Are foreign foods turning our kids homosexual?
Friends,
We know you have come to trust ShelleyTheRepublican.com as a source of spiritual and scientific advice, which is why we know you will trust me when I think I have found one of the biggest cover-ups in the entire history of the liberal conspiracies:
We all know that homosexuals like to eat the strangest foods. What could be more gay than sipping a “sake” while nibbling at “sushi”. These are disgusting foreign foods that no sane person would eat. But what if another foreign food were responsible for turning people gay and liberal in the first place?
A recent scientific study has concluded that the “Soy” bean, may be one of the leading causes of homosexual immorality in the USA. Not only does this study confirm that homosexuality is a “lifestyle-choice”, but it also suggests that merely by removing soy products from the “pre-gay” diet, we may be able to completely reverse the homesxualization process.
The soy-bean, a disgusting foreign product, genetically engineered by liberals to turn your kids gay. Why would any God fearing American ever wish to eat this soul-destroying food?
James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries has discovered that the soy-bean, a component of infant formulas, dairy-free milk and foreign snack foods contains estrogen, the female hormone. It is a well known fact that exposure to this hormone can cause femeninzation to occur, transforming healthy heterosexual males into mincing, frilly-shirted dandies in a matter of weeks. It is surely no co-incidence that consumption of soy based products is much more common amongst homosexual and liberal groups.
This innocent child is already attracted to brightly-colored clothing, could this be an early onset of homosexuality? This infant’s formula may contain soy-protein which James Rutz has identified as the most femenizing substance known to man. A soy-free diet may help prevent this child from growing up liberal.
We all know that the homosexual lifestyle is the start of a slipperly-slope which will inevitably lead to atheism, terrorism and finally damnation. So isnt it time we did something about this poison in our kids’ food? We at ShelleyTheRepublcan believe that Soy food products should be banned in the interests of preserving American morality. Please, for the sake of the children – this soy madness must end.
Shelley’s Action Alert:
- Soy beans are not native to the U.S.A. this mean God did not intend us to eat this product. Why would we wish to import this food when we have great agricultural products like corn and wheat? Did the founding fathers need soy? Heck no – so why do we?
- Most soy is consumed in Japan, a nation where the most popular foods include raw-fish and octopus tentacles. Why would we wish to import foods from a nation whose perverts buy used-underwear from vending machines?
- Homosexual children bring shame upon their parents: If you suspect that your child may be gay because of soy-exposure please seek Christian counciling today. Most Christians agree that homosexuality is caused by demonic posession, so speedy exorcism may be required.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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It seems that the people that host this site have been eating many soy beans since long time ago…
Ah well… same old. same old.
It’s not scientific evidence if a minister says so. It may constitute a belief (if you unquestionably trust him), but no knowledge or even universal truth.
I’ve searched scientific google today (http://scholar.google.com) and didn’t find anything on soy containing estrogen. Moreover, I found that soy lowers hormone levels (http://www.leaonline.com/doi/abs/10.1207/S15327914NC3601_3) and many articles on how soy helps post-menopausal women to overcome their menopausal inconveniencies.
There’s nothing wrong with sushi… It’s the same as steak tartare, or very rare steak.
A personal confession. I cannot STAND soy. It tastes rotten. And yet I’m gay. Now what?
Regarding your ‘alerts’:
- Is wheat native to North America? Are cows? Sheep? What about bananas, pineapple? Or do you not eat any of these?
- Wrong :) Most soy is not consumed in Japan. You contradict yourself in one sentence — how can it be most consumed in Japan if all they eat is raw fish and octopi tentacles (which are more healthy than beef steak)? Ah, by the way, most soy is eaten in China.
- Well, I had a boyfriend once, that was very religious. But nothing availed — priests even tried laying hands on him, but… he remained as he is. Exorcism seem not to be working at all.
Slovak Guy
Drivel as ever, completely fact-free and showing the usual dismal grasp of the English language. “femeninzation”?!
not bad, this one is funny again, but you should take care that your hilarious argumentation is more or less coherent. If you contradict yourself (and not only just the knowledge that derived from 4000 years of human history)in the same articel, the people will stop beliving that you are real (see the articel about the interview with this doctor who first cursed all homosexuals and than described how he would like to have a pretty gay orgy with jesus himself). Thats just a lack of credibility.
