Help Win The War On Christmas
Yesterday I told y’all about a nursing home that put their elderly patients through a living Hell by depriving them of one of the only few bright spots left in the remaining days of their lives – Christmas.? Imagine spending your last days on earth waiting for Death to come and take you to your Savior and having some middle manger tell you that, well, no, you ain’t gonna celebrate the birthday of Jesus because we don’t feel like letting you.? There’s only one reason that those old people have got a chance to?die with dignity this Christmas season – somebody spoke up.
Too many times we Christians get the wrong message about Jesus.? “Jesus is all about love and forgiveness so y’all oughta just turn the other cheek while we?destroy all that you hold dear and turn your children against both you and God.”? Well, I don’t mean to use strong language but that’s a load of bull crap.? It’s time we Christians started to realize that we gotta take a stand and fight back against the forces of Satan.? And here’s a couple of ways to do that.
First off, ain’t nothing beats the power of a good bumper sticker.? There ain’t one single activist judge that can make up some law about how you can decorate your own car.? It’s your car.? You bought it.? Put whatever you want on it!? All them liberals got their bumper stickers with cuss words and nobody arrests them.? There’s all sorts of good ones out there.? It think my favorites right now is
Or you can make up your own!? All you need is a printer and a good idea!? How about “What the heck is Kwanzaa?!!”
Second – If you ain’t home schooling (and you really oughta consider it) chances are good that the homosexual that’s teaching your child hates Jesus.? And because he/she/it hates Jesus then Christmas is hateful to them.? And because Christmas is hateful to them they wanna get rid of anything that can remind your child of the birth of the Savior of Mankind.? They’re gonna pull out any trick they can from banning songs traditional Christmas hymns during the school “Holiday” pageant to banning Christmas ornaments in classrooms to even banning the colors red and green.? That’s when you gotta hit them just as hard as they’re trying to hit you.? Since unlike some other religious faiths, Christians don’t believe in suing first and asking questions later, you oughta talk to the principal first.? Something like this usually works.
Hi, Principal [Sodomite].? My child told me that you’re trying to destroy Christianity in America by not allowing him/her to praise the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a way consistent with the first Amendment of the Constitution.? If this is true then I’ll be calling all the local newspapers, TV and radio stations to inform them that not only are you bigoted against Christians but that you have openly gay teachers on your staff.
“I just L-O-V-E directing the kindergarten pagan
thelebration of the Winter Tholstith!? VA-VA-VA-VOOOM!”
Usually, that’s all it takes for the principal to personally bring in Christmas decorations.? If not, then The Liberty Council is your next stop.? In some cases they can provide help with in minutes.? And if the ACLU steps into the fight they’ll handle the case for free!
This same tactic works in the office, too.? Of course, you’ll want to be a little more discreet.? Rather than talk to your boss, I’d recommend writing directly to the president of the company, as well as the vice president, CEO, CFO, legal council,?comptroller and everyone on the Board of Directors.? One of these folks is bound to be a Christian and, who knows, you might find yourself in your old boss’ office!
A typical office decorated for the “holidays”
Thirdly, don’t forget the power of the pocketbook!? Once again, the folks at The Liberty Council did all the legwork and offer a Naughty and Nice list which tells you which companies you should and should NOT buy from.? Tops on the list is Best Buy (which you oughta call WORST Buy!? Haha) since they consider “Merry Christmas” to be disrespectful.? You oughta know that if you kept your receipts then you can march right back to the store and return everything.? And when you do, make sure you let the manager know that not only will you not be walking into their store again until the “come to Jesus (haha)” but that the manager will personally burn in Hell for allowing this kind of thing to happen.
Pointing out the dangers of actively working against
the celebration of the birth of Christ is every
manager’s nightmare.
Lastly, and probably most important, say “Merry Christmas” to every single person you meet.? Whether it’s in a store, your office, on the shooting range or just walking down the street this is the best defense against Satan’s spreading influence.
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I agree it’s not right to limit anyone in his/her customs. On the other hand, the Christmas is a spiritual celebration, and if you cannot celebrate Christmas without all the secular paraphernalia as wreaths, green/red ribbons, decorated trees and so on, you’re doing something wrong. Christmas should be wholehearted spiritual celebration, not a shopping/decorating frenzy.
And, more importantly, the early Christians managed to celebrate all Christian holidays even when they were persecuted much more than elderly in US of A nowadays. See above paragraph for possible reasons.
Bumper sticker… Fear the power of the Mighty Bumper Sticker! Ha ha :D
‘If you ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t home schooling (and you really oughta consider it) chances are good that the homosexual that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s teaching your child hates Jesus.‘
Then, chances are also good that a bolt of lightning will kill you on the spot. Chances are also good that a relative will poison you. Chances are good that a government vehicle, maybe even the president’s, will knock you down dead on the street.
Chances, chances… they exist, but they’re slim. Combined, they’re even less (if you wanted a bit of knowledge, read something on the probability theory). I dare to guess, that chances for a teacher to be gay and pederastic at the same time is like someone winning a lottery jackpot.
Office is for business. End of story. Large corporations usualy have non-discrimination policies in effect, so they either promote none, or promote all.
