Baldness : God’s Punishment for Sinners
We all know that God is punishing sinners and God is always fair in his judgement. The worst sinners will be killed by the sword but light to medium sinners will often be punished by baldness, God’s way of exposing them to the sight of society. Bald men are most likely criminals. 10 of the 19 9/11-hijackers were bald!
If you take a good look around yourself you will find baldness. If you are in Prison or in a predominantly Liberal society, baldness is more common. If you live among the Godly, in Republican communities are if you visit a church, baldness is a rare sight. It’s clear indication for how God works.
Picture Source: BaldRUs.com
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I found this ridiculous web-site called Bald R US which could almost be funny if you forget for a moment that they are all an evil bunch of sinners.
On this web-site you can read stuff like “God created a few perfect head, on the rest he put hair.” – “I am to sexy for my hair!” – “Got Hair? Get a razor!” – “Bald men don’t need Viagra.” No, this is not funny. They are making fun of a very serious situation. God hates them, God made them get bald to punish them.
STR Quickfacts:
- 90% of all internationally wanted terrorist killers are bald. The towel their wear on their heads is the perfect cover up
- 75% of the democ-rat party leadership is bald, most of them get hair transplants
- 73% of the prison population (over the age of 35) is bald
- Baldness is more accepted in highly unmoral societies, in countries like the Netherlands or Holland and states like California and Massachusetts.
- Baldness can not be cured, there is a simple reason for that: No pill is strong enough to challenge the power of God!
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I urge you to confront sinners and reject bald people just like God does. Soon the climate in America will make it possible to arrest bald men, for the good of America. Currently it is not legal to beat bald men up, but I don’t think it is illegal to rip off their wigs and toupets. Do that! Remember, you can be a soldier for God, if you choose the righteous path!
Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman
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All I can say is y’all better leave Dick out of it, or there’ll be heck ta pay!
Believe you me, that guy can throw a mean punch.
What about John Paul II and Pope Paul VI, to name a few Pope?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s that have been bald? Can’t say that these men have been un-Christian?
Impeach Bush
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/portraits.Par.0030.PortraitImageFile.gif
Is your beloved Rush Limbaugh not losing a bit of hair himself?
Why is it that bad to be bald? It doesn’t seem like much of a punishment. There have been far worse ones in the Bible Shelley.
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One more category of peaple to hate.
In a few days, the only peaple you will not hate are :
- the str team
- american war criminals (including bush, of course)
And you reclaim yourself of God, who stated as the first commandmant to love each others ?
But of course, you can’t see your own contradictions.
Come on, you have to admit you suffer from mental illness, and to get a cure as soon as possible !
(As for RFBW, this post was posted from a Debian Linux, running on a virtual machine hosted on an ESX (linux based) server, and using Firefox)
Well 89% of republican women have got big mustaches, which they are very proud of. It makes it very hard for republican males to destinguies them from other males though… This might also be the reson why There are more gay couples among republicans than anywhere else….
According to republicans, beeing gay is one of the greatest sins, and is most certainly punished by God….This also explains why most Republicans live in “Tornado alley”. Tornadoes strike here more than anywhere else around the globe……You see, GOD is punishing them allready….
Has anyone also noticed the incredible correlation between baldness and cancer? bald people more often seem to die of this dreadful disease – a sure sign that they are hateful to God.
man, you’re fucking sick!
I have a good tip for you, go to the doctor ask him to reduce the amount of happy pills and stop writing crap.
LOL That’s very funny :)
This god guy has a very good sense of humour.
That’s better than quantum phyics and platypus :)
@Sam : Has anyone also noticed the incredible correlation between baldness and cancer?
Have you ever heard of chemotherapy ? This is a heavy, realy heavy treatment for cancers. One of its drawback is that you lose your hairs.
Your mental illness make you a danger for the society. Realy, help yourself, see a specialized doctor !
By this logic, liberal hippies with long hair are loved by God.
Peace and love, man!
@Godless french
By this logic, liberal hippies with long hair are loved by God.
Hehe..Good one mate…And a good example on how they continuously contradict themselves. They are so caught up in their own lies, that they are no longer able to remember them :o)
Army buck privates & Marines have their heads shaved, making them temporarily bald headed! Does that make them temporarily evil? Are you turning into a soldier hater? I don’t hate soldiers, I want them to come home to guard our state & national borders like the Founding Fathers intended!
73% of all prison inmates are Christians btw. Nice coincidence xD
And isn’t Dick Cheney bald too?^^
yearh, and rasta, punk , rockers, they ‘re choose by god. I’ll be laugthing when those crapy smockers would all be bald because of their lungs cancer !!!!