SO in this articel you claim that soya beans turn you americans into queers (doesnt need much to turn gay in the USA, does it?) because of all the female hormons in it (did you already double check the content of estrogen in industrial produced beef? i guess it would be more efficent to stop eating McDonalds Burgermeat if you actually want to eat less estrogens). Thats a nice argumentation you just made up, it sounds scientific, at least for the stereotype of a christian dumass from the midwest we all have in our minds when we read this articels.
So consequently it is funny. but when you than, with your last sentence, prove your whole hilarious construction wrong – than its no longer funny. you cant say that homosexuality is caused by soya beans and suddenly turn your head and claim its caused by demonic posession (or gods punishment as this page did yesterday). That sounds too much like catholic church, vatikan and SS-Ratzinger. you are so much funnier than that!
So please stay coherent and meet our prejudices in our heads and we will keep on coming back and believe that you are actually real
Ps: I would like to read an articel about the american civil war, just as an idea…for which side would you have fought?
Brightly-colored clothing is certainly leading our children down the path to hell. Though my religious aunt told me I was on the path to hell also because my clothes were all black. I guess I’m doomed either way by that logic.
“Homosexual children bring shame upon their parents: If you suspect that your child may be gay because of soy-exposure please seek Christian counciling today.”
That is freakin hilarious. Soy-exposure…you know a lot of fast-food places cook their stuff in oil made from soybeans (like McDonalds). Good luck.
Juste remember when you read this article :Tristan has proved, beside being incredibly incompetent, to be a liar (see his previous articles).
Therefore, do not believe this article without seeking for informations on your own. I mean, real, scientific informations, with studies results and evidences. Not just someone claiming that soy bean are feminizing you.
Any source that has Chuck Norris write columns for them is as far as I’m concerned completely untrustworthy!
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Next to that. The US is the biggest producer of genetically altered soy beans, and chances are you yourself are taking them in on a daily basis, but I guess that is of less significance to you.
Feeling kinda queer yet?
Hi Tristan, thank you for providing this valuable piece of information. We have been feeding our small children soy based products. Now we will stop doing that and pray to God that it’s not already too late.
It just goes to show you can’t be careful enough with all these liberal new fashion goods these days.
Oh well, I guess when things go bad, we can always send them to reformation camps when they grow up.
All the best,
Matt
You are all totally fucked up! What’s wrong with you?
Lea
There are Bovine Growth Hormones in factory farmed American beef & milk along with God knows what in genetically engineered American produce,so blaming foreign foods for homosexuality is just bashing other countries’ food for a problem that is in food here too! Could someone be born gay because of foods their parents ate? Homosexuality leads to terrorism? You’re contradicting yourself since you’ve said on this site that homosexuals can’t use a gun or put up a decent fight because they’re effeminate! And are all sins of the flesh related to demonic possession or is homosexuality unique in that?
OH com’on Tristan, you also lose credibility when you interrupt a serie of 7 critical posts by one you wrote by yourself!such a selfwritten “oh yes, thank you tristan, you opend my eyes by that”-articels isn’t credible like this! no one actually accepts such a controversal subject just like this – not even the rednecks you try to imitate. So if you fake supporting posts, than plz do it in a credible manner, otherwise its to obvious that this whole blog is a just a (really!) hilarious joke.
so long
It all sounds pretty logical to me! Give your kids a diet of soy and the guys will eventually become sausage eaters and the gals bearded clam lickers if you know what I mean and I think you do! Something besides the Devil turns those people into perverts although liberal education has something to do with it too I suppose. It’s like did you ever notice how many liberals and commies are vegetarians? It appears to me that all vegggies turn you into a goofy liberal and soy products make you go homo or lezbo. Until somebody comes up with a better scientific explanation (and I don’t think there is one) there ain’t gonna be no soy products in the Fernley home and I’ll also be checking the menus at the restaurants we go to. Thanks to Brother Shuddery for bringing this matter to our attention. I truly love the education I get from this site. God bless Shelley and her brilliant Christian associates!
Yea well, according to Shelley and clones, Cancer is the punishment og GOD… Smoking gives you lung cancer, and still Shelley encourages people to smoke ( As she does her self ).
And beeing republican may not actually give you cancer, it just MAKES you a cancer to society, to the world and to GOD…
I noticed clones like BBN, still says ” GOD is Love” and still he hasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t learned the meaning of the word….
I’d like to show you all a one act play I wrote:
STR: LOL I AM TEH BIGOT!!!111eleven :D
THJ: Fuck off.
