. Who needs a stinkin?Ç¬¨?Ç¬• bible?

[BURN IN HELL NAZI!!!!! INSULTIN' TA BIBLE!!!! BURN!!!]

PS: Hey Sam, is the Unit coming or do I have to visit them?

[NAZI!]

The Nazi Guy
I VOTE FOR HILLARY AND HITLER!
Proud german January 30th, 2007 9:28 AM

[Ya, well, at least our president ain?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t Hitler, Mr. Nazi!]

Hitler died 62 years ago. Fortunately I was thus never able to know that SOB. Might have been shot for trying to kill him otherwise. Now we have a democratic system of shared power. Most power in the executive is in the hands of the chancelour, which is right now Mrs. Angela Merkel, the first women to be ever in that position.

[Pat Buchanan is a great man!]

And biased to a degree only a fanatic can be.

islomafacistcommunistlibraldegeneratehomofaggotnazi

You know that nazis hate communists, liberals, faggots, people with birth defects (degenerates) and all kind of religions? Actually quite a part of those people were victims to the concentration camps. And that communism and fascism don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t get well along was proven by WWII when Hitler and Stalin jumped at each pthers throat.

[YES IT DOES! AND WE BURN WITCHES!]

You burned them. In Medieval. try it today and the cops will lock you into a small cell for a very long time. Why? Cause witchcraft was never proven to exist.

[blah blah blah all I hear is a Satanist insulting the Dubya!]

Sorry, but I don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t believe in any being called Satan. Actually I was raised a catholic christian and chose to be an agnostic.

[YES SHE DOES! THE BABY HAS NO CHOICE! THE ABORTION IS FORCED!]

The choice is with the mother. Think before writing such bovine excrement.

[BURN IN HELL NAZI!!!!! INSULTIN?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥ TA BIBLE!!!! BURN!!!]

Luckily hell doesn?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t exist.

All those other nazi comment are just showing that you are actually unable to bring up any real argument about that point.

Okay, now that nazi issue:
1. I?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•m NOT PROUD OF THE THIRD REICH! But Germany?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s history has a little more in store than 1933-45!
2. I?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•d be stupid to be a nazi. National socialism has almost destroyed my country once and if it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s for me it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•ll never get a second chance!
3. Insulting people is really immature.

PS: I think that Barrack Obama will be the better candidate. And John McCain is the best the republicans have to offer.

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Darren Nelson January 30th, 2007 8:14 PM

Now I am going to take the PURE Christian view on this whole matter. In the bible it says “Love thy neighbor”, what I have seen here is pure and utter hate mongering. I see no love from these Christians who are supposed forgiving and honest and loving. The bible also states that “Judge not lest ye be judged”. Need I say anything there? Also if you can pull your heads out of your asses you judgemental “Christian” fucks you’d see that by your own standards, these comments you leave are enough to send you to hell.
That one dude obsessed with Nazi’s is really going to hell, and he’s also using that whole election “Innuendos” of the 1950’s. It just show’s sir, that you are stupid enough to make an ass of yourself with little or no help from others. I applaud you!!!
SC February 13th, 2007 1:31 PM

Just one thing…all ya bible hugers need help…Ya are a bunch of dumb fucks…people with opinions like yours should be shot and killed. You seriously make me sick …just becuase your so fucking stupid.

Enjoy your fucking day.
Hester's Pearl March 10th, 2007 4:54 PM

Women are not the weaker sex! Why would you say such a thing? In fact women are in some sences stronger than men. For example, women have a higher pain tolerence than men because of the discomfort they become used to excepting during their peirods. Women can have more orgasims than men, and have keener sences.

And i would really like it if you responded to me so my friends and I could study your answars to learn about ignorence and a person’s abilty to remain so.
dirty kuffar May 19th, 2007 9:45 PM

A vote for Hillary is a vote for Bill? Then I’m voting for Bill! Hooray! But then maybe I’ll be voting for Barack or Al Gore.

I just love to read the venomous hatred you spew as tribute to Jesus, the charlatan who said:
“But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither and slay them before me.”

Republicans lose and you help.
dirty kuffar May 19th, 2007 9:57 PM

A vote for Hillary is a vote for Bill?

Well at least he’s way more popular than “Jesus is my favorite philosopher” George W. Bush — you know, the Christian who is a huge failure and a discredit to your religion? Yeah — that guy.

