Sunday Prayer : Jesus inside
Dear Lord
Thanks for sending thousands of truth-seekers to ShelleyTheRepublican.com every day.
I don’t think we, the writers of STR.com, would have the strength to keep this website running without your son, Jesus Christ. We have Jesus inside of us.
Today I want to thank you for this wonderful gift. We will continue to do your work as long as you want us to.
Amen
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A prayer by STR that doesn’t take cheap shots at critics & political opponents or pray that they will soon die & burn in Hell! It’s a miracle! Praise the Lord!
Shelley, your village called, they need their idiot back.
A prayer by STR that doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t take cheap shots at critics & political opponents or pray that they will soon die & burn in Hell! It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a miracle! Praise the Lord!
Wow! You’re right! That’s kinda weird for this site.
Thanks! This is my way of reaching out to the other side!
If democ-rats and fags and retards start accepting Jesus in their hearts we can all live in peace!
If democ-rats and fags and retards start accepting Jesus in their hearts we can all live in peace!
Why do you insult your fellow autistic people?
Shelley,correct me if I’m wrong,but in your comment did you imply that anyone that disagrees with you on anything is a “democ-rat”, “fag” or “retard”? If so,in the words of Ronald Reagan,”There you go again!”!
I like “Jesus inside” logo. This contribution is nice. I have nothing to disagree with.
If people from christian communities are less agresive and more tolerant it is easier to speak with them about serious topics.
I am no “truth-seeker”. I just visit this site to have a good laugh at the stupidity of others. Right now I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m really amused.
@DannyDitto: AMEN!
@RFBW: Amen,too!
Still, Shelley, calling people fags and retarded and mocking liberals with this non-existant word democ-rat won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t do you any good.
PS: God told me that he wants this site to be closed down. Like you promised it in case that the republicans lost the November elections.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I don’t want you to continue my work.
If the fag (sam johnston) and the retards (Shelley, Tristan and Billy Bob) would go and jump in front of a bus, we could all live in peace…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenne, Hilsen Mr.X
I thank Jesus everyday for this great website, truly a voice in the wilderness of liberal propagranda. Shelley you should have added crazy Nazi loving krauts to the list of democ-rats, fags and retards that we hope will eventually find Jesus in their hearts and begin to think the right way as we do. I don’t think that sausage eater from Nazi-land will ever see the light though any more than those “sausage eaters” (if you know what I mean!) down in San Francisco will. I feel so blessed for discovering this wonderful site. Keep up the good work my Christian Republican brothers and sisters! God is truly love!
Hi Jarvis,
may i ask to which Church do you belong to? If i know current pope(Roman Catholic) is German. He would not be pleased if you call his home Nazi-land.
I presumed that Christianity in US profess to Roman Catholic. But maybe you are near to foundation of new branch of catholic church. Something more agressive and militaristic.
Do not be suprised that with this attitude you provoke agressivity and vulgarity in other inteligent people(I am curious whether you exploit last sentence:)
You and others from str continuously insulting people while announcing that God is love. Everyone must see this inner contradiction. That is why I persistently think that str is satiric site to parody American christians and republicans.
How dare you say that you have Jesus inside of you?! Aren’t you aware of the homosexual overtones of such a statement? Get down on your knees and pray to God for forgiveness!
“How dare you say that you have Jesus inside of you?! Aren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you aware of the homosexual overtones of such a statement?”
I think you are a homosexual…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle branne, Hilsen Mr.X
“I am no ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?truth-seeker?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. I just visit this site to have a good laugh at the stupidity of others. Right now I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m really amused.”
And I am really amused about how boring you are.
“may i ask to which Church do you belong to? If i know current pope(Roman Catholic) is German. ”
The roman catholic church is the church of satan and the pope is the antichrist. Don’t you think that the antichrist himself comes from naziland?
If your last reply was for me.. so I am not saying anything like that.(please read carefully).
But if i think about it.. quite good joke:-). Homosexual with “Jesus inside” must be the happiest. No flame.
I find out that str people have problem with verifying their statement about ordinary things(not religious matter).
It is the same as suggesting random sentences “Earth is flat”, “Sun is green”, “Hand with six fingers”, “Water flows uphill”, “He is homosexual”, “This is evil”.(no relation)
I respect your fate. But i never thought that there could be so big communication problem. What is the meaning to write a lie to let my correct you.
to Swip and others:
>The roman catholic church is the church of satan and the pope is
>the antichrist. Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you think that the antichrist himself comes
>from naziland?
It is weird, what you are saying. So you are member of some minor american church? I am sory but i dont know situation in America about Churches.
I am affraid that nobody belive in your statement about roman catholic. But be strong in your faith… it probably has some sense.
I am interrested if other str people think the same.?
Vash, most of the US Christians are of various Protestant denominations & Latin American nations are mostly Catholic. Swip believes the Pope is the Antichrist but only a few insiders know for sure who the Antichrist might be! The Vatican has been infiltrated by the Luciferian Masonic P2 Lodge but many Protestant denominations & televangelists have been infiltrated by Freemasonry & other Luciferian occult secret societies too! Most Catholics & Protestants are decent people who don’t know the agenda of the elite,just like most Republicans & Democrats don’t know about the hidden agendas of their leaders! Go to: http://www.hourofthetime.com The late William Cooper hosted The Hour of the Time shortwave program where he exposed Freemasonry & the New World Order. He also wrote BEHOLD A PALE HORSE, an underground bestseller which you can buy on the website.
Vash, if you want to learn about the Satanic Illuminati Masonic plan to corrupt Christianity & usher in an evil New Age, check out Texe Marrs website: http://www.texemarrs.com Also take a look at Alex Jones’ website at http://www.infowars.com
@proud German…
I am with you on this site.. the only reason I come here is for the laughs. As idiotic as most repuks post here on dem’s and gays, and how the repuks are so xtians, but are full of hate they really contradict themselves..
But it is weird to see a prayer posted here and not the first time did they pray to kill people. and I am still trying to figure out what kind xtians these people consider themselves.
And correct me if I am wrong but didnt their Jesus walk on water, fed thousands with one loaf of bread, turned water into wine, etc….? do you people not realize your jesus was a witch?
Also how can you believe in a book that the verses contradict themselves? The authors in the bible contradicted themselves on so many different occasions saying one verse said this and then later on in the book another verse contradict what another said.. sorry but if I am going to believe in something it isnt going to be something that changes it mind all thru out the book.
“The roman catholic church is the church of satan and the pope is the antichrist. Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you think that the antichrist himself comes from naziland?”
You moron, you dont know the difference of Germany and Poland?
But offcource, you need more than two braincells to do that…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenne, Hilsen Mr.X
If the fag (sam johnston) and the retards (Shelley, Tristan and Billy Bob) would go and jump in front of a bus, we could all live in peace?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
Just let them be, X. They?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re comedy gold. I laugh about this site everytime I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m visiting it.
I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t think that sausage eater from Nazi-land
If this refers to me, Jarvis, then you should know that
1. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like sausages.
2. the name is Germany. Nazi-land sounds strange. Especially as the nazis are but a tiny minority here.
And yeah, Jarvis, the pope is german, don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t mess with him!
The roman catholic church is the church of satan and the pope is the antichrist. Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you think that the antichrist himself comes from naziland?
Any proof for that, Swip? Cause all other catholic churches (except the orthodox?) were once part of the catholic church. And it were the catholics that got on those crusades in medieval.
@X: Sorry, but the new pope IS a german.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
A prayer by STR that doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t take cheap shots at critics & political opponents or pray that they will soon die & burn in Hell! It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a miracle! Praise the Lord!
Halleluiah! However?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
If democ-rats and fags and retards start accepting Jesus in their hearts we can all live in peace!
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?Ahhhh, so close. :(
I found Jesus inside!
I found jesus… he wasnt lost.. he was down the street raking leaves for this nice lil old lady.. oh and he said to tell u all to stop hating and to stop saying that everything is wrong because people disagree with you.. and he also said to tell u to get a life and stop blaming your pathetic lives on him…. hehe
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