The Naughty/Nice list is quite short. What happens if you need something that only Naughty shops have? Would you forego buying a medicine you urgently need in a pharmacy without a wreath on its doors? Plus your pocketbook might hurt quite a bit if you need to travel to get to the Nice shops.
Lastly, “Merry Christmas” to everyone — to all men of good will (and women too).
Here’s an article in reply to a letter to the editor about ‘Merry Christmas’ vs ‘Happy Holidays’& the ugly truth about the violent radical that invented ‘Kwanzaa’ entitled, There’s Nothing Wrong with “Happy Holidays”? http://www.federalobserver.com/archive.php?aid=11202
Merry Christmas, I guess…
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?What the heck is Kwanza?!!?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Futurama quote. Unoriginality is funny. :D
I thought you didn’t give a toss about old people, as of about half a year ago when you said that everybody over 60 should be killed by the gov.
Lmao, FOOLS!
Look up all the holy days listed in the Bible that God commanded the Children of Israel & early Christians to celebrate. Not one birthday celebration for Christ or anyone else is listed! I’m not telling you not to celebrate Christmas but pointing out how absurd it is to insist everyone celebrate by your rules or claiming they’ll burn in hell when your rules aren’t even scriptural! It’s like insisting everyone celebrate Easter the way you want when the Bible says nothing about Easter but says you should celebrate the Passover! And in another article there was a claim that colorful clothes was a sign of homosexuality & displeasing to God but now you insist on Christmas colors of red & green! You make up rules not in the Bible & flip-flop on those rules!
seriously… is this shit for real?
I saw nothing in the Bible about red and green ribbons. Nothing about car stickers either, but that’s not surprising. I even wonder if it is said that you should celebrate Jesus’s birthday (if it is, please quote it)
I don’t see any of the Shelley crew pointing out the passage of the bible that says to celebrate Christmas. At least two people have mentioned that it is not there. Jesus was not born Dec. 25 because the shepherds would not have their sheep in the fields at night in December. Christmas is a man-made holiday, picked to coincide with an already celebrated pagan holiday to make it easier on the newly converted to observe. There is no “war on Christmas” (except in Bill O’Reilly’s oddly perverted mind).
First off, ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t nothing beats the power of a good bumper sticker.
Yeah, mine reads: There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a village in Texas missing it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s idiot.
PS: Kwanzaa = Christmas. Basically. Without the christian part.
Hi, Principal [Sodomite]. My child told me that you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re trying to destroy Christianity in America by not allowing him/her to praise the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a way consistent with the first Amendment of the Constitution. If this is true then I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll be calling all the local newspapers, TV and radio stations to informt them that not only are you bigotted against Christians but that you have openly gay teachers on your staff.
*Sarcasm on* Wow, what a kind and respectful spech! *sarcasm off*
You could be sued for that one. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s basically blackmail.
PS: What?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s that save christams bs about? I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know anybody trying to ban christmas.
Rather than talk to your boss, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d recommend writing directly to the president of the company, as well as the vice president, CEO, CFO, legal council, comptroller and everyone on the Board of Directors.
Now that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just the most dishonourful and cheap way to do it. How republican!
PS: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to see that paragraph about christmas in the bible, too!
Merry Christmas! And Happy Holidays!
IMPEACH BUSH!
THERE IS NO WAR ON CHRISTMAS! IT IS A DISTRACTION! JUST LIKE THE WHOLE DEMOCRAT-REPUBLICAN RIGHT-LEFT PARADIGM! What you should be focusing on if you love God is bringing your troops home before they go insane from murdering children! AND IMPEACHING BUSH WILL DO NOTHING! HE IS A FIGUREHEAD! Bush gives two or three speechs a week, naps, and maybe gets drunk. HE IS NOT THE DE FACTO LEADER! HE IS A SHILL! DICK CHENEY HAS MUCH MORE INFLUENCE THAN HIM! And if we got rid of Bush, we would get someone much worse, like Hillary Clinton.
And, as Christians say ‘God bless you’ or some other such garbage, I feel obliged to end my post with an opportunity for you to discover the truth:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6495462761605341661&q=Martial+Law
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=786048453686176230&q=Terrorstorm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-82095917705734983&q=Bohemian+Grove
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198&q=America+Freedom+to+Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=Loose+Change
Draw your own conclusions…
Everyone has a right to life, even if they read pornography.
Who gave you the right to judge others, unless you can turn water into wine just turn a page and get on with life……….
Christmas is the celabration of the birth of our Loard and Savyear, Jesus Christ! The Liberials and homosexuals would like to put and end to it, but some great Americans like Bill O’Reilly and Johnnie Gibson won’t let them! Praise their Names in His Name!
Jesus is all loving and all forgiving!
But Death to our enemies and all who oppose us at the Swoard of Jesus’ solders!
Your’s in Christ, J.D. Stephens
Well, you’re all idiots. Look, not everyone celebrates the same religion and you need to get the hell over it. You people are like the next generation on Nazis. Don’t go here, those people are gay. Don’t do that because that means you hate God. You people are so incredibly prejudiced that its hard to find and good, clean morals that you condone on this site. What is wrong with you all?