Bill Clinton had a little sex on his penis. He disappointed his wife. He did not destroy America’s prestige. He did not weaken our international position. He is not responsible for untold numbers of human deaths in the way that that faithfull follower of Jesus is.

Ha, ha, ha! You lose, you loser! Ha, ha ha!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my, I’m so glad that you lose.

Chuckle.
dirty kuffar May 19th, 2007 10:03 PM

My name is Stephen D. Clark of Rye, NH, and I want to fight you because you idiots have dragged this country into the muck and the mire, you fucking idiots who think you own Jesus. I’ll fucking out-argue you on any point you wish because I know that you are deluded and I will thereby have a built-in advantage and will win, win, win.

Gentlemen never bet on a sure thing, it is said. Well, that clears me. So, do you wanna’ bet?
Matt June 14th, 2007 8:36 AM

Now if you were a REAL Christian you’d vote for me.
Joe December 2nd, 2007 10:44 AM

are you kidding? Hilary is not a weak women…it’s bill for succumbing the the pressure of a lusty woman! It was in her best interest to stay w/ him… look where she is now! I am a republican, but I’d like to see a women in the white house… it’s about time people stop being ignorant, and start being tolerant!
Go hil go
EnchantedWitchfromPA January 3rd, 2008 10:03 AM

And what if Hillary IS a Witch??? SO WHAT! All the BETTER! …and for the one who said that Witchcraft does NOT exist…check your history…or are you too close-minded to do so?
YoMomma February 13th, 2008 5:03 PM

wow. you give Christians all over the world a bad name. God chose many women to be great leaders in biblical times. in a cultural society in which women were not counted as full members of a jewish congregation and were discouraged from studying the law, Jesus taught women along side men! (Matt.14:21; 15:38; etc.).

Some examples, though there are many more:

1. Anna was called a prophet and became the first person to publicly proclaim that Jesus would be the redemption

2. Mary Magdalene was sent as the apostula apostalorum or as the apostle to the apostles to tell them of the Good news of Jesus?¢‚Ç¨‚Ñ¢ resurrection (Jn.20:17- & Mt.28:10)

3. Queen Ester rose from the lowly status of a Jewish woman orphan in postexilic Persia. She figured out how to work within the system she lived in to gain what she needed to survive and even to gain what she wanted. When her life and the lives of her people were threatened, she went through proper diplomatic procedures during a period of several days, including risking her own life, before making her request known to King Ahasuerus.

study your bible.
gary October 10th, 2008 4:14 PM

Without the intention of stirring anything up, I have great respect of differences of opinion and of points of view; with this is mind. How was it that you equated a Bioelectric Shield with magic and witchcraft?

I studied Physics in my undergrad, and over the course of that study, I developed the idea that electromagnetic pollution will soon be realized as one of the number one determents to humanity. It is a scientific fact that every electrical current produces an electromagnetic field. This is measurable and beyond speculation. It is additionally proven that the earth has its own magnetic field and equally proven that every living organism also has its own field.

It does not take a rocket scientist to observe that the world has and is becoming more and more wired and subsequently producing more and more artificial (man made) electrometric fields.

Doe it not stand to reason that MAYBE all of these increasing electromagnetic field MIGHT/DO have a less than favorable influence in biological beings. I believe that it is completely naive and dare I say stupid to think that we are unaffected.

With these scientific facts and my concern about electromagnetic pollution, I sought after any device that would minimize or neutralize its effects. In my research I found MANY devices that were scientifically designed for this purpose alone. Don’t trust me, do your own research.

I choose the bioelectric shield and am wearing it. I know what its effects are. It is not witchcraft and it is not magic. You would not touch an electric wire without and insulator, a glove for example, but no one is so stupid that they would call a glove magic or the wearer a witch. I guess it is easy to believe that if you cannot see it then it does not exist, but do you doubt that radio wave, or electricity exist? Pretty much no one would doubt that these phenomena exist. These phenomena are precisely what cause Electromagnetic pollution.

This world relies far too much one the electricity and wiring to even consider letting that general public know about the effects of electromagnetic pollution, and I would not expect any widely circulated study to come out in the near future, but do your own research. Electromagnetic pollution will be determined to be in the future a health scourge well beyond the order of asbestos, Mercury, Voc’c…etc.

I would not wait another minute to gain some knowledge and protection for my self and for my family. DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE HILLARY AND CHERI BLAIR KNOW SOMETHING THAT THEY ARE NOT TELLING US?

THINK FOR YOURSELF.