Fin
Also, in answer to your question…
Are foreign foods turning our kids homosexual?
Erm… no.
“We all know that homosexuals like to eat the strangest foods. What could be more gay than sipping a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?sake?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? while nibbling at ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?sushi?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.”
Another recent study proves most homosexuals eat unhealthy fastfood, especially from McDonalds just like you, what a coincidence…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenn, Hilsen Mr.X
Food can’t make you gay. Being a pervert makes you gay.
may I enquire as to what this image is http://shelleytherepublican.com/str.gif
Response ASAP please
“Soy beans are not native to the U.S.A. this mean God did not intend us to eat this product. Why would we wish to import this food when we have great agricultural products like corn and wheat? Did the founding fathers need soy? Heck no – so why do we?”
Soy beans are not native to the US? Are you drunker than usual? Have you ever been outside of asshole, Oklahoma before? If you ever decided to travel our lovely country and make it to the midwest, all you will see is a series of corn fields and soy fields. Thousands and thousands and thousands of square miles of soy fields. I used to live on a farm in Illinois, I would know. One year you grow corn which robs the soil of certain nutrients and replaces other nutrients. The next year you grow soy who uses the nutrients the corn puts back and it puts back the nutrients corn needs. So whenever you see a corn field in the mid-west, you can bet that next year that will be a soy field.
I don’t believe how much shit you make up. Where do you think they grow soy?
Jesus ate octopus tenticles.
I think the best word to sum up this article is “LOL.”
This article forces me to ask “how can you live in world like this?” Everything is bad, homo, liberal, demonic, stanic. Food, science, culture.
Your article is as false as usual. But funny.. i like to see that there are adults with this level of education. I am interested what STR people do for living. I am affraid that they must fail in almost all fields and profession(except fudges writing)
People need to lighten up, it’s just a joke!
Or I hope it is…
I also think that it is a joke.. but.. what if not? That is what make me nervous. Fortunately there is only minority people like str.
There any number of colors that are pleasing to God such as a medium-blue, darkish-green, light brown (or “tan”) and a meduim-gray.
Allowing children to start wearing “funny” hats like that one is just asking for trouble. That’s exactly the kind of hat that those two boys at Columbine uses to hide weapons in.
It’s right there in the Bible, like everything else – Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
“There any number of colors that are pleasing to God such as a medium-blue, darkish-green, light brown (or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?tan?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?) and a meduim-gray.”
If God didn’t want us to wear brightly colored clothing, or clothing with different colors that aren’t listed above, why did he give us the ability to make clothes of such colors that he would find “displeasing”?
On that note, if there is so much that is displeasing to God, like your feared homosexuality and the nasty, liberal Linux, why did he put such things in existence in the first place?
What’s this nonsense about colorful clothes turning kids “queer”? Little girls have been traditionally dressed in pink for ages! Are you now claiming that pink will turn them into lesbians? The local high school in my town has been known as “Big Red” for several generations & the school colors are red & white! Are you calling our school “homo”? You better not come here & say that,you might get a butt kicking by local jocks!
Sick! Men have normal amounts of estrogen in their blood, and women have normal amounts of testosterone in their blood. There are so many things about what you have just wrote that make no sense at all. Do you realise that about 80 percent of the replies to this blog are saying you are a stupid shit. May your god have mercy on your soul. Cos I sure as hell wouldn’t.
shuddery paid to have a big black, soy fed dog up him. He’s a little biased.
I found a link to this blog on my high school megazine, and… ahahah that’s exactly as it was written!!!
I thank Jesus for leading me here. I’m an Italian and that worries me, because I know that God prefers Americans, but even so I keep on praying that He will favor me anyway. I just love the fact, in the meantime, that I can come here to read the real truth rather than the disgusting lies put about by our European liberal government.
Go on this way, but splease make it clear that this is just for the love of Jesus!…. :D
We know you have come to trust ShelleyTheRepublican.com as a source of spiritual and scientific advice,
Made my day! ROFL!
We all know that the homosexual lifestyle is the start of a slipperly-slope which will inevitably lead to atheism, terrorism and finally damnation.
Who is “we all”? Cause I know this is bullshit.
No facts, no sources, just baffling. What a typical STR-article.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Here’s the facts about soy! Mothering Magazine Article:Whole Soy Story:The Dark Side of America’s Favorite Health Food: http://www.mothering.com/articles/growing_child/food/soy_story.html
Critiquing this drivle is like trying to critique Mein Kampf.
Hahaha, oh wow. This is delicious troll, you must feed it.
bahahaha this is fucking excelent!
btw shelly ur a nazi.
GOD IS A BLACK MAN!
well not rly since he doesn’t exsist, but i just saying that to annoy u.
i reckon some1 should sue u for like 20million us dollars.
and they’d win.
especially if it was a black judge, gay judge, a happy cheerful guy, oh man the list goes on and on lol.
Seriously, uhm, I’m not actaully joking. Are you retarded/,mentally handicapped in some way? I’m not joking, its a serious question, I mean, are you, honestly, of sound body and mind. Because you sound like a fucking retard.
EOSTROGEN, EOSTROGEN, in soy? Are you fucking kidding. I’m a researcher, and we’re actaully testing soy at the moment for its possible uses in the pharmacy and industry fields, and we’ve found NO eostrogen in over 100 samples. So, what, are you, actauly, completly fucking retarded?!
You people are idiots scientific evidence clearly states homosexuality is caused by the line emission spectra from rainbows….:p
if god wanted you to eat only american grown food does that mean that your ancestors (before they immigrated) are all burning in hell
whoops i thought that wad serious :p disregard my previous comment
Soy Is Good For You, Sushi Is Good For You. And Its SOFT DRINKS You Buy From Vending Machines, Not UNDERWEAR.
SOY MILK TASTES GOOD!
*but not the chocolate kind, it tastes bad*
uhh… soy beens ARNT forin… and they dont eat your soul… there made in the US
I HAVE NEVER READ SUCH CRAP! OH MY GOODNESS! THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST IGNORANT AND ILL INFORMED ARTICLES I’VE EVER READ. TRISTAN, OR YOU REALLY NEED TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT AND DO SOME RESEARCH. FOOD DOES NOT MAKE A CHILD GAY. LOL I AM SPEECHLESS! LOL
So… Is this a joke? Or… Is some radical christian really saying that soy beans turn people gay?
As a well educated person, I feel the need to reply to this “article” and say that this is completely discredited by science, the author didn’t even cite his source or where the study came from or if he performed the “study” himself. And if you think science is part of the devil too, don’t ever think about stepping into a doctor’s office ever again… Because the devil will get your children there too!
In case you’re too stupid, that last part was sarcastic.
Tristan J. Shuddery, you sound awfully like you’re homophobic. Ever heard that those that are most homophobic are afraid of their own feelings of being homosexual. Just a thought for you.
You people are sick. You’re terrified of anything different, you’re afraid of change, you’re just sick. In the fifties, it was considered wrong for a black man to marry a white woman. Of course, we’ve all finally grown up and moved on and realized that it’s actually quite ok for that to happen. There’s nothing wrong with homosexuality! What’s the big fucking deal?!?! It’s simply their sexual preference, how the fuck does it effect you? I’m so pissed off, I can hardly write a rational responce to what I’ve just read. I’m straight, for the record, but I have gay friends who I think are awesome! You people are fucked up in the head, and afraid of change. I can’t wait till you’re all weeded out, via Darwin baby!!!!!
(Oh, and for the record, you should add a little button next to the ‘anti spam word’ that allows you to change pictures. My eyes aren’t what they used to be, I’ve tried to post this damn thing four times already!)
“Soybeans are not native to the US, therefore, God did not intend us to eat this food.”
Since when did the US have the market cornered on what’s holy, you fuck? Did you blank out on your bible or do you not realize that Jesus lived in the Middle East and was likely a person of color. Holy Shit! Didn’t think of that one did you?
BTW, when Jesus said don’t ‘take my name in vain’, He wasn’t talking about saying. “Jesus Christ!” when you slam your finger with a hammer. He was talking about bigoted idiots like you writing crap like this and attaching His name to it.
I hope you were kidding, if not, please crucify yourself somewhere. The world needs less like you around. Maybe you should read the parts about, “love thy neighbor” and “thou shalt not judge.” again.
Very funny. Why do most of the comments take you seriously? No sense of humor? Maybe because they’ve been brainwashed into believing that all religious people are crazy? Great message to send. Thanks for the hate-speech.
“Jerk” who believes in God.
Either this is a hilarious joke or a very appalling opinion. I do hope it’s a joke. I mean, come on. My mom drinks soy milk, and she is sooo not gay.