Friday Funnies: Who’s driving Obama?
Friends,
From time to time a reader asks me “Tristan, how come you dont put a few jokes into Shelley’s site?”, or “Why does it all have to be so serious?”. It’s not as if we conservatives don’t have a sense of humor. We’ve got a whole lot to worry about. It’s up to people like Shelley and the gang to stop Satan and the DNC from taking over America!
But heck, just this once…
“Who’s driving American policy?”
I’m not sure if all the liberals will get the joke, because it’s not in French. I’m sure if they get confused then one of my fellow patriots will be willing to explain it to them!
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
PS. To my fellow conservative bloggers – feel free to use my image to help let your readers know what the democrats are up to. Isnt it true that a picture is worth a thousand words? Well this one certainly speaks volumes.
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ROLTF! HA-HA-HA. It’s funny because it’s true! That’s just great Tristan. Who says that Christians don’t have a sense of humor?
I ain’t laughed so hard since Slick Willy said he didn’t have sex with that woman!
Tristan: don’t try to be funny. Just be yourself. Please do another Linux article, researched in your ingenious way. That’ll make much more people laugh.
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not sure if all the liberals will get the joke, because it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s not in French. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure if they get confused then one of my fellow patriots will be willing to explain it to them!
I get it. And it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s as funny as having a cold.
@Elendil: Right!
HERE is something really funny:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushtimecover.htm
And here something more serious I found:
I am against a war WITHOUT an ok of the United Nations because…
…it would be a serious violation of the international law. The USA and Great Britain condemned NS leaders and Japanese in Nuremberg and Tokyo for planning, initiating and waging wars of aggression. This scale should now be used to themself even if the international court of justice, against which the U.S.-government, probably in the consciousness of their preemptiv doktrin, resisted and resists with all means, unfortunately doesn’t lead these facts of the matter in the list of the litigable criminal offenses. For sure we should change the international law so that one doesn’t have to watch a genocide like in Yugoslavia idly if one doesn’t want to violate it, but that mustn’t permit an aggression towards a state only because one suspects certain weapons or intentions, and not at all under American management alone.
See http://www.3d-manufaktur.de/opinion.html for more reasons.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Amendment: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve just found some hilarious vids and I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to share the adresses:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://toccionline.kizash.com/films/1001/89/
http://www.frontsteps.com/movies/everybody_hates_saddam/
for Saddam rapping.
And for Afghanistan:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.workingforchange.com/go.cfm%3Fhref=http://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm%3Fitemid=14735%26amp%3Barea=comic
About Bushie:
God and the Village Idiot
One day God was hanging out at the Pearly Gates with St. Paul.
“I need to find someone to run for president,” he said after a while.
Attentive to his boss’ needs, St. Paul started naming off a few qualified candidates.
“Nah, I want that guy,” he said pointing to a drunken Texas governor pissing off a balcony.
“You’ve got to be kidding,” said St. Paul, “Not only is he dumber than a box of rocks, he’s got drinking and drug problems.”
“I don’t care,” said God, “This is the guy.”
Perplexed, St. Paul asked: “What is the problem, Lord, art thou angry with the Americans?”
“No,” said God, “I made a bet with the Devil that I could get a village idiot to run for president.”
“But won’t that work in the Devil’s favor, oh Lord?” Paul asked.
“That’s all right,” said God, “he’ll never take Florida.”
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Forgot the classic:
http://www.frontsteps.com/movies/the_real_hussein/
ROFL SHELLY THATS ABOUT AS FUNNY AS DUMPING 40,000 BABIES INTO A VAT OF FUCKING BOILING SOUP AND THEN EATING THEM!
in other words it not really funny, but is amusing in the way of wtf?
lol german guy, i loved that one..
as far as tristans.. need a little more work in photoshop, and u might will be able to make it even a quater of an inch funny.. in other words don’t post pics until u are better at photoshop… which i am sure u didnt make this pic, you probably stole it from another site…
but here is a joke for u…
A Christian Priest, a Rabbi, and a Pagan High Priestess
As part of an Interfaith community project, A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi, and a Pagan priestess decided that in order to improve relations in the community, they will go on a fishing trip together on a local pond. They’re out in the boat, and the Pagan priestess excuses herself to go to the bathroom back on the shore. She gets out, walks across the water back to shore, and then walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest looks in amazement, crosses himself, and they continue fishing. It comes on about noon time, and the rabbi realizes they left their lunches back on shore. So he gets up, walks across the water to the shore, retrieves the lunches, and walks back across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest, now completely amazed, and a little bit righteous, thinks, “not to be outdone by two heathens, I can do that too!!” So he gets up, excuses himself to go to the bathroom, takes a step out of the boat and promptly sinks to the bottom.
While he’s flailing around in the water, the rabbi looks at the priestess and says, “Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?”
The Pagan priestess replies, “What rocks?”
peace.
wiccan-goddess
lol, im a democrat and i think thats funny, atleast i can take a joke… but im not evil, and im not french you racist skum
hey This Reminds me Is not bush freinds of the bin laden family. Next time put him in there to