Some may laugh at Mrs. Goodman’s premise but it basically makes sense to me. There are a few exceptions of course like our much respected Christian Republican vice president Dick Cheney but the Lord works in mysterious ways you know. He once in a while makes a good man bald just to show you that HE is in control. I’ve always thought that the majority of bald headed men were sinners because they are the ones you always see browsing the pornographic magazines at the newstands. I noticed that a long time ago. That led me to the strong belief that baldness is primarily caused by excess masturbation (our vice president excepted for that of course!), an evil and immoral act not sanctioned by God. My mother (God rest her soul!) told me when I was 13 and caught me doing that evil act (Lord forgive me!) that if I continued to do it I would go bald. That scared me straight and to this day I have never masturbated again. I would also like to point out that at age 66 I have a full head of hair! If that isn’t proof that baldness if the result of evil acts, I don’t know what is! Wake up people! Judgement day is approaching! I never did like that Yul Brynner guy anyway!
Holy crap! These people are different! God must hate them!!
God hates bald people? Bald people are evil? Masturbation causes baldness? Man I thought I had some crazy ideas… but you people are freaking NUTS! LOL
but you people are freaking NUTS! LOL
They are probably fscking nuts too based on that premise.
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I don’t appreciate my response being edited, by the way. There were no curse words involved and it was not disrespectful in any way. Maybe it was just the fact that I’m a damn idiot that made you want to change my words?!!!
But thank you for preserving the link to your beloved big, fat, balding idiot’s picture.
“Maybe it was just the fact that I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m a damn idiot that made you want to change my words?!!!”
Yes….clearly. You support free speech? Only when you have the ability to change someone else’s words, and only when they agree with you.
@Shelley: Where do you buy your drugs?
Hahahaha! I love this site! I pop by whenever I need a good laugh.
10 of the 19 hijackers were bald? Not in any pics I’ve seen… http://www.welfarestate.com/911/
Why do you rarely see bald Republican heads? Because Republicans “sport the toups”!LOL But seriously, Republican Presidents William McKinley, Herbert Hoover & Dwight D. Eisenhower were bald.J.Edgar Hoover was bald. Harry J. Anslinger was bald. Winston Churchill was bald. J.D. Rockefeller went completely bald in his later years. Were these law & order,anti-drug crusader,pro-war &/or rich capitalist men all evil liberals?
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Mr. Ditton there are exceptions to every rule but as Shelley so rightly pointed out the great majority of bald headed men are liberal pricks. What part of that do you not understand?
Marilou, Shelley almost never “so rightly” points anything out! THERE’S NOTHING for me to “understand”, the whole thing is SUBMORONIC! Anyone buying into ANY of Shelley’s & her friends’ CRAP on this website is a fool,nutcase and/or fascist! If you’re going to criticize liberals, try sticking to facts, get a grip on reality, stop spinning fantasy stories that MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL!!! Baldness is due to heredity,illness,chemotherapy or other harsh chemicals! Baldness isn’t related to liberalism & men with long hair aren’t all hippie liberals! Sweeping generalizations are the realm of the mindless conformist who judge, refuse to understand & hate anyone different!
Marilou don’t listen to that Danny Ditto or any of the other non-believer traitor pinko liberals. He is just another misinformed fool who ignores all the facts. When you have been indocrinated with communist propoganda for many years, it’s pretty much impossible to pound some since into your commie liberal head. Read Shelley’s post again and you can tell you has the facts and who is feeding you a line of liberal nonsense. It sounds like you do understand and are the right track to become a Christian and a Republican, a credit to your race and your sex. With a name like Marilou, I suspect you are a virgin too and I would encourage you to save that wonderful gift for your husband on your wedding night. God bless you for supporting our cause!
Jarvis, I’m not a “pinko traitor liberal” you socialist Republicrat imbecile! Socialism sucks & so do socialists! I have been researching communist & other socialist propaganda of the New World Order for the past 15 years! You’re the one who’s indoctrinated by Republicrat fascist socialist propaganda! And you don’t have facts in this article & precious little in any other article on this site, just BULLSHIT! WAKE UP YOU STUPID SHEEPLE!
@Shelley – you are a complete Slut. Die bitch, die
And the bald eagle is evil?
Have you ever heard about genetics? I know that science is just a liberal crap for you, but you drive a car or can use a computer because of scientific research (you know, God may created silicium, but not and diodes and transistors). Medicine is a science, and genetics a part of it. And there is a big genetic influence in the fact of getting bald
Following your logic, I should be bald. Gues what: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not bald. Nuff said.
Yul Brynner, bald, communist enemy of America!
The King of the Bald : Yul Brynner. Bald men worship him like a God. Yul Brynner is not only enemy of God and America, he is also a dangerous communist!
WTF? Who the fuck is Yul Brynner? And why is he a commie? Russian isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t communistic anymore you now.
Could you give me a proof for your quickfacts?
Has anyone also noticed the incredible correlation between baldness and cancer? bald people more often seem to die of this dreadful disease – a sure sign that they are hateful to God.
Sam, could it be that the chemo-therapy used against cancer makes you loose your hair?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
German guy, Yul Brenner was an actor who played Pharoah Ramses the II in Cecil B.DeMille’s THE TEN COMMANDMENTS(maybe that’s where they got the idea he was an enemy of God,they can’t tell a movie role from reality!),the King of Siam in THE KING AND I & a hired gun in THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN. I don’t know for sure about his politics or national origin but he probably wasn’t a communist or a Russian, being that Shelley swears he was! She & her friends call anyone different from them in appearance or beliefs commies or liberals,after all!
you people are asking the wrong questions
we should all focus in getting Shelley and her crew to tell us their newly discovered drug they use. it must be the best.
German Guy,my mistake,The late Yul Brenner(who died from cancer) was born in Russia but that doesn’t automatically make him a communist! The founder of the political philosophy of Objectivism,the late Ayn Rand(her given name was Alice Rosenbaum) was born in Russia! Her Objectivist philosophy is staunchly opposed to socialism & collectivism! She was an atheist,but far from being a “Godless communist” or a liberal,her “rationalist” philosophy was radically pro-capitalist! She thought marijuana warped young people’s minds,making them vulnerable to socialist propaganda! She also dismissed any music she didn’t like as irrational noise! She thought the Apollo mission was a great capitalist feat(never mind it was a government funded program!) She was for the Vietnam war(never mind it was taxpayer funded & fought by drafted(forced labor) government soldiers,not funded by private interests or fought by mercenaries payed by capitalists!)since the North Vietnamese Army & the Vietcong were “irrational communists”! Her followers are more fanatical in their war mongering than Shelley’s followers! Objectivists call Mideast Muslims “irrational mystics” who’ve been “appeased” long enough by the West & it’s our oil because it’s our oil drilling equipment that makes it all possible(never mind we could sell it to them or remove it)! The Objectivists are all for mass slaughter,even dropping nukes! The point is, not all Christians or anyone to the political Right are like Shelley & her followers just like not all Atheists are to the far Left or like Ayn Rand & her followers!
@Danny Ditto: Thanks for the information.
Your article leaves me wondering:
are moustaches evil?
what about lack of pubic hair?
and vitiligo?
No, seriously, you gotta cut drinking!!!
Isn’t Dick Cheney bald? aren’t a lot of Bush’s TOP advisors bald or balding? for that matter, aren’t a lot of republican senators and congressmen? Maybe there is some truth to this theory Shelley :)
I love this America!! It’s God’s country!
“Sinners are punished with by God with baldness!
C`mon, this is an experiment…this website only haves the more incredible crap about anything, so the ppl put his comments on reaction of read all this stupid stuff.
Somebody is collecting this data for some research purpose in human behaviour…..
Hey, I got some words for you, pissant, stop talking for God. Read the Bible a bit better. Jesus was more understanding then you.
WE ARE ALL SINNERS.
Sheilly, seriously, all of you, I have been reading this all day and this can’t be real, this has do be a send up. If it is, it’s a damn fine job, if not, i don’t know what to say, i’m perplexed, but i hope you’re a dying breed. As well as your blonde bimbo cowboy girl, she seems to me like your typical modern american ever-swinging gangbanging whore, so, if you want your daughters to turn out that way, I HAVE TO MEET THEM.
P.S: Send pictures first
More to come…
i jack off religiously and i’m not bald
i’m also probably the most evil person anyone has ever met
I read that Jesus was bald! So are many of His ministers.
Yeah right. This is just ridiculous! Jesus had long brown hair!
Shelley:
May I assume you have some Biblical backup for your contention about Jesus’ hair length and color?
i’m a card carrying heathen. i worship the Gods of my Germannic ancestors. Odin is the God who brought me to the true Gods of my people. thus the name Odin’s man
i’ve got a full head of hair. hair down to the middle of my back. a full beard and a mustache. i’ve got hair on my bloody ass, even. i guess your god must like my Gods because he didn’t punish me with baldness.
you’re as dumb as they come.
wait wait wait… this was serious? you know the cold war is over, right? actually, forget it… i dont want to address everything you wrote.
?¢‚ǨÀúUnmoral?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ – There is no such word.
?¢‚ǨÀútheir wear on their heads?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ – poor grammar.
Did you actually bother doing a spell and grammar check? If you want to post ill-informed, narrow-minded right-wing lunacies, at least make sure it looks like you have an education beyond that of an 8 year old.
If you spent more time reading the Bible instead of waving it above your head, you might actually realise that postings like this are a presumptuous offence to a religion you claim to follow.
How dare you spread a message of hate in the name of God. It is blasphemy of the worst kind. If you continue to spread your poisonous filth you are little better than the terrorists you speak of. Many of them claim to be working in the name of God.
Turbans, not towels, are more often worn by Sikhs and Hindus than the Muslims I assume you refer to. More often they are worn out of respect for God. I’d also imagine it’s a good way of avoiding sunstroke in the desert. I think you’ll find Turbans are also mentioned in the Bible.
“He put the turban upon his head and set the gold rosette as symbol of holy dedication on the front of the turban as the Lord had commanded him. Moses then took the anointing oil, anointed the Tabernacle, and all that was within it and consecrated it.” (Leviticus 8:9)
I truly hope that one day you will open your eyes and realise the hurt you can cause to good people. Even if the things you say or write are ill-informed and clearing the workings of a pathological moron.
STR when will it ever stop with you saying these horrible things? when are you gonna stop passing such judgement on people. i hope you get holy hell beat out of you by a bald guy shelley you make me sick to my stomach. you are a nazi bitch shelley go to hell.
I am a hardcore Republican. I am a Christian. I am also balding. I know God doesn’t hate me. I love Him and I know He loves me. You are wrong here. Also I strongly dislike the liberal ideology with a passion but I don’t hate liberals. A lot of liberals are just confused. We as Christians should want to see them blessed and happy even though we disagree with the ideology. If you are a true Republican, If you are a true Christian. Please act like one. From what I read it seems to me that you have a holier than thou attitude. That’s not Christian and certainly not republican. God simply will not bless that.
You are undoubtedly the most disgusting piece of shit on Earth.
You’re a Christian??
You’re a fucking racist Nazi lunatic!
Every single “godly article” you’ve written is crammed so full of shit it’s simply unbelievable.
My father is bald because he shaved his head not because your “God” cursed him. And he is the most talented loving person I know. As for homosexuality… people can love whoever they want to love. And if God is really so great, he would understand that, because he is supposed to love everyone too.
And my cousin is mentally retarded but he is an amazing person and is kinder than you could ever be. He IS a person, and deserves to be treated like one.
So, who exactly is on the “good and holy” list. I’m guessing someone good like you who’s plan for peace and happiness is to kill everyone that isn’t like you. You know, Hitler had that same idea once too. Does killing millions of people sound like fun to you? I bet good ol’ Adolf went straight up to heaven for his little charade.
Maybe George W. Bush, for inciting a war and killing thousands of people. Thousands of Soldiers and innocent people, all for the means of something that wasn’t even true. My step brother died two years ago, and whatever the purpose of this war wasn’t worth losing him.
Honestly, with all this shit you’ve been spewing, you need to get your facts straight. Most of your “facts” are just a bunch of crap that hateful, ignorant, and stupid people like you made up to defile everyone else.
The Bible says to sacrifice a sheep or your children, do you do that too?
Maybe it’s just me, but I try to keep blood off my carpeting.
You’ll never go to heaven. You are just a racist, hateful, repulsive bitch who does nothing more that stink up the earth. I hope you get killed by a gay black democratic bald retarded person with aids. Burn in hell you filthy whore.
This is not directed to Shelly it is directed to her disgusted readers.
I hope all of you reading who are in disagreement with Shelly realize that Christianity should not be viewed by its abuse. Shelly is assaulting the name of Christ and for those who don’t know him, I hope you have not come to a conclusion about him through Shelly’s irresponsibility or anything else that deviates from the the Word of God(The Bible). Christaianity is not synonomouse with Republican or Democrat,bald or full- with hair. People make their own chioses and some bad ones are represented by false believers. I am a follower of Christ and I refuse to entertain the fact that this is worthy to be called a ligitimate argument and would encourage anyone in agreement with Shelly to truly reconsider what they are saying and descover if its parallel to the Bible inspired by God, because this is not.
I hope that you readers are not overwhelmed with my regard to Jesus but he is much too amazing a being to be slandered this way. I’d like to let you know that this is not all christains and Shelly needs to prayed for not hissed at because this provocative forum is what she thrives off of.
what i do to combat hair loss is use minoxidil and also topical copper peptide.
This HAS to be a joke. ( Look up Jocelyn’s corner) I see so many take her literally as well although her blogs are clearly a joke.
And if the bald are the sinners why are so many fearful of hippies and bikers….. all who have long hair? Oh and 10 out of 19 of hi jackers were bald. That was a riot, meaning half were sinners and what…..half were saints??
Le 13:40 And when a man’s head grows bald; he is clean.
my dad had a hair transplant and it was very costly,’~
please read 2Kings2:23 were Elisa (bald) gets some support from God (and His Bears). So while I agree baldness is a sign of the DARKNESS.. Elisa himself was bald. Anyway, God made clear that calling someone ‘bald’ is asking for a painfull death. Yes. For children too.
hair transplants are overly expensive but i can say that the results are great”",
i think it is expensive to get a hair transplant but the procedure is well worth it